Holy monkey fuck, this was one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen...

Holy monkey fuck, this was one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen. Relatives are super into TED talks and forced me to watch this:

>Menopausal white Canadian boomer who got endorsed by Oprah over a 15 minute TED talk talking about vulnerability and shame and power the of courage
>Most of her stories are about how she's a PhD and a published author, but still had a mental breakdown and refused to listen to her therapist
>Constantly brings up how her husband thinks she's a nutjob and expects her to do all the housework, but is also this close to leaving her
>Constantly laughing at her own stories and god awful attempts at humor ("I told Steve, I don't know what's for breakfast hun, let's ask the breakfast fairy!")
>Actually acknowledges at one point that the audience is 98% women and asks the few cucks if they know the definition of "payback"
>Basically spends the better part of an hour talking about how shame is a bad thing no matter what, even if it makes us want to change
>Fucking swears like a sailor and pauses after every one to smile and allow the audience to giggle at how an old lady said a cuss
>Keeps bringing up what a political shitshow we're in and toward the end she starts talking about all the great movements today like BLM that can change the world. And how the straighter, whiter, more Christian, etc., you are just increases the level of privilege you have to compensate for.

It's at that point I excuse myself to the bathroom and don't come back. Honestly, great shit if you're a 55 year old supervisor who wants to pat himself on the back for "still learning," or a 45 year old woman who wants to change the world now that she's totally undesirable in every single category. Not so much for the rest of us who still have three promotions to go before we can pay for rent AND food (and have to pretend you don't use a 7/11 clerk voice to mimic the Indian employees.)

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I'd like to see her Brene Brown eye if you comprehend my inference

so shame is bad but white males should feel shame. Ok typical woman logic. i hope she gets breast cancer

based

>Netflix
Well there is your problem.

it's almost the end guys, just let it happen

>we've looped back around to religionless pastor figures

Progressive intersectionality is a religion unironically.

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Welcome to the state of most modern
>comedy

Seeing this idiot's gaping maw every time I boot up Netflix on my phone fucking hurts. There's also no faster red flag these days than the tag "irreverent", which's meaning has deteriorated to the point of adding in random curse words for shock value and taking the safest shit possible on the safest possible targets to make the comedian and their audience LARP as anti-establishment for a half moment

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>super into TED talks

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She looks and sounds like she did anal ONCE in college, but didn't enjoy it, so from then on every sexual interaction was something she tolerated.
Don't know about this special, don't really care about what women say in general, but thanks for the thread user.

You really sound like an ungrateful entitled mlineial ........

Im certain there are at least 7 specials titled "your welcome" already.

>Boomers are selfish
Why did you need to make a thread about this?

>"I told Steve, I don't know what's for breakfast hun, let's ask the breakfast fairy!"

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And the context of that is they're on vacation and so she "forgot" that SHE'S responsible for breakfast ... and lunch, and dinner, and packing and getting the kids ready AM I RIGHT LADIES?! And they cut to all the women in the crowd nodding their heads, half of them looking like they couldn't get a husband if their pussy dripped szechuan sauce.

Why you gotta be a hater bro?

There's some nuggets of gold in there but if you've been into self-improvement for just a bit, you'll know most of it already

It's bad enough when 20 year olds spew this shit, but it's downright pathetic when someone pushing 60, who's had every advantage in the world, does it.

EXACTLY. These fucking people say the most basic no brainer shit ('having courage means being scared but doing it anyway") and call themselves storytellers because they got anxiety on a family vacation.

No joke, my friend had a psychotic break last month after watching this and becoming obsessed with this Bitch’s message. She tried to blow her inheritance on starting a non-profit so people could “clarify themselves by communicating better” as apparently that’s the root of all the world’s problems. When her family tried to talk her into checking into a mental health facility she said she was identifying as a black woman now and ran away to Compton after the first 72 hour hold was completed. She then called the cops and claimed to have gotten beaten up by a gang in Compton when she was hanging out with Nipsy Hustle’s cousin so they took her back to another psych hospital and she’s doing slightly better now. Don’t watch this documentary you guys she was totally normal before watching it.

>“clarify themselves by communicating better”

Wow, that is hardcore cult babble.

Given how beyond fucked the state of the world is and women are, I can't even tell if you're joking or not with this post.

I will say that the connection between vulnerability and courage is something often overlooked but at the end of the day, you do need one of them to get the other and vice versa

Same story but my little brother after watching the avengers. What the fuck is wrong with this world?

Yall need to go back to pol

That’s what her family thinks too. She used all the typical red flag cult words, and worse she called every family member and divulged every negative/some even untrue things any other family member has said about them in confidence or when they weren’t around, every secret just everything and it’s completely blown up her family.

I’m dead ass serious and that’s just the short version. It all started with this Brene Brown Netflix special though it’s fucking creepy.

>What the fuck is wrong with this world?
Almost everything.

I gave up on most TED Talks after this one on the salaries that should be paid at non-profits.
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Why are liberal middle-aged white women the most contemptible demographic in modern history

Because they are:
>Powerful
>Independant
>Career driven
>Intelligent
and
>Confident

Because they’re undeservedly smug considering they’re pretty much the sole consumers of all things self-help industry. They were sold a lie that they could have it all and now realize it’s bullshit but you can’t turn back the clock so they’re miserable and misery loves company.

>Relatives are super into TED talks
Tell them you're super into anime and they're going to fucking sit through Berserk, the 3D one

How much of a brainlet was her if this basic as fuck talk demolished her reality? Has she ever read a book?

Now this is big dick energy.

>Has she ever read a book?
Like an unfortunate amount of people her age she’s read quite a few young adult novels.

>white canadian woman
Name one who isn't fucking annoying

they never though they would get old, it hits them like a ton of bricks

It's very scary to at some point realize just how many people never do a single bit of self-reflection in their life. And then they read the most basic shit and it revolutionized their world because they learn a basic thing that normal people learned when they were literally children by learning from experiences.

I've got a stepsister with no fucking self-reflection and she also gets hyped up whenever she reads some basic self-improvement shit. It's fucking embarrassing.

9 times out of 10, its w*men who undergo what you're talking about. W*men are the ones who've never had to undergo even a modicum of self-reflection in their life, hence saying they're the sole consumers of all things "self-help industry".

All intelectuals are just cynic incels shut the fyck up. Some of us are busy LIVING instead of "learning" fuck off.

Shania Twain

my welcome what

"AH'M FIRST NATIONS, AH AM!"
>turns out to be adopted by FN tribe

because they had a free ride through their entire life and when they hit the wall and finally have to experience what the remaining 90% of humanity had to for their entire lives for the first time they come up with all sorts of justifications for why it's unfair for them and why other people need to fix it.

>Basically spends the better part of an hour talking about how shame is a bad thing no matter what, even if it makes us want to change
>And how the straighter, whiter, more Christian, etc., you are just increases the level of privilege you have to compensate for.
These pieces of shit will never EVER see how fucking hypocritical they are each and every day.

No, Canadians won't. Every last one of them a shamelord. Anita Sarkeesian should have been a warning.

Y'all a buncha haters

She’s an idiot who aims to isolate people. From her book ‘The Gifts of Imperfection’ She lists the 6 types of people to never be friends with/cut out of your life. They are as follows..
1. The Egomaniac
>“The friend who hears the story and actually feels shame for you. She gasps and confirms how horrified you should be. Then there is awkward silence. Then you have to make her feel better.”
>”This friend will allow you to talk about your feelings the first 10 minutes and after a while, the conversation all of sudden turns towards their problems instead, because, you know, they’re more important than you.”
2.Sympathy but no empathy
>“The friend who responds with sympathy (“I feel so sorry for you”) rather than empathy (“I get it, I feel with you, and I’ve been there”). If you want to see a shame cyclone turn deadly, throw one of these at it: “Oh, you poor thing.” Or, the incredibly passive-aggressive Southern version of sympathy, ‘Bless your heart.’”
>”Basically, you’re crying your eyes out talking about how embarrassed you felt that you bombed your interview and this friend will pretend to understand what you’re going through but really, they can careless. Instead of offering advice as to what to do next, they will instead offer you a sandwich to eat which has nothing to do with anything.”
3.The person whose expectations is to live through you
>“The friend who needs you to be the pillar of worthiness and authenticity. She can’t help because she’s too disappointed in your imperfections. You’ve let her down.”
>”A person like this has this unhealthy way of living their life through you. They will constantly point their finger at your mistakes and make you sure that you’re aware of your imperfections.”
1/2

2/2

4. The Blamer
>“The friend who is so uncomfortable with vulnerability that she scolds you: ‘How did you let this happen? What were you thinking?’ Or she looks for someone to blame: ‘Who was that guy? We’ll kick his ass.'”
>”Real friends take personal responsibility for their actions and this expected sense of morality is then passed on to the people around them.”
5. The Denier
>“The friend who is all about making it better and, out of her own discomfort, refuses to acknowledge that you can actually be crazy and make terrible choices: ‘You’re exaggerating. It wasn’t that bad. You rock. You’re perfect. Everyone loves you.'”
>”You should always choose friends that tell you like it is, not friends that are fake.”
6.Anything you can do, I can do better
>“The friend who confuses connection with the opportunity to one-up you: ‘That’s nothing. Listen to what happened to me one time!'”

that feel when you are an individualist anarchist and your deliberate ignoring of morality triggers both the commies, fascists, and the neoliberals

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You don't have to be 'an intellectual' to look back at your day and think "that didn't have the desired outcome, better not do it again". It's fucking instinct, even animals do that.

I can never get over how Tussauds decided that Karl Marx is just a spare Ian Holm head with a shitload of fluff glued to it.

good decisions are the result of wisdom
wisdom is the result of bad decisions

Brené Brown is functionally fucking retarded. Change my mind

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Wisdom is the result of reflecting on bad decisions instead of blaming the outcome on someone else

They are really stupid but the media tells them they are fierce and powerful. They also think highly of themselves because they control men with their pussy, and they cant control incels and mra. They can only control liberal so y boys and low iq niggers. Their main goal in life is to remove white men from power. Only so they can put white women in power.

But again, they are stupid and keep getting pwned

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So this is the power of self help gurus.

What a bitch

>if it's measurable, its probably not too important
whoah...just let your house burn down honey, who cares if the power company sends 480v into your circuit breaker instead of 240v, it's probably not too important~ :^)

PICIC?

i dont get what she is saying

at no point did what I posted have to do with blaming other people

;)

you realize she's making a thinly-veiled dick joke?

Neither does she. She got her doctorate in fucking sociology

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She cute.

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I just wanna shut her dumb mouth up!!!

All women...

...are whores!

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>irreverent
I noticed this, there was some fag on the radio bitching about the local queer council not having enough PoC on it, stupid fucker could barely string a sentence together, said 'um' or 'like' every 4 words, up pitched every sentence and said irreverent like it came up on his word a day calendar
it's funny how some words become popular with these shitheels for a few weeks because of whatevers popular on late night

Qualitative research... In other words horseshit

At least you aren’t married to her. Could always be more annoying

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Exactly. She pretty much admits it by referring to it as storytelling

what the fuck is a "data with a soul"

Its anecdotal stories that fit with your particular confirmation bias.
First your Phd then tenure because your research is so heart warming.

Something a cult leader would say

Embarrassing

Like apply this quote to the people from my 500 pound life.

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I'd love to see someone trying to apply that quote to the construction trades
>yeah, I haven't run pipe to the A/C units yet, and I haven't demo'd out the old existing lighting circuit wiring...but at the end of the day, aren't I enough?

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Lol she’s got a quote for that too

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Self help is all about commodifying the alienation capitalism creates and telling sad retards its their own fault the factories got outsourced.

If self help books actually worked they would stop selling them.

In particular the modern self help book seems to be teaching some sort of insane hyper version of ayn rand style capitalist selfishness

ONLY YOU MATTER
IGNORE EVERYONE ELSE
WHO CARES ABOUT THE POOR
ONLY YOUR EMOTIONS MATTER
YOU DO YOU
YOU ONLY YOU

>WHO CARES ABOUT THE POOR
I actually agree with this

This has been every woman’s magazine since forever

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this exchange was hilarious
is Brene Brown

Absolute cunt.

HAHAHA!!! I would kms. Unless the pussy is tight and she's always in the mood for sex, and is just a liar in her books and never gives attitude to me. Then I could live with being married to her. At least she's blonde

how come women never pay any attention to the personal lives of the women whose instructions they're following??
Hilary's husband is a serial philanderer, Oprah's been with that guy who won't marry her forever, and half this bitch's show is about how much her and her husband hate each other?
why the fuck would anyone think of these women as deserving to be listened to, or worse, as authority figures?

Well either women are collectively dumb as bricks, or it's something more (((devious)))

>Oprah's been with that guy who won't marry her forever
Steadman? That guy still exists?

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>there was some fag on the radio bitching about the local queer council not having enough PoC on it
>the local queer council
The fuck is a "queer council"? You live in a fagocracy? What places have these things?

>often overlooked
If people are allowed say it on the teeeveee it's either common knowledge to people who actually give a damn or useless information that won't affect you in any way.
Every drill sergeant on the planet has told his men you have to first be afraid to be brave. Same shit different toilet.

I am surprised he didn't do everything possible to impregnate her and lock down half that empire, if I was in his position I'd prick every condom, masturbate on every chair, inside all of her underwear. In fact her shampoo and body wash bottles would be nothing but bottles of semen after I drink nothing but pinapple juice and strawberries to give it a floral smell

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Inferiority. They don’t like Amy Schumer but they like feeling prettier than her. Not threatening I guess. They hate women who have good marriages and nice lives because it proves that it’s real and they just suck too hard to achieve it.

don't you guy realise that netflix is for girls? it's not for you why do you insist on having it and just piss yourself off?

it has trailer park boys and the british baking show

Nice trips RICH CUNT. GODDAMN RICH CUNTS.

but ... that's not the point. what if there was an abuse porn service that happened to also have Killing Eve on it (among other services that did too). Wouldn't you laugh at a woman who was in rage tears every day because she actually paid money for that to see killing eve and was banging her head against the wall online about how the world is sick because the patriarchy is shoved down her throat and they're out to trigger her etc. ?

what abuse porn service has killing eve?

male netflix

I work in a call center and apparently we're gonna have Steadman come visit and give us a business/motivation speech.

Almost tempted to ask during questions if he's ever gonna marry Oprah, but they'd probably fire me and replace me in a day.

>Killing Eve
I've heard an actual 70+ boomer guy recommend this

Imagine making excuses for the people who support this shit. There is no excuse faggot, I don't want people to make excuses for me when I'm 55.

>we're gonna have Steadman come visit and give us a business/motivation speech
That dude must not be involved with Oprah if he's doing gigs like that