ITT: youtube kino

Can't have youtube kino without based LuoDong
youtube.com/watch?v=0anm4D2PZQ8

Don't have any of the really great vid links saved unfortunatey

youtu.be/1r1aU6n0O4E

Wtf, that's my favorite Jav porn star, Yuu Shinoda.

The weak fear The Dong

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So if I say I'm sort of chi master, I can go around feeling asses and choking bitches?

Yep and feel up their ass and titties, that one was pretty mild
youtube.com/watch?v=3LcHYOxW_3Y

youtube.com/watch?v=YgnmtKWvErQ
This intredasting short film.

Great soundtrack too: youtube.com/watch?v=mRFgtnbp9DY

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wtf is he doing here

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youtube.com/watch?v=uhNztxytAZk

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it's probably some Chi thing, don't question the Master

Blowing Chi into her back

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It's really a shame there isn't a constant /luodong/ general

cute and funny

Are you busy or lazy Yea Forums?
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jesus

Does he blow chi back into dudes too or is he just a master of chi molesting bitches?

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youtu.be/SDWAozUqiZs

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>omg he's grabbing your tetas!

>or is he just a master of chi molesting bitches
Only females allowed

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>full on body hump
>hand straight on the whole titty
Even seeing it before I forget how much he actually gets away with until I see it again

Actually he's pinpointing chi into her lungs

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Why do some people get to be so charismatic? That autist blogger was giggling like a tard by the end.

Is that janny?

youtube.com/watch?v=lErFk3Gop7w

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post the webms where he makes them cum

Hang yourself and make the world a better place. I assure you, you won't be missed.

Aw shit I know this one.
>tfw no Jew gf to con you out of money in a dead mall
smyell.

It would look even more uncomfortable on my floor

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These chicks must be seriously stupid. The guy reaches under the fucking bra and cops a full titty.

I would sexually disappoint her so hard.

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holy shit RICED! what a cuck her black boyfriend is

>reaches under the fucking bra
Or how else is he going to transfer the chi into their body?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=XaOsX-vwKLw

This comes across as "haha I just made funny scare videos of my sister for a year straight and stored them all haha it's not like I do something creepy like jack off to it afterwards haha all just fun and laughs hmfrprroooooohh"

normie want a tissue? :( ; ;

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Based incest poster

whats it like have a sister brehs

They just want to be touched by old man in public, but they didn't had a good excuse until this genius come up with chi bullshit

someone post the bro showing his sis the pocket puss

I wish I had a sexy Australian sister

For real dude, they love this shit. Half the time they even ask "is this your job" and he straight up tells them no, he delivers pizzas. And they still get felt up
What a legend

Those chi filled nipples could cut glass.

just another pussy you can't touch

>let me just sniff your vag real quick

You're a normie, you just don't have any friends.

H-hitler never mentioned their charisma, this is clearly some trick.

>Barcelona fan
No.

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>Yuu shinoda
based, one of the best asses in JAV

Jake Gyllenhaal is handsome. His character in Nightcrawler was an intelligent, driven sociopath. Why are you comparing yourself to him? You're nothing like him. You're dense and ugly. The children you crave would be utterly terrified of your pathetic, hideous visage.

Do you think he ever caught her masturbating haha

>0:37
Lads

>No way this guy would shamelessly grope me on camera in public!

*SNIIIIIIIIIF*

funy an cuté

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic "Diaries of a sexual offender"?

>funny and cute

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boi
and that cute dress she was wearing before that

Nah he pays em like $150-300 US

More like they pay him for the chi massage.

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LMAO you see the stupidity in your comment, don't you?

>aggravated
what the fuck did they mean by this? the fuck is aggravated sexual abuse?

Search for Mike Mazone or Mazzone. Mostly his dancing videos.

>flicking belly button wax at her face

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzm2EXcGs6o

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cringe

Fuck you you normie fuck. I already know what I am. I come here to feel better about that and keep the suicidal thoughts away for a few fucking hours and I don't need some FAGGOT making me feel like shit. FUCK THIS SHITHOLE

youtu.be/SDWAozUqiZs

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You also have to be ethnic. Cus no cracka believes in Qi

imagine having a crush on this qt and one day you just come to school and she's just fucking flat

youtube.com/watch?v=h8earB-Saeo

you just know.

>I already know what I am
uh and what is that?

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how do you even notice. anyway its common for asian women to have a high hairline but doesn't necessarily get worse

hnnnghhh

>2:01

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These girls all know exactly what they're in for. They're nasty fucking exhibitionists who literally can't hide their sexual arousal when they're being felt up by a creepy ethnic man who they think thinks he's being nonsexual or at least that's their excuse if anyone questions their motive.
Meanwhile this guy is groping everything he can on the booty buffet before the usual bystander husband or father says something to the girl about it (not the fucking guy molesting them with a half mast).
You can literally see it in the way they shake, move their legs and feet and when they tense up and roll their eyes around. That ain't the fucking chi, goku.

kek
is that true?

what is she saying?

>Fuck you you normie fuck. I already know what I am.
w-what's that fren

Thank fuck for this thread and the Chi Master.

This guy.
youtu.be/SDWAozUqiZs

>!:59

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Jesus christ the amerimutt meme is real.

that's inbreeding, not interbreeding

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I remove hair around my asshole by squatting down and literally grab and pull till there's no more hair.

You guys think she ever slips a pinky in?

Why?

What is this guy's secret, seriously. He's pretty old, Asian but not particularly good looking. Maybe a bit rugged looking... he looks like a grandpa. And all these chicks just letting him perform direct chi infusions.

This thread is exposing me to stuff I don't entirely comprehend

I'm too shy to go to a hair removal bar, and I prefer a hairless asshole.

That's a lot of throat cancer.

youtu.be/SDWAozUqiZs

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she has to

white women dumb

Wonder if searching "Hand Expression" on youtube still works

Okay, but why?

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>Went to their latest video
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZBB8C_y3h4

Imagine getting your asshole bleached in front of 50 people

I prefer a hairless asshole.

nigga doesnt that fucking hurt, why not shave

but why

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lol never knew about this.
youtube.com/watch?v=5NX-6DxK3EE

>nigga doesnt that fucking hurt
No, plus it is literally waxing caveman style
>why not shave
I honestly don't know how to shave my body (other than my armpits)

It really doesn't, I twist and pull out my gooch-hairs sometimes when I can't sleep for some reason. You can definitely feel it, but it's not really painful

I assume people who bleach their assholes are not very shy.

but why?

>it's a medical exam of a little boy and he gets an erection but they pretend not to notice

there is some fucked shit on youtube, why would you even upload that

Smooth asshole feels better

I-i cant do this anymore

Nice one, dipshit.

>youtube kino
Can't go wrong with this free motherfucker:

youtube.com/watch?v=_6IsFPRoslY

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Nice.

>swimming under the ice in heavy ice skates
fuck me I would have a panic attack

so you cant say nigger on youtube but this is allowed, ok.

This is how I imagine all men would be like if they could do whatever they wanted and not have any women around.

That dude is free

youtube.com/watch?v=NB5hH3ksvKE

God her tits her perfect.
I want to say that maybe for people that HAVE SEX regularly, sex and nudity is demystified for them so they're not so obsessed with it and thus don't care as much about casual nudity and shit but what do I know, this is probably just some khv's autistic pov. I mean, if the youtube comments are anything to go by it's clear most people still conflate nudity with sex, so that can't be it.
In real life everyone's probably playing a bluffing game of chicken like in the Emperor's New Clothes and don't want to be the first to speak out against random sexual-driven acts for fear of outing themselves as a prude or a virgin who has never HAD SEX. Or maybe society has completely changed right under my nose and I never noticed. Who knows.

Imagine having a sexy younger sister like this.

Hang yourself.

Multiple times.

Yeah at 1:05 that's exactly what he does.

If you told someone from 2 centuries ago that in the future, women would be getting their assholes bleached in order for it to be more sexually appetising, do you think they would believe it?

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you dont have the balls and you know it

I want to go back to Japan and fuck Japanese women every day again. I love it there

guys this is a routine she perfected and it clearly sucks the life out of her

What is your qualification and how are you going to make a living in Japan?

>tfw no jewish gf

>I want to say that maybe for people that HAVE SEX regularly, sex and nudity is demystified for them so they're not so obsessed with it and thus don't care as much about casual nudity and shit
>In real life everyone's probably playing a bluffing game of chicken like in the Emperor's New Clothes and don't want to be the first to speak out against random sexual-driven acts for fear of outing themselves as a prude or a virgin who has never HAD SEX.
What reality are you living in?

In today's age there is a substantial chunk of the population who seem desperate to be the first to point out "uh, is this okay? I'm not sure that this is okay. People shouldn't be allowed to see this". They'll have no problem not only erring on the side of caution but erring on the side of censorship and being sure to ruin the fun for everyone.

If you see something unexpected on youtube or the internet, it's not the result of a typical sampling of people being accomodating of that stuff. It's the result of there being SO MUCH stuff on the internet, that the people who would get it shut down have yet to come across it.

amazing

Nothing special. Would be able to get a normal job with a normal income to get by and live in a normal apartment, but I'd be cool with that as long as I could fuck lots of women again.

confidence, unironically

Will I get a cute younger sister in the next life?

What is it like to have a sister (younger and older)?

confidence and he reminds them of time when their dad molested them

Casting couch vibes

Dong reminds me of old youtube when it was just strangers and weirdos making entertaining schlok

youtube.com/watch?v=ZjingUTFdMU
This is a good one
he really jiggles that thiccy booty

Guys if you find a girl doing this in a mall pretend to fall for it because it feels really nice when they're doing your nails. I'm too pussy to go for a manicure

youtube.com/watch?v=H5Me_F1u68I

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>What reality are you living in?
>In today's age there is a substantial chunk of the population who seem desperate to be the first to point out "uh, is this okay? I'm not sure that this is okay. People shouldn't be allowed to see this". They'll have no problem not only erring on the side of caution but erring on the side of censorship and being sure to ruin the fun for everyone.
>If you see something unexpected on youtube or the internet, it's not the result of a typical sampling of people being accomodating of that stuff. It's the result of there being SO MUCH stuff on the internet, that the people who would get it shut down have yet to come across it.
This is the reality I'm familiar with on the internet, at least on Yea Forums and reddit, but every time I leave my house and actually engage in the real world it's completely different. People in real life aren't prudish whatsoever, porn, nudity and sexuality aren't taboo topics.

Oh my fucking god

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jesus fucking christ this based chink gives no fucks

>she hearts this comment

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close call, brother

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>when he starts blowing into her belly button

>Not sharing the official YouTube channel

youtube.com/channel/UChj3IpFKwCRo6lmJRC4WqJw

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2 centuries ago people used to put Deadly Nightshade, a fatal poison, on their lips in order to make them plump. Anal bleaching is nothing.

>I'm totally not just showing off my big tits
Also aren't they way too fucking old for this? Guess who's gonna have mommy issues.

Wrong. He does makes too youtube.com/watch?v=24gA3-JWrXU

youtube.com/watch?v=tW266MAJdXo

youtube.com/watch?v=9y18jOukpLY
Love that autistic Finn bastard.

Can't find it now, but there's a bunch of videos out there of some asian (japanese?) ""doctor"" treating erectile dysfunction patients, basically just giving them handjobs and using a vibrator and making them cum, and it shows everything

Wildest shit I've seen on youtube

I don't know, I was listening to some of those text-to-speech reddit videos on Youtube a while back (so sue me, they can make for interesting background noise). So this is a description of something that happened in real life. One of them was "things Americans have experienced in Europe that weirded them out" or something, and one was like
>stayed in some European lakeside resort in a villa or something
>several families' kids playing together in the lake
>one 10-year old German girl was wearing only the bottom half of her bikini
>this really weirded out the American kids and their parents
>the next day she played in a full bikini
This confuses me, I don't think people think their values through, and instead jump to kneejerk reactions. A pre-pubescent girl with no tits can't go topless because that's messed up in the same reality where "free the nipple" is a thing. Women can go topless in New York, for example. It may be legal to do so but how many women would dare?

This is a calculated massage for the sake of plausible deniability

m-male or f-female?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ePMgIvWF5N0

youtube.com/watch?v=lCNcIZNRghI

youtube.com/watch?v=tF-XhpUjWVo

half his videos are bit tittied black women
youtu.be/uNuSDXRy9x0?t=2241

>Comments are disabled for this video.

She's literally a porn star.

youtube.com/watch?v=-zarj93msNk
found a no-sound reupload, by far not the most lewd one. Still bizarre. Apparently they've been deleted

male on male
No homo bro

hahahahahaha

I can't speak for younger sisters but older sisters are fun until their mid-to-late-teens when they suddenly never want to be seen with you and start having constant arguments with your parents.

damn i want to fuck a ching chong now

>no chiro kino
youtu.be/nJpuXMdFhsY

>when thots get kids
They use even their kids just to get attention.

Western women ain't got shit on Japanese waifus

She dishoner family.

Well that's a case I'm actually fine with. There is nothing really sexual about naked prepubescent children, I'd find it more weird to have people impose a dress code on kids playing, especially in a lake with water.

But things ITT are some examples, like people letting strangers just touch them all over in the street, normalizing things like anal bleaching or enemas... which I suppose aren't intrinsically sexual but more intimate than I'm comfortable with nonetheless. It feels like I was raised with completely different values entirely and this is bizarro world. I mean is it normal for married men with several months old children to go to strip clubs? Because that happens regularly in the real world (for business mainly but also leisure), I overheard two men discussing it last night, even though movies and TV shows have made that seem really taboo and a short hop away from infidelity.

Blessed post

better yet imagine a world with no women whatsoever
>get to do whatever the fuck you want
>no more aggression or overcompetitiveness between men
>men instead form into tribes like strongfats, manlets and otters
>get to fuck traps all day and shoot the shit with your bros (one of whom is the trap) for literally all of eternity
why did god curse adam with eve bros

>those comments
I wasn't ready

Why?

There are a ton of Americans with a ton of different views user. We have a ton of prude WASPs and a ton of liberal fags who think everyone should be vegan nudists. 99.9% of us are total retards though so you should basically just ignore anything an American says because it's almost certainly not true or is just totally retarded.

>I mean is it normal for married men with several months old children to go to strip clubs? Because that happens regularly in the real world (for business mainly but also leisure)
Yeah, I've heard that this is a thing too. It seems like a holdover from the business world of decades past, and I imagine the men simply don't tell thir wives about it.

I was with you until the trap shit.

I kind of imagine it being like, there's a giant wall down the middle of the planet with a few breeding facilities strategically placed. Just in order to keep the human race from going extinct.

But it would just be, the men would go in and drop off a load or two and then the women would be artificially inseminated and pop some babies.

But we'd be split up and we'd have world peace.
Just leave all the trap shit on some weird ass island somewhere where you can die of aids and prolapsed anuses

Fuck when it's summer time here (England) there are so many little kids running around with their dicks out in water fountains, 30'c is hot but not hot enough to strip your kid and let him run rampant in a water fountain
Take themswimming or something you fuck. Shit literally 3 weeks ago I was in the centre of stratford at the olympic stadium and the second I left to walk into the centre the first thing I saw was like 10 nude kids all running into one of those shit glorified sprinklers and it was only 20'c, wtf

I'm not annoyed because i'm offended at seeing a 5 year old's willy, i'm just annoyed that you're retarded enough to straight up just strip your kid in public. At the beach is one thing but the fucking city centre? C'mon

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damn you weren't kidding

>That ain't the fucking chi, goku.
fucking kek

How do I marry this woman bros

I have found a new thing this morning and I am fucking loving it.

two words brother
>sex
>robots
we can create artificial wombs and code our sons to be the best genetically possible
the remaining populations of the world all retreat to the coastal cities and make the planet their beach resort
you get to play all day in the sun with your bros and drink and have fun and make non-politically correct jokes then when the sun goes down you can give your buddies a bro smooch before sharing a large hammock for the night

yes women are mentally retarded
they're dumber than most children

why do asians have grey skin?

>Hops on her back and just dry humps her
>Cops a full titty grab

Fuck me I need to become a chi master

damn ice poseidon looks rough now

Hahahahahhaha

Sex robots sounds good, but bro smooch... I'm sorry breh, I'm going to pick sex robots before bros on that one

It does sound like the perfect world

No Wander "Asians" target your Women and Children.

It's the terrible lighting and bad white balance you dildo

Though, asian women try to be as white as possible. Some Japanese women start getting that slightly green/grey'ish hue when they try so hard not get get tan.
I fucking love them. Yellow fever is rough

the mad man has been mechanical horses for years

youtube.com/watch?v=ko-b3BDmq08

Sounds boring as shit.

that video is quality of life material
thank you

that retard is basically creating sciatic nerve pinches for a price
you can't make this shit up

Fucking hate British media calling middle eastern people "Asian". Fucking hate it

Or "imagine the quality of your life if she was your waifu"

He's a man not a mouse

I would basically live in her box forever

He should change his youtube name to master dong. Or dong master.

To be fair if I were asian I'd be doing the exact same thing. Maybe when I'm old and verging on senile I'll get plastic surgery to look asian so I can be the next Luo Dong

Me too bro... me too...

Asia is a big continent user. Calling only the people on the furthest eastern sliver of it Asians but not anyone else is just as retarded

Based

Get the fuck out of here fucking pedoshitter.

Can someone make a Luo Dong massage compilation of his groping and chi blowing parts of his videos to mulans make a man out of you playing in the background. I'll pay you in ( you )'s

Calling middle eastern people asians is retarded and dilutes the legitimacy of the news.

There would be massive outrage if they just wrote "middle eastern" which would be the truth.
I hate this planet

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youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ
Autism kino, also kind of hot

Pretty sure he wanted to exterminate her. That long ass pause before saying his name. And he tried to get contact info. Hitler never mentioned they were so charming though. It feels like a gypsy trick or something like it was passed down from the days of kidnapping goy children for blood or something.

it's an EU thing, we don't look at kids and instantly default to REE THAT KID HAS HIS KNOB OUT THIS IS DISGUSTING because it's literally just a little kid with his knob out, who gives a fuck
>no wonder muslims rape your women and children
idk man american women and children walk around fully clothed and get raped and murdered by blacks all the time

there was some girl-on-girl vagina massage video where she used one of those vibrators on the other one and it was really hot but i guess it was removed

How does being in this position help Luodong re-position your chi?

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He was NPC level tricker. She was endgame boss lvl trickery.

>*cums inside*
>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

>"why yes, i think this is an essential shot. without the zoom in on the cunny, this video's message will be lacking something, yes"

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youtube.com/watch?v=ePMgIvWF5N0
>7:55

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bruh he's licking her feet

Just buy some hair-removal cream? Shit works like a charm.

youtube.com/watch?v=QqLuicP3ZrE
Pure gold.

Yes. People throughout history have done all kinds of retarded shit to their bodies for that very reason.