A Star Wars game published by the worst company looks more exciting and Star Wars (ish) then the final film of the...

Game looks generic as shit. I felt dumb by just watching the gameplay.

Nigger are you high?
It looks like it will probably be better because the bar is so horrendously low, but more exciting?
Shitting all over the dumpster fire that 9 will be is going to be the highlight of my year, while this looks boring enough to be lethal.

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looks like soulless garbage that is completely expected from triple a games now days, I'll just play force unleashed thanks

>that gay kid from Shameless US is a Jedi
I don't buy it.

black women are essentially the most useless members of America society, so they get pushed on us as strong and competent. Fuck, that Godzilla movie I just saw had the black female as the calm-headed general. And also the head senator was a calm black woman as well.

This is what they actually are like:

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lmao

Holy fucking shit OP you saw that presentation and came out of it thinking you saw quality?
It was a trainwreck, with AI that look like they have 6 inch nails driven through their feet.
EA sure know their audience.

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Same time period.

>Gameplay actually looks pretty good
That looks like the worst part. QTEs, generic gameplay, set pieces and canned animations over actual mechanics, uninspired enemies, and boring roller coaster linear level design. Take away the Star Wars brand this game would have absolutely 0 hype.

>someone thought this was cool when animating this
Were they out of touch or just stupid?

Go ahead, explain unironically how this looks interesting.

Because diversity good, straight white males bad. They wanted this game to sell so they made the protagonist a straight white male, but they need their token diversity characters so they throw in a black woman to check off the female and minority boxes.

I was focusing more on the aesthetics of the game. However thinking back it does seem a little bit behind the competition.

Yeah it makes sense that way, but in such a massive universe, why include Saw Gerrera, a supporting character everyone disliked and made fun of?

EA shills working overtime across boards, very nice.

/pol/ here, fuck jannies

Fuck, not Yea Forums

Well uhhhhh the llightsabres have an aerofoil shape you see and also those uuhhh jedis can use the force to make themselves lighter like an airship and uuhhh

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I've only seen a few bits but the aesthetic looks like shit. It looks like the rest of nu-wars except set in an ugly jungle. Good graphics on a technical level sure but the aesthetic is shit.

Gameplay looks boring and generic, basically TFU but dialed back. What looked interesting to you?

It is really necessary to make her hair short? who the fuck is attracted by that? at least make sexy characters from the diversity if you actually want us to enjoy diversity, it's easy on a vidya with unreal characters and it's fucking star wars anyway.

It set in the error between the two Lucas trilogies so your going to get a mesh of both. You see him actually using the force to fight like in the older games and the prequels. The squeal trilogy has almost none of this except for the kylo ren beam stop which they happily stole for this game.

The 3 cents deposited into his bank account for making that post.

The Mandalorian has me pretty excited. This just looks boring.

Fuck off. Women are not eye candy for men, they're humans. Women characters are being made to represent real women, not pander to the male gaze.

But real women are shit

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This. Put in an idealized young energetic feminine black woman that's attractive to most people.

But it's always a an incredibly boring decrepit old dyke-nigga with a big afro or some other noticeably shitty hairstyle like OP. The shittest character imaginable.

>Gameplay actually looks pretty good
Star Wars games from 15 years ago blow it the fuck out of the water.

The only good Star Wars content in many years was those cinematic trailers for the expansions to The Old Republic.

>another nigger
>another lazy designed alien

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It's an EA game, it'll make the sequels look good by comparison.

Actually agree the linear Uncharted-style level design isn't particularly inspiring

Though for instance I like the mechanic of being able to freeze time and stop blaster bolts in midair the way Kylo does while repositioning enemies to be hit by them.
Don't think we've seen that in another Star Wars game
Also like how Stormtroopers die from single saber slashes, as they should, and their armor is cut and deformed by it in the proper way

based. Looks like Force Unleashed for babies

Because attractive women in male dominated hobbies is sexist because men are not allowed to enjoy attractive women.

This. At least put some plump jungle ass in there

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>>>>

>exciting
>>DUDE YOU’RE A PADAWAN DURING THE IMPERIAL PERIOD WHO SURVIVED ORDER 66 HOW ORIGINAL AND INTERESTING WE’RE DOING OT AGAIN YAY

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And who exactly am i shilling for by criticizing EA soulless cash grab #6?

the "platforming" in modern games is so fucking dull to watch. Also the animations look really bad.

I remember back when people used to mock the EU for pulling surviving Jedi out of their ass whenever they wanted a new story.

The accusation of shilling is directed at who has both praise and criticism for what we've seen of the game.

So the "you must be shilling" vedditor is still retarded

It really is amazing how the disneyverse managed to capture the most retarded parts of the EU without any of the good ones in just a few years.

Gameplay kind of reminds me of God of War and Arkham games. I enjoyed those game but this looks generic.

Bigger question. Will we see the Hutt Slave Bikini again?

:/ looks like nu-wars to me kid

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Pros of fake women:
>Beautiful
>Kind
>Courteous
>Sincere
>Patient
>Loving for better, or for worse
>Loyal

Pros of Real Women
>Possess STD ridden holes they might let you use for access to your bank account

>cons of a fake woman
her funhole is a literal open wound that will need a lifetime of antibiotics, forced openness, and gallons of puss.
but at least puss is slippery

I miss starkiller

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I miss Kyle Katarn

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Ha ha ha he haw ho harrrr….

Star Wars Game? within 20 seconds you have vine swinging and wall running, fornite ball sucking bullshit man, instantly knew this would not appeal to me in the slightest, for the love of fuck.... I am just glad that I have a decent back catalogue of decent games, films & comics before this pile of green goblin crap came to be....

Fuck you George Lucas, we had a good thing going.

>"Who?"-Disney

It's baffling how you can have a character like Kyle as an example, who represents how to do a powerful new character right, and completely fuck it up in a main movie.

If only one could add a negative to diseny to make it go away.

Granted those are new, but the big problem is the linear level design. For me at least, nothing can fix that

looks like a 2002 game, that spaceball villain, the shitty alien with the handgun

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this just took the piss out of what was otherwise the best part of rebels
i refuse to believe filoni wanted that in, but i guess they wanted something from disney wars to sell toys

It's Hollywood, fucking shit up in the most baffling way possible is their M.O.

I miss Delta Squad

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>looks exciting
is this what everything has come to now?

It Ain't Me

Rebels had major issues with budget cuts and having to follow a single crew, but sometimes you could just tell when a moment was mandated by Disney or when Filoni truly gave a shit.

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But they where all male, and probably white.
So they get retconned out of existence.

>Clones
>White

and we will never get closure/explanation for how we got from the end of FU2 to the start of the OT.

was it kino?

How come Star Wars games no longer have amputations in them? Or even the new movies, I guess? The fun in Jedi Academy was having the slo-mo win in a duel and slicing off your opponents arm.

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>Gameplay actually looks pretty good.
Kill yourself, zoomer.

>and probably white.

Reminder that EVEN ea were able to not fuck up Luke
youtube.com/watch?v=Ncpcbu5bSPE

>Gameplay actually looks pretty good
Try to be less obvious, subhuman shill

Rebels was awful from the start.

No.

yes

>"Gameplay"

see

Hah, no

Yea Forums Yea Forums Yea Forums /k/ /pol/ /mlp/ /lgbt/ here, this game looks like shit along with all other onion wars garbage.

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>"I get that we need a black woman for part of the cover, but does she have to be so fucking ugly?"
>"Yes Steve, you know Disney's rules, one black ugly woman for every Star Wars"