have you ever met a celebrity?
pic related, it's me
Have you ever met a celebrity?
Isaiah Long
Caleb Long
that sucks dude. i'm 5'3" too
Joshua Taylor
I walked about 6 city blocks with Clint Howard. We talked about pot holes and public transportation. He's actually a really interesting dude. I saw him again about a month later, he waved and said hello and actually remembered my name.
Austin Bailey
no. i live in australia
Zachary Ortiz
kek
Colton Wright
Luis Wood
> I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Southern California (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
>I turn around, and it's Joe fucking Rogan.
>He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way, this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... I ate a banana from my basket with the peel still on. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "Try ten."
>We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Moneicito, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't MMA or podcasating for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life
Austin Brown
once had to change karl pilkington's oil, he was confused by my asking if he wanted synthetic oil, he started talking nonsense about dinosaurs
Jacob Mitchell
John Foster
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Tyler Thomas
I met a slightly uncomfortable Peter Stormare standing next to our ATM line obviously holding his bowels in. I asked him if he was standing in our line but he explained that he was just waiting for the bathroom and pointed at a door that obviously had the word "STAFF" written on it. So I directed him to the real toilets and laughed a bit as he walked away.
Ayden Martinez
Me on the left.
Gavin Morales
>fucked around in the mall and saw the Tesla store
> fucked around with the cars and sat in one of the model cars in the passenger seat.
>feint smell of oatmeal flogged my nose
>look behind me
>Tom Delonge of Blink-182 was in the back legs crossed
>We exchanged eye contact, it was tense and awkward.
>He looks away to the side and looks back at me.
>He takes out a Twix Bar and breaks it apart
>I look down and see his hand, he offers me the Tight Twix
>I look up and meet his eyes once more
>so are you like into UFOs
Landon Ross
thats fucking embarrassing
Jaxon Baker
why? he’s happy
Sebastian Wilson
[Judaism intensifies]
Caleb Price
>driving around town
>minding my own business
>see Jon Stewart
>wave to him
>he does the classic )---------( face
>naw, fuck that, pull out my phone at the next stop
>take a pic
>instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself
>pic related
what an asshole
Sebastian Jenkins
>Not pulling your dick out for him while you are at it.
C'mon now.
Gavin Edwards
I work on film sets, met Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, Bai Ling, Christopher MacDonald, Casper Van Dien, Sean Patrick Flanery, and Tommy Flanagan. This should give some indication of the bargain-basement, straight-to-video hackjobs I work on. But hey, pays the bills.
Aiden Campbell
Try being the user who approached Liam Cunningham. Never meet your heroes
Wyatt Collins
based and redpilled
Isaiah Powell
I fly in and out of the executive terminal at LAX slot for work. See lots of people that are obviously crazy wealthy, but only saw one celebrity. Well, two but at the same time.
Normally there is only small business jets at the terminal. You walk out directly to the jets. One day, I was waiting for my jet to arrive, but there was a giant 747 at the terminal. Totally dwarfed all the other jets.
I see a couple heading in from the jet and they pass by me in the terminal and pile into a limo. Didn't realize it at the time, but it was Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Didn't talk to them or anything or get their picture.
Pic related is their 747.
Justin Gonzalez
>He bought?
Julian Powell
story on this??
Isaiah Rogers
t. 4channel poster
Grayson Thompson
me on the right
Hudson Morris
should have given him the finger and called him a faggot.
Noah Thompson
Context?
Isaiah Long
pho no
Evan Wilson
Grayson Russell
Is that her dad? Also why does she only do scenes with other traps?
Jackson Thompson
Cool. Also, anyone know where I can see Gentle Ben
Jaxson Gutierrez
Kevin Hughes
god she's so ugly and so sexy at the same time
Noah Flores
why is joe always drenched in sweat. is he on the noise candy?
Thomas Ross
I've met Thurston Moore twice. Really nice guy
Tyler Brooks
>that tight dominant grip on his shoulder
Based.
Andrew Sullivan
their hook noses are hanging out
Asher Cox
What a Alpha.
Dominic Lopez
What the hell are you talking about?
Ugly people should be exterminated.
Evan Hernandez
God damn, the grip on the shoulder really exemplifies how fucking massive that suit jacket is on Reviewbrah. Looks like a boy wearing his dad's clothes.
Benjamin Turner
I work a shitty retail job and once I served Johnny Vegas. He wanted 100 Marlboro Lights. We didn't have any in stock. He left dissapointed. Most people on here won't recognise him - he's a UK comedian. He's also the epitome of Norf FC.
Bentley Jones
Which would mean you and your mum would get the bullet.
Ethan Thompson
holy shit how do you wake up in the morning and think "yeah I'm gonna go to a smut convention and propose to a prostitute."
Thomas Morris
because it is his dads clothes or actually his grandfathers. i would unironically be friends with that guy in school you never know