ITT: Fuck you, I liked it
that's embarrassing
Go shill your childrens movies elsewhere Disney
What are you, a teenage girl
Sure you did disneyshill
these threads are so cringe even when they aren't bait. it's really sad to see people pretend to not care about other's opinions and seeking validation at the same time
have sex
why are you seething
have sex you disneycel
good for you, for having shit taste
learn to sage you retard
I SAW THIS IN IMAX 3D AND THE CGI SEQUENCES WEREN'T BAD
BUT NU-JASMINE IS NOW A JOKE OF A CURRENT YEAR CHARACTER
COVERED HER MIDRIFF WITH SJW BURKA AND MADE HER HAIR SHORT
CAPTAIN MARVEL TREATMENT, UNFEMININE SEXLESS PSEUDO-MALE
THEN MADE IT #HERTURN AND NOW SHE WANTS TO RULE THE KINGDOM HERSELF #YAAAS
FAAAAKOFF
NAOMI SCOTT STILL LOOKED GOOD THOUGH
Same here dude
Fuck Disney
Literally the worst film I have ever seen. I've never been so enraged while watching a movie. Fuck this movie and everyone that had anything to do with it. Die OP.
Lol they changed the scene where the merchant wanted to cut her hand off for stealing. What a joke.
They totally ruined Jafar in this. Now I'm worried about Scar in the next film.
>next film
>$180 million budget
>unknown marketing costs
>hasn't crossed $500 million after two weeks
I'd say it's nice to see people wising up to this shit, but I know that the 3D Lion King will make a shit ton of money, nullifying any hope that Disney will slow down with this dumb shit
it was fun. jasmine’s singing voice was grating and a little over the top. the new songs were boring and the added plot about a few woman becoming sultan came off forced, but at least it didn’t hijack too much of the movie. fun lil movie
You do realise you can just not watch the movie, right? You have no obligations to see a thing that you don't like the look of
Alladin is the most aggressively terrible movie I've ever seen. Every decision was made to make the movie as bad as possible.
I want to fuck Jasmine.
qt milf at work said I look like Aladdin today
lewd
>actually giving money to disney for these soulless remakes
Stop watching these and encouraging them to make more.
Are you offering?
Fuck off, pajeet
good thread
With how bad everyone else is in the movie, Will Smith is actually the best part of it.
because you have a shit opinion and im gonna call you out on it
>can shapeshift into anything at all
>chooses to be a nigger
What did he mean by this?
i wish naomi would take a big shit on my chest and call me her "human shithole"
Why are you so racist?
I wouldve gone and seen this movie so many times if they had kept the belly outfit
Disney didn't want to present stealing as something morally bad. (which it isn't, at least not from a secular point of view. It is a religious belief that it is)
>i wish naomi would take a big shit on my chest and call me her "human shithole"
Idk how flexible the agency that she is with, could get ... but you could always give them call, user.
pretty much. still pretty annoying. they traded pop culture references for a lot of 4th wall jokes and awkward 'comedy'. pretty grading.
Would you rather have him turned into a white and still be servant to a mutt?
just from 2019:
Alita
Detective Pikachu
Shazam
Godzilla
haf sechs
Hulk (2003)
All of M Night Shyamalan (Yes, that includes After Earth and The Last Airbender)
Snyder capekino