The Terror

OH NOES!1! A BIG POLAR BEAR WITH THE HEAD OF A HUMAN! ITS SO SCARY YOU GUYS LIKE OMFG!!1one

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Bruh look at this dude.....

This is creepy on a level we haven't reached since Alien Resurrection had that hybrid Alien.

The show would've been more kino without the manbearpig.

so are you complaining that the show wasn't scary enough? who older than 12 even gets scared from tv and games?

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It isn't creepy. Not even close.

I'm complaining about shitty creature design.

It's inspired by the short-faced bear

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maybe this film wasn't meant for you then

SMASHED and SLAMMED

sounds like the editors/directors/producers should have done that before airing this ridiculous shit
>just ignore the incredibly stupid central part of the story guys it changes nothing
moron

>MAYBE the real monsters were HUMANS all along
WHOA!

I'm more butthurt about season 2 than the tuunbaq desu

this shitter from TR3 was way creepier

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is that sam hyde?

Your fat mum doesn't count.

A series/book about a discovery expedition that went wrong and the supernatural shit isn't even that interesting and doesn't make any of the party go "Wow supernatural shit is real we found more than we bargained for it was worth dying just to find this out!".
A missed opportunity in my opinion. At least throw a deserted weird ass city or something idk. No need to go all Lovecraft or J.W. Campbell with it. It's just that the sense of wonder and discovery is almost completley absent from the story.
I still loved the show, but it could have been so much better. The setting and characters were based, but never exploited in the right way.

Some elephants are DE-based.
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s2 is looking really good to me
something about asian-americans that isn't just some SJW bullshit? Count me in!

Here's why it's not scary.
And this is a production flaw.

The exterior shots at night don't have any blacks in them. There are no shadows in the frame for the monster to be in unseen.

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Annihilation did it better

huh...i guess it really was....a terror

>It's just that the sense of wonder and discovery is almost completley absent from the story.
It's your own fault for expecting a different show. This show is about the disaster that befell the Franklin Expedition, there's no "wonder" and "discovery" here. This also isn't some fairy tale you read in the book. Exploring the Arctic has never been fun or a comic book adventure.

thats the same size as a polar bear

No it is not, you fuck.

>just ignore the incredibly stupid central part of the story guys it changes nothing
He's not central at all. In fact, he barely appears in the show, you fucking retard. Did you even watch this shit or do you have the attention span of a mentally handicapped autist?

reminds me of these fuckers.

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Hi im OP and im 17yo from Yea Forums. You will die a virgin faggot

>remove the magic bear! nothing changes
>except for the real captain to still be alive and not waste time like the worst kind of second did
>except for the faggot joker wannabe crazy plan not happening and him not escaping his execution
>except for all the other stuff that was a direct cause of the bear existence

how's it searching for a job without school diploma?

But it IS a fiction story about faity tale bullshit. Did you even watch the show?
It's as realistic as the comics Cowboys VS Aliens.

I mean it's harder to get the sense of isolation and mystery season one had. At least do spooky shit like Roanoke, Am fear laith more or the death of Roald Amundsen

>imagine projecting yourself this hard.

Patrician taste

I am my dick’s dick desu

>But it IS a fiction story about faity tale bullshit
No, it's not. Exploring the Arctic was not as "fun" as you seem to think it was. It was a gruelling experience filled with dread, distress and peril. It was not a "fun adventure for the entire family". It's your own fault for going with different expectations. You shoulds have just watched Jack Sparrow and the Pirates of the Carribbean.

>The exterior shots at night don't have any blacks in them.
That's only because it wasn't an HBO show

Roanoke is overdone. How many shows and tv series already used It?
Am Fear Liath Mòr is a great idea though. I like you.
But Am Fear and Amundsen would be too similar to s1 I think. They're trying to do something different.
By doing an asian ghost story...
Fuck, never mind lol
But the camp idea is sound. I just hope it won't just be some J-Horror rip-off. There's a possibility that the supernatural shit going on isn't about the camp or the prisoners, but the site the camp was contructed on. Something from the bowels of the earth. But that's more of a fan-theory going around becaue of some of the leaked images.

???
It's a story about native fairy tales being real. You didn't watch the show, did you?

have sex

sense of wonder and discovery=/=whole family fun
idiot

>native fairy tales being real
The Tuunbaq is a made up shit for the book.
>sense of wonder and discovery
What sense of wonder and discovery do you want when they're fucked almost immediately at the start, freezing to death, hungry, tired and affected by lead poisoning? You went with such stupid expectations for this, I'm actually wondering if you're not a genuine retard.

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>The Tuunbaq is a made up shit for the book
Yes? That's the point. That's what we are talking about: the show/book.
>What sense of wonder and discovery do you want when they're fucked almost immediately at the start
Idk the fact that GIANT SUPERNATURAL MONSTERS ARE REAL?

That’s because some Inuits copyrighted the term “Tuurngait” for a movie.

I've got good news for you, user.

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why is the show not named The Terror and The Erebus?

>let's throw all logic out of the window because there is a giant polar bear in the show
I hate fags like you. Always trying to justify your autism.

>underage vidya fag deteced

Bears are the Original Assholes.
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based Zoomer who doesn't understand The Thing reference but knows Game of thrones.

MY autism? That's rich. We are on Yea Forums talking about a horror series based on a horror book that fictionalizes a real event by injecting supernatural native lore as the core event.

I don't understand your GoT reference but I think you got the Zoomer part wrong. I am, indeed, based, because what I meant was that there are no niggers in this show, unlike your usual HBO

>he thinks the Tuunbaq is just a giant polar bear
I... you know what? You win. I would feel like an asshole if I continued arguing with someone as obviously mentally challenged as you seem to be.

It pretty much is actually

He thinks all adult bears are the same size. Bears are like dogs. Some are small (50 inches), some are huge as fuck (11 feet tall).

We prefer to be called Americans

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The tallest polar bear on record was 11 feet tall.

12 feet, actually
2,210 pounds
killed in 1960 (trippy!)

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What show is this?

I've tried. Rape and prostitutes are illegal so I literally have no options.

the horror

They better not make a Song Of Kali adaptation, that book was fucking AWFUL.

The Cher Boat That Couldn't Tuunbaq Time

Wow

Based

It's an original story not based on a specific incident. Season 2, I mean.

the biggest animal ever is alive today tho

Earth isn't an animal you freak. Muh Gaia muh living planet eat shit.

fuck off egyptianfag or norsecucks

Fright Night

kek

>I wish giant animals like this still existed. Earth is so fucking boring nowadays.

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It could've at least tried to be scary. Or failing that, at least interesting, instead of the poorly paced waste of time it wound up being.

*ruins the entire show*
based polar demon

Of course it'll be SJW bullshit.

Adventures of The Erebus

In awe of the size of this lad
They do, you are just used to them.

i got pretty sad when tunbaaq died, fuck bongs.

I can't name a single show that touched Roanoke besides American Horror Story, which I've never watched, and a History Channel special. I tried to google some more but I found nothing else other than minor references in Supernatural, and Sleepy Hollow. What the fuck are you talking about?

the monster is huwhite and would hide in the snowstorm, not shadows

agreed

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no it isn't

The Blue Whale is larger than any Dinosaur.

why isn't anybody looking at it :(
see how magnificent he is

the fright

the spook

They could clone quite a few of them- the mammoth, the wooly rhinoceros, the saber tooth tiger.

>The Terror
youtu.be/y0dihusPRII

>than any Dinosaur
...that we know of

>What is the square cube law?

The bear from Annihilation > everything

The Mr Hickey and Friends Show

Should have just made it a giant pitbull tbqh
That would actually be scary

>not human enough to trigger uncanny valley effect
>not animal enough to be taken seriously as a predator
its just bad

>Hunter-Gather #20891 didn't like that

it just looks like a weird dog to me, not scary at all

Bruh bears nowadays are still like 10 feet tall when they stand up on their hind legs

Is that really what you got from watching it? wtf

>The Terror IS kino!!!!!!!!!

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Tv and games could be infinitely scary. It’s just they’re always made so poorly you’d have to be under 12 to even get engaged

what was it though?

How would it be able to keep it's head up? This must be a one off freak it real at all.

Might not be as heavy as you think and probably has some serious neck muscles to compensate for the horn.

what's its name?

looks pretty beta

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This show is the ultimate pleb filter

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BASED

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Agreed. You should check the Swamp Thing, comrade patrician user.

agreed

That's all I saw, someone please confirm

>cancelled after one episode

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Looks like a Norf FC supporter.

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>tv and games could be scary

lmfao, whatever you faggot manchild

Literally why, the show wasn't about the polar bear really

shouldnt be there to begin with

They do, dumb city slicker.

based

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I'm glad i read the book first because their design for the creature is fucking atrocious.

Is he blind?

How did Mr. Hickey know to offer his tongue? Why did Mr. Tuunbaq not accept his offer?

the tenor

He is racist toward crackers.

He knew she had cut out her tongue so he probably concluded that it could have an advantage when facing the monster. It didn't accept probably because it ha connection to the native people, lineage or some internal value that Hickey most certainly wouldn't have.

>except for the real captain to still be alive and not waste time like the worst kind of second did
lol sir john was the most incompetent of the lot

>Nominally the largest animal ever to exist is alive right now
that we know of
There is currently an undescribed genus of icthyosaur who's fossils are under study that may have been larger than the largest known blue whale

The story was never about the Monster. Tuunbaq was just seasoning to add a little spice. How are you missing the point?

elasmotherium

Jimbo died of cancer last year
:(

unicorns were kinda scary

This

Why are soccer fans literal subhumans 90% of the time?

Jej

based keanu

Mutton chops the show

Why did he light himself on fire??

I wish the creature never would have been shown amd just fucked off after getting its ass kicked during the halfway point of this series.

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The Oh No

crozier's and jame's friendship growing trough times of hardship was the most kino thing in the show.

also what happened to the men left behind on the terror?

and what's with the dude and the gold chains?

Preach, user. Preach.

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Did they ever refind the boats irl?

>tfw At the Mountains of Madness contains everything good about both The Terror and The Thing but will never get a good adaptation

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yes, both of them, only very recently

Based fishposter.

I use this animal as a mount on Rimworld as we fucking rape and pillage our neighbors.

It looks like Lost imo

You think the type of person that would type something like that in a place like this would be anything different.

>5'11 6'1

How does Hardy, a manlet with thinning hair manage to look so much cooler than those two uber chads?

Wait a minute... americans are way too butthurt to make jokes about themselves.

You do know blue whales are the biggest animals that have ever existed right? Bigger than dinosaurs.

Like most horror movies. The buildup to the horror is often better than the payoff.

Largest living organism is actually a fungus.

>stuck in piling up icesheets for 2 years
>slowly getting poisoned to death by lead in food
>"Bear" slaughtering the crew 1 by 1
>psychopathic impersonator staging a mutiny
Yeah, what a bunch of pussies. Tony Stark would have quipped all 2 years long and the build a spaceship out of the boiler.

Nigger, shit like Giraffes exist and that's boring for you?
>NOOOO I WANT UNICORNS BECAUSE A REGULAR AS HORSE WITH A HORN IS WAYYYY MORE INTERESTING

AGREED

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kys shill

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wrong, it's your mum

while reading the terror novel i though the creature were an animated totem made of wood.

A white monster being concealed in a snowstorm by camouflage would be a pretty interesting idea for horror, sucks that execution is a joke and it looks like someone's sprinkling salt over a bad blender model.

i knew what you meant and i laughed
the other guys are to serious

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they're the euro version of us wrestling fans

kek

>Earth is so fucking boring nowadays.
How could you call a planet that has the MCU, the Nintendo Switch, Starbucks, Jerome fucking your wife when you're bored with her, Tumblr, your favorite childhood nostalgia getting remade into live action, free college talks, Bernie Sanders' promises of free money, man buns, reddit, action figures, visiting theme parks in Disneyland, protective censorship, reacting to movie trailers, autism being the next evolution of mankind, Steven Universe, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Netflix, Hulu, lattes, vegan burgers, veganism, environmental protection agencies, PETA, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, ANTIFA protecting minorities from whites, my wife's son, polygamy, trans rights, otherkin, thousands of genders, Star Wars being for everyone, and the likelihood of Hillary becoming president by 2020 to rid the world of Iran and Russia increasingly likely "BORING" by any means? I'm having the time of my life, user.

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I watched this show for the very first time last Christmas
during a really bad storm (no idea why it originally aired in May or something)
genuinely unnerving show
everything after they got stuck in the ice felt like a surreal fever dream, favorite show of 2018

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unicorns aren't interesting because they have horns, they're interesting because of their immense physical and metaphysical might. This is why they're always depicted penned or chained in European heraldry and art. An unrestrained unicorn is a dangerous and indomitable force.

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they're also a huge symbol for femininity in mythology hence the forced captivity if we're getting in depth.
actually most horses are for some reason.