Movies with this feel?

This is exactly like how young girls are

I bet she boycotts the state of Georgia

I promise you that bitch will get both an sti and a divorce at some point in her life.

Indeed all I did as a teen was

F-attempt
U-suicide
C-and
K-cry

>dat twist

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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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>how can you be poor after 18 when all you do is work?

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its so great to have twitter for iphone to get the female perspective.

mfw in heaven watching all those roasties down below

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>real life

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tfw i had 4 chances and pissed them all away

>almost raped when i was 11
>girl followed me into the boys bathroom at 13
>girl hugged me and squeezed and grabbed my butt at 14
>other times in HS it was more subtle, girls who wanted to go out with me, i didn't understand at the time

oh well :(

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that is some good production valves for a Tiktok

I briefly dated a very hot 20 yo and she was fairly sexually inexperienced, I think introverts no matter how attractive don't have a ton of sex.

Women honestly were a mistake. They prove the fallibility of God. We shall creat new gods and storm the heavens with our righteous fury. Women will be erased from the book of life, our memories of them bitter reminders of worse times. And we will look out over a womanless universe and let out a restful sigh. Our job will be done and we can retire.

>16
please no

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Unbeknownst to her, she's literally bragging about being a repulsive roastie. Are all women this retarded?

by fuck she means masturbate to hentai right? this is my reality

Multiple women have asked me out, I've always declined. I am a 6ft 6" built, virgin with a an okay face.
I've remained a virgin for the sole purpose of one day, at the age of 40, on my 40th birthday, blurting out:

"Yeah everybody listen.... I'm still a virgin.
Guess that movie was pretty realistic after all?"

To you, this might sound insane, but to me it is the reason I wake up every morning...
It'll the ultimate punch-line.
He he, ha ha, ho ho.

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i had sex for the first time in my 27 year old life yesterday night and today morning i had sex again for the second time in my life with the same girl
she is now my very first gf and has stolen my virginity, my kisslessness, my huglessness, and my handholdlessness
>mfw feels good man

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tiktok should be banned. shit is worse than vines

chill out mate it was just a comedy skit

t. /r/asianmasculinity

>slut posts on twitter
>better screencap it and post it on Yea Forums!

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Have sex

Good on ya m8.

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>roastie justifying being low hanging fruit
Lel

stop bragging

>tfw i had 4 chances and pissed them all away

same, girls are so horny for every dick when they are young , then they become selective cunts who will only talk to chad from a rich family by 18.

Look at the poster of a kpop boy group - BTS - in the back. You know she would drop her panties in a second if she got a chance to fuck Jungkook.

Is Jungkook even her bias in BTS?

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Getting laid is easy if that's what you want. It's all about shooting your level. The problem with your average incel is they thing they're going to get the hot, popular girls and it's not going to happen.

One of my exes lost her virginity at 13.

I was astounded but then I found out that’s the norm.

I think being ill until I had a transplant at 17 really fucked my development. I still feel fucked up at 30.

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Don't worry, anons. I still love you and Godzilla: King of the Monsters.

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who's the cuck here? both dudes do nothing

Lucky man
I'm gonna go smoke my last bit of medical weed to try and forget I got laid off and will never hold a girls hand ever
Blog

Mom finna freak

absolute madlad

Keep it up bro, you're a true man of god.

I fucked like 1 and a half girl when I was 17 but I still wanna kill myself because I had a "Chad" friend before I knew of that term who probably phucked like 30+

OUT OF CONTROL

enjoy your cervical cancer from all those STD's you dumb cunt lmaoooooooooooooo

I went to an all boys school

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Start going to church. You see many church girls are naive and easy prey if you just act nice and interesting. You can do that right?

enjoy your aids

Hopefully they don't live that long.

Oh man just wait until she breaks your heart. Get ready to feel the exact opposite of everything you're feeling now.

Based

literally the most based post i've ever seen on this shithole

did you suck her dick?

>women dont live life on easy mo-

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Beautiful women have the least number of sexual partners on average, and are the least likely to have sex outside of commited relationships. Beautiful men tend to be slightly more promiscuous than beautiful women, but are mostly similar. (Handsome Wants as Handsome Does: Physical Attractiveness and Gender Differences in Revealed Sexual Preferences. Biodemography and Social Biology, 57(2), pp.221-257. )

>Rich Evans lost his virginity at 13
>Amy Schumer at 14
>Michel Houellebecq at 14
>Jonah Hill at 13
>Patton Oswalt at 15
>Kevin Smith at 14
>Steve Buscemi at 12
>Willem DaFoe at 13 (confirmed 11 inch penis)
>Adam Driver at 14
>Lena Dunham at 18

MEANWHILE
>David Gandy at 22
>Adriana Lima at 27
>Karlie Kloss at 21
>Brad Pitt at 23

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fuck off normalfag

Church girls aren't slutty though, you have to wine and dine them for an eternity and then they feel guilty about pre-marital relations

>who's the cuck here?
the asian, the whitoid, the whore, and whoever saves that webm

gay

they'd never go to Louisiana so it's safe.
At least for a few more months... until she hit the wall.

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This commercial made me want to live in a hotel because I thought that that's where all these kids actually lived.

A lot of people who are ugly or weird looking now peaked early, see: every single child actor ever.

I turn 40 tomorrow. And ive never felt a woman.

im not a virgin but i wanna die too bud, its been 5 years it might as well have happened to someone else in another lifetime at this point.

pls stop

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lol I finally had my first gf at 27 too. Everything was great until she put her relationship status on Facebook as "available" one week in and I lost my fucking mind.

This is LITERALLY jewish propaganda designed to breed out the beautiful white people and replace them with uggos

First time for me was a smelly chubby gross girl in college I was 19. She was so gross my dick barely could get hard. That pitiful experience set the stage for my failure of a life. Here I am 39 posting on Yea Forums

Which church you talking about ? Catholic girls will let you stick it in their butt.

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Please leave rich Evans alone

this is not a problem if you embrace it

I went to a Christian high school and gay sex wasn't allowed.

I showered once a week and spouted lul so randumb xD nonsense whenever I had an interaction with a female. I'm probably autistic but I accept it now.

same user, didn't stop any of my friends somehow

What is sex like

WOW at that Shyamalan ending

Because that is where you incels belong.

>People in Hollywood lost virginity in early teens
says a lot

>MEANWHILE
fucking bullshit

>Church girls aren't slutty
We must be going to different churches

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unless she's very FAT or already has a kid, she'll break up with you in less than 1 month.
I bet 50 XRP

As far as TikTok goes, this is a work of genius

At your stage why not just rape

Tfw gf won't let me put it in her butt

it goes from horrible to the best experience in your life if you're with someone you love

Thank you, this made me laugh.

You mean girls fucking every Chad right?

It just seems worse because the new generation is using tiktok and they are fucking morons

Whenever I see an incel attack women I feel bad and my heart goes out to their families. Then I see posts like this and wonder: Do women not understand they literally bring it upon themselves?

>find out rape doesn't count as sex...

Bummer.

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>all this for some ugly chink
Why?

KILL ME

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Salty milk and bags of sand

you just watch too much catholic school girl porn

Buy a whore?

A more aerobic form of masturbation with more hassle.

It's not that amazing. First time you see shit on your dick it sorta ruins it.

haha imagine being a 32 year old virgin haha

I'm realist bro. It's already a miracle she stayed good until now.

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I understood every time they were interested but I didnt wanna bang because I was afraid of my little dick. Now that Im older I realize how dumb that was because its perfectly fine but porn at a young age had warped the mind

>he hasn't at least had a woman grind her ass up against your dick
shit dude I haven't been laid in years and I haven't really tried but a month ago I at least had chicks grinding up on my cock.

same

everyone in our semi normie gamer-but-still-went-to-parties friend group had a body count of like 1-3 by the end of high school except one guy who probably had 50+.

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Not your fault. Boys mature slower than thots.

I can't get an erection without viagra. Ive lost Too much libido so at this point I have given up

>Whenever I see an incel attack women I feel bad and my heart goes out to their families.

Lol...why?

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>Here we observe the natural habitat of the pretend to be gay long con

>on 4chin since 2005
>lost my virginity at 20
I think I did pretty good all things considered

white girls who are into asian boys are without fail bizarre anime obsessed k-drama watching weirdos

How do I stay out of the friend zone Yea Forums?

I want to Bonbi.

don't fall for the degenerate standards of this wretches and dont fall for their narrative, that is exactly what the rootless cosmopolitans want.
degenerates like those belong in s cross.

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>tfw lost virginity at 15 to a 3/10 fat girl
>haven't had a gf since
>haven't had any friends in years
>forgot how to socialize overall

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>2005

based boomer

I had sex at 17 and advocate volcel values. I disagree with the opinion that all women are worthless whores, it's just that most of them are.

>me in 10 years

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So vagina is still better then? I at least wanted to try it. But she is Too scared I'll injure her bootyhole

>Willem DaFoe
>confirmed 11 inch
>height is 5ft 7 or 170.2 cm tall

I've literally said "i have no interest with being friend with you, i have plenty of friends already and don't need another one" to some girls. That usually works

Based as fuck.

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Just be over 6 foot

you stop thinking of the friend zone as a concept and women as only sexual gratification

everybody who is not a fag wants her
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Where are all the virgin women to account for the incredible amount of 20s something men who are still virgins?

>tfw 29yo kissless touchless virgin

why am I still here?

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dubs und you get a gf

>why am I still here?
to suffer.

If you meet a girl your interested in don't wait to long to ask her out or eventually she'll just slowly start to see you as a friend.

Have sex

I'm 184cm tall and have a 19cm penis and I'm a touchless kissless virgin at 29

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put me in the screencap :^)

Kpop fans.

I'm still couple of months away from turning 25 actually

this, whenever some chick who I'm trying to get with plays the "I'd rather just be friends" card I just give them that line. They're usually happy to hear this.

Make your intentions known early on
Pretty simple

>whoever saves that webm
heh...!

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just b urself

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Just get her reallyyyy drunk and lube it up snd she might not even notice

Silence, ugly degenerate. The relationship of beauty (true beauty, not modern filth designed to sell products) to rigid internal morality and mental constraint has been noted since Ancient Egypt. Ancient Germanics wed in their mid twenties and bathed together as teens without unseemly thoughts

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Pareto principle bruv