Anybody else pretend they have Terminator vision as they walk around? I can't be the only one.
Anybody else pretend they have Terminator vision as they walk around? I can't be the only one
Andrew Edwards
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Charles Wright
yeah, I also pretend I'm invisible, like predator
Carson Clark
Yeah I pretty much have FUCK YOU ASS HOLE loaded up and ready to go at all times if needed
William Rivera
yeah but nobodys ever given me their clothes
Lincoln Young
Grew out of this behaviour when i turned 13 and started noticing girls.
Adrian Morales
How do i make the Predator purr noise? I can't quite purrfect it.
Logan Myers
Nah I have the Robocop vision
Xavier Adams
If only they noticed you...
Isaac Flores
Okay, Frank, that's enough..
Justin Young
>Flaw assessment
>not registering her as a black woman
Your OS needs an update.
Jackson Perez
When I talk a shower in the morning I stand up slowly and make pretend like I just came from the future.
Jordan Bennett
>Grew out of this behaviour when i turned 13 and started noticing girls.
>not scanning their tits to estimate the shape and size
get out of here, youre a disgrace to terminators
Ryan Reyes
>be me driving
>dumb passenger - watch the road!
I see everything
Carter Ortiz
take*
Justin Ross
Yeah, but I cant think that fast or as organized.
Christopher Gomez
>black face
>being detected by computer vision as human face
So unrealistic
Colton Ortiz
I've fucking done this too.
Charles Murphy
Unironically perform subtle ocular patdowns on everyone I meet
Carter Wright
>13yos
>tits
Tyler Morris
I had a classmate with reasonably sized tits by the time she was 12 or 13.
Brayden Butler
>this level of autism
Jack Jackson
i guess you didn't notice them that closely then
Some girls develop early and have fucking D cups at age 13
Aiden Lopez
Have you not seen girls lately?
Lucas Fisher
You have to be 18+ to post here.
Dylan Gomez
are you retarded
Elijah Richardson
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.
Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Joseph Young
Get a curved shower rod
Jacob Powell
I just assumed everyone with an IQ above 100 did this naturally
Landon Thompson
why would a terminator want to have a shower?
Dominic Rodriguez
Crippling autism at its most pure
Hunter Hall
>he doesn't scan and analyze girls asses and tits
No fun allowed homo
Jack Phillips
Dumb zoomers
Christopher Gomez
>start to hum the terminator theme
Let me stop you right there, you can't hum
>DUH DUH DUM DUH DUM
which is the key part
You're full of shit
Nolan Reed
Hello newfags.
Logan Phillips
There is "being aware of your surroundings" and then there is "I am pretending to be a computer identifying objects with additional data". The former is what adults do and the latter is cringe.
Jayden Gutierrez
There's literally nothing cringe about it, assuming you're not also larping as Arnie with the sunglasses, jacket, and Austrian accent.
Samuel Young
>pretend
haha yeah pretend haha
Ryder Sullivan
I prefer to walk like robocop and make the thud sound effect of his steps, pivot my torso around while keeping my arms stiff
Carter Robinson
I'm actually not autistic.
Jace Robinson
I distinctly remember 3 girls in my 8th grade with massive tits
Matthew Mitchell
We can still see ur clothes tho
Luke Carter
Check
Christian Myers
>theres a timeline where Stallone played the Terminator
what do you think?