Stannis was the only named character killed by the strong and independent Brienne of Tarth

>in his prime
he'd been sitting chained and covered in his own shit and piss for months and his hands were bound, he was not in his "prime" at all lmao

>Brienne never got the magic cock

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Even as a Brienne supporter, Jaime was a bit malnourished, hadnt held a sword in a year and was partially bound

Still, it was prime right handed Jaime

>the scene where Pod is introduced to Brienne and he calls her Sir

A warrior of the King's guard does not start whining when the going gets tough. It is his usual work environment. His bound hands mean shit when he wields a bihanded sword.
He was in his fucking prime and Brienne of Tarth owned him with ease.

>He was in his fucking prime
but he wasn't you idiot, he had been underfed and inactive for a fucking year

>Stannis died before living out the events of the shitty 8th season
>the last surviving of the 5 kings in the books
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Brienne is now the best swordsman in Westeros

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after Arya

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>he had been underfed and inactive for a fucking year
See, now you have to resort to outright making shit up on the go. There is no indication of what you claim in any scene of the entire series. You just assume that. Whereas the fight, where Brienne owns Jaime, is manifest and observable.

After Brohn

>no indication
nigger it's literally said in the show
>Brienne owns Jaime
I know, when did I ever deny it? Brienne is a fucking beast and she took out the Hound, but saying Jaime was in his prime is outright false

>nigger it's literally said in the show
Direct quote please, with season+episode number and exact timestamp, please.

quora.com/How-long-was-Jaime-Lannister-held-captive-on-the-Game-of-Thrones
I was mistaken about year, sorry. But it was eight months, chained and inactive.

Direct quote please, with season+episode number and exact timestamp, please where it is claimed that
>he had been underfed and inactive
particularly
>underfed
and
>inactive
Direct quote, please. No assumption and no inferring from the overall plot.

I just assumed underfed because he was a fucking prisoner of war, but okay let's assume he was fed properly for some reason
>inactive
did you even watch the show, user? he was a fucking chained prisoner for 8 months, when did he ever get to train and fight?

He was starved and tired, also hands tied

>I just assumed
Ok this is getting to dumb for my taste.
Jaime was in his fucking prime, FINAL ANSWER!

youtu.be/Yv_S5iabJcI?t=1163
>I've been sitting in a muddy pen, wrapped in chains for the past year
there you go. not in his prime

Why are you wasting your time debating with a literal retard?

because I'm waiting for my pizza to arrive and I'm bored

>forgetting about Balon Greyjoy
You'll pay the iron price for that

>stannis killed
show me the body

ARGHHHHHHH

I stopped watching the show mid Season 5. The only character left that I liked was Stannis and I already knew they screwed him over.

>tfw a tiny part of me held out hope even right through the last season that he was alive and would return

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What was the point of Stannis?

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WHY WAS HIS DEATH OFFSCREEN.
GIVE ME ONE FUCKING REASON.
NO OTHER CHARACTER WAS KILLED OFF SCREEN

FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU CUNTS

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>NO OTHER CHARACTER WAS KILLED OFF SCREEN
Robert

Dying and being killed are completely different. Stop being a retard.

But he was killed by a boar you fucking idiot, getting killed is a way of dying. Are you a retard?

What? Wasn't he poisoned?

stannis was killed by his lust for power, not by brienne.

>lust
It was his right

Did you even watch the show? Lancel got him Drunk on Cercei's orders which led to him betting mauled by a boar.

Shows how much I care about the show, I guess. Just here for Stannis memes.

>implying Bobby wasn't the only worthwhile part

>Stannis
>killed
show me the body

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He died in his own bed after the fact. His mauling was off screen. His death was due to complications after. Are you a fucking retard?

>BOARED BY HIS ENEMIES

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>Lancel got him Drunk on Cercei's orders which led to him betting mauled by a boar.
It was poisoned wine you fucking idiot. Did you even watch the show? The boar was just a coincidence.

Based

lmao he was almost dead and he didnt resist. bravo brienne

>It was poisoned wine you fucking idiot
no it fucking wasn't, he drank it during the hunt without dying. he was fucking laying in the bed afterwards CONFIRMING that the boar got him, how the fuck would he not notice that he was fucking poisoned?

>tumblr filename
>people falling for bait
I hate nu/tv/

>His death was due to complications after
nigger he was killed
>get shot
>die 5 days later due to "complications"
>this somehow doesn't count as getting killed

It wouldn't be much a of MURDER PLOT if the wine wasn't poisoned on Cersei's orders YOU FUCKING TWAT. It's like you idiots didn't even watch the show...

the order was getting him drunk you fucking idiot, he literally says that he got too drunk. are you pretending to be retarded?

>The murder plot was just to get Robert drunk
>Even though Robert is always fucking drunk anyway
>Somehow this was supposed to result in his death eventually
You are a fucking moron.

In the books Brienne could barely contain a tied up, weakened Jaime. And we know she was a good fighter.
She's kinda similar, as a character, to Duncan the tall, who's probably her natural grandfather and the main character in the short stories Dunk and Egg.
And they will never make a series adaptation of that, no magic, no titties, no massive armies, no snarky plots, but impoverished nobles with a bunch of farmers as soldiers against each other, or tournaments.

>there's only one stage of "drunk"
are you 9 years old? have you ever had a sip of alcohol?
post source of the wine being poisoned

>implying a King can be told/forced how much to drink
Poisoning the wine is literally the entire reason Lancel felt guilty enough to join the Sparrows.

nigger alcohol IS poison, he felt guilty for constantly offering wine as was SHOWN in the episode

Brienne is based though.

>it was dany's right
>it was jon's right
>it was joffrey's right

who cares

You are truly a moron. You should watch shows/read books with a greater attention to detail. Maybe then you won't miss such huge plot points in the future!

@116337548
>!
okay you made it too blatant

>in his prime.

>@
I can't tell if this is weak bait or fresh off the boat R_eddit.

@116337646
le epic bait xD

he was a glorified cuck that was poetically slane by a "strong independent woman"

they got him drunk with wine meant for the terminally ill known as "strong wine"

it wasn't poisoned you fucktard. It was already a stronger wine than normal. Its for the terminally ill

yes, which means that the order was getting him drunk, not poisoning him

he's baiting

I'm really not. It was poisoned. The entire plot doesn't make sense if the wine wasn't poisoned. How else can you guarantee Robert would die? That's right, you can't. Fucking moron.

@116337976
>please give me attention I'm so fucking lonely
embarrassing

lmao at least I'm literate fag

@116338114
>abloo bloo bloo

>@
Uhhh, R_eddit is that way bud -->

@116338191
yeah I know you're an expert when it comes to reddit

you can guarantee that robert will wants lots of wine on a hunt for boar, and that Robert will get the strong wine and not know the difference because like you said he is already drunk all the time. Hunting Boar with a spear is literally one of the most dangerous things you can do, when you are so drunk that you can barely stand its suicide. Not to mention he is being guarded only by an old man that is well known for letting kings do whatever the fuck they want.

sure thing fag

He doesn't fucking die of poison does he you stupid fuck. He gets killed by a boar cos hes overconfident and wasnt used to wine of that strength. Lancel joins the sparrows because he was fucking cersei not because he got robert killed as well.

@116338354
cope

@116338191
>doesn't understand when people clearly don't want to give him (You)s

He is malnutrites and inactive for months and fucking shackled.
Not sure if retarded or pretending to be one. Sound like the second one but doesnt really matter for me