A Lannister Frey bastard Bolton household septon maester and oathbreaker was teaching a class on Joffrey, a known usurper.
>Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship King Joffrey and accept that he was the most rightful king the realm has ever known, even greater than Aegon the Conqueror!
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-Stannis Night's Watch ranger who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war against the Others and fully supported all military decision made by his grace stood up and held up a sword.
>What are the Baratheon features?
The arrogant maester smirked quite Freyishly and smugly replied >Black hair, blue eyes and square jawlines, you stupid red cultist.
" >Yes. If Joffrey was the trueborn son of King Robert, as you say … then he would've had black hair and blue eyes. Stannis is the true king! A monster sits the Iron Throne, an abomination born of incest!
The maester was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Lineages and Histories of the Great Houses of the Seven Kingdoms. He stormed out of the room crying those Lannister crocodile tears.
The novices applauded and all pledged allegiance to House Baratheon of Dragonstone that day and accepted Azor Ahai as their lord and savior. A stag named "The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors" galloped into the room and shed a tear on the fallen Baratheon banner. The vow of the Night's Watch was read several times, and R'hllor himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the kingdom.
The maester lost his chain and was fired the next day. He died of the grey plague and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
On the scale of the show, what was the point of the dragons and even the White Walkers?
Seems like they're just plot devices that feed into each other to get humanity to unite or to take out bad guys so the good guys don't have to and that's it. They didn't have much of an impact looking at it, they came, they died and everyone moved on
S8 was bad but Danys turn was a textbook example of a negative self-revelation
Jayden Cooper
The actual ending we got was so fucking incomprehensibly stupid. Dany and Jon should have just flown their dragons to The Red Keep and killed Cersei. It makes far more sense than the faggot cripple being voted King because a prisoner said he had a "good story".
> black >based You fucking wot? And I'm not gonna watch that you shill, does he explain D&D'S statement that Daenerys burned all those people because seeing the Red Keep made it personal? And that she didn't set out to burn them all?
A delusional adultering shadowbinding Asshai'i Red Priestess and child-burner was teaching a class on Robert Baratheon, a known usurper
>Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the Lord of Light and accept that He has made King Stannis his champion over all others, even the blood of Old Valyria!
At this moment, a brave, loyalist, dragon-riding Targaryen champion who had crucified 1500 grand masters and understood the necessity of sibling marriage and fully supported all military decisions made by Queen Daenerys stood up and held up a black-and-red banner.
>Who is Azor Ahai?
The arrogant professor smirked quite pyromaniacally and smugly replied “King Stannis, you inbred freak”
>Wrong. It’s Queen Daenerys. If she isn't Azor Ahai, as you claim… then how could she hatch three dragons from stone?
The Red Priestess was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and magic medallion. She stormed out of the room crying those Rh'llorite crocodile tears. The same tears Baratheons cry for the “poor victims of King's Landing” (who all had it coming) when they viciously supported the slaughter of Princess Elia's children. There is no doubt that at this point our Red Preistess, Melisandre, wished she had pulled himself up by her bootstraps and become more than an evil witch. She wished so much that she had leeches to drain her blood, but she used them all to curse Stannis's enemies!
The students applauded and all bent the knee that day and accepted Daenerys as Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men. A dragon named “Stormborn” flew into the room and perched atop the sigil of House Targaryen and shed a tear on the chalk. Daenerys's victory speech was read several times, and Rh'lllor himself showed up and brought Daenerys back from the dead.
The Red Priestess lost her tenure and was mauled by a polar bear the next day. She died of her wounds and was sent to the Seventh Hell alongside her usurper master to suffer for all time.
Fire and Blood.
Brayden Adams
you said best flag but I dont see a Baratheon sigil on fire
/got/ flagbro if you're here can you post all the flags, or atleast on imgur? I got blue screen of deathed years back and lost them all. Please, or atleast the most popular/major Houses.
They were never meant to be the ultimate endgame. GRRM said in interviews that his least favorite part about Lord of the Rings was that it never went in-depth on the political fallout of Sauron's defeat and Aragorn's inevitable orc genocide. It's no surprise that his series (which he called an "answer" to LOTR) ends not when the giant magical villain is defeated, but when the mundane human villains are.
Austin Butler
You failed her user, but it's okay, she forgives you
So his answer is the Others are a hivemind so they just all collapse so no worry of baby Others in the little baby cribs? And dragons die in retarded ways then fly off while everyone quickly moves on and rebuilds King's Landing, joking about brothels?
Mason Allen
I bet that GRRM doesn't even know how the Others will be defeated or how 2 of the dragons are gonna be killed off, just that it has to happen before the very end of the series. So, he told D&D to just resolve it how they want, and the writing team picked the quick & dirty way.
Nolan Lee
>that scene where Jon confronts Sansa for breaking a sacred oath made under a heart tree to him Powerful stuff.
>You tell me you're a bookworm. What kind of books would I find on your shelf if I were to look right now?
First, you'd spot the manga shelf, with Devilman and Berserk lining the top. The neighboring bookshelf is packed with tabletop role-playing game rulebooks, with RuneQuest prominently displayed, alongside the board game Dragon Pass. A shelf is packed with novels old classics of fantasy and science fiction, alongside George R. R. Martin's A Song of Fire and Ice and Fevre Dream. A small library of game books shares the same shelf. At the top is Sorcery! and accompanying guides Titan and Out of the Pit. Finally, you'd find various art and reference books, including work by Umberto Eco and McNeill, and Colin Wilson's The Occult.
>that scene where Brann tells Arya that the Sunset Sea is so vast that a single boat could never feasibly sail across it but she decides to go anyway to conquer "death"
>that scene where all of Dany's Dothraki Bloodriders promise on their honor to Grey Worm to stay in Westeroes and make sure Jon carries out his setence at the Wall with the Night's Watch was a touching scene of honor and duty, humanizing the savages
Is Dany's obsession with slavery explained better in the books? Feels like it occurs fairly randomly in the show. She doesn't say shit about all the Dothraki slaves until the point where she can no longer control them because her horde of savages has abandoned her. Then all of a sudden she just cares a shit ton about it to the point of stopping her reclamation of the throne.
Thomas Parker
>bought Fire & Blood for something to read >GURM spends quite a few pages detailing tax policies Does he know about taxposting?
Jacob Rogers
is grrm a pedo? he just writes underage sex in such detail
Easton Roberts
>That scene where Yara Learns about Theon's death Fuck bros, that was heavy...
>that scene where the White Walkers were explained in depth by Bran, their ture backstory, their true motives, and their reasoning for coming out of hibernation after 8,000 years incredibly revealing, really worth the 8 year wait
You can try too user, the lack of dialogue makes it reall fucking easy to make a scene that would make sense even with the shit plot. It's almost like they wanted a shitty final season.
>That scene where Tyrion convinced Grey Worm to convene a council to decide his and Jon's fates instead of just executing them both on the spot. Some really clever dialogue there, just like when he convinced the mountain clans to follow him. Felt like Tyrion finally getting back to his roots.
It truly is glaring how so many conversations end abruptly, either due to interruptions or by ending a scene. It seems like most of the Mad Queen plot could have been avoided by talking things out, but nope! We need to see Tyrion walk around for ten minutes, Arya run from explosions for half an episode and a pointless white horse scene.
D&D are lazy fucking "writers," especially when they actually have to write dialogue.
John Ross
>that scene where bran orders the tower of the hand rebuilt to it's exact prior specifications and decided to hold the council meetings there Got a bit of a strange foreboding vibe from this, weirdly reminiscent of Tywin. Made the finale a bit open-ended like that.
Hunter Martinez
>I've never known bells to mean surrender
What exactly did davos mean by this sentence, said as stannis' army was approaching king's landing?
Triggers freefolk retards and Danyfags by just existing. Old auntie Emilia Clarke is jealous of her. Makes incels and virgins seethe like Brie Larson did for capeshitters. Only girl in GoT to get a perfect ending and become a Disney queen while Fatty Dany shits herself & dies.
Was this the most kino shot in the whole show? youtube.com/watch?v=ozkHwFG91AI >perfectly encapsulates the hopelessness of fighting against the dead >the utter dejection on the faces of the good guys contrasted to the emotionless face of the Night King >zero music from 1:50 onwards, just the chills of the wind as the shot gradually pans farther out to show you the scale of the loss
Is this actually real? There's gonna be an ASOIAF game made by FromSoft? I don't like soulborne games that much
Ayden Howard
All hail his grace, King Brandon of Houses Stark and Tully, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Not the best, but Joffrey's reenactment of the war of the five kings are pretty funny to be quite honest. It's also Joffrey at his finest & most lovable. youtube.com/watch?v=MYZdAiCAKbY It's nice to see the various reactions of the guests & hosts of the wedding. I miss old GoT bros.
That's actually pretty cool. I breed mantis and beetles.
Dominic Jenkins
Yes it's real, but we don't know if it'll be about asoiaf.
>Emilia will never rest her butt on your face after a long day of filming
Samuel Bell
It's weird really. The showrunners seem to forget everything about their own show. Every rule, logic and character developments from the previous seven seasons are ignored. Pic related is the worst one, along with the conclusion the white walkers and Varys death.
>ANY MEN DIE WITH A CLEAN SWORD, I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
>Martin originally said he worked as a consultant on the project, but it appears - based on a portion of the text description that also leaked - he had a larger role in creating the game's world. The description confirms Elden Ring will be a fantasy action-RPG. >"ELDEN RING, developed by FromSoftware, Inc. and BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Inc., is a fantasy action-RPG adventure set within a world created by Hidetaka Miyazaki – creator of the influential DARK SOULS video game series; and George R.R. Martin – author of The New York Times best-selling fantasy series, A Song of Ice and Fire. >Danger and discovery lurk around every corner in FromSoftware’s largest game to-date. Hidetaka Miyazaki, President and Game Director of FromSoftware Inc. known for directing critically-acclaimed games in beloved franchises including Armored Core, Dark Souls, and Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice..." >Unfortunately, the description ends halfway through, but we'll likely find out more at E3. Elden Ring is expected to be revealed during Microsoft's E3 conference on Sunday, June 9 at 1:00 p.m. PT.
If this is an ASOIAF open world I'll probably be hyped. >tfw you still can't roam Westeros as a sellsword/knight, slowly gaining favors with lords and somehow acquire lands, armies and castles of your own
>Sansa insultingly shooting down Edmure >Allows Bran to be elected as king of Westeros >Just kidding I'm annexing The North >Sorry about you getting exiled Jon >Not sorry I broke my promise to you after 5 minutes lmao
Game of Thrones was actually a story about how a whiny brat develops into a manipulative tyrant.
Imagine being Kit Harrington and you're told you have to make a serious frowning face for 3 minutes straight. And you actually pull it off really well and it looks kino
Dylan Parker
Kit isn't actually that bad of an actor. It's just that Jon has the emotional range of a potato
Samuel Turner
I think Kit Harington is pretty good in the role. He is at his finest when being paired up with Ygritte or Stannis or when he pick up a sword to fight some white walkers. He actually manage to make Daenerys story somewhat interesting too in season 7 since they work as a foil to each other.
Brayden Ramirez
is it worth that kind of effort? as I recollect in the aftermath of the battle when everyone was submitting one of Stannis's knights (I think he was from House Florent) did *not* submit and started yelling his lungs out about what an incest bastard Joffrey was
Charles Torres
Too bad season 8 ruined (the dumbed down version of) Jon's character. Kit was given nothing to work with, while Emilia was acting circles around him, except their last scene together, where he actually did show emotion. D&D gave him no lines just so the Mad Queen Dany ending could happen.
The irony of these lines and The Mountain's mirroring of it in the end are superb.
Joseph Jackson
>be dany >get stabbed >get resurrected >member Jon stabbing me >fuck this AA & lord of light shit >find him in the north >jon says "I DUN WUNIT" >"you don't get to choose" >rape his ass
I really want to play this. I have to beat Sekiro first, but a GRRM Soulsborne sounds awesome.
William Brooks
What are the chances that GRRM told D&D that Bran was gonna be king but actually meant king of the north or some kind of ruler of the white walkers and D&D just assumed he meant the king of all of westeros
Jason Foster
Zero D&D already hyped that the final episode will contain the last BIG twist from GRRM himself. The other two are shireen's death and Hodor. The white walkers fate will most likely be different though. IIRC, George said that the white walkers threat might not necessarily solved like in the show during an interview released after episode 3 aired (The Short Night lol).
Shansa, Arya, Jaime, Cersei, Dany and probably Jon's fate are still to be seen as well. But most likely it'll be pretty similar. Salsa will probably be some sort of queen or princess, Arya will never stay in Winterfell again, Jaime will die after killing Cersei or it will be a mutual kill, Jon will probably end up rejoining the NW and Dany still end up being a "villain".
Was Sekiro any good? I still don't have time to try it unfortunately. Though now I do and I am kind of interested.
It's just another soulsborne but weeb flavored so if you liked the others you'll like this one too
Benjamin Cruz
>Shansa I really don't hope this bitch gets to rule an independent North in the end. >Arya Probably fucks off, but not on a suicide adventure like in the show. >Jaime Kills Cersei, I hope. Dies somewhere down the line. Or maybe not. Jorah was supposed to survive and live beyond the wall, too, but D&D used logic for once and axed that because it would he too much of a stretch. >Cersei Either killed by Jaime or by (f)Aegon. No way this worthless bitch even survives until the climax. >Dany Stabbed by Jon. Last betrayal. There could be a pregnancy thrown in, like the show did. D&D were probably too chickenshit to follow through with it.
Jackson Howard
Your older sister takes you to a brothel, but you got no cock. What do you do?
Shansha will be Littlefinger 2.0 user. The chaos ladder's will has spoken.
If it's up to me I honestly would have Jaime dying to fight the white walker protecting Bran during the battle of Winterfell. Theon should have live, dude has been through a lot, literally fate worse than death. Punished Jaime who just lost Cersei and basically a persona non grata afterwards basically has nothing left but to give his life protecting the realm for one last time.
Benjamin Baker
I thought eunuchs still have phantom cock according to our boy Ramsay.
Cameron Carter
>Shansha will be Littlefinger 2.0 user nah this is a shit pointless character arc, the show tried to hype her up as that but the fact that she did literally nothing except """outsmart""" cia in the most obvious dabid OC of season 7 kinda confirms gurm doesn't have anything of the sort planned
Ayden Adams
Jon Snow >dissatisfied with Daenerys >only wants his waifu Yggrite
Kit Harrington >dissatisfied with Rose >only wants Emilia
Back then I thought CHAOSH man will somehow bullshit his way and survive to the end. Maybe some due to some necessary evil reasoning or he is too cunning to be taken down. But now I am not so sure. I think maybe he will die as well in the books, either by the Stark girls or through some other mistake of his own.
Hey, she risked starting a second Dance of Dragons and getting her entire family killed based off a hunch, but somehow got the title "Queen in the North" out of the deal.
Shansha is truly Littlefinger 2.0., even though Littlefinger knew how knives work.
Brody Mitchell
>>tfw you still can't roam Westeros as a sellsword/knight, slowly gaining favors with lords and somehow acquire lands, armies and castles of your own A World of Ice and Fire and A Clash of Kings for Warband let you do exactly that
Kevin Gray
Of course he's gonna die. It's an overarching theme in the books that the backstabbers, manipulators, etc. are fucked in the long term because as soon as its convenient they'll be deserted since they have no real friends or allies. Which is why I don't think there's gonna be any retarded shit like salsa saying "huuurrh we have to be more like cersei", I am 90% certain that direction of the character is pure dabid oc especially since THE RAPE and everything was already pure dabid oc. Of course, we were talking about grrm's intentions though (if the fat fuck has any).
Camden Morris
Truly the mindtrick queen. But seriously fuck Sansa and to think that I used to feel bad when she got bullied by Joffrey, Meryn Trant and Ramsay. Littlefinger is a cunt, but having him died like that is just lame as hell. I have to agree with Conleth Hill comment a few weeks ago, LF should have got at least one last scene with Varys.
Ryder Wood
Littlefinger pleads for a trial of combat, he names himself as a champion.
Sansa names Varys as her champion.
Littlefinger vs Varys, who wins
Carson White
Face to face, Littlefinger will gut that bald eunuch without mercy. Varys will probably just hire a faceless man or sent his orphan assassins to kill LF or his champion before the trial.
>There's no such thing as divine justice, you dumb cunt. If there were, ____________ would be dead, and ____________ would be alive Fill in the blanks.
Landon Morales
Arya would be dead for her wanton murder and my boy Joffrey, the only one to take the real threats seriously and who wanted to transition Westeros into a new era, would be alive.
Brody Ramirez
I would laugh at the ending too.
>Arya >The Night King
Zachary Fisher
>Sansa >Tyrion
Henry Williams
Shireen is Stannis' Nissa Nissa, it's how she'll die It is known
Angel Lopez
Shireen isn't even dying
Daniel Sanders
examples?
Jacob Martinez
>alienating your demo of course Sam wouldn't get called out for it. The audience is primarily American
Littlefinger actually has lots of friends and allies that are very loyal to him, they're not privileged lords but self made men similar to him. Everyone he betrays and manipulates deserves it
Jason Hughes
Hasn't been two months and i already miss my slagkino.
Logan Torres
FETCH THE DAMN ASHARAXNED FIC 'FORE I PISS MEESELF
Charles Clark
would have been nice if they actually filmed "the evil ending" where jon submits to daenerys completely and he is convinced sansa is the enemy
Maybe, but I'm talking more in terms of political allies rather than just his bodyguard.
Michael White
By that logic everyone plays god. He outsmarts and outplays people into revealing their cuntish ways, because he's better than them
Noah Sanders
reminder the books will never be finished and Euron is forever a horny jack sparrow
Dylan Sullivan
>NZ_mosque_attack.webm
Parker Flores
Plenty of people trust him, what are you talking about? GRRM himself describes Petyr as this "harmless helpful guy that almost everyone likes" >You could turn King's Landing upside down and not find a single man with a mockingbird sewn over his heart, but that does not mean I am friendless
I think you've completely missed the core part of Petyr, user.
Zachary Cook
He's not looking for political allies because the lords are all arrogant, evil, backstabbing dumb cunts and he has nothing but disdain for the whole system. Maybe Sansa is the only one he gives a fuck about, but he's meeting the lords on their own terms, other people love him though
Jaxson Cruz
will the fatman ever explain what the five forts were really for
Hudson Powell
Like who? I may have worded that a bit poorly, I know he's supposed to seem innocuous to most but I mean more like 'trust as a friend' rather than "I have never considered the possibility that he may be plotting against me." Even Catelyn says in the first book that she only trusts him a little.
Don't you hate it when you try to socialize with a new coworker by bringing up Game of Thrones, and they instantly say that they don't watch the show because it sucks, and only read the books?
Leo Perez
At least with Dany it was because she went out of her way to save his life, bran completely fucked him over
Ayden Flores
>Be with me, build the new world with me >BU-BUT A WORLD OF MERCY D-DANY, W-WE CAN'T JUS- >YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE
Pretty decent. Imo the Iron Throne is totally eliminated by the end of the series, and all the surviving Starks are able to fuck off back Norf. None of them like or care about the south anyway, there’s no reason for them to seek southern power when all they want to do is go back home to Winterfell
Juan Sanchez
Game of Thrones is just capeshit literally the same story and characters as the avengers flicks youtube.com/watch?v=OMNYGiVO-Gs
Cooper Sullivan
They should have given Kit his speeches. The part where he’s sleep-deprived and wounded so he just starts cackling like a crazy person in the middle of his monologue was pretty kino in the books
Jackson Smith
>Tolkien saw Ancalagon the black, Ungoliant, and Melkor in the trenches of the Somme >Martin the draft dodger pontificates about war in between mouthfuls of pizza
Jose Russell
Name one. The only one I can think of is Lothor Brune, even the Kettleblacks are on the verge of turning on him
Julian Davis
And which of those can Littlefinger count on?
Juan Parker
Hmm yes those similarities prove that GoT is Endgame, confirmed. Or wait, maybe it just proves that the American entertainment industry is creatively bankrupt, and they all re-hash the same themes, clichès and tropes.
Isaiah Evans
>implying tolkien isn't highly derivative of folklore and old dialects lol
Jose Brooks
>chapter?
Jayden Mitchell
GRRM ad DnD's atheism and nihilism really drag it down
>Tolkien has to fight, kill and risk his life away for his (((overlords))) in the trenches >Martin sits in his comfy chair eating pizza Yeah, i know what i'd rather be doing.
Jeremiah Taylor
i really hate this fat fucks constant bitching about LOTR and that he has no shame while comparing his turd to Tolkiens masterpiece. Nobody will talk about his work when he is death like people talk with love about similarion,lotr,hobbit, etc...
Julian Adams
George gets to sit in his comfy chair because of the men like Tolkien who fought
Liam Perez
Renly and Littlefinger were pretty good buds.
Michael Clark
WW1 didn't mean shit in the end except for a bunch of mindless death. Just a giant dick measuring contest between the elites of europe.
Juan Evans
Other than WW2, America has not fought a single war in the last 100 years that was necessary to defend the American citizens..
Dylan Gonzalez
nope, George gets to sit in his chair because of men that developed nukes
Wildling attack on the wall before Stannis shows up, so this would be about 3/4 of the way throughout Storm? I don’t remember the exact chapter, sorry user
Sebastian Brown
It’s a fun fantasy series but come on now
Parker Wood
what's this from
Jeremiah Kelly
that'll do user, that'll do
Christopher Rivera
Well what do I know. The guy said George gets to be lazy because of men like Tolkien. If Tolkien isn't even American, it makes the statement even more wrong. But even if he was American, it'd be wrong.
Jose Kelly
>I browse reddit to find things to get angry about and post them on Yea Forums sad
Today or yesterday someone kept spamming these photos of all of Emilia Clarke's coworkers that she banged.
Do you guys think Emilia Clarke ever banged Jorah's actor?
Leo Flores
based roll poster
Leo Lee
Stannis had the Arbor (around 200 ships) and Royal fleet (another 160 or so), and whatever was in Oldtown joined together, he'd have to be fucking retarded to lose that honestly
Eli Russell
They did, Varys said Jon is a little bitch and would do whatever she said
Ryder Morris
because it solves everything and leads to an happy ending (true disney ending) it would have worked fine and would have actually gotten less backlash
Gabriel Garcia
how many ships did the iron fleet have tho?
Brayden Brooks
100%. She described him as her soulmate once, “friend for life” etc, and in every picture of the two of them she’s always hanging off his arm
Charles Davis
>THE RAPE and everything was already pure dabid oc. It was beautiful. I love D&D now
Adam Nguyen
Around 500 max, but they're way smaller, the Iron Fleet kind of sucks in a fair fight
Lucas Nguyen
what Said. Stannis could win with his eyes closed desu. Around 100.
Oliver Thompson
AYO HOL UP! LEMME GRAB DIS PURPLE DRANK AND THANK SOME WHILE YA FEEL ME DAWG
>Victarion, captain of the Iron Fleet >names his ship Iron Victory BRAVO GURM
Jack Sullivan
Probably going to happen in the books, with f'Aegon or Jon
>A crown should not sit easy on the head. One of her royal forebears had said that, once. Some Aegon, but which one? Five Aegons had ruled the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. >There would have been a sixth, but the Usurper’s dogs had murdered her brother’s son when he was still a babe at the breast. If he had lived, I might have married him. Aegon would have been closer to my age than Viserys.
Thomas Garcia
Listen man, never forget what you is, you feel me? Don’t let these muhfuckas use that shit against you
Luis Jackson
how come a culture built entirely around seafaring has so little ships?
Nolan Rodriguez
It’s because Victarion is literally retarded >huh huh my islands is called Iron >my name Victarion? Sound like Victory xD purfect
Camden Adams
Small population, and no native wood to work with. But in proportion to their population they have the biggest ratio of ships to humans.
David Martin
Dany's vision of the blue flower in the ice wall coupled with the "mother of dragons, bride of fire" seems to indicate she's marrying Jon
Ryder Green
this, I'm pretty sure Gurm said that Victarion is as dumb as a rock or something along those lines
Isaac Diaz
Each great lord can supposedly raise 100 ships if they press everything into service, it's unclear which ones exactly are great lords but that's probably the Goodbrothers, Harlaws, Greyjoys and maybe Farwynds plus the 100 strong permanent fleet
Noah Rivera
>Awww helll naw! >who da fuck took my dragons yo?! >who da bitch ass nigga I fiddin to slap that took my dragons! >ohh my gawd nigga I fiddin to lose it >where da fuck my dragons nigga!
>Aegon the conqueror >Maegor the cruel >Baelor the blessed >Aerys the mad king >Bran the broken Now that the ashes have settled what should be Joffrey, Tommen and Cersei's king & queen moniker?
>My king? >Who am I Davos? >You are our king, grace. >Do you trust your king? >Your men, my grace, will follow you to whatever end. >To whatever end. >Where is the stag and the fire? >Where is the horn that was blowing? >They have passed like rain in the mountains, like wind in the meadows. >The days have come down in Westeros, behind the hills, into darkness. >How did it come to this?
Lmao Joffrey the illborn is all too fitting. Cersei's nickname is way more badass than she deserves. Tommen's one sounds a little too plain, but then again he is a pretty plain king.
Aaron Turner
Joffrey the inbred Tommen the inbred Cersei the inbreeder
John Ross
>Joffrey, Tommen and Cersei's king & queen moniker?
??? none were ever king or queen?
Hunter Cooper
Well then it wouldn't be LOTR anymore, that book is almost completely a product of its time and the environment Tolkien lived in, if it was made in the same vein today it'd be a depressing and fatalistic view of industries triumph over nature
Robert James
>Your mother's dead, before long I'll be dead, and you...and your brother and your sister and all of her children. All of us dead, all of us rotting in the ground.
Is it bad that I understand what this (is supposed to) mean?
Logan Allen
>Well then it wouldn't be LOTR anymore,
I know, that's why I'm asking.
Like the one ring being a metaphor for nuclear bombs, would that still work for today's audience that doesn't seem to care we have thousands of nuclear war heads pointing at each other ready to fly at any second.
Wyatt Wood
そしてハレンホールは?テーベルに残ってないか? I think
Nathaniel Gomez
Literally the Virgin Jorah vs. the Chad Glen
Brody Russell
>More than three million men fought in the battle and one million men were wounded or killed, making it one of the bloodiest battles in human history. wew
Gabriel James
Like I said if it was written in the same vein it would be the most depressing shit ever about the loss of mankinds connection to nature and rampant commodity fetishism, it'd probably be about the fall of Numenor instead, I don't think there'd even be a ring
Ryder Torres
i guess it doesn't clearly belong to any family so nobody would be too mad at him having it?
John Evans
IIRC the land surrounding Harrenhal is supposed to be pretty rich & fertile. Plus lord of harrenhal is a pretty big deal in-universe it elevates Baelish's stance in the realm and his marriage to Lysa Arryn.
Allegedly, it just so happens lords of the biggest castle in the land tend to have shitty fates
Ayden Hall
Tbf Lysa would've married him regardless of the title he held, she was fucking nuts. His status definitely plays a huge part in bringing the Tyrells to bear against Stannis, though.
Mason Williams
this. it’s a stepping stone to power, but because it’s shitty and broken he doesn’t have to devote time or resources to maintaining it. he gets a prestige boost at virtually no cost
Ryder Hill
curses dont' exist
William Gonzalez
I think he just doesn't believe any sort of silly superstition. But then again the last dude who got the title got exiled and later beheaded. Who knows maybe Baelish is next in Harrenhal chopping block.
emilia clarke is a fat, ugly bitch that couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. she's a 4/10 at best, you incels are embarrassingly thirsty. find a better waifu, it shouldn't be difficult.
Brody Bailey
>having a hand-me-down as a wife
William Thompson
It's almost going to look even more messed up in the show. Pic related is the supposed original concept art of Harrenhal.
Well, the same can be said about Robb, Joffrey and Tywin. I think LF hasn't got into a situation he can't escape though, so perhaps he still has time.
Joseph James
LF will die of the bloody flux in winds, it's the only enemy he can't gameplan against
Eli Cox
Littlefinger literally starts "the game of thrones™" by having Lysa poison Jon. He is 100x more important than any of those three.
Josiah Murphy
Maybe. Eventually he’s going to try to get rid of Sweetrobin, and Sansa’s going to choose loyalty to her cousin over loyalty to her pedo father-boyfriend. He probably dies before she leaves the Vale imo
This would be such a shitty way to go, holy fuck. I’ve been waiting for Harry the Arse to die for years, if he lives AND gets Sansa puss I’m going to have a rage-induced stroke
David King
Is there a bigger chad in Westeros than based Harry? t. Petyr
Mason Ward
>Is there a bigger chad in Westeros than based Harry? Only Robert in his prime could rival Harry's Chad DNA
Honestly in hindsight it makes the sex scene seem kinda insulting to the actors. Why would you ask that of them if you were never gonna do anything with it?
Nah, he was on it since he was a teen. Sweetrobin will be unstoppable unless the Dornish somehow get to the Vale and poison him
Hunter Watson
Nah Preston's assessment is spot on. Weak, sickly, autistic kid who everyone keeps on saying is gonna die. Of course Martin is never going to kill him off.
Adrian Sullivan
>he wouldn’t do war crimes for his buddies what are you, some kind of fag?
Jaxon Moore
wtf there's heroin in GoT? is it actually heroin or is it opium? or something else entirely? can you give me the rundown? im intrigued but don't watch the show or read the books.
Leo Barnes
Peak seething, then again I imagine he'll get a far better send off than in the show which should mitigate it "Milk of the poppy", it's liquid opium
Kayden Perry
AH DUN WAN IT!
Anthony Ward
What’s sweetsleep? It’s a sedative of some kind but it’s distinct from heroin. Is Sweetrobin constantly barred out?
Eli Carter
so you drink it then, huh. thanks user. is it socially acceptable like alcohol or are people that use it other than medicinally considered junkie pieces of shit?
Aiden Lopez
In the show/books it's mostly just used to reduce pain and suffering to injured or dying man.
Thomas King
Dany getting pregnant is such an obvious dropped plotline its maddening
Adrian Campbell
sweetsleep is something else, it's suggested it has a toxicity build up even when only taking it in small does, so it's possibly some kind of cyanide compound
Gabriel Kelly
NEW
Levi Fisher
People use it as a painkiller for wounds. The only man who “quaffs it like ale” is Gregor, who everyone agrees is a degenerate freak of nature. I don’t think we’ve met anyone who’s addicted to it apart from him, though. Only maesters have access to it, for the most part
Matthew Ortiz
I think there's probably more than a few pitfighters that are addicted to it, but it's never been stated
