Can you make it through a whole movie without checking your phone?

I don’t have a smartphone, only a kino flip phone exclusively for work. Fuck niggers and fuck smartphones.
Based.

The only way I dont play on my phone during a movie is if I fall asleep.

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how do I know those are asians

I can. I don't have Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat/Twitter. Only time I pull it out is during credits to see if I should stay.

>Don't have a smartphone
>Can't read or send emails on the go
>Can't be in coworkers group chats
>Coworkers and bosses can't text you

How to spot a NEET.

I go days without checking my phone. It's out of battery most of the time.

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he didnt fly so good!

black silky hair. superior.

I mostly only check my phone to play some gacha game but i avoid the phone completely when watching movies.

No. I always see some chick that I just have to know what her tits and feet look like. I'm not checking it for phone reasons though, if I watch one at my computer I use that to google tits and feet.

youd have to surgically remove my nose from that anus

imagine being so fucking pathetic that you actually join coworker group chats to talk to those fucks outside of work

>kino
Kill yourself.

black hair is fucking gross

I didn't know people did this until I was watching Alien with my friend and he had to check it every 15 minutes. Extremely obnoxious tbqh

Yes, and FUCK anyone who opens their nigger phone on max brightnes with their nigger bright apps(iNiggers are just now getting dark mode). Also in my experience its been exclusevely women, not one man.

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I don't have a phone

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No be Use literally every flick these days is absolute garbage.

Well, the thing about it is

I've never owned a smartphone, or any kind of personal cell phone so yes.

where do you think you are?

If you aren't constantly checking your phone to text people who want to fuck you then you're probably an incel. You can always rewatch a movie but you can't ever rewatch a chance to get laid.

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No, I'm constantly grinding gatchas in the movie

this restaurant is offering free meals if you let them lock your phone up all meal

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>implying I'm looking at their asses

how big does your dink have to be to fuck them in that position?

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100% sure you are an incel. Replying to a girls text immediately is what incels like you do. It reeks of desperation.

jesus womans are totally addicted to that portable emotional support.

I watched Train To Busan without once pausing it or going on my phone. That was the last really good movie I watched.

not that big, I fuck in prone bone a lot and I'm only 6.5-7

>Blizzard hates him

I only use my phone for shitposting at work and the GPS.

>tits and feet
absolutely fucking based my man, absolutely fucking based

*tap*
*tap*

Probably not to big. I'm only 7.5" and I've never had a problem.

>I'm only 6.5-7
so in reality you are 4 inches

Based & checked!

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>Wanting to fuck somebody who doesn't respect movie time

Why would he lie on a anonymous board?

You can be average and fuck like that, I've done it a few times myself. I'm just over 7" and never had any difficulty.

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from my experience, 8' is plenty

Always wait half an hour before sending the first reply, then about ten or so instant exchanges to make them think you're interested (if plans are being made it will happen at this phase), then you ghost them until the next day. This is the sexiest way to text people because it drives them nuts thinking you're busy doing something cool even if you're just posting on Yea Forums.

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>incel tripfag tries to LARP as a Chad

For your future LARPs; Chad doesn't give a fuck about texting his thot orbiters back in a timely manner.

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Never had a problem with my lil' 10 incher

What's there to check?

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impossible

You can still have a phone for the convenience, I rarely use mine but when I'm out it's nice to have just in case.

>t. baby dicks

>Train To Busan
>good movie
I have really bad news for you, user.

>tell Yea Forums that I started watching a movie
>check mid-movie if anybody replied
>thread is archived

BRAAAAAAPPPPP

I am only 14" and I have never had an issue

that feel