Uncle, sit down

based and tullypilled

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Throw a tendie fit, then have Sansa calm me with her milky.

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Have consensual marriage and sex, niece

Absolutely based

You will hold your disease ridden tongue or I will unmake you like I unmade your brother.

slap her

WE NEED MORE TIME

Lol Tully's a shit. He got captured, then arranged the surrender of his castle to the lannisters and the death of blackfish. Not to mention the Riverlands got absolutely ravaged by the war and had no power left. He shouldn't have even stood up.

Forbid all trade to the north through the riverlands

Watch the Norf Slag freeze and starve

fpbp

feed on some seeds

BASED AND REDPILLED.

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>sit down uncle

no i don't believe i will, sugar tits. there's going to be a bit of raping, i should think.

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lmao bro. us show watchers should unite and show these nerds who's boss!

>"You come over here and make me , little girl. That's what I thought...as I was saying......"

It's funny because in political terms Edmure is nearly a perfect candidate for an elective monarchy: noble, gracious, biddable, and nowise powerful enough to hold the throne by himself.
It should have taken a great deal more than a speech by the epic meme dwarf who EVERYONE loathes at this point. "Memes rule our reality anyway so we should totally elect the crippled memeseer no one's ever spoken to."
Yeah that postmodern shit is totally going to fly with an Andal knight, an Ironborn bitch and a Dornish cutthroat.

pic very related

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Sperg out and cry

Poo my pants and make salsa smell it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKING WHORE HOW DARE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,YOU CRIPPLE, I BET YOUR PENUS DOESNT EVEN WORK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT IS THIS COMMUNIST.FAT FUCK.EVEN DOING HERE?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ARRYN, YOU SON OF A WHORE, I WANTED MILKIES TOOOOOOOOOO

get hard

y-you too

i'd still be banging my Frey wife somewhere

I had sex three times in the last twelve hours that's why I'm so fired up. Stop projecting

they gave the throne to a weak ruler, who'll be unable to control anything, antagonized a battle hardened mofo, and disregarded the need to move towards democracy, now they have a major freefolk population

i liked the ending in the sense they learned nothing, and guaranteed that in 5-10 years there will be another bloodshed in Westeros, that's going to make Danny look like an amateur

>drop my.pants, revealing that I had a catfish on my dick,gasping for water
>reveal to them that I've had sex even when they were talking
>remive the catfish from.my dick , and slap Salsa with it
>half of the lords are splurged with the cum I released inside the fish
>put the catfish back on my dick and leave

Finally found your tongue now that your rapist is dead eh?

Shouldve started another war over it. The only ally Salsa has at this point is the Vale.

The Vale would fuck Edmure though, he's ruling over a burned out looted shithole

I'd strangle and rape her in front of her crippled retard brother, manlet convict traitor brother and the little midget cuck that never got to sniff that brapper despite being married to her.

If he objected I'd rape him too, not because I'm gay or because I enjoy sex with midgets, simply because of the sheer terror it would inflict on him being raped by a 6'4 turbo chad with 20x his childlike strength as he frantically attempts to flail to freedom before he's overcome with a wave of futility and succumbs to my cock tearing his little midget anus to shreds.

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Not if he gets backing from Dorne and the Iron Islands. Offer them their independence in return for fighting for him.

ignore her, continue talking until I've made my point

Iron Islands isn't much better, they've lost their fleet twice, and Dorne is too far away to do fuck all

you wouldnt do shit, calm down incel

I'll rape you too, watch your mouth little guy.

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yeah. im thinking its based

>rape, rape, rape
edgy little incel, stay butthurt at your pathetic life

Rough around the edges, but pretty good overall.

I'd go on a long rant on why the entire situation is illogical and claim all of them are possessed by demons because of the strange ways they are acting.

>Not to mention the Riverlands got absolutely ravaged by the war and had no power left
The North is in the same situation only 20x worse yet everyone acts like Salsa is the most important person there.
I wonder why that is?

>I have spent years imprisoned after trying to save your father and your dumb ass. In fact, I won't sit down until you have shut your whore mouth and I have finished giving my speech.

he is literally a traitor to his own people.

Oh because he was forced to cooperate by his captors? Fucking Theon did worse things before and during his captivity and everyone, including Sansa, fucking loved him in the end.

>Uncle sit down
What did you say whore?
>Uncle.... sit down
No, I think not, and to be fair Tyrion, Fuck your elective monarchy, this system, judging by the politician climate will most certainty fail, first off, there is virtually no explanation on this, will all lords be allowed to vote? If yes then will it merely turn into a decision on who the most powerful lord is, what if lords don’t accept the election and start to reject their elected liege? What if civil wars start over who is elected? Seeing how I am the only one on this council to detect the flaws of this system, I declare that you must vote for me so I can reintroduce an hereditary monarchy, a system that has worked for millennia’s

theon literally only redeemed himself when he was willing to die defending winterfell. Edmure was just a cuck who sold out his own people for absolutely no reason.

I seriously can't believe how triggered you all are over this hahahahaha

this would actually have been a realistic response

he's a medieval lord, he lives to fight and kill

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

it's just jonah-style funposting, the only one taking it seriously is you

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my ancestors are watching?

they must be the ones who passed the voyeurism onto me

based and tendiepilled

>being this much of a newfag
How embarrassing.

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Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass.

The north is massive and more easily defendable. Plus Salsa wasn't making a play for queen of everything, just the north.

>stay butthurt
Yeah, your butt will be hurt after I rape it all night long hehehehe, you getting PTSD little victim? Did Tyrone make you his soft little pink bitch in prison? I'm gonna tear your asshole straight to your ballsack.

>The north is massive and more easily defendable
And? Makes no difference to how much power they represent in the south.
But I shouldn't try to make sense of any of that council scene, because it was all retarded.

>incel, incel, incel
honestly how is this any better

This is genius

I dun want it.

>crippled weirdo goes missing for years
>when returned he spends all his time silently staring into space
>nobody has heard of his "stories"
>impotent, witch, and a heretic
>first order of business is giving the richest kingdom and master of coin to a lowborn murderer for hire as a favor for known traitor the imp
Yes, this will end well.

A NEVA AV

This is how book Edmure would respond

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>shut up, cunt.
It really is that simple.

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>"Be with me. Build the new world with me. This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name and I was a little girl who couldn't count to 20. We do it together. We break the wheel together."
>"BU-BUT A WORLD OF MERCY DANY"
>"YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE"

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Get out

Shes muh quen

unorthodox yet quite effective

EVREH MAN WE LOSE IS ANOOTHA BODDEH IN DA NAAHT KENG'S ARMEH
NOOW, QUICK DANNEH, GET YER CAVALREH TA CHARGE DA BASTIDS

She didn't say anything about the South, retard, she just declared independence and told Edmure to sit down because he was embarrassing himself. It was a mercy if anything. Tyrion made the case for Bran, they all voted except her. I hate this show but I can pay attention for 5 minutes

Are you GRRM?

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the knights of Riverrun, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Reach, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top crossbowman in the entire Tully armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another niece. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the seven kingdoms, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the council? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across Westeros and your bastard brother is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your family line. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my long sword. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tully Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

RAPE

>and told Edmure to sit down because he was embarrassing himself
And the fact that he took her seriously and sat down despite that fact that she has no power is retarded. Everything about that scene is retarded, like I said.

You're a fucking pussy, Jon Snow.

BASED

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>o-ok, but only because i feel like it... not bcuz u intimidated me or anything lol
yes i'd actually say lol IRL (but i'd just pronounce it 'lull')

>You know, my sister thought she had a head for politics too, and look where that got her - she led us all by the hand right into Walder Frey's trap. Robb is dead because she was entirely confident that she knew how to play the game of thrones, and talked the rest of us into believing it too. And I was left to rot in a dungeon because of her.

>If what I've heard is correct - and I think we all know it is - you were the one who revealed Jon's true parentage. Much of the reason our beloved Queen Daenarys is dead, your brother Jon Snow stands in chains, and the people of King's Landing rot amid the ashes, is because you decided to try your hand at the game of thrones. Congratulations Sansa - today, you are truly your mother's daughter.

> So please, niece, shut up.

edmure planned this ahead of time. when she told him to sit down he was literally leaking precum in his britches over how humiliated he was in front of the nobles of westeros. that night sansa put him in chastity and teased him for hours, rubbing her ass on his face while making fun of his small peepee. when she finally let him cum it was the most painful and pleasurable orgasm he'd ever experienced.

You should practice your drunk archery skills before running your mouth off like that
*Laughter and applause around the table as Blackfish comes out from the shadows and helps Edmure sit down while shaking his head*

dont go n see dark phoenix

Not great not terrible

Based and rektpilled.

At last, a solid in-character rebuttal.

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someone post the webm

based sealposter

Robin Arryn would probably be a better candidate as the Tullys were raised to Paramount status by the Targaryens and never were Kings themselves.
But the Martells or Velaryons would have the nearest Targaryen ancestry, and I'm sure this would be mentioned in the books if they're ever released and actually follow a similar plot

sit on her lap

>a system that has worked for millennia’s
>A system that failed repeatedly and caused 3 massive civil wars in the span of a few decades
Uncle, sit down.

I would have looked at this script and rejected it as being absolutely pants on head retarded......but then I could say that about a lot of scenes in that dumpster fire of a series.

Who writes that trash, first, and who approves it? They should never work again.

I could actually see him saying this. In fact, it's better written than anything D&D put in that episode.

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D&D probably worked on the assumption that "whatever ending we have people will get upset" and they're not doing this prequel series so they're not obligated to keep people interested in the show after they're finished this season

he's married to the most beautiful girl in the entire show
Also that Sansa's face, I thought only white walkers hit the wall

niccccce

>Niece, have sex please
>consensual, if you can
Then dab her , dab her with the power of a thousands fish swimming upstream

>teehee brans dick doesn't work btw sweeties ;)

a kween inda norf to be respected

RADMURE
RADMURE
RADMURE

If Edmure had said anything half this based they would have made him king on the spot.

>Uncle

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>uncle, sit down
Savage. Seems like an honourable death is really the only option at that point.
youtu.be/VGUNjCDBPFA?t=485

haha! her face is small and funny looking! lol!

i don't see why they brought him back for the final episode only to cut his balls off immediately. not rad at all

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>Oncle

based

kill yourself