Was Doug Walker ever funny?
Was Doug Walker ever funny?
no
He's funny when we laugh at him, but never with him.
Could have been, but explained or dragged out too many jokes.
so... are we doing the supervillain shuffle?
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?!
A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT CREEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIT CAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!???????
No. Explaining the plot of the film and then uttering the most obvious G-rated joke that comes to the mind of any ten year old is not considered comedy. It's not even reviewing. Rehashing the plot and then saying "I liked it" is not a fucking review.
I was watching one of his newer ones out of boredom and it's amazing how many times he just Family Guys a joke by explaining it when he's already said the punchline. It'll be along the lines of:
>great movie #1 is made on a shoestring budget, turns out great
>great movie #2 is made on a shoestring budget, turns out great
>movie to be reviewed is then shot by Douge. Instead of letting the joke sit, Douge then mugs the camera and says "c'mon, it's THIS movie, what did you expect?"
The ironic, meta, coolguy explaining of a joke to add emphasis to the punchline is funny once in a while, but he does it constantly.
A billion times this.
Why does he repeat the punchline of everyone of his jokes?
He'll make some sort of joke or observation about a movie, and then edit the movie to contain that joke. It's just the same joke twice.
You've got to at least admire how he weathered the #ChangeTheChannel imbroglio
>yell
>shoot fake gun
>yell
no his videos got increasingly cringey to watch. he's not funny and his humor doesn't translate well to skits. because they are just not fucking funny.
bloating your vids with pointless third grade tier of play writing humor sucks ass. same reason angry joe gets shit. he does these stupid fucking skits that add nothing
>MUH BISON COSTUME
>nobody will do the supervillain shuffle with you
ACCUSATION: We are not doing the supervillain shuffle!
FACT: I'm Raz al Gul and I'm here to say
Usual reminder that this faggot genuinely thinks pic related is objectively bad.
who here watched the movie he made
he looks like a guy with daddy issues.
THESE GREEN SCREEN EFFECTS COST ME 200K
I
WAS
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEN TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
god i can't believe he met christopher lloyd and made him say that
Melvin! Melvin! Brother of the Joker!
haha oh man that is such a funny line, guys we need to get together and make this a meme right now
SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
ZUUL MUTHAFUCKA
>Episode 1
where is episode 2 douge?
I put in a nintendo cartridge and the nostalgia critic bled at me
AH~ CHUCK NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS
A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT
5 second clips
>all of tvtropes came as this was posted
The pleb filter keeps working
FUCKIN BUBBLES
typical episode:
>"I'm the nostalgia critic and I remember it so you don't have to"
>15 minutes of tamara and the black guy
>5 minutes of santa christ
>"so in other words animaniacs is the smartest show ever written"
My friend used to say this all the time. Is it from one of this guy's videos?
I can't stand his forced Hollywood Animaniacs humor.
D'you guys remember when he tried to make Frying the Coke a thing?
>mfw this fat girl I went to middle school with draws NC fanart now
many of his videos
he tried to make multiple phrases he thought were absolutely hilarious into memes by telling people to make them memes
I'll never understand how he had a following. He looked gross with his yellow teeth and the quality was completely shit.
It was a different time, Douge was one of the only people doing this shit back then
Everyone posting his forced memes reminds me that those were the cringiest part of the old videos. Even then.
I feel like he was shilled hard. I remember him posting videos on youtube back in '07 and they kept getting taken down for some reason.
That was the start of Douges never ending fight against copyright law
>movie reviewer has his friends do 10 minute sketches between the review
You forgot
>Shits all over a movie for 25 mins
>"So that was movie, was it really that bad? Well... No." Proceeds to talk about insignificant reasons why it's good.
Oh my god, Evil Reviewer what are you doing here?!
Motherfucker has no claim since he posts the whole plot
*blocks your path*
Sure. Humor is something completely subjective that we all experience differently, and when we were 14, he was legitimately funny. Now he's not because we're older.
Most of us marathoned them in eggkara
You weren't there user?
>randomly check up on Linkara after years
>he's got a space ship or some shit and his review starts with a 5-minute deeply dramatic scene where he talks with the great Iron Liz about how he can't defeat some fucking bad guy
Why does he do it?
It's just a fucking show about reviewing comics, why does he have to stick it up its own ass?
"No!"
EGGKARA RETURN WHEN
All critics are failed artists
>It's just a fucking show about reviewing comics
i feel like that's too generous, he just reads them and goes "that's dumb" and "that's sexist"
>you will never make a comfortable living doing this
Reminder that Douge fans are literally autistic retards
I think out of all of Douges moments that are terrible this is the one that shows how stupid he truly is. That and the god awful anniversary movies( Kickassia,to boldly flee etc.)
what a nasty cock slut
I watched them all when i still was a fan of Channel Awesome. Over time i began to realize out of everyone there the only one i even remotely liked was Based Brad. If we are being honest we only enjoyed them cause we were dumb teens at the time and they were within the trends at the time but once we got older we moved on but most of them didnt.
Linky works for Screenwave now so I expect an AVGN crossover at some point.
This.
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This is the closest thing Douge has made to kino
no, bitch.
TIMING
remember that one?
One of the more underrated Nostalgic Man running gags
Maybe that is why the Channel Awesome screaming/angry reviewer type didnt last because everyone realized it was just a failed artist being angry at someone making better art than them. I mean the Room is better than Douge because it even in being bad is art while every one of Douges "movies" isnt The Room bad but just terrible with no sense of art.
I dont agree humor is subjective im agreeing that us being dumb teens found it funny but we grew up.
no but I would stick my penis inside the brains of the operation
damn I miss those days.
WOMAN BLACK GUY GET IN HERE
>sticking your penis inside a haunted pussy
Literally autistic people humor. This whole exaggerated expressions and voice thing and the yelling and acting like you're a real life looney tunes character, its just so autistic and embarassing
I'd be up for a marathon right now tbqh
Melvin
what will it be?
which one is the least watchable?
DEEP PLOTS
is this a punchable faces thread?
I was an admin there.
There was a lot of in-ifighting when some new fag showed up, and everyone started disagreeing with each other, and the channel died.
I'm still friends with the owner, so that's nice.
AT4W for me my dude.
I don't think I can survive ANOTHER To Boldly Flee marathon
OF COURSH!
No. You corny fuckers who like him or Spoony or whoever else are dumb. I'm a boomer and watched a bit when they were new and wasn't into it, so don't pull the "Internet videos were new at the time so we liked them for the novelty" shit.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY HMMMMMMM?
To Boldly Flee is easily the most campy, it doesn't try to be anything more than a cheesy sci-fi movie.
It's also more quotable.
AND THEN YOU FROZE!
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every single second in this compilation is wince-inducing
hey mex it's Tark, hows it been?
I think you meant Linkara's Atop The Fourth Wall movie, the best, most streamable Yea Forums movie ever!
2019, I'am forgotten
more like 2012 or so
2019 has been a poppin' year for the tang!
He's funny when the thing he decides to riff on is actually stupid and he can milk it. Like, when he went off on the toast landing butter-side down in Devil. The problem is, he fucking riffs on anything he thinks is stupid, even when it isn't. This, more times than not, creates situations where he sounds like a fucking retard instead of being funny like the bat credit card, or the entirety of the pokemon movie review.
Well do something
When he was playing wing man for his bros back in the day yeah a little
never, he's a spaz. manages to be a worse robin williams
how did traffic court go?
WERENOTDOINGTHESUPERVILLAINSHUFFLE REEEEEE
He hit some people with his car and lied to the cops about it while on camera, it’s the most content he’s put out in years. I’m thinking he’s back
this picture reminds me of the time I got ice cream all over myself and jewwario took me to his hotel room and told me to take off my clothes. He was a good friend.
Melvin was years before he wasted that 200k.
I like that his existence has become a running gag in Oneyplays.
>2 hours and 11 minutes
H O W
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I prefer Chris' linkara impressions.
"My Kickassia DVD smells like Doug!"
honestly never understood his fans. I went in with an open mind but he is way to sperg beyond me. and im not one to judge someone explain what charisma he had? it seemed to me young people who never knew the source material and him being like an obnoxious fred from nickelodeon.
In the peak of his career, He did have some funny videos. That is long gone now. It greatly doesn't help that Doug Walker is well known to be a douche unlike James Rolfe. And that is where Doug Walker fails. He just doesn't have the personality like James where you want to see more of him. When AVGN came with more big budget videos (and to a lesser extent Jontron) you could still feel the passion. You just don't with Walker's stuff.
LINKARA
Reminds me of when I was a mod on v4c back when synch was still a thing.
He's gonna get you
don't fuck with spoony, he *will* open you up, and oh the things you will see
I liked the sonic episode
he was good when internet memes were in infancy and he sorta cornered the market, along with ytmnd and the sort
he was funny in instances where he could be used as a meme. His modern content is completely fucking unbearable because the low production value back in the day was in the spirit of the early internet
That's what happens when you let your signature domain name lapse
JUST
These threads introduced me to Oneyplays, I've found some good stuff in that rabbit hole thank you
what's up with that Psychicpebbles guy? he has a funny voice
ready to stream whatever CA movie on command boyos
you know where to go
De Niro deserves it though
HE'S A MAN
PUNCH
WEARS A PURDY HAT
Wow, a stone cold badass....
I want to impregnate Tamara
everyone pays the toll, even men
HAPPENING
you've gotta pay the coal toll
Not at all, I'm sure he's a nice dude irl but his sense of humor is really fucking bad.
He seems like a middle schooler trapped in a 40 year old's body.
I think douge might be easier to watch than modern jontron
I don't understand how many things went wrong and how, but I can't watch a full minute of modern jon before I need to stop
get in here faggots
Eggkara on cytube
GET IN EGGKARA RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
another black goddess ready to be filled with my mighty white seed /pol/tards btfo
>mfw Douge thinks Red Dragon is better than Manhunter
How do people take him seriously at all?
Get on /eggkara/ we just started To Boldly Flee
Get in here!
We need to play some Sand Niggas.
cytube
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eggkara
>the most obvious satire is too silly
Literally the moment I knew he was a brainlet
>brother guns down an illegal Mexican like he's fucking Patton
>Spoony runs over some pedestrians, weakly lies and is going to jail
YEARS OF MILES
2019 IS YEAR OF THE SPOONY ONE!!!!!
Damn dude, I never see anyone talk about alkaline trio.
For a time, yes. During the first year or so of his nostalgia critic shit. Shame how him and Spoony tanked that shit.
Demo Reel was idiotic
>Not hanging out in Eggkara watching classic TGWTG cringe...
What the fuck is wrong with you Yea Forums? Get in here, you heathens!
SNEED
Remember when he and Rob reviewed Logan, and it was obvious that all the subtext and subtle details flew right over his fucking head?
We've got Jesu!
God damn, that chick with the goggles knew when to bail out and she's looking FINE!
Unlike AVGN, Doug was never funny
He reminds me of that one guy in film school who would always shout something unfunny and get no reaction except for a couple sympathetic chuckles. Or he'd occasionally get a genuine laugh and then he'd get overly excited and repeat the joke until its ran into the ground. Or he'd make friends with a few of the other retards who would be the comic relief of the class even though their humour is literally that of 2011-era 9gag,
i fucking hate film school and i hate doug walker
It's been good. I finally found a great GF, and she's absolutely perfect in every way.
She's a mormon, wholesome, anime fan.
She doesn't believe in any degenerate shit (tattoos, piercing anything but ears, leftist ideologies).
I want to marry her someday.
I hope you've been well.
BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT
How has your dad been? Are you still cooking him dinner?
I've seen at least 25 of his videos and never heard Doug say this.
Have you joined to Church of Awesome yet, user?
Doug walkers existence has created many funny things so there must be things funny about him.
Imagine the smell
She was so cute
cytu dot be/r/eggkara
faggot
>you can instantly tell who "that kid" in every school is
who owns the milk truck
i can just imagine doug begging her for a crumb of pussy
do you think he ever got it? or did that black guy get all the action
how do we save him
That's Latza's side girl.
jons new vids have been pretty kino
Doug probably felt her up during long hugs.
his skit-free reviews were funny (like Conan movies)
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His insistence on inserting a dozen skits of that fat bitch and the negro really brought it all down.
based and mommy pilled
>his brothers crazy eyes
>his wifes 10,000 pound stare
Hey Yea Forums! Get in here!
His wife would actually be somewhat attractive if she just lost the weight.
This will be studied by the most eminent and renowned cinematic scholars in the 22nd century
His Battlefield Earth and The Room reviews were fun.
I'll probably smile at his obituary?
Come on, Yea Forums!
>douge
bald
>linkara
balding
>filmbrain
balding
>james
balding
>latza
balding
>brad
bald
>spoony
full head of hair
he will rise again
...
Eggkara is back baby!
Actually summarizing the plot is a big part of reviewing. Have you seriously never read a professionally written review? Do you even know who Ebert is?
His ninja turtle music videos made me uncontrollably wheeze years ago
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Maybe I wouldn't find it funny if I watched it again so I won't, I remember this being top tier except with the unnecessary intro full of swearing. Rest of the humor is pretty good
I want to send a message to Boros. Yes, you Boros. You tried to resurrect it for years unsuccessfully. All I had to do is breathe a suggestion that I, the Reasonablist Italian Drunk would be there, and the stream is full again. How does that make you feel huh HOW does that make you feel
ps. you're never getting your money back
Did an e-celeb really name himself Boros? Like the Onepunch man villain?
No, but he appeals to a certain type of autist and they continue watching him out of habit.
he's legitimately autistic
That's his real name.
Cursed image
that's a big phone
I used to find him funny, now I only find him funny ironically.
When I was like 15 I liked him. Then I realized he sucked, now I find his videos unwatchable. It's really weird.
why don't these kinds of people know how to smile for cameras?
I think it's the same for a lot of people including me. That kind of loud screaming and flailing humor can really only appeal to kids, which makes me doubt to which point Doug has mentally matured. Honestly, most stuff I watched on Youtube or similar sites at the time is stuff I can't go back to.
BOOMER
WILL LIVE
I dont understand how anyone can miss the fact this movie is an affectionate parody? I watched it when I was like 4 and got the joke.
of COURSE he wore a fedora.
Brad Jones is easily the best thing to come out of that website.