Other examples of this?
Other examples of this?
at first I thought it was a software update but it was actually a hardware upgrade.
>ugh pierce, don't press my belly after feeding me three cheesecakes for dinner.
riced
>w*men
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Either as a man or a woman she could do better than that fat dad-jeans schlub desu
ngl I hate trannies like everyone else but I would fuck that one
>wall of text tattoo
why do women do this
oh do i get on this and whats the app
whitr
After watching tons of "DO ASIAN GIRLS REALLY!??" shit on YouTube by both expats and actual Asians, I am convinced that any healthy white man in Asia could slay an authentic oriental buffet of pussy.
That's a lot of effort just to shag one dude.
For me? It's this one
it looks like she upgraded
I guess settles that.
Realistically though, who wants to go around sleeping with mongoloid asians who are probably trying to get money from a (perceived) rich white man?
>tfw this webm is what made me go to taiwan
>tfw got absolutely memed on because I'm brown
At least I'll fuck cheap whores in thailand in a few months, fuck it.
He looks like if Karl Pilkington had hair
So what are you supposed to do about that whole ocean thing? I sure as fuck am not hoping on a 16 hour flight for some gook pussy.
>the uh... the lil' tranny fella
>woman, carl, you buffoon, that's a woman!!!
>*slackjawed silence*
>nah, the, uh... the twig and berries, uh?
OH NO NO NO NO
56%
Being brown truly is suffering.
>once chance at life to fuck gook pussy
>born a spic
My husband came out as gay so I changed genders to male and it saved my marriage!
Wtf Robin Williams is alive ?!
Fuck you Ricky you disgusting piece of shit
Bleachr
Honestly prefer she fucks an asian guy over a faglord and I'm racist
more like denigro
>His smile and optimism: GONE
The Brosnan feeder meme is easily the best meme on Yea Forums. It's not close.
>start a conversation
oh man thats great
Follow your dreams
Also
>She went for all this trouble for that average looking faggot
what the fuck man
Fucking sorry for you mate, maybe try some goon shit like wearing contact lenses and lightening your hair, genuinely nothing wrong with being /sig/
>she
0WNED
Well he doesn't look like a fucking lad anymore does he, imagine fucking her in the ass and referring to her as he, I mean that says something about you more than it would about me
the bombs you fuckes dropped on them didnt do this much damage
anyone want to link the original video?
>anyone want to link the original video?
Laowhy86 took it down because he faked it with a fake profile and was called out for it. And even with the fake profile, all the matches he got were poor (poverty-stricken) rural ugly girls who heavily photoshopped their pictures. There wasnt a above 4/10 in the whole bunch.
Meanwhile in real-life, the dude in the webm is married to this Chinese beauty.
>And even with the fake profile, all the matches he got were poor (poverty-stricken) rural ugly girls who heavily photoshopped their pictures
The Aurasian-Tiger cope
Yikes
James Bon Appetit
Enjoy living in your fantasy with fake make-believe Youtube vids and 10 second webms. Meanwhile this is reality.
HAHAHA
white women > rest
>beauty
Thats a 5/10 chink. All you yellow fever beta whiteoids need to get standards
did you even read that post you retarded faggot? It was clearly ironic
I love when mutts get btfo
Holy shit he looks like a retarded dennis.
>you look like indian
this is funnier than expected
of course you do, you strive to be us
also that guy isn't even white, he said he was brown.
>said hes brown
>56%
retard
if he's not white then why do you feel alluded?
>her
the dude is still gay
>I hate trannies but I would sti fuck them
You poor fucker
I thought dating Asians was based and redpilled. What's the new gestalt?
kek get more fit shitskins
>she
makes me feel like they have a soul
She got better looking somehow. Girls with colorful hair like blue don't look pretty.
Are you not Indian? Because she's right, you look it
honk,honk,honk
MAC SAID GET THE FLAME THROWER
>A minor setback
What kind of brown? I'm Persian but look white enough. Worried that I'll get the same treatment if I try to fuck chinks
Sorry for the bad english.
Just be hot and go to clubs frequented by foreigners. Ask around, there's always an area known for it in the club area in town. If you don't have an attractive face but a good body show beach pics. I went to Hokkaido I'm French-Arab and I mostly had body shots at the beach. Most of the sex comes from girls you meet at clubs.
Just Be Whiteâ„¢
Best post itt
Merci for the fellow info. Do they use tinder there or some other app?
that's not even her final form
> French-Arab
So she was right. You are brown.
white boi BTFO
see
That is what being "White" gets you. You do understand that the same dude as in that webm.
>I'm Persian
oh man didnt know we were in 1000 BC
newsflash there's no persians anymore
>her
>her
Honestly if a dude put that much effort into becoming a woman for me I'd just swallow my pride amongst other things and roll with it.
Based autistic poster
>5/10
That's a 7/10 with gweilo goggles.
Turns out Asian women are like most other women in that there's probably like 2% that are wife material.
I go to UWaterloo which is almost all Asians. I got tantan. 1 match after 3 months. I'm white.
This is fake.
it's so bizarre. does he genuinely have a thing for bigger women and tried to fatten up his wife? there's rarely a moment of happiness for him when she's skinny or for news of her losing weight
Arnold Swarzenegger did during his Conan days. Not sure about now.
Ooooo KNOB NEWS
>so there's this fella wih a knob righ'?
Patrician taste.
holy shit, lads, how do i make a cute twink fall in love with me so hard he turn into a woman for me?
The what??
What is it with Asians and surgical masks? I see them wearing them all the time irl. Is it supposed to prevent them from breathing in someone else's air or germs or something?
>prevent them from breathing in someone else's air or germs
other way around. it's to spare others their own germs
he was a good looking dude
and a good looking trap
why she/he goes for a your average contratist looking dude?
trully mens are the romantic sex ...
Eehhh I would fuck with Wig
t. chink
honestly she's pretty cute
hahahah
Why do chinks have similar skull structures to niggers?
They wear them when they're sick to not spread germs.
insectoid race
burn the coal, pay the toll
I feel sorry for you bro
fake
thats his kid that caught autism from a vaccine
What's this expression called?
Literally me irl
It's like he's realizing hes gay, falling in love, got someone thats way out of his league, and throwing away a future with procreation still possible. All at once.
He's like the person that faps to trap porn then feels bad about it right after. But for him it's every waking moment with her(him).
people like you resulted in Poe's Law
fuck you faggots, smartphones should have never existed