ITT: protagonists who canonically have small penises
ITT: protagonists who canonically have small penises
Isaac Long
Josiah Cruz
Terence Howard
Xavier James
OP
Tyler Thompson
Gonna go with OP
Jordan Parker
samurai cop
Parker Brooks
usually people only have one penis
Christian Richardson
imagine having only one penis, lmao
Samuel Collins
You just know it's not small
Samuel Cruz
based reptoid
Hunter Hernandez
Isn't he only like 13 and barely pubescent?
Eli Garcia
a person has one penis but people have penises
Jason Hill
this
Ian Bennett
Luke Skywalker.
Connor Barnes
Did you just assume my taxonomic rank?
Mason Jenkins
Logan Walker
the children he pays to sleep with must get destroyed.
Justin Cook
Adrian Lewis
yeah but lol his pp small
Ryan Nguyen
He’s fifteen but yeah
Eli Rogers
his big dick energy was so strong all women were naturally afraid of it and avoided him. the curse of the big peen. drove him insane.
Ayden Brooks
Me
Sebastian Walker
>fight or flight response triggered due to unexpected penguin
Fuck off, he’s not aroused so it doesn’t count. My dick is 3” flaccid but grows to 8” when hard. Having a grower is an evolutionary benefit that keeps it safe when not in use.
Logan Adams
Luke Skywalker does NOT have a small penis.
Hunter Cooper
Carson Green
>small penis
>doesn't hurt as much because I'll never use it anyways
Hahah
John Nguyen
Why the fuck does all modern anime make the males look like they're 26 despite being 15. Shinji actually looks his age.
Luis Gutierrez
>small penis
>use it a few times a week on my wife
Hahahaha
Xavier Wright
Misato is the best character in the history of fiction.
Parker Nguyen
Uwotm8?
In most anime the guys look younger than they are.
Owen Watson
it's probably average but buried in it's length of his fat upper pelvic area.
Matthew Lopez
>"I've seen your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?“
>”Someone taller.”
Thomas Roberts
>sustains fatal gunshot wounds
>uses her sex appeal to save mankind
>dies heroically
She’s so perfect
Hudson Jackson
>16 years old
Leo Gonzalez
>Modern
Kayden Harris
Bentley Turner
The table is blocking the view his dick could be hanging down to his knee
Elijah Gonzalez
there's no way a skinny 14 year old japanese boy has a dick hanging down to his knee
Caleb Roberts
>joestar genes
theres your answer
Asher Jackson
How do you know? You have experience with a lot of 14 year old japanese boys?
Jason Green
no its not look at the cast of black clover theyre all under 30 and near 20
Isaiah Wilson
Realistically what’s considered small?
>6 inches here
Robert Adams
user...
Ethan Thomas
It's relative to body size. 6 is pretty average if you're sub 5'10''. Above that and it's small.
Charles Price
>protagonist
Jose Hall
Hopefully it’s not 6” when flaccid or a hungry penguin might bite it off if you ever find yourself in Misato’s bathtub.
Eli Harris
>tfw 6'1"
>tfw barely 6" bonepressed
The dream was over before it even began.
Jeremiah Hernandez
>Why the fuck does all modern anime make the males look like they're 26 despite being 15
Modern anime is marketed towards Japanese males whose lives completely end after high school graduation. This is why so much anime revolves around high schools (the last time in the viewers' lives when they could socialize "freely") and why the theme of "high schooler who breaks away from stagnating society" is so prevalent.
Dominic Hughes
>implying anyone on earth has a social life after high school
Brody Reyes
I thought he was under 14. Aren't the potential Eva pilots all kids born after the Second Impact, and wasn't that 14 years prior to the story of the show?
Nicholas Howard
>anti-heros aren't protagonists
James King
Ha you haven't?
Anthony Powell
>protagonist
Cooper Sanders
>5' 7''
>roughly 8 inches
>dying a virgin anyway