>"Heres the bill sir, enjoy your film."
what do?
"Heres the bill sir, enjoy your film."
Chase Wilson
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Mason Lee
Robert I don't feel so good, you're very blurry...can you call an ambulance please
Easton Diaz
"thank you for another great evening Robert"
James Phillips
No tip added automatically? Fuck that would make me uncomfortable if I had to put a number down, I think I would just clap
Adam Evans
Hey, so those crab legs were on the house! Gee Robert, you're a real pal.
Jackson Bailey
i dip the crab legs in my popcorn butter. all of this is on taxpayer's dime by the way.
Leo Nguyen
>Call an ambulance
That'll be $79.50. Plus tip.
Chase Powell
>$187.87
Plus tip
Mason Lewis
>bill
that's clearly a receipt
Cameron Robinson
Imagine not smuggling in cheap soda and croissant in your bag.
Jeremiah Edwards
*Farts loudly* Ah yes thank you Robert. I do hope, oh *Farts louder* Ahaha *Wet farts* ohh the wagies will be busy tonight that's for sure.
Zachary Russell
Ryan Price
Imagine being a fucking woman with a purse, disgusting.
Thomas Gomez
Crab legs are an off menu Yea Forums only item, cost is included in the surcharges. They also have gfs but they're always out of stock.
Nathaniel Barnes
Jokes on you I use this.
Eli Russell
Pull out my W-2 to dispute the NEET surcharge and hire a lawyer to dispute that having a girl(male) from /soc/ with me is enough to surpass the "singles" boundary
This isn't my first rodeo
Henry Gomez
Nevermind then, based and trashpilled, I hope you brought some garbage from home for the wagies to clean up
Luke Johnson
Robert my man!
Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek
I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!
I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! (Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!)
Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek
Can't forget my theatre anvil!
And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!
James Roberts
Only 79.50 for an ambulance? They charge me $5000.
Liam Kelly
Gonna have to charge you triple the autism surcharge. Plus tip.
Dominic Hall
Whatever, mommy pays for my food when we go out anyways. Also how the fuck does that add up to $107.07? Dumb spook can't even do math
Adrian Bailey
Im convinced none of you retards even go outside to see movies.
Someone post a fucking recent movie receipt and I'll jerk off into my hand and eat it.
Matthew Stewart
That's just to call it.
Asher Hill
Do it faggot
Elijah Lee
Clearly a picture of a receipt for tendies from your mother.
Try again shitskin
Leo White
Based
Best post ITT
Brody Sanders
oh fuck me
Christopher Cooper
NIGGER
Noah Clark
Excellent service Robert!
>tips $60
>still has enough money to bribe the guards at the popcorn mines AND the designated shooter
what are you fags, poor? going to the theatre is a spiritual experience, if you can't deserve a few bucks you deserve to fail the penis inspection.