What would Star Wars be like if it had debuted in 2017 instead of 1977?

What would Star Wars be like if it had debuted in 2017 instead of 1977?

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The Luke/Vader twist would be panned instead of praised. Aside from the shock factor, it is really terrible. There is barely anything in the first movie that suggests this (and they have to retcon what Obi-Wan said to be a “certain point of view” because otherwise he was a massive liar).

The same, but /pol/ would hate it.

>it's everything
>it gives me life
>and that's ok

Any other retarded, overused, cringy phrases used by shitty, biased, SJW "news" outlets these days?

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>we cant even

>Epic Clapback
>And It's Everything
W*men piss me off

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>and it’s based and redpilled
>and it’s cringe

i would drag my nuts through 2 miles of broken glass on a desert highway just to sniff her armpits.

It would be nothing like it was before. I hate this stupid kind of question. THEY MADE MOVIES DIFFERENTLY BACK THEN, YOU MORON!

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Every scene would have awful lighting so everything looks like it was shot in the mall
More jokes
Movie would start with that stupid Luke hanging with his pals
Leia wouldn't need rescuing
Han would be black
Post credit scene would be Vader crawling out of his wreckage
Aliens would be boring and uninspired
Soundtrack would Be gay and awful
Direction would be incredibly flat so as to make subtitles easier to apply

Those are purely postironic and shitposty though.

>take a pic of giant boobs
>ignoring the beautiful big booty in the background
A white "man" took this pic

I like both.

You're probably right.

so are clickbait articles

do you honestly think the people who write this shit actually believe it? They just copy/paste some bullshit they read on twitter.

>compare this with star trek
>pin point little flaws
>worst CGI in generating
>got ignored easily
so many things...

>her

>W*men piss me off
That was written by a droid though

loser

>Leia rebukes Luke's attempt to rescue her
>2017 /pol/ incels declare the movie to be "SJW trash"

Yea Forums would hate it.

>Epic Clapback

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Leia frees herself and defeats Vader in the first movie. Luke stays the same except he doesn't blow up the death star ( it gets blown out after Leia force pushes him into the core)

Pushes him I meant vader, fuck

what the actual fuck does that title even mean? reads like gibberish spat out by a robot

>reads like gibberish spat out by a robot
Well that makes sense

marketing research shows using certain keywords will get you clicks.

The pacing would be worse, the dialogue would still be stilted and unnatural but in a different way and the ending would be less satisfying.

Why are you even asking? We literally had Force Awakens a few years ago. It's be pretty much that.

Lando would be black and Leia would be a woman. C3PO would be gay.
Forced diversity everywhere!

FINNA DEADASS EPIC CLAPBACK FOLKS
THIS, SO MUCH THIS

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