Do you think it aged well??

Do you think it aged well??

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Yeah reminds me of high school

ALL THE

If anything it has improved.

SMALL THINGS

Do Americans really do this?

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Hahah yea man totally like my high school years mate! Going to parties and banging hot young high school girls!

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yes they really wear shoes in the house its fucking disgusting

You mean having spear food? Yea we have that in America unlike in your third-world shithole were your people starve and BEG us to send you UN rations. Now why don't go fuck yourself before I call my cousin at the Pentagon and have your little shithole third world country carpet bombed by a F16 you piece of fucking shit.

How are their floors not an absolute mess all the time? How can you go barefoot after the shower in this absolute pighouse?

Going to parties yes but most guys weren’t banging girls

they are an absolute mess all the time, it's a nation of animals

Just couldn't be made nowadays. That sort of teen/college comedy is dead. Smartphones would simply make a lot of the scenes pointless.

Yeah, I can still watch it regularly and enjoy it. Might be nostalgia though - no idea what zoomers will make of this film (if they're even aware of it)

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I was told there would be a next step

What was going on in the late-90s where people thought dudes cumming on shit was the highest form of comedy? Clinton?

>jewsih smut for the low iq americans
>it was ever good

>american pie
>everyone is jewish

Im a zoomer and actually love early 2000's teenage movies like Scary Movie, American Pie, Scream etc.

It's something called cleaning, you retarded eastern peasant.

Stifler isn't jewish though

>take shoes off at the door
>don't have to clean as aggressively
>this logic escapes the tiny smooth American brain

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It's aged like milk and didn't capture what it was like to be an early 2000s teen at all. Super Bad is the only movie that's even come close.

Is that why he is always the one that gets all those cum shots and piss on his face??

nah man, i've been to scandinavia
it's not at all like here, their floors really are pristinely clean. you can drop food on the floor and just pick it up and eat it since there wasn't even any dust or dirt on it

Can you explain what American thought process is about wearing your filthy dirt and piss and garbage covered shoes inside? Are you guys too fat to bend over and untie them?

Nigga they are actors working in a fucking film set. Do you also go to work barefoot?

It's funnier than any comedy movie that came after it...with the exception of American Pie 2.

>i-it's a movie! we don't actually do that!
C O P E

Only Jim is Jewish.

>It's funnier than any comedy movie that came after it
lol no

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Never heard of your pic, never saw it. Neither has anyone else.

yes it did. although i'm assuming by 'aged well' you mean the retarded nu definition of whether if it's still applicable to the modern world

>random guy cums in a cup with beer
>Stifler drinks it

American humour everybody

>guys dress up like girls
British humor everyone.

We even wear or dirty does on the moon. Stay obsessed, you losers of the privilege lottery.

>this zoomer thinks American Pie is early 2000s
Glad to hear you like it, but only a zoomer could use that as a grouping, and miss what's really going on. The biggest cultural chasm of the last 30 years is pre- and post- 9/11 movies. The loss of innocence in almost all the America media produced after is plain to see for those who lived through it.

An American exchange student rooming at my house never took off shoes of his. He would lay with them on the sofa and tramp through the house even if it was raining or snowing day. There was absolutely nothing you could reason with him about taking the shoes off. He was also a huge Trump supporter (this was 2016) so I assume most American Trump fans are wearing of the shoes inside their homes like dogs they are.

>this poster's nation of origin: America
your attempt at fucking English up is laughably bad, like someone doing a Russian impression, also the Trump bit really gave it away

>two buildings for down and a few people die
>all of american culture changes
>loss of innocence

Why are you such fucking pussified faggots?

HE PAUSES SHAVING AND HE TELLS HIMSELF THAT HE IS THE BOMB

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>horny teenage boy fucks an apple pie
>gets caught by father
>both don't tell anything to the mother
>mother ends up eating that cake without knowing that moments go her sons penis was penetrating it

American humour everybody

this shit ruined generations of school kids
terrible

Please just take off shoes. Please.

>takes off shoes
>steps on glass shards
>starts bleeding
>goes to hospital
>$2 million medical bill

America everybody

>Please just take off shoes. Please.
How do you guys manage to not always be sick with a cold? It's disgusting. Clean your house and wear your shoes.

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I always loved these kind of movies for the experience of how it is to having friends and doing fun things.
Even to this day even though I'm in my 30s and have friends.
I still like the 'social' aspect of highschool tv series and movies.

>How do you guys manage to not always be sick with a cold?

Our houses weren't built by Mexicans using chinese materials.

Listen you ill-informed, ignorant cunt. Pie is absolutely not spear food. Carrots, cucumbers, asparagus, fries, those are spear foods. Alternatively, pieces of meat, large enough fruits and vegetables like water melons and pumpkins might also be spear food. Pies are round and flat and if you tried to spear them it would fall right of you idiot.

I binged watched all four movies and they're actually pretty fun.

>mfw the characters literally become 30 year old Boomers by the fourth movie

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Why were*
America's a young nation

I'm glad we got to hear Tara Reid's raspy voice scream "im cumming!"
I don't care if it's played for laughs I've nutted to that many a time

same, except for the friends part
it lets me have my socialisation fix for the day

why dont they make comedies like this anymore

The girls were all top tier qt's when it came out. Now they're all expired. Why do white women age so badly?

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Watch 'Booksmart'

Stop trying to force this movie.

I fast forward any time a woman is speaking in a film, there is no way in fucking hell I'm watching one with them as the protagonists.

Nice bait