Anybody else pretend they have Terminator vision as they walk around? I can't be the only one.
Anybody else pretend they have Terminator vision as they walk around? I can't be the only one
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yeah, I also pretend I'm invisible, like predator
Yeah I pretty much have FUCK YOU ASS HOLE loaded up and ready to go at all times if needed
yeah but nobodys ever given me their clothes
Grew out of this behaviour when i turned 13 and started noticing girls.
How do i make the Predator purr noise? I can't quite purrfect it.
Nah I have the Robocop vision
If only they noticed you...
Okay, Frank, that's enough..
>Flaw assessment
>not registering her as a black woman
Your OS needs an update.
When I talk a shower in the morning I stand up slowly and make pretend like I just came from the future.
>Grew out of this behaviour when i turned 13 and started noticing girls.
>not scanning their tits to estimate the shape and size
get out of here, youre a disgrace to terminators
>be me driving
>dumb passenger - watch the road!
I see everything
take*
Yeah, but I cant think that fast or as organized.
>black face
>being detected by computer vision as human face
So unrealistic
I've fucking done this too.
Unironically perform subtle ocular patdowns on everyone I meet
>13yos
>tits
I had a classmate with reasonably sized tits by the time she was 12 or 13.
>this level of autism
i guess you didn't notice them that closely then
Some girls develop early and have fucking D cups at age 13
Have you not seen girls lately?
You have to be 18+ to post here.
are you retarded
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.
Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Get a curved shower rod
I just assumed everyone with an IQ above 100 did this naturally
why would a terminator want to have a shower?
Crippling autism at its most pure
>he doesn't scan and analyze girls asses and tits
No fun allowed homo
Dumb zoomers
>start to hum the terminator theme
Let me stop you right there, you can't hum
>DUH DUH DUM DUH DUM
which is the key part
You're full of shit
Hello newfags.
There is "being aware of your surroundings" and then there is "I am pretending to be a computer identifying objects with additional data". The former is what adults do and the latter is cringe.
There's literally nothing cringe about it, assuming you're not also larping as Arnie with the sunglasses, jacket, and Austrian accent.
>pretend
haha yeah pretend haha
I prefer to walk like robocop and make the thud sound effect of his steps, pivot my torso around while keeping my arms stiff
I'm actually not autistic.
I distinctly remember 3 girls in my 8th grade with massive tits
We can still see ur clothes tho
Check
>theres a timeline where Stallone played the Terminator
what do you think?