Can't We Just Settle This Over a Pint?
Can't We Just Settle This Over a Pint?
Wyatt Lewis
Hudson Lee
green ass bitch faggot
Michael Phillips
Snort my shit
Camden Smith
Why didn't Shrek just kill the fairytale faggots?
Ian Adams
he was an incel, just like everyone in this thread.
if he had a gun he would have.
also, have sex
Hudson Morgan
Just did. With your mom.
Juan Butler
Do you think he fucks Donkey on the side?
Leo Young
Donkey would be quipping the entire time.
Grayson King
he literally explains it to Donkey mid way into the movie that he isn't violent just wants to be left alone. Hes all bark but no bite
Josiah Reed
Can't We Just Settle This Over a Sneed?
Joseph Myers
user...take it easy on me man
Jaxson Anderson
What movie?
Jaxson Allen
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MAH REPYATAYTHSUN
Ayden Reyes
Implying he could (there's fucking grizzly bears and a bunch of magic users in their ranks) why would he? Farquaad had designated his swamp as a resettlement facility for all the kingdom's fairy tale creatures, that's who he had a problem with, not the individual creatures themselves. If he started fighting the creatures already there, it wouldn't stop Farquaad from dumping more later.
Jace Butler
Adam Ward
Looks like it was indeed settled over a pint!
Isaiah Nelson
>They fell over so they're defeated
I hate this trope
Benjamin Brooks
Can't We Just Settle This Over a Sneed?
John Mitchell
They're in full suits of armor idiot
Robert Martinez
He beat up Faarquad's army that was able to cage and kick out the fairytale faggots, he should have just beat the shit out of them and used their eyes for jam or whatever he does.
James Taylor
>He beat up Faarquad's army
He beat up the specific collection of knights that was in the running for the role of champion, he was about to get skewered by Farquaad's crossbowmen, and at the end of the film he's struggling against the numbers of Farquaad's soldiers who are trying to capture him and Fiona. I wouldn't say that just because Shrek is a good fighter that he can easily fight off all the fairy tale creatures, just because a Lord with an army at his disposal was able to drive them off.
Evan Ward
>People can’t get back up because they’re wearing armor
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