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We have counted days of /RBMK/ left
>[I understand]
>[Remain ignorant]
So the roof that Sitnikov would have walked out onto was on the far left of this shot?
Top left, under the chimney and just below that is where the biorobots had to shovel graphite
Reactor building number 3, remember the other three nuclear reactors on site were still active at the time and for years afterward.
The real Dyatlov was pretty good looking.
nice
has anyone read this? I'm looking for a book that gets into what happened a little more
assuming they had to clean that as well. wasnt he the one whose "face is gone"?
That's a table slapper
Post core-chans
this is true
i dont understand why normies love dogs so much
I can't help but see parallels between NERV and Legasov's and Shcherbina's attempts to beat the reactor
>I need all liquid Nitrogen in USSR!
>I need all energy in Japan!
This music describes what I'm talking about well, I guess:
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except NERV was fighting aliens you moran lamoa
this thread series is surviving off autism and autism alone.
the again, same could be said for this entire god damn website
hi, do you guys have friends irl?
don't worry comrade, autism reactors don't explode
Thank (You), I serve the /RBMK/
No. Do you wanna be my friend? Truth be told I'm slav. Do you wanna slavic friend?
I am willing to accept a slav friend. Do you throw binders at your coworkers?
i want to be your friend. tell me-
... did you see graphite?
> Do you throw binders at your coworkers?
Ofc, it's our national custom
Has the backlash started?
No doubt. He was a Chad.
Dont yall think its funny that abiding by the series theme about lies et cetera, that Vld is basically funding a russian version blaming this all on the CIA, even though the USSR admitted in an official explanation that the reactor exploded because of user error and faulty design?
A little newfag poisoning, nothing more serious.
Glad they didn't censor the smoking.
his reaction to the explosion was pretty well placed though. its not like he was being unreasonable. No one KNEW it wold do that, and the complex was huge, so he was kinda in a right place to be skeptical that the whole thing fucking exploded.
they go to a different school you probably wouldn't know them
Rewatching the show now, saving the iconic screenshots. Meme folder is a good memory but screens feel special for me.
He saw the graphite, comrade.
someone repost the link to the folder full of memes
I think you're special.
no
yeah I'm out of things to think about. This is maybe the last thread I'll bother OPing.
talking initially though. anyone wouldve been in denial especially if they were in charge. Thats literally the worst case scenario.
I'm slav too but trught be told I'm Ukrainian, hope you don't have a prejudice against all of us.
notice me slav-kun
>trught be told
ukarine has nice girls. Are the men friendly?
yall ever hear about that other soviet nuclear accident they did a good job of covering up
LEAVE HIM ALONE HES DOING HIS BEST
>Are the men friendly?
I confirm, that such features which Dyatlov has, were widely spread among post-war generation. These guys actually had severe childhood full of street fights, hardships and even starvation. And therefore they grew up as a very firm and stiff persons
Few words about what soviet streets actually were:
In order to frighten the entire city, the leaders of the group decided to conduct a series of mass runs, scoring the opposite to death.
February 8, 1976 "Tyap Lyap Band" staged a mass brawl in the DC Uritsky. After the fight, they left the building in an organized manner and went home with pre-fitted transport.
On August 31, 1978, members of the Tyap-Lyap staged a mass run to the area controlled by the Novo-Tatar Sloboda organized criminal group, with which the Tyap Lyap had hostile relations. At about 20:30 from the River Station, a group of teenagers numbering about 50, armed with sawn-off pieces, MP 38/40 machine guns [source not specified 609 days] and metal rods, began to beat and shoot at all living things. The crowd swept through the area. The gangsters acted smoothly - divided into small groups, they spread out through the alleys, leaving behind them crippled people, broken glass and set on fire cars. The result of the race is several dozen wounded and two killed. The victims unexpectedly told law enforcement officials that they had no complaints about the bandits [1].
Not your fight, buddy.
>Are the men friendly?
Depends on the man and what do you want from them. I barely interact with random people outside of my job and the gym though, there people are friendly indeed.
it is now, guy
No, that was Akimov
good gyms in ukraine? you have power racks, many squat racks, so on?
>the gym
Hot
The russians are making their own version of this show which blames the cia for blowing up the power station
I don't like hohols, sorry man.
>MP 38/40 machine guns [source not specified 609 days]
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>where is this from?
>Echo of the War
>hohols
wat is
?
what is vld
Mine costs 18$ per month and considered pretty damn expensive here. Only one power rack but since most people go to the cheaper gyms it's barely ever used and also two could use it at a time.
*Vlad
Is it true Putin is making a corrected version of the events portrayed in HBO's hit series "Chernobyl"?
You want a short or the long version?
yes
hohol = ukrainian
I see, I might vacation on the Ukraine and I need access to power racks so I can pound them reck pulls, brah.
yes
Surprise me.
Cold War 2 is interesting I guess.
>5 part miniseries
>general
>posted from st petersburg
>rack pulls
Below or over the knee? My legs are too damn long to deadlift properly so I'm considering switching to them.
Ukrainians are often called "hohols" after the traditional cossack haircut
>596 items
how big is your chernobyl folder?
But I just got here
Please don't leave me like Legasov was left with no frens
I have no idea, it's scattered all over the Yea Forums folder like damn graphite plus I was browsing and saving memes at work and have to merge folders and delete the duplicates.
It was the USSR it everyone was far-left.
Over the knee. I have fucked knees
How did they get that shot of the roof if there was enough radiation to fry the circuits?
read Midnight in Chernobyl instead, the author managed to interview Burkhanov, Yuchenko and a ton of other people
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>800 mb of screencaps, webms, and saved memes
How would Legasov feel about the show if he were still around? And how would he feel about us saving tons of pictures of him from the show?
what's the significance of the scene where legasov dropped his cards?
what’s not him that’s an actor
>if there was enough radiation to fry the circuits?
Not everywhere, they had markings of deadly dangerous and relatively safe for a short time visiting zones.
Radiation is more dangerous to machines than it is for men.
so the misfits were stealing the "deathlock" hair from Cossacks?
I know, still, I imagine it would feel a little weird.
meant "devil lock"
It's improv, Harris simply dropped them
not scripted. happy accident that they included in the episode. that and the soldier moving the mic.
he’d probably be angry about the negative propaganda that claimed thousands died when in reality they didn’t
hopefully Refn's show is kino
>an accident that an extra moved a mic
it was the directors call
The head was shaved except for the top
mic, dropped card, and buggo were all on set/rehersal "happy accidents" that they included
>HBO production quality
So memeing was only half memeing.
The series is finished. Stop proceeding these threads
when is Season 2: Fukushima coming out?
is /got/ and alita still going?
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just what the fuck is wrong with russians
>germans can build robot that could save lives in cleaning the roof
>retarded russian government tells german propaganda number of RTG instead of the real one
Someone post that pic of the firefighter dude on the beach with his shades and a Monster
Why, did all yours join the forty-five?
>seething russian
I'm on episode 4, where are the mutants?
show Legasov and real Legasov were almost two different characters.
real Legasov was a career party man, lives in a luxurious mansion with his wife and kids, and held a prestigious position at the Kurchatov Institute. set to become its next director
Nah just trannies annoyed at people having fun and chinks upset that people keep doggos as pets not snacks.
>no Monster
I appreciate your help tho brother
He still had a very bad time towards the end and tried to kill himself numerous times
>felt the shock of the explosion
>saw the numbers
>saw the graphite
Yeah he was legit and not trying to avoid blame.
It's not a science fiction show so there are no mutants.
>where are the mutants?
they prefer to be called Ukrainians
>ayy zed five
>pushes a3-5
If chernobyl would have been made intoa super high budget 5h two-part movie who would be the best director?
>when you get extra ration card for taking 20 times the dose of lethal radiation
I thought this was a loading screen for GTA online for a second
There aren't any mutants. I think he means a computer game.
Lynch
who is this jerry only looking mamajalama
It's Tenroc, a Skyrim Character.
Based
> its not like he was being unreasonable.
but is show about russian
That explains it, thanks.
I think you're the mutant.
is the show so good because its short and doesnt overstay its welcome?
me!
I had the same watch. In fact, I forgot we had one until I saw it in the show. Based.
Wooosh!
they killed the jokah.
Were there robots that COULD handle the radiation if they actually had the non propaganda number?
? He was showing a game about the disaster.
there could be BUILD, germans built joker with 15k RTG in mind, and gave him just enough protection to not make him too heavy
if they knew the real number of RTGs they'd defnietly at lest try to build more armored robot that could whistand more
it was fictional anyways there was no joker machine
What other TV shows and movies set in Eastern Europe/USSR would you recommend, /RBMK/?
You're a disaster.
Chronological edit eps 1 and 5
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Go to eastern Europe, they you won't need a TV show about it, lol!
yeah huh
how would Poland response to nuclear proclivity?
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The quintessential Slav.
Leviathan from 2014 was apparently banned in Russia, so you know it's good.
they did have plans to build nucelar powerplant but Chernobyl ended it before they could finnish laying the groundwork
I don't think Joker was purposely built. It was a robot to deactivate IEDs
IMO they shouldn't even bother with robots and just sweep it with a crane or some other mechanization.
i want an edit with all dyatlov scenes
Russia only bans degenerate/unhealthy content, i.e. what's killing the West.
Smoking is permitted if you are a villain or European.
she’s not wrong
Just build clocwork excavators like from Meccano/Merkur, just bigger.
Everybody was smoking back then.
Alcohol made him looking like some fucking asian but young Boris was a Chad
showing putin for the war criminal he is is healthy the guy should be exterminated
source on this really being The Bor?
So she assumes Ukrainians are people of color? What color is that? Pink?
except she is
one of the reason Chernobyl was amazing is lack of niggers
i highly doubt i'd see nigger engineer working in powerplant in 1986 Ukraine
Putin will remain President for life. Then they'll freeze him and reelect him in 1000 years.
Russians like continuity.
It's all over the internets
it’s not about realism like the directors admitted, i’d love to see more minorities represented if they’re not going to use actual ukrainian and russians
Wasn't SSSR friends with Iran? Or maybe some african soc nation?
Do we have a radioactive-chan?
Burnt by the Sun is quintessential Soviet existential horror. Ignore the existence of the sequel, it's fucking shit.
Leviathan and Loveless are very good but about modern Russia, not USSR.
Pretty much any of Balabanov's works are good too.
no it just features a scene were they shoot portraits of old soviet leaders, and talk about how one day they'll be shooting pictures of the current leaders, but not now.
Your moralfagging hypocrisy is just how you justify living in a dictatorship.
>i'd love to see niggers forced into my show
imagine how shit some black would feel when he'd know they take him only becasue they need to fill diveristy quotas
i never see people advocating to use white actors in movies about events where it was only blacks or asians
It was and even had a University specialized for foreigners of all colors en.wikipedia.org
Soviet Union wasn't really racist. On the other hand faggotry was considered a crime.
why do you have savior complex
do you really can't sleep if there isn't nigger forced into every aspect of your life?
>makes it look like PoC don't exist
A man can dream. One day tho, one day...
why are you Russians such cancer? Is your entire existence just shaped around acting like a bitch and shilling culture wars autism?
>tfw you're so drunk you become a mongoloid.
the roof isn't glowing
Desu this wasn't about race but those nations were the only allies of the soviet so you traded with them.
Cool story pal.
You would really like to see what's on tv here. Every degenerate western tv show is copied and aired without a problem. Plus shittons of propaganda.
When a muslim is running out on the street with the chopped head in his hands, news are silent, it's all about what is going on in Ukraine.
oh crap, only read "pic of the firefighter dude on the beach"
>her hands
Fixed that for you
Imagine they would have cast Dyatlov as a PoC.. she would still cry.
watching this show if you're trying to quit smoking or drinking is pretty difficult
>there are no mutants
There's no graphite either, right anatoliy stepanovich?
Just Legasov's house in the Moscow
>that COP's esque ost playing in the background when the Pripyat is being evacuated
I'm not the only one who noticed this, right?
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well obviously it's all about putting niggers in good light
Comfy
fuck the memes let's have some real feels
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Just remember that cigarette smoke is full of radioactive stuff.
People who oppose Putin tend to have accidents. Yes, accidents are what they are. Tragic, awful but ultimately believable accidents.
Imagine being that much of a brainlet.
Imagine having your way of thinking influenced by moving pictures on the screen.
this image was me explaining to co-workers that they should play STALKER and how perfect the last 25% of the game gets when you shut down the final brain scorcher and then do a balls-to-the-wall invasion of pripyat along with looters, bandits, military, and insane cultists causing a clusterfuck. none of them sounded interested
I mentioned before that my Ukranian uncle who was in Chernobyl smoked himself to death and ended up dying of COPD and bronchitis before he could get cancer.
I loved the Terror and Chernobyl, what are other atmosphere kinos like that?
Bullshit, they wouldn't be able to get a shotgun in Ukraine. Didnt bother to read the rest of this fanfic.
>snowflake thinks he's special
>oops I tripped and shot myself in the back of the head a bunch
>You've made lava...?
Now I want to go to Chernobyl even more to encounter the shit eating mutant. Seriously how do I get /x/ shit to happen to me?
what a bullshit fanfiction
You sit at your computer for extended periods of time.
I think he means irl.
gay ass larping
>communist
>seething at the reminder how shit commuism and its consequences
true if big
it was a goof!
Can we 100% unironically kill every communist in the world?
>t. Russian
That was the joke. /x/ things don't happen irl.
communism is paradise compared to capitalism
So how do you propose to nuke china, my fellow liberashka?
I bet your mom's bum would be paradise for my big dick, tankie.
Did one day Dyatlov acknowledge that the core was open and that he send his men to death by being a douche ?
I need more of these memes
nigga looks like liquid ocelot lmao
Why are they showing burned concrete on the TV in game?
>liberashka
I'm pretty far right, I just hate commies and KGB dick suckers.
ok.
>3.6 roentgens
>Not enough to kill anything that moves
>t. NEET
>I'm pretty far right
So basically even greater moron than the reds, got it.
Shittiest story ever, whoever wrote this better be a child
Should've left it at the shit eating part tbqh, that was kind of a nice touch
>you have been unconscious for a while
>You awaken in a large brightly lit Hall lined with metal and concrete
>In the center of the floor there's a grid
>You explore the hall from a high up catwalk
>You look down
>In the grid, individual blocks begin To rise and fall in a random fashion
>You hear metal creaking
>In the distance steam can be heard hissing
Roll the dice to determine your next move
Khomyuk more like Khomyak lmao
Where's Mentalcrash?
no i work slave labor in "capitalist paradise" would much rather have freedom and keep the benefits of my labor
But Putin is ex-KGB and you're sucking lil Vlad's peepee
Just get a REALLY long broom and have a bunch of guys pushing on it from safely outside the radiation zone. Done.
no u
KINO
I'm not though. Putin is as good as all the other faggot commies to me.
December
>don't look over the railing
>everyone looks over the railing
They died, didn't they
I know it's a long shot, but some Russian guy made a really good comment (chain) on the inaccuracies of the series, but I cant remember his name nor the video he commented unter. His nick was a short cyrillic word, starting with that funky looking 'b'. I wish I had saved his comments.
He saw the graphite and said nothing ? why ?
Do you guys think there's ghosts in Chernobyl?
>Russian Guy
opinion discarded
Dyatlov was something of a prankster
Archive?
That's what makes kino a kino.
I was so excited to see them taking their time with shots and having stuff like that in the show. Absolutely amazing atmosphere.
>starting with that funky looking 'b'.
Blyad'?
Unironically what happened to him?
>Radiation ghosts
Please no.
buried in the rubble of the yellow pump boy room
I've watched about 100 Chernobyl clips, and I'm trying to find the right one. I'm on it user. The things is, he actually replied to a comment, rather than making a comment himself, so its going to be hard to find it.
I only remember small bits and pieces of what he said.
I wouldnt be making this comment if he didnt explain his position in a rational way. I've read enough Russian bot comments, dont worry about it.
I am Ukrainian and I laughed.
Just some hairloss comrade. Not great, but not terrible.
He was glassed the moment the reactor blew up.
You never know. Lot of things happen in the world.
Last night I nutted to the thought of core-chan molesting Legasov and getting him off over and over against his will. Perhaps tonight I shall do it again.
Poland actually already had most of the plant built (Zarnowiec), and 4 WWER (PWR) reactors, which were scrapped. Unfortunately, one of the downsides of the transformation in 89', is that the government started to listen to the people, and the people are utterly stupid.
Walking in the streets here often amazes me, people range from Godlike looking to barely human. Like all links of evolution coexisting.
3/5 episodes into it so far and I don't know why every is gushing about that scientist nerd, Stellan Skarsgård is easily my favorite character
His face turn and the speech to those sent to die were just god tier
More likely crushed and buried under ruble.
Nuclear undeath.
Men can't be forced to ejaculate against their will. If a man is in a stressful situation where he is being coerced, he won't become erect. Nature has a strict set of priorities.
Wash your hands before. You don't want your dick to end up like the firefighter's hand
khomyuk is literally the best character but since shes a woman the idiots on here hate her
I hear Ukrainian girls are nice tho
>Stellan Skarsgård is easily my favorite character
He's not a character.
Would have been kino to see a montage or something with all the real scientists
Next you're going to tell me that men can't actually have sex with a giant humanized reactor core with fat titties? Stop spreading lies.
>friday night
>just get to work
>reactor running at half power
>apparently doing some crazy test
>instruction binder at workstation with random shit crossed out
>nobody knew about it
>belligerent miserable autist boss
>careening towards disaster
>bullied into it
is this going to be a new horror genre? Like bureaucratic nightmare horror?
or maybe just enjoy ulana?
sounds like a typical day at work for me minus the nuclear reactor
id watch it
>bureaucratic nightmare horror?
The files were color-coded but someone had printed them in black & white.
*tortured scream*
What do you do?
would be cool mini game based around saving nucelar powerplant from the fuck ups of your chad boss
I feel like a lot of people can relate to having a shitty boss
Yes I understand he plays Boris Shcherbina
What was the point of this post
>bureaucratic nightmare horror
I mean, Brazil freaks me the fuck out (and not just the ending with the torture and shit)
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wtf, Khomyuk looks like this? She looks so bland and average in the show.
>The files were color-coded but someone had printed them in black & white.
Lmoa
lmao
He's in shock, get him out of here.
ayyyyyy
That was 8 years ago. She's 32 now.
I could never fucking finish this game. It's just so stressful that I want to die (and I have a stressful job as it is so I'm no stranger to stress). How do people play this for fun?
>She's 32 now.
>The archives are only half way digitized.
NOOOOOOOOOO
>32
>32
What the fuck I thought she was 50 something
wHAT IS yOUr JOB?
He's just making pee, she's 45.
>still no VR version for maximum immersion
Much better to have a billion rail shooters, right?
Paul Greengrass/Michael Bay collab
Hottest 5% would probably be hotter than the hottest 5% average in the world. There's plenty of mongrels and butterfaces too.
>image
Absolutely kino manga.
post some pics to show the range.
Fairly sure I found the guy, but I cant find the comment chain: Boвaн.
>There's plenty of mongrels
I thought Eastern Europe was pretty racist.
Well, then I have no further use for you.
>Well, you can tell by the way I make my tests, I'm a party's man, no time for rules
>the company acquired 4 others mid financial year
>half of them skip one trimester, with the 1st starting in April
>every company has its funds in a different bank
OH GOD NO
Staying Alive is the song.
Nah, she totally is. The reason they didn't bother putting on accents is because it would come across as really fake and distracting because some would be terrible and some would be way better htan others. Plus, bbc made it.
Absolute fucking retarded sjw begs for other people to make products featuring coloured races again.
...
>Ukranians speak with a Ukranian accent when they are just conversing normally in their language, which has been translated to English for the benefit of the audience
the fuck are these people even saying
Rude
Found it. youtube.com
Under 31webseries comments.
>hit print
>go to printer
>nothing
>go back to desk
>hit print again
>go to printer
>2 copies
*INSANE, CACKLING LAUGHTER*
yes, that is the song. He changed the words but it is the same song.
>hit print
>nothing happens
>check
>the dumb whore of the other team set a different print on the computer
>a printer is now printing a confidential document somewhere in the building
Legasov was smoking in this show. Was he a villain?
Guys stop
BIG
YELLOW
PUMPS
K19: The widow maker
The Death of Stalin
Fuck YouTube, where's my iconic faschist part?
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I asked this before, but does anyone have the Mega for all the episodes? I don't have cable and wanna catch up on this series cause i'm tired of looking at youtube clips.
Pretty please?
is /RBMK/ the stupidest general to have ever existed? just torrent them
She looks like she doesn't poo in the loo
dil8
its not regulars of /RBMK/ asking retarded questions its the capeshitters from the catalog pouring in after seeing so many chernobyl threads.
Why would I torrent them when I could literally just ask to see if anyone has conveniently put all the episodes in a Mega? Yea Forums does it just fine user.
the fact an actual person had to live this physically pains me
why would you download them from mega when you can torrent the episodes in 10 minutes?
>Yea Forums does it just fine user.
Because Mega also has a feature where you can play the video file without needing to download them and it's pretty convenient for watching episodes back to back
or just look for an online streaming service and not get torrents like a computer nerd lmao