I've only watched Skyfall, Spectre, and the Living Daylights

i've only watched Skyfall, Spectre, and the Living Daylights.
what are the essential Bond films?

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Goldfinger and Casino Royale. Ignore everything else.

Octopussy
Die Another Day
Moonraker

Only real answer to OP's pic here:

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original or daniel craig version?

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Craig version.
Feel free to watch whatever but if you don't particularly enjoy the Bond schtick those are pretty much the best old and modern takes.

Serious good:
Dr. No
Goldfinger
Licence to Kill
GoldenEye

Memeworthy good:
You only live Twice
Diamonds are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker

The rest range from decent to meh. No Bond film is truly terrible.

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On Her Majesty's Secret Service and these:

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also, the Craig Casino Royale

Goldfinger, Casino Royale and The Man With the Golden Gun are some favorites of mine. Dr. No and From Russia with Love are a bit clunky, but give you a good idea of what early Bond was about, as long as you don't have ADHD. Moore's are polarizing, but in addition to Golden Gun, I like Live and Let Die. The Spy Who Loved Me is tolerable. License to Kill, Dalton's other movie, is decent. Goldeneye is the only Brosnan one I have any time for. It's pretty good and re-invents Bond well as a '90s action hero, good balance of absurdity and action.

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Christ, people. It's the sixth Bond actor and the ninth item on whatever burger joint menu.

Do you think he uses burgers? I always pegged him as a man who utilized more "elegant" means of mass caloric intake.

no it isnt

The Connery ones are the best and the Dalton the weakest. Dalton o es are stikl better than 95% of what is in theaters though.

what isn't

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from russia with love
casino royale
goldeneye for the fun

Craig is the sixth though. Nice try bud.

Best answer yet. From Russia with Love deserves more imo, but it's more of a Cold War espionage film with fewer of the cartoony elements people have come to associate with Bond. That train fight is still as raw and visceral as anything they tried to do with Craig.

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>objective best
>goldeneye

>objectively overrated
>skyfall

wrong
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrayal_of_James_Bond_in_film#David_Niven:_1967

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From Russia with Love is the best in the series - it balances the wacky elements of the lore with smooth, sophisticated European espionage shit very well and it was made right after the first one, so Sean Connery couldn't get away with phoning it in yet

All of the other Bond films up until Living Daylights are cheesy as fuck, there are some enjoyable ones like Live and Let Die and The Spy Who Loved Me but its not mandatory viewing

My top 5 would be

5. Skyfall
4. Casino Royale
3. Licence to Kill
2. Living Daylights
1. From Russia With Love

For your fries only

Post the perfect Bond Girl for Pierce.

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>last night the Architect fed your sister
The memes have come full circle and now it all makes sense.

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Live and let fry

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Fries another day

If you like Bond films then you'll probably enjoy every single Bond film, but they range from decent to Spy kino.
Top tier ones that come to mind:
>Goldfinger
>GoldenEye
>Dr. No
>From Russia with love
>Octopussy
>Moonraker
If you're still up for more then you can dig into more. Dalton's films are objectively the least impressive, but they're still good and great if you're in the mood for a spy flick

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The weight is not enough

MORE

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Pierce, honey, should I really be eating this cheesecake? D-don't you think I've gained a little weight recently?

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If you're counting that film though, there were 7 different characters named James Bond in it, so that would make Brosnan the 12th.

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Lewd.

Oh, my extra cheesy burrito, this is just the apetizer

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>If you're counting that film though
yeah, what I'm counting is irrelevant as I didn't make that pic what counts is what the other guy thought and going to the wiki a seeing that list that counts 7 with bronan at 6 is a much more likely explanation

is there a torrent for a complete james bond pack?

OH SNAP

You wasted quads on an obvious question. This board has truly turned to shit

>Is there a torrent for the complete works of one of the most iconic film series ever?
You wasted those quads moron

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He'll use what he knows works

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>last night I james bond hamburger
What

Dr. Dough
From Restaurants With Love
Chickenfinger
Butterball
Cheeseburger Royale
You Only Eat Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Dessert Service
Calories Are Forever
Live and Let Fry
The Man With the Golden Spoon
The Spy Who Fed Me
Spoonraker
For Your Thighs Only
Octojuicy
Never Say Full Again
A View to Adele
The Cooking Highlights
License to Fill
GoldenRye
Hunger Never Dies
The Weight Is Not Enough
Try Another Tray
Diet Another Day
Table of Solace
Piefall
Nectar

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I love this

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253 was peak hotness.

>For Your Thighs Only
I was getting riled by the previous one, but this broke me you fucker. Thank you.

>A View to Adele
>Try Another Tray
I'm dying

That would be, "Last night I pierced buns your sister."

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Pierce is really enjoying his work. The progression of his happiness is just phenomenal. Just him looking at the cameraman in the 2nd pic
>This is all going to happen

Architecturally*

BOND BURGERED

>thinking any digits but actual gets matter
Fucking newfag.

>post number
>007
I mean, I'll probably screenshot this.

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007 get.
Masterpierce

>007

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Pierce Brosnan is just cool, wtf

007 GET

Watch every Bond movie in between Dr. No and Die Another Day, excluding the first Casino Royale. Also play the two original video games Nightfire and Agent Under Fire.
The Daniel Craig movies are shit, Daniel Craig is a great actor but a horrible Bond.
Roger Moore is the best Bond

>007
Pottery

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Guys is it weird that I'm 19 and I still haven't bondburgered a girl?

>007
Your Thighs Are Not Enough

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surprised by the answers itt
I would say all of them up until late Brosnan era (not much of a fan of Craig era, but many like them a lot)
I guess I'm just a bigger bond fan than most

>no from russia with love
WAT

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