/lig/ Love island general

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these uber-eats ads are getting old

c'est la vie!

Got smashed 7-1 in five side lads

What worries me is that I'm two years away from being Tommeh's age, and I really don't stack up.

Callum... I’m already a cuck.

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lads lads lads

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I'm 30 lmao

Anton will win

Joe is a wet mop

Okay that new bird is fucking PENG lads wow

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is lucie the fittest in love island history?

Lucie seething

TEA AUDIT BOIS

POST EM

get in

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Punished Lucie

FUCKIN BUTTAZ YAT

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>Anton kissed tommy before lucie did

first proper bum of all the birds yet

Rahhhhhhh

what is this dubstep song?

this is the first ep im watching, should i catch up?

Can’t wait for the Lucie salt once she realises the boys aren’t fighting over her anymore

>wearing a full face of makeup in the hot tub
Bitch you about to melt

georgie was my pick, but lucie gets it

Joe should now drop Lucie and go after Amber

Had Chinese didn't I

lmao @ tommy's surprise she' 20

wtf

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out of Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Molly has an alien shaped head

>.ie
lad

Joe doesnt have the minerals for that

Tommy just kissed a lad

Thoughts /box/?

I N F L U E N C E R

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its all going to go to tommys head and he will try go from girl to girl and then everyone will turn on him

Tommy has shite chat

head like a spade

Cheeky cheeky. I hope you had some crispy beef my lad. Can’t go wrong with that and some Singapore chow mein.

this date is cringe af

Turned me on a little bit x

all you gotta know is joe is butthurt that tommy stole lucie from him

anna is a dog

didn't have tea cos OMAD innit but had burger and loads of sausage

LUCIE CHEBS ALERT

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Just watch the highlights tomorrow

>Extra 20 minutes on ITV
Joe is gonna burn the house down ain’t he

>I do instagram

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Should i watch wwe saudi supershowdown with my Yea Forumsies or love island?

Curtis is seething, he wants to be in the hot tub with Tommy

In your own time. Just enjoy the ride for now.

what the fuck is an influencer, I get its to do with instagram, who pays the wages?

Hazard just left I'm devastated

'Molly Mae' has an alien head. Lucie looks so much better

>french, irish, english

doesnt count when youre a literal traveller

I don't think lucie is that attractive to be honest.

64th for It is what it is partner

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CHEBS AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lucie put em away luv fakin ell

cameraman knows exactly what to do truly /ourguy/

Holy peng

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Cheers, son's crying

This lass is dipsy, I love it

Marketers who pay her to advertise their shit.

love island has better booking and no flippy shit

old saudi arabs in oil money who shit on their shits on their private yachts

fag

Molly Mae has high IQ phenotype

Tommeh sees that

Sponsor for companies

Anna remains the only fuckable one (in the body). Also I hope you lot have clocked onto how much of a fag Anton is

Amy that vile hag sweating a bit now

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Aw man Tommy’s got me all fuzzy with getting Curtis in there. What a bro.

just come out

Amber is 10x nicer

Who's the Roman Reigns of Love Island?

legitimately cringing at this minger

Does Sherif going for the plump white girl support the assertion that black guys like larger white women?

CALLUM SPOTTED

>he sold out lucie

Curtis is a good lad bless him

cor blimey

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DEF GAY

She looks nothing like her insta

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Anton is such a Milhouse.

She's fiyya

Chadam

Curtis is the only lad I can imagine taking home to meet the parents tbqh

Curtis shouldve just went, wtf why did he tell her

mans moving like hes her boyfriend

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IT

WHO /CALLUM/ HERE

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Whatever will be will be
We're going to Wemberly
Que sera sera

Curtis is gonna get cheated on 100%

‘Hahahaha I’m not even bothered like that he’s going to see some cunt in a hot tub like do I look like I care haha fucking hell stop haha’

oi u cunt get in the hot tub

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Who?

femoid or queer?

Lmao beta orbiter anton is gonna be buzzing around Molly like a mosquito round Dracula’s chops

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He didn't really go for her tho. He went for Amber and then she ditched him for one of the other lads.

no one, he's a boring cunt

>callum gets about 5 seconds of screentime per episode

What did they mean by this

Amber and anna are the only very attractive girls and even they aren't my type would honestly go for the black girl after them cause at least she seems kind of interesting to try and get to know

You now remember Yewande

he's gonna fill Yewande like coal did Aberfan

Chicken Tikka Masala
Pilau Rice
4 peshwari naans

legit female. don't @ me, I just like to blend in here with my boys.

user CURTIS ALWAYS SCORES WHEN YOURE NOT IN THE ROOM

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CALLUM CHADS LOGGING ON

>i-im really there! im at Wembley!
no you arent you fucking cunt

this cast is really unremarkable...

2 years ago was kino

>Anna is an attractive girl

She’s a fucking woofer lmao

mascapone and bacon pasta

>Anna
>”very attractive”

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B A S E D CALCHADS

what did i miss lads?

4 naans?

What's wrong with Callum, why do the women despise him so?

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Season 3 was my all time favorite too

Based

>not picking emma from S2

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Fuck me mun that still cuts raw we’ll have none of that shit here boyo

the black girl is marriage material.

of course he isn’t he’s a city fan

amy that mr potato head washed up slag you're 26 jog on yea

just a bit boring I guess

shes white so any retard thinks shes good

Amber is the pengest, lucie is pretty sure

Do the guys ever argue on this show, would love to see Tommy mog them in a hostile situation

He's a boomer in a zoomer world

All of this drama is his doing

fuck off back to twitter

Anna is white? Thought she was middle eastern or something

FUCK ME HE IS SO GAY HOW THE FUCK

ellie last year

callum would destroy him with his retard welsh joskin strength

Tommy is legitimately retarded
It will probably only go as far as a verbal argument but the pikey cunt might just flip

>ruining your future kids

Anyone else watching the women's football at the same time?

coming out arc when

its all an act to lull the women into opening up

Is she the one who necked herself

CAMP CURTIS

a closet unopened

Joe is much cuter

user

based love island posters

fuck i keep getting them confused, whos curtis' bird? that the boring white slag

Anna is a bimbo

ABIT DIFFERENT TO MOST LADS
YEH WE CAN TELL

posh and camp not gay

>user we tried making a joke out of it and you havent taken a single hint, fuck off youre making everyone uncomfortable okay?
wat do?

this guy is legit cringe
>le i was born in the wrong generation
>i'm not like other lads

those hot tub mics are just unprofessional

This

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Exactly

Gypsys dont understand arguing, they only respond to hostility with violence. Imagine Tommy goes full retard and just starts boxing the head off everyone

Top kek

>not gay

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>Anna
her nudes leaked yet?

MOMMY MILKY CREAM

Tommy is a gyppo so he might kick off

Her jawline is like Quagmire

Curtis is based I'm afraid to say

This show is guaranteed to cause mental illness. I don't even watch it yet feel inadequate due to it.

camp curtis is based amy is a loser and will stick with him he knows the public think he’s based easy 25k

>How to win friends and influence people

based

his body language is unmistakeably gay

have you not met posh/camp lads before

Absolute gutter opinion

Tommy stirring shit, is he 180IQ?

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SEETHING

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Twink BTFO

JOE
NOT LIKE THIS

Need a boom boy in there

SOOOOO FUCKIN GAY

please post ur feet and butthole

Curtis is a dandy, not gay

>king kong
THAT'S FUCKING RACIST BRO

Top wew

Lucie seething

You're doing a shit job love

Luce and Tommeh

Didn't she say she was Persian?

NOT LIKE THIS JOE
NOT LIKE THIS

he's a complete BUM and his record is beyond laughable

boxrec.com/en/boxer/854141

>best win against a guy with 102 losses

>lucie will never look at you like that
JUST

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Lucie is Fit!

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Based Curtis making hags seethe

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>hasn't seen the weight gain

>lucie

GIB

ME

MILKIES

NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Joe is gone

>im breathing, I can't really breathe

Holy shit is this season with Joe actually The Joker true Origin story?

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Fucking lol Curtis playing a dangerous game with them jokes

Shes seething LOL

>we’re breaking up
BASED Curtis

have mate as well as those tragic implants

>when he sticks it up yer

There is nothing this year as funny

I would really feel sorry for joe if he wasn't a pysco.

based curtis

Curtis and amber is the banter couple that the villa deserves

>tfw the girls pick the tall chubby guy over roided up short guys

manlets btfo

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thats a chad move mate

Can't decide if curtis is based or a bender lads

nothing less attractive than jealousy like that

curtis is such a g

pics pls

Holy fuck she looks better with her hair down.

>implants

Yikes what a waste

Imagine Tommy but with Curtis personality

Based straight bender.

Amy is mental, total psycho

so not tommy?

Hate all these essex accents

Im MOLLEH MAE

Turtis?

Don’t rate Molly’s face desu

despise amy

Good egg confirmed

unstoppable la

I just said that dumb fuck

I just remembered Laura from last year and how she was 35 and had a baby.

Curtis laying it out for them to play it out the puppet master

Why do all the girls keep calling Tommy CUTE?

Isn't he the opposite? it's like they're friendzoning him all the time wtf

she had a baby now or then????

Does this prove karma exists? Lucy is absolutely seething.

GAY GUY KEEPS BLOWING SMOKE UP TOMMYS ASS KEK

"SHES MIKES TYPE ASWELL"

BASICALLY CHALLENGING HIM

Curtic Tommy Sherif broship

24 is fine m8.

26 soon 27 and i have wasted my youth on the internet.

Tommy is proper thick like, has to be sub 80iq right?

mudshark radar activated

then

you now remember Yewande and Callum exist

hes a gypsey boxer, must be

Curtis the Varys of Love Island. Gonna keep up this fake front and inside is a cunt ready to fuck shit up.

Is Love Island for Deanos or Chavs?

Predictions lads

>Lucie picks Tommy to cuck new girl
>Amber picks Joe
>Callum goes home and they forget to edit him leaving into the show

long con to get Lucie

Why is lucie not going in the bed?

shareef is the real psycho to watch out for
joe the posh shit won't do shit but sharif is from south london

Curtis is the best sociopath

reckon hes one of those wrong uns that likes minions unironically

utterly grim

Whare is that black chick?

And Richard

Deanos, chavs are almost extinct now

This show is hilarious, do the ugly fucks who partner up with other uglies get weeded out as the show goes on?

Amber has got so much darker

We live in a joeciety

it's peak deano viewing

WHO?

twats

Deanos

Either shareef or anton gets dumped by the end of the night
and i'm thinking it's shareef since amy isn't into him

Nah Tommy is the game changer, no guys will get aggressive this season cause they know Tommy will KO anyone who gets hostile

chavs are just deanos that sell gear these days

no whitening cream on the island

defo not chav, and like the other poster said they barely even exist anymore

I thought Deano was an evolved form of Chav or are they two distinct different types of species but belong in the same taxonomy?

I wouldn’t go on this show because of my name

Producers probably insist they keep pushing him

Peak Deano

youtube.com/watch?v=ywCnfHeQ3cs

i thought brits didnt have commercials

hes a BUM

kek

Deanos are more attractive, better built etc but are still from council estates

latter

Tommy is not 6’1, that’s his boxing height. Closer to 5’11 in reality

That's the BBC, ITV is privately owned.

>new girl get's first pick and picks Tommy
>Molly takes Michael
>Lucie takes Joe
>Amber picks Anton on friendship
>Cal goes home

felt bad for Punished Joe but really want Punished Lucie does that mean I am misogynistic?

no chavs are by definition poor and from a rough area deanos are either new money or middle class usually occupy new builds in market towns or studio apartments in big cities

She hasn't had a baby though?

That could knock you and everyone in thst house out at the same time.

Chavs are the evolutionary dead end compared to the Deano which is constantly adapting to its environment

So like an Alpha and Beta thing with the Chavs being obviously the Beta. I could never quite tell giving that they both consume the same trashy media.

Big up to Mr Darcy btw

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SUCH A LUST FOR MOLLY MAE

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh okay, thanks

and thank god this is not made by BBC

that's only on the BBC which is publicly funded
ITV is a private commercial network

I know it's fine m8. I feel young and I look young bc baby face, but just looking at these 20 year olds makes me feel old

False, Deamos are from council estates as well

next to 6’3 curtis

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as long as she stays on the show I'm happy

Absolutely BASED destruction of teddy bear

Molly is so peng

>294 posts
Fuck off mate. Come back when it’s 450.

no wrong chavs are more violent prone to crime usually carry a knife always in a trackie or north face deanos are more cheesy skinny jeans muscle fit t

Low IQ: it is what it is
Medium IQ: Cest la vie
High IQ: times move in error fornever
Giga IQ : it is what it is

Does Molly have a fucking stache?

Absolute STATE of /lig/ this year that no one has psoted the deano copypastas yet

>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

Homo Deanos

deanos are basically a slightly more well off version of chavs, enough so that they're seperate but similar species

wrong

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...

I thought Deano was from the same class as Chav just that Deano liked to give others the illusion he was middle class?

Make a new thread before i piss meself

>gypsy boxers
>knockout artists

he wouldn't touch me with my footwork and head movement, I'd keep jab him to bits and punish him with short shots on the inside if he ever tried to rush in

He's a BUM and I'd rip him to shreds

>tatoo

lucy is cancelled

Basically Deanos are the grown up popular kids in the UK. The chavs are the grown up "hard lads" and trouble makers in school etc. Deanos were looked up to by the chavs and they rarely fought, Deanos played more sports and were genuinely bigger and stronger. And deanos matured after school, still from poor stock but getting jobs as builders etc so they can afford to dress well etc. While chavs continue on to be council scum, drug dealers etc

Alright I meant Michael not fucking Richard

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>of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first
Out of date, needs updated

Molly Mae looks so different from her insta. About 30 lbs heavier

Lucie is soo fit

>that one piece suit on Lucie

P E N G

Fucking missed this. Also quads of truth.

Molly mae is disgusting.
Antons voice is the exact same as snooker commentator Alan mcmanus which is pretty funny

disguting is a bonus for a slag

WE'RE GETTING SOME SOLID CALLUM CONTENT, MY FELLOW CALLUM CHADS

Fucking hate girls that freak and run away from insects

Peircebroson.jpg

Do people actually eat an evening meal at 5.30/6 and call it dinner rather than tea?

...

Fuck off retard too early

whos this guy?

wish i was a deano, sounds comfy

T H E
A R C H I T E C T

Amys tits look like Mr garrisons don't they

>oh my gawd

Um lads, why are bookies slashing odds on Paul Joseph Watson to win love island?

Pretty fake but pretty good

the same as him leaving his room

Soneone else make a new thread later, I refuse to post in that faggot who just made a new thread early and split everyone up

>Friday night soon boyzzzzz
>Leaving work at 5, meant to be there til half past but fuck that for a laugh, I've got beers to bosh and birds to bash. Probably stop by Buzz Cutz to get a fresh trim for the night, £18 but you get a free Peroni and they've got a PS3 with Fifa so it's well worth it! Home by 6:30, pepperoni pizza straight in the oven then jump in the shower. Lynx Black smells amazing, slags fucking love it. Focus on the cock and balls, just in case eh boys!
>Smithy is getting here at 7, he'll have to let himself in while I iron my shirt. Need a woman for this tedious shit. Should never have shagged that Brummy bird in Maga, if I resisted Louise would still be here but never mind that, tonight's about the boys and the banter. Got a quarter of a bottle of Jack Daniels left so me and smithy will knock that back over a quick game of rocket league, fucking love car football me.
>Then to the local to meet Bazza and Nick, smash a few Carlsbergs (£2.40/pint, can't go wrong!) with the lads and book an Uber. Smithy wants to get the bus cos he's skint but I'm not sitting with the scum on public transport. Always seem to get Ahmed as our driver, I swear down he's a terrorist but he has an aux cable so we can get some bangers on for the journey and get proper in the mood.
>Jump out on Main Street and straight into the Lloyds for 2 for £12 pitchers. Just get two each, fucking mental but we can all handle our drink so we'll be fine. Woo woo and a mojito for me, fucking love that mint shit, gets me buzzed
>Out to the smoking area for a few cheeky Lamberts. It's always full of absolute worldies out there too, and if she can suck on a fag she can suck on a dick am I right haha??
>Then to Slug and Lettuce for a few cocktails. Love that posh shit me. Probably a long island iced tea, maybe an Amstel to wash it down. Expensive but I've made good commission this month and Pete, the big boss, said I'm gonna get promoted if I carry on like this so we're celebrating

i stand with you

anyone else feel like rocketleague is out of place? too mainstream for my boy deano, he'd be on fifa

All the right ingredients but you've tried a bit too hard

Deanos dont play rocket league

i cant take credit for it mate. its decent but the best is the one where he sends a dickpic to the 19 year old but cant find it

And my axe

This episode has been trash.