let me tell you something joe rogan back in 1982 I picked up this whore working the corner by joey's pawn shop in harlem across the pet store that sold parrots. I took her back to my place dawg and ate that monkey for hours. after I busted in this bitch I killed her joe rogan with a meat cleaver. I must've swung that stainless steal cleaver at this bitch over 50 times joe rogan before she stopped struggling. afterwards I called my crazy puerto rican freind tommy and we cut this whore to pieces and put her in trashbags and dumped her in the long island sound I remember we were playing billie jean on the way there cuz thriller just came out. I never told you this rogan? dawg the 80s were crazy
Let me tell you something joe rogan back in 1982 I picked up this whore working the corner by joey's pawn shop in...
Jacob Campbell
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Ryder White
Jackson King
Why does Joe Rogan think he's so funny?
Bentley Flores
cuz he is
Joshua Robinson
Joe let me tell you sumthing, you ever gotten a boof pack off two niggas and still fucking smoked that shit anyway? I had to let the dog out cause I kept going up and down and I was afraid I would wake my wife. You don't know how good it is when you take two steps out and light that first Marlboro light of the day. In 1973, It was fucking crazy.
Evan Cook
>did you say monkey?
Benjamin Baker
based
Gavin White
>lmao dawg farts
>lmao dawg coke
>lmao dawg pussy
zzzzzzzz
James Jackson
audible kek
Jason Nelson
what do you find funny?
Juan Lee
comedians whose material i can't easily sum up in a shitpost.
Carson Perez
JOE ROGAN JOE ROGAN I SHAT MYSELF ON A BUS AND THE CHEERLEADERS ALL VOMITED JOE ROGAN I DO COKE JOE ROGAN DID YOU KNOW THAT? I DO COKE ONE OF MY MANY MANY STEP DADS COULD PROBABLY BEAT YOU UP WHILE THE COPS WATCHED JOE ROGAN I'M 25% BLACK I'M 25% BLACK I'M 25% BLACK JOE ROGAN
Ethan Myers
Joe has sustained a ton of head trauma. Also having that heavy breathing unfunny pile of lying shit hanging around makes him look and seem hilarious. Joes standup is awful but I’m sure Diaz makes him seem like Pryor.
Kek
Jordan Lopez
You can dumb down anything to a shitpost, retard.
Connor Robinson
incel sebastian from the little mermaid
Gabriel Morales
But it's sometimes not valid.
Bad comedians like Diaz, bank on gimmicks.
Good comedians like (old) chapelle, don't need gimmicks.
Charles Cox
Sebastian wasn't an incel. He was a crab. Crabs get loads of pussy.
Henry Harris
he stared into the rmbk core a bit too long
Landon Brooks
>white guy voice that's just Dave speaking slightly slower
Benjamin Cruz
Not the majority of his standup or Chapelle's Show, no.
Kevin Lee
He has to make it seem like he thinks his shit humor is funny to appease his redditor onions audience.
Your guy is paid off by Jews and isn't funny either. Literally the show of reddit. A neutral or supportive cuck towards the cunts and libs he brings on but always scared too death to go "too far" with important shit with smarter people.
Charles Howard
>Your guy is paid off by Jews
Why the fuck do schizos on this board think everything is a Jewish psy op?
Brandon Taylor
Dilate
Anthony Morales
>Eddy starts talking about FISA abuse
>Joe suddenly cuts the stream and they're talking about MMA for the rest of the show
Really makes you think
Oliver Flores
back to your /alita/ general on /trash/
Wyatt Peterson
>Joey jokes about how Eddie was saying Joe worked for the CIA
>he freaks out
>Joey changes the subject right away realizing what's done
Tyler Collins
>Yea bro there's an elaborate jewish conspiracy behind a podcast created by the former fear factor host
pleadin with ya to have sex
Ryder Jones
Exactly, Joe always cuts away from the real shit if anything really goes against something he's afraid to alienate his reddit audience. Always. Breaks out into such fake laughter too. I've seen him get all nervous when some guy with common sense or someone who's not left wing says shit like that and he goes into "switchbtopic or make him seem crazy" mode. Yet gives all the leeway and patience with libs and sometimes, literal socialists.
Jacob Wilson
youtube.com
"Joe rogan on being confronted by the Illuminati 2018" YT-Channel: "BEFORE ITS TOO LATE"
It's a 10 minute long video of various guests calling him out about being a spook and him backtracking about conspiracy theories.
Literally him dodging and running from conversation on those things yet never does that with the libs or commies he brings on. I recommend watching.
Leo Morris
Yeah I saw that one too. Apparently they tried to say later "Oh haha we just mess with Joe sometimes that's all haha".
Julian Robinson
I honestly just think Joe saw what Sandy Hook did to Alex and decided he's too old / complacent with his family and money to be in the same position.
Nicholas Price
Thomas Barnes
context?
regardless, it's pretty odd for someone like Eddy to even joke about that shit.
Sebastian Bell
youtu.be
5 minutes is all of it basically. Even the comments with normally redditors can tell Joe's facial expression and worry is sketchy af and the way it gets awkward after. Don't trust glowies.
Aaron Hall
Yeah, maybe with Joe's recognition and popularity, if he ever did question shit on show or out stuff, they'd blackmail him with his family or some shit. Idk if that's the game they play but I wouldn't be surprised.
Brandon Miller
>3.6
>not great
>not terrible
Thomas Foster
kek