After 9 years on Yea Forums you know what I realize?

that she was a hooah

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He didn't make sure Tank was dead

This is literally addressed in the movie. Put down your phone and try actually watching it, dumb bitch.

based unaboomer

>tfw The Sopranos is just another level of The Matrix with the Feds being their equivalent of The Agents

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For about 15 years I thought the line was "it's all bullshit" and not "ignorance is bliss"

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>that charred piece of shit
Meat was meant to be eaten bloody and raw, with the essence of the animal intact. There's a reason the OP pic looks so absolutely succulent that it makes him prefer the deception. Yours makes me crave the bland slop they call food in the "real world".

Reminder that nobody was there to pull Cypher out of the Matrix.

The AI makes a huge mistake. They didn't need to enslave humanity. 90% of humanity would unironically go into the matrix out of their own volition and never leave.

Tank did though
The sequels would have been much better if his actor wasn't replaced.

I'd serve crab legs.

Part of the reason humanity evolved the way it did is because we stopped eating meat bloody and raw and got better nutrition from it, particularly proteins that helped develop the brain.

But they're given a choice at the end. If 90% of them chose to stay in The Matrix, I'd say that did everything right.

Then he would have known what he was doing.

how did cypher have facial hair but 2 years later ralph cifaretto was cleanshaven?

The only thing cooking meat does is add calories and burn nutritional content, as well as obviously destroy microbes. The reason humans evolved the way we did was because of fat, which made our brains get larger.

For real. Give me character customization dog, I’ll go in your fucked up VR world

Newfag detected , lurk moar kido

IT WAS JUST A WHOO-AH

kek

>cooking meat adds calories
this fucking place..

t. blind, deaf nutritionist

bacon, baked to a crisp

what?

since we learnt to cook our meat the digestive system has shrink which made the brain bigger. The evolution worked this way, not just because of fat, you fat retard

Do one second of research you stupid fuck, the same exact piece of meat raw would have slightly less calories than a cooked portion.

Our fat rich diet was the only thing that separated us from what Neanderthals ate, and our brains grew much bigger than theirs because of it, it is basic fucking science. Do one goddamn Google search about if if you're so sure I'm wrong.

>tfw didn't know ralph was cipher the first time you watched the sopranos

the profit motive is indisputably destroying culture by homogenizing the public's taste towards the lowest common denominator

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you fucking retard. The only thing that allowed our brain to develop beyond that of a fucking monkey is because we started cooking the meat. Do your own research or die an idiot

Met him in real life. Guy is a prick with a massive ego

"No!"

No it isn't, if it was then you would be able to point it out, which you can't.

Details?

that all movies are shit?

He's talking about the scene where they are eating in the real world and Mouse literally says that maybe the machines got taste wrong.

Tank pulled him out because he faked being separated from the rest of the crew and asked for an exit out. Did you watch the movie?

What are you even talking about? I mean when Cypher meets with Smith to make their deal. Who put him in the Matrix, and who pulled him out? Anyone helped Cypher would know he was meeting with agents.

Ginny Sack had a 90 pound mole on her ass?

that you like dude's?

just rearched it and you are still wrong

I saw Joe Pantoliano at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I actually know the original tank and he said he asked for more money and asked Keanu to put in a good word for him. They never even called him after that.

I like how it's going so far
I'm ok with the way things are

>After 9 years on Yea Forums you know what I realize?
that OP has been the faggot all along after all?

Kino

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>After 9 years on Yea Forums you know what I realize?
that cunny is life

based

>Do one goddamn Google search
pleb

this

He killed his two black friends who liked him a lot.

you had to ask, didn't you?

I believe that a hatian nigga woman that was into voodoo shit made up the concept of skynet and the matrix
it's why the first matrix is good because the sequels didnt build off of her ideas

I don't believe a single thing those 2 faggots say or do, with money and hollywood backing them they can say they made it up with infinite amount of hush money

go eat poopoo if you're so into nutrition

>black
>friends
He did nothing wrong

Yea Forums was actually good before the 2016 storm who broke definitely Yea Forums.

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Cypher doesn't know what steak tastes like either dumbass. The machines probably just monitored brain waves to view pleasure centers and made it taste good.