Characters have genitals

no, it's Yea Forums related. you can stick to the porn and /pol/ threads

>streaming services
>television

No

I feel like convincing simulated sex with all the associated sensations is maybe 20 years off, 30 at most.

so this is just ripping off variable geo then?

>hbo
>streaming
5 IQ detected

it doesn't make sense at all, is it the fighting game company that released this insanely realistic VR blob you put on your head?
they did this only for a fighting game?

or did the VR blob already exist and the game is simply loaded into the VR blob, which means that you could have probably played VR blob The Sims and fuck people there

Ep1 was kinda bad
Ep2 was alright, I liked the story but the whole resolution was "I want to talk to you because it was my fault" was pretty poor. But it was well shot and acted
Ep3 had a strong beginning imho and then went into Scooby Doo territory, with the two sisters rescuing the singer. What the fuck was even that.

*son logs on*

This episode actually tackles a very simple question:
Is it gay to fap to chun li if your introduction to her was through your friend beating you at a video game with her?

for real dont they have hentai games in vr

>implying I wouldn't rape my bros if I had the opportunity to in VR

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I kinda just wanted miley to either die and have to love vicariously through a robot or have her manager make the deal with the hologram thay we she could effectively have just faked her death

If the technology exist though... would you?
And what sex would you pick?

Why even bother with a fighting game and a real person behind it.
If such technology exist surely there will be porn games with AI made specifically to please you. And that would make a good BM episode premise, how various lives are affected when a quick and less worrysome alternative to sex that totally feels real exists.
The good and the bad. But no, the whole thing was "are they gay or not". Who cares.

Yes, Female

I was hoping that somehow Ashley Too would take over Rachel's brain somehow. And Rachel would become the robot.

Kinda like you idolize your pop idol so much that you become her. But as a toy.

Every season is worse than the last. Damn shame.

>discussing how it feels like to have an orgasm as a women like he can't just change his character anytime
dumbest shit in the episode

In real life 90% of them would be teenagers and little boys. The real moral dilemma is would it make you a pedo to fuck a young boy playing as a full grown woman? Is it just online roleplay?

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install futa mods and rape Juri

>Doesn't seem like a good business model...
lol? imagine VR Street Fighter, Guilty Gear, or Tekken, and being able to fuck any of the hot ass girls from any of those series. Julia Chang, Nina Williams, Cammy White, Chun-Li, Poison, May, Baiken, Dizzy....
can't wait for the future bros

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Wow another black mirror thread.

this techonology wouldn't exist for at least another half-century. To propose a technology that can manipulate your senses alone would have to pass through a lot of shit, let alone selling them as video games.

>implying television isn't just a primitive form of a streaming service

What did you think the X was for? 10?
There likely are, but this particular story focuses on two dudes who likely don't deal with anything computer related, and who probably only play that one game.
Think of it like two casual fans of fighting games unknowingly bought DoA Extreme Beach Volleyball.

now that's a true moral dilemma

>Feels like the writer has never played a videogame.
Obviously. If he played video games he'd be in his mom's basement complaining about diversity instead of going outside and making a TV show.

WOT IF FIGHTING GAMES MADE YA GAY?

thanks, professor

>Doesn't seem like a good business model...
are you retarded? you know how big the porn industry is?

>Poison
Yikes

weird thing is used to write for a videogame magazine and has a record of playing a shitload of games, this episode feels like he watched Moonlight and remembered Tekken then wrote this, feels more like it's hitting a diversity quota than being an actual episode

people buy porn?

See, this is what so many people don't understand. Suspension of disbelief has nothing to do with the logistics or technology. I can easily accept that somehow a fictional game developer can make an incredibly complex game like this despite knowing that it's impossible in real life, because it's just a problem of computing power.

What I can't stand is the writer completely ignoring the ramifications of having a fully realistic VR sex experience on a fighting game and barely nobody knows or cares about it. That's the writer just being lazy. How do you stop children from using it? How do you stop players from abusing each other? Is rape allowed even if it's role play? Are the developers monitoring the matches and seeing people fuck? You could write the entire episode on the premise of this fighting game somehow developing a crazy metagame focused on sex. But Brooker focuses on two dudes being faggots. It's absurd

Because just straight up porn can become boring. They're roleplaying as fighting game characters and having sex in that environment is obviously more arousing and exciting. Plus when you're done fucking you can always have a few bouts.

boomers do

>avid gamer
Charlie Brooker is a fucking pleb when it comes to video-games. He did a one-off called gameswipe (based on his screenwipe series) where he complained about how boss fights are nonsensical and outdated and where he nodded along and agreed as Dara O'Briain said Gears of War was too hard and he should be allowed to skip levels. He admits he got into gaming journalism because it was the only place he was encouraged to be a smug dickhead instead of discouraged.

He's also said stupid pretentious shit like Twitter is actually a video game where the objective is getting as many followers as possible.

What a faggot

I took Smithereens as the guy trying to blame Fakebook and Sneed Jobs but on actually talking to him and hearing he's just a dude with his own problems is when he admits to himself it was his fault.

Gayming

That's a terrible analogy, DoA Xtreme has an exclusively female roster while Fighting Vipers X is mostly dudes including a bear and a zombie.

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TWO
WORDS

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You don't have to be an MLG Pro gamer to know the basics of how games and ratings work, bud

RAOE FIST

Regardless of whether you need to be that or not Charlie Brooker clearly doesn't understand the basics of how games and ratings work judging by this episode.

I'm already roxette

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He said he bought it at a store, some stores would probably refuse to sell it because it would be viewed as pornography

it's ok, she doesn't have a dick in this simulation

SCOOP
HAGENDAZ
WOMBO COMBO!!!

While incels dream of realistic VR avatars, this is happening

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the ESRB and game ratings in general only exist because of brick and mortar shops. when retail finally dies, ratings are out the window as well.

Or he just chose to handwave it and keep his concept instead of trying to find another way to do it that would be less "fun" on screen

what is this that's happening?

asians are taking our trannies

i like how he's wearing a g-string sideways in order to have something to tuck into.

when all the retail giants die, stores will sell literally anything, as size is the only reason anyone gives a shit about what retail chains will or won't carry.

Just came from Yea Forums
thank you based crossboarding shitposter, watching the episode now

Absolutely, female. I've always wanted to be a woman, but as I see it, going tranny at best makes you a tranny, and at worst turns you into a mutilated perversion of what you truly want. All I can really do is hope our pace of technological advancement and economical situation allows me to get a taste of the real experience before I kick it decades from now. Whether it's through advanced VR, or robotics, or psilocybin shrooms that someone CRISPR'd the fuck out of, whatever.

>start game
>use quick play to find random online player
>match found
>I select Roxette for her move set
>other guy selects polar bear
>match starts
>polar bear just starts jacking off whilst going "ohh yeah fuck yeah nigga" down the mic
>every match is like this
>devs add DLC characters that are different animal hybrids to appeal to the furry crowd
>now every match has furries jacking off their dog cocks and asking to knot you

The brick and mortar shop like where Karl brought Fighting Vipers? Even then you're wrong, censorship will change from, "You have to apply this particular rating," to, "We reserve the right to not sell your game," which will be just as swayed by the public as ratings are. Look at all the controversy with Steam on this very subject.

Literally all it takes is for Karl to say it's some modded version he discovered and all those problems go away. Whether through ignorance or handwaving it's just shit writing.

Gamer autogynephile

Didn't even notice that.

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see brick and mortar shops competing with the internet will basically only exist so you can buy porn with cash.

don't feel too bad about being dumb though.

i mean maybe. nothing wrong with that

*tap* *tap* *swivel* *tap* *tap*

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I would find the inevitable Skyrim VR re-release, and then install ALL of the sex mods. Female character, of course. Last time I played modded Skyrim I was able to prostitute Serana out to a pack of wolves to get them to stop attacking me, so it's going to get fucking wild. I also installed standard prostitution mods, so I'd probably start the game just being a whore in Whiterun for 30 hours until I have 20,000 gold, at which point I’d tear through the entire game raping, and wilfully getting raped by, the entire bandit/creature/daedra population of Skyrim.

I'd rather have VR Rumble Roses

I'm glad you don't write any shows because you're clearly a brainlet

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Do you think cyber-prostitution will be a big industry in the future, or do you think way too many people will do it for free for anyone to make money off of?

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That has nothing to do with how censorship will still exist on digital platforms, user.

He's an ultra casual journo that doesnt get the basics of how games work

fat balding asian chad strikes again

... you're a smart lad, you should be able to piece together how wrong you are.

Hey man, its just an idea.

>using state-of-the-art VR technology just to play Skyrim again
I fucking hate you people.

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I thought this also. Like I figured the game was going to get canceled and the two fags would have to face the fact the can't have hetero sex anymore.

I also would of liked something a bit darker like his son finding and playing the game with Karl. I think almost every boy can remember the first time they found their parent's pornography. But in striking vipers, the pornography is so much more realistic or immersive. Then you have the fag raping the child (on accident. ) Or the father catching them playing. Or mother. The climax of the episode would have been more dramatic then rain kiss/fight.

Also I thought the swingers thing was shit also. It was clear the wife valued the marriage more than the fag(mentioning sacrifices) and I would of liked to see her care more about it instead of use it to get stranger dick.

What's its name

What does brick and mortar shops selling porn to stay afloat have to do with platforms like Steam and Epic refusing to store and sell sex games? You've wondered into the wrong conversation here.

You're practically answering your own question.

Black Mirror is horseshit, why everyone watches it with a straight face and then go all "Oooh can you imagine if this REALLY happened ? Truly we must be careful about the advance of technology in our society" is a constant source of disgust for me.

Why wouldn't you just dl a mod in a porn game with these characters? It is pretty dumb. Just an excuse for the writers to get them together.

Again you've wondered into the wrong conversation here. I'm talking about how censorship will still exist on digital platforms, the whole thing about physical stores is an entirely different conversation you were having with an entirely different person.

I think it'll be extremely niche. Most people will be perfectly happy to just fuck an AI they've customized to look and act how they want, and by doing so they also maintain maximum privacy. There will be very little to no money in cyber prostitution.

There will be people who can't get their kicks unless they know their partner is also a living, breathing human, though. I imagine that particular scene will remain small, exclusive and expensive; a little like the high-end escorts we know today. Most of it will naturally be rooted in the real world, but some people will seek out something similar online due to limitations such as real world distances, disabilities etc.

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What other game lets you beat a cave troll to within an inch of its life with your bare hands, just so you can ride its giant cave troll cock? What other game lets you wonder into a bandit encampment, get caught, then immediately put your hands up in the air, and say, "Oh no, misters! Please don't hurt me, I'll do anything!" And then proceed to blow 7 bandits in a row whilst the rest of them take turns finishing inside your stretched, swollen cunt, leaving your holes overflowing with cum, until they eventually take your clothes, and tell you to fuck off, which leaves you a sole, battered, cum-drenched, naked whore, wandering the wilderness of bandit territory, which of course leads to you being extorted for sex with at least a couple more strangers on the way home. Skyrim is the best sex game ever made, of course it’s the obvious choice.

Fag

you could definitely tell if it's a real person sexing you, but there'd be too many gay guys doing it for free for cyber prostitution to be really profitable

It's not gay if you're the girl.

Das gay
But at least you're playing it for a USP rather than just pure Todd mind-washing so alright then.

>i dont wanna be on the news, you feel me?
>yes, we are filming

>dude a physical store doing what a digital one won't has absolutely nothing to do with anything god you're so in the wrong conversation

...?

digital stores are already expanding their stock into realms physical stores won't, primarily because they don't have the size/influence of physical stores to pick and choose what to sell. once digital is larger than physical, physical will start doing the same.

This episode feels like a Key & Peele sketch that was stretched out more than it needed to be and was played straight...no pun intended.

You will always be a fag

yea, I'm pretty sure there will be a better coded/designed, less ugly game than skyrim once we've got full-sensory feedback from video games.

You're saying something on the level of $3000 on a gaming rig to emulate super mario brothers.

Too many people would do it for free and as technology advanced you'd have even more sophisticated AIs to work with, right now there are people who would rather jack-off to rudimentary sex-game AI and still images than pay for actual prostitutes, cyber-prostitution may exist for extremely niche fetishists who want to do specific shit to actual humans only possible in VR but it won't be big.

Heres the thing that gets me. If the technology can simulate every pleasure known to man, why not skip all the bullshit and go straight to the pleasures. You could literally just sit there and mainline orgasms for hours.

Why would you go to the store to live through the humiliation of having to buy porn? And why would anyone go to a store that caters to the kind of freaks who'd be fine with such humiliation?

You sound genuinely mad.

Well then I'll play Skyrim 14 then you big gay gaybo.

Todd, you need to let it go.

>Why would you go to the store to buy porn?
so it won't be on your credit statement

this episode triggered my autism in a way I haven't felt in years.
according to this show, the company who released this game programmed the female fighter's vagina to get wet...
also the characters can hang out on the arena AFTER the "game over" staged has been reached AND the entire arena is destructible AND fully rendered to the point the even programmed water running inside a pipe in a building
FFFFFFUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU BLACK MIRROR

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Digital stores already refuse to sell certain games because of public outcry even if they will still step beyond the realms physical will. As they grow more popular and powerful this will only increase, not decrease. Go try and buy Rapeplay on Steam and let me know how it goes. This is all I've been talking about What physical stores do in response to this is a whole other conversation entirely. You'd have realised the difference earlier if you weren't so busy being such a smug prick.

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Last I played Skyrim, I had a shit ton of sex mods installed. I played a female breton and made an effort to avoid wanton sex and just play a standard game of adventuring with some extra spice. It wasn't long until I got overepowered and raped by bandits, and woke up at the Whiterun temple with most of my gear stolen. I bought an iron sword and fur armor with the last of my money, went back to recover my gear, got gangraped and blacked out again. Since I failed to get my revenge in time, my old gear was permanently lost, the bandits spread rumours of me in the Riverwood area, and for a while the people there would either pity or laugh at me as I passed them by.

Similar stuff happened several times during the playthrough in other regions, before I got powerful enough that dungeon delving was no longer a massive risk. Until this point, I'd sometimes have to flee a cave or a fort due to facing far too powerful enemies, and sometimes I'd fail and get raped. A couple of times I resorted to prostitution so I could afford a reserve set of gear. My Dragonborn was by no means pure by the end of the game.

This is probably what I'd do in VR, though not online with other people, just AI.

Just like all those brick and mortar shops that sell dragon dildos because no-one wants to buy them online.

>Digital stores already refuse to sell certain games because of public outcry even if they will still step beyond the realms physical will. As they grow more popular and powerful this will only increase, not decrease.

Yep. That's the argument I'm making. digital expanded to compete with physical, physical will expand to compete with digital.

we're talking about an episode of a show set in a world where your credit score can go up or down depending on what you buy.

Black Mirror is science fiction which means it requires suspension of disbelief. But this episode really stretches it

Then why the fuck did you start disagreeing with me in the first place?

>this anthology series of self-contained episodes that never interact with each other (outside of inconsequential references) makes perfect sense only when you view it as part of another episode it's never specifically linked to (though ignore the inconsistency of trying to link it to every other episode)
That's the stupidest point anyone has ever made in the history of planet Earth.

>blanchshit
back to /lgbt/

While some technology overlaps and there are easter eggs from other episodes, its safe to assume that each episode is set within it's own universe.

probably try reading entire posts before responding.

Did this episode even need the whole VR part?

>its safe to assume that each episode is set within it's own universe.
it really isn't. as the show has a consistent philosophy of how corporate entities will treat new technologies. and people already prefer to buy incriminating things with cash.

what exactly was the moral of this story?

This is /t/, not Yea Forums.

ERP is okay as long as you let your wife go fuck other guys?
I dunno.

normie wannabe twilight zone is written by boring faggots who think they are deep? shocking

that biocunts will soon be obsolete, finally desu

That VR porn is the future of video games.

>implying you wouldn't play a game of pretend with your bros

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this. We need more future not less.

also means you can rape them, imagine all the shit the developers of that game have to deal with

>your bro changes into a hot chick and you fuck him
this is so hot

Why yes, user--I too like letting big, strong black transvestites fuck my wife's anus while I watch from the cuck shed.

>when retail finally dies, ratings are out the window as well
>censorship will change from, "You have to apply this particular rating," to, "We reserve the right to not sell your game," which will be just as swayed by the public as ratings are
That was the original argument, verbatim. Physical stores turning into sex dungeons had fuck all to do with it. Again you'd have realised that if you weren't busy sniffing your own farts.

reviving the classics.

>he's actually an avid gamer
This sort of statement comes with scrutiny these days. An "avid gamer" to some people could mean he just plays a lot of Bejeweled on his phone.

Never before has this comic been more relevant, lel.

anime autogynephile detected

and this started because some tard claimed you wouldn't be able to buy an "AO" game in a physical store.

Men who spend time together on their hobbies would have sex if they could do it without feeling gay and if you play as a girl you're a tranny

>He says a Sony barrels along with their censorship of fictional boobs.
>He says as censored versions of adult only games are published to steam.

I think some degree of age rating system will always be around. The bigger issue now is the rather inane moral panic around what can or cannot be made, published, and solid as fictional content. Arbitrary moral policing will likely be a problem that continues to get worse as digital distribution increases as corporations, given the greater control over the products they sell, will remove or restrict content on a whim.

>dude has VR sex with his best buddy
>in exchange wife gets to go out and fuck a random stranger

Fair deal

that doesn't sound implausible at all.
Just imagine the developers showing of the FUTURE in their trailer. I can really imagine it.

it's a stupid show. get over it.

It started because someone said Charlie Brooker doesn't have an understanding of how games and ratings work. Follow the actual fucking replies instead of making them up.

This, Sony, MS and Nintendo would never approve this game and if it somehow slipped by their 1 month process they would instantly block the game from being purchased and its online, refund everyone who bought it in preparation of all those suing, it would be a shitstorm that lasts for years.

>the rather inane moral panic around what can or cannot be made, published, and sold as fictional content

which is primarily fueled by retail giants being unwilling to stock certain products.

This not like they were happy having sex with each other anyway

Lol you wish computer nerd

game ratings only exist because of physical stores refusing to stock certain things.

It would be dodgy, but it should be easy enough to manage a system where the players have to sign a consent form every time they log in. Also, people who don't want to be raped would steer clear of the game by default. It would take a profoundly stupid person to buy all the necessary hardware and the game itself, create an account, sign the consent forms and still bitch about getting raped in-game.

The pleb defense of a bad show/movie.
>it doesn't matter that it sucks, it's just a show, bro! Stop having an opinion!

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>he just thought the idea was fun
is he gay?

It's primarily fuelled by the public. The sole reason Gamestop isn't selling copies of Artificial Academy is because they're trying to sell games to kids and be viewed as family friendly and welcome to all ages. This problem does not disappear in a digital store.

Or they just added an option/different queues
Then banned ayone who performed sex acts in normal queues

I’m not gay but that chick looks like a tranny while the dude is lookin like a full course meal.

>This problem does not disappear in a digital store.

it disappears from a physical store once digital is large enough to call the shots. furthermore the entire "rating" system becomes obsolete.

>Feels like the writer has never played a videogame.
Of course he hasn't, it's Charlie Brooker we're talking about. I think his only grasp of video games comes from that douche Matt Lees.

There are women who already complain about being raped in a video game if they're in some FPS deathmatch and get ganked. Never underestimate people's profound stupidity.

That "tranny" is Pom and if you don't take back what you said I'll come to your house and kill you

>hey, wanna have sex?
>no *disconnects*

something like this is pretty much self regulating. furthermore, "online interactions are not rated by the ESRB."

Except the ratings would still be necessary for the digital store to maintain that image, this is why you need to and verify your age on platforms like Steam you nonce.

I liked the girls thighs
>Man who made something of his life does not regularly play vidya
No shit

How long until the "you only dislike the latest blacked mirror because of brave gay sex scenes" articles start

the tag system already renders the rating system obsolete, my dimwitted friend.

I'm not going to sit here and pretend I wouldn't fuck the shit out of Roxette but they did give Pom the worst hair and makeup possible.

Literally nobody has talked about that
The sjws are literally living rent free inside your head
get help, have sex, produce children

I don't mind stupid shows, I dislike stupid shows that think they're smart

>there won't be a rating system, just a tag system where they can rate the game's suitability by age
You're a complete fucking idiot.

Funnily enough, I completely forgot about just plain disconnecting from the game. Yeah, that would be your first and best approach to never getting raped in a video game.

you're a shit writer charlie

They won't because Yea Forums isn't everyone and outside of Yea Forums the episode is fairly well-received on account of the majority audience being plebs.

>dude I thought of something totally redundant so you're stupid

...

>It was awful, he pinned me down and shoved his big bear cock into my boipussy
>Alright but why didn't you just say exit game?
>Oh I forgot lol

not even reddit likes it

>you're a shit writer charlie
Better than you will ever be mutt

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Striking Vipers is made by the same company from Playtest, so it's from some Japanese guy who doesn't give any fucks and is catering to his sex pervert audience.

There are reasonable explanations why there are no restrictions on selling the game. The base, non VR game has no adult content, it's just a fighting game you play on your TV.

The VR add on is just a piece of hardware, you wouldn't restrict people from buying mics because they might have sex chat on them.

All the restrictions are on playing the game with sex mode enabled, and since our Bros are grown ass men, they have "enable adult content, do not ask me again" set on their gayming consoles. The VR cookie scans your brain to verify your identity and age, so your kid or wife can't use your profile.

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>it's the magapede spammer

of course

Yes, dickgirl.

>redundant
You said rating systems won't exist because of a system used to apply ratings.

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Australian stores refused to sell GTA V for being too violent, also, I have never seen a fighting game like Tekken-MK-DoA etc not having local versus which would be of course covered by ESRB.
ESRB is not a legal entity but
1) It exists to avoid having the US and others stepping in
2) If you want to sell it for a Console, you HAVE to have it rated.
gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-11-10-indies-feel-the-pinch-from-sonys-new-esrb-mandate
What kind of dumbass would:
a) Advertise the game as a fighting game
b) Hide its realistic sex feature which would in turn
c) Block it from being sold on any major console.
What kind of idiotic business decision is this?
Games, even indie games cost million of dollars and take years to make.
Isn't this a sequel too?

huh?
Dont reply to me freak!

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>not one fucking headpat the entire episode

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reminds me of that news story of a judge asking a woman why she didn't do anything, including saying "no" if she got raped by the defendant she was seeking a restraining order on. of course, he got in trouble

You just know they would do nothing anymore but bang each other with true VR.

user, people whine about harassment in game that lets you mute/block/ignore/kick/avoid other players already.

You should write StarWars book, since you got a penchant for writing justifications to the source material by inventing new things that did not exist.

Nigga the game was basically real life
you try head patting a girl irl

>make a sex game that simulates realistic orgasms with full synaptic feedback and only sell it covertly to people who discover it by accident
It's still dumb.

Or just done it better. The fighting was lame as hell, significantly worse than Street Fighter: The Movie.

When Black Mirror has a fatal flaw, it's usually something like that. I appreciate that movies and tv shows aren't real, and you usually have to suspend disbelief to go with the story, like when someone is supposed to be a brilliant artist or something, and their art is mediocre at best, you're just supposed to overlook that, but it's just too much. It doesn't look like a fighting game; it doesn't even look like fighting; it's just horrible. It looks like something Irate Gamer would come up with if they gave him some actors that had never done martial arts and free reign with an old cracked Photoshop. As Waldo was so bad because Waldo was a horrible character, as basic as can be, not funny, with a voice so generically "funny voice" that a random guy can literally start doing it instantly, terminal flaw here is that the "fighting game" is awful top to bottom. How could they not start fucking? Sure as hell doesn't look like there's any reason to fight.

Game ratings exist because there was a serious push to legislate media that would be consumed by children, so the industry stepped in and said they'd regulate themselves to avoid that legislation. You would know this if you were born before the year 2000.

honestly thought that was going to be the twist

the moral of the story is that niggas who play female characters ARE GAY

What's dumber, this or the dance club episode?

>Australian stores refused to sell GTA V for being too violent
It was one brand of store (Target) and they only stopped selling it a couple months after the game released, pretty sure they started selling it again afterwards as well.

yo dis nigga eating ASS

Imagine this tech but with minecraft. It would be real ife 2.0

It had to be a fighting game otherwise they couldn't realistically use black protags.

>fighting vipers
wrong game DUMBASS

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Reminds of that comic of some dude in Eastern Europe finishing up his job as a truck driver and then going home and playing Euro Truck Simulator.

lol this so much

This. San Junipero is one of the best episodes. Computer-based afterlife is a reasonable concept. A fighting game that gives you no obligation or incentive to fight and features fully rendered, interactive genitals is dumb as hell and doesn't make any sense.

That's an actual screencap from the episode m8 what the fuck point are you trying to make here?

Even if you suspend your disbelief over the episode, does anyone else find the concept itself retarded?
The concept itself clearly comes from someone not familiar with the games industry as a whole. Fighting games are already a bit of a niche genre, as compared to the vastly more popular genres that things like shooters or adventure games, or RPGs would fall into. This makes fighters a comparably high investment, low return choice for a company to undertake. So why then, would a company chose to make their potential audience even smaller by making it an adult game, an even smaller niche, on top of a fighting game.
No company in their right mind would drop the millions of dollars necessary to produce such a game, especially if it's an untested IP.

It's probably a VR mode or add on. Possibly, the game itself has something like a teen rating, because you have to be an adult to purchase the VR button itself already.

It’s striking vipers

That's theorycrafting, companies would be that retarded, look at Dead or Alive.

Fucking sick of Black Mirror and the easily impressed niggers who watch it

Fucking poundland Terry Gilliam and his disgusting mutt wife

It's Striking Vipers X

This

What does gay sex feel like? Does having a dick up your ass actually feel good? How do you even clean out?

In order to be able to drive in particularly autistic gtav rp server

I had to actually pass questions
At the time i didnt drive IRL msotly because couldnt be botherd

But just to get access to drving in game i spent days revising and passed in game. Then IRL i passed since it was 1:1 transferable.

Nothing is covert, but the individual components aren't sexually explicit, so they aren't restricted at the retail level.

>simulates realistic orgasms with full synaptic feedback

And this is totally in the wheelhouse of the guy obsessed with making the ultimate fear based game.

It's only the natural progression of all this Yea Forums "omg more animu titties in my fighting games please based japan" DOA mentality.

Try it yourself then user
everyone has an asshole

The what does x sex feel like question is exclusively for females

Is the one thing I may never understand about being gay.
I don't like going for a shit and that's about taking it OUT, and even then sometimes I have trouble sitting, so to put something that piss into something that shits to me it feels dumb and uncomfortable, whenever I took to touching my ass to "extract" like a crane what remained of my crap (I then used alcohol to clean my hands other than soup of course), I never felt the slightest hint of pleasure, and I tried stimulating it because that would push the crap outward and make it easier to take it out.

Sage for OT.

>Episode going alright
>Every single time the shit needs to go off the rails in the last five minutes so they can have a huge SHOCKING TWIST ENDING AINT' IT MENTAL MATE?

The dude in the VR haunted house and the 'baby was blind' episodes really come to mind of good ideas ruined by three extra steps made in an attempt at shock value.

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And 50 years is the minimun with the actual trend keeping itself from declining.

Pretty sure this scenario would take even more considering it has to become cheap and safe enough to sell.

Brooker legit has a thing for cuckoldry

It's covert to hide it behind a VR add-on and it's stupid to create what is essentially two games (a sex game and a fighting game) and only sell it as one.

It's hard to make a show about dystopias in Britain cause we're already fuckin in one m8

Gay here.

At first. It’s going to feel like you’re taking a shit as the dick goes in and out. After the first few times that feeling goes away and it starts to feel good because of the prostate stimulation.

As for pain, it’s always going to hurt as it first starts to enter. This should always happen it’s completely normal. The pain comes from that ring that’s super tight. Once you push through it the pain goes away.

For cleaning you should always wash your ass with water and soap. Obviously. Don’t fall for the enema meme. They’re not healthy and necessary. Simply washing will suffice.

It's a world away from all of that. When they broke up, the gay dude even said he went online and fucked everyone many times over, so how could any story about the game not be how everybody's using it to fuck?

None of itagaki's games are rated AO [Adults Only] though?

The baby was blind episode was more ruined by the, "We'll look at the hamster's memories," thing.

they cute

Couple more days till the porn ban
how are you preping?
Ive already saved money for a good vpn

How is looking at sales numbers of games theory crafting?
Guess the top 10 or 20 games that have shipped the most units. I'll give you a hint, none of them are fighters. In fact, I believe the highest grossing fighting game franchise is super smash bros, something which, surprise surprise, both a broader appeal and target, as well as brand recognition.

absolutely
and ofc i'd pick female, i'm already gay so it's not like i have any reason not to

>season 4: gamers are incels
>season 5: gamers are gay
What will be in season 6?

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I'm gonna focus on fucking my gf whenever I get horny

what a flawed gay faggot message to have. miss me with that gay shit homie.

>season 6: gamers have too much vr sex

Underneath the slick appearance Black Mirror is still a technology panic show that, at times, seems to be written by boomers who were afraid of Y2K.

But user thats how babies are made

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Nah that would make too much sense and be too preachy even for Charlie. Would be a moralfag deflect from "this is happening, and it's only going to progress worse from here."

Yeah, it had all the marks of something that was written by someone who doesn't understand videogames, and someone who threw away the premise. It's pretty disappointing.

I mean, these dudes don't even try different characters. There could have been a shock as one of the dudes picks a different character for fucking, because he only plays his main for the mechanics, and not for physical attraction.

Also, the wife is mostly passive throughout the entire episode. I find it hard to sympathize with her, given that she does very little to try and understand her husband. The conclusion is also inequal, as the dude is just playing a porn game with his mate. Which is weird, but it's not the same as meeting random guys in a bar and fucking them.

>tags are identical to ratings and taggers are identical to ratings boards because it suits my argument
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a push that happened because toy stores got in shit for selling console ports of mortal kombat, and shifted blame to literally everyone.

you'd know this if you were born before 1990.

>picks asian characters
imagine that dude had to feel like 4inch penis poke her lmao

What the fuck are you talking about? Its an anthology series, the worlds are not connected.

its an anthology series built around current trends taken to their logical conclusion.

>that roid stomach

The worlds being connected was one of the major changes of a season or two ago, but whatever.

Ah the good ol days

what was with miley cyrus aunt breaking the 3rd wall and saying oh fuck it after she wass all like, i dont wanna die, sobing on the floor.

also... did you guys pick up on the nin song format right away?

i didnt like hearing that reworking of right where it belongs or head like a hole... it felt really cheap.

>implying creators of this overly sexual game didn't design all the male characters to have 8 inch monster mandingos

Yeah, truth. My mother turned to me afterwords and said "Is that really the way videogames are going? For the future?" I told her "Mom, I've been doing this for years and years now."

You're the point of the episode, faggot

>watching TV with your mother
man, that's gay.

kek

Maximum comfort. We just finished that Mother robot movie. She and I both think it is retarded the AI just gives the fuck up after one successful result