Fuck this gigantic piece of fucking shit what was his problem

Shit parents and being loyle to his capo

he had mudda problemsh

This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

He was a sociopath, be he was likable. When was the first time you realized you were rooting for a sociopath? Mine was when the two nogs tried to assassinate him after he bought his newspaper and orange juice and he fights them off. I watched that scene 20 times. I can't help but love Tony even though I know he wouldnt love me, he'd just use me and most likely destroy my life if he knew me, especially because he would know I loved him.

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He never stopped eating and was part of one of the most overrated shows in history

Pretty much forced into an unfulfilling criminal life-style due to family circumstances, have a mom always guilt tripping you and an uncle constantly undermining you, and marry an ungrateful woman and have ungrateful kids on top of all that.

No one was based in that show and i was so happy they suffered severe consequences for their actions in the end.

>marry an ungrateful woman
Carmella was the biggest enabler out of all of them

>No one was based

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How come we never saw him have sex with Ginny

>no one was based
>no one was based

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After Chris fucked up how many times?
If he wasn't Tony's nephew he would've killed him ten times over already for all the dumb shit he's pulled.

Didn't have enough cameras to film it.

He literally did nothing wrong

I wasn't rooting for him, he was likeable but he was an asshole lying to himself about his nature instead of owning up to it, very unbased

impressive stuff, when are you submitting your viva user?

Nothing? He's the protagonist, we're supposed to use him as our moral center.

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He found out his mum was CGI

If Chris wasn't Tony's nephew, junior would've had him executed for real in the first season

IT DIED ON DAH VYYNE

I watcher Demo play this not to long ago. It's as fucking awfuland cheap as you would expect

Well no, Livia saved Chrissy. "He put up my storm windows one year"

he had a hard life

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