B I O R O B O T S edition
/RBMK/ Chernobyl General
you guys, what's his name?
red hot chilli peper
stealing content from /r/chernobyl for this thread
I wish Legasov could have taught me physics
I want to go to Чepнóбыль
We must stop the flow of shitposts
Cut the connection
No OC in or out of this thread
stupid
Can someone please post a pic of the firefighter with his shades?
> vangelis live
KEK
will any of them be nominated for tv oskars?
Perfect thanks
was he even a real person or a fictional character?
whats the difference between "everything right" and "nothing wrong?"
Ofcourse he was
COMRADE FOMIN
PUNISH MR DYATLOV
AS A BOY
If someone does everything right then they have achieved the best possible outcome. If someone does nothing wrong then regardless of the outcome it isn't their fault.
did they do this on purpose?
Hire the same bit-part extras? Yes.
based Sminem planting his mom in HBO shows
shop him in with Renard
So who was the most retarded character?
While Goldilocks was dumb, all she did was get her child killed.
Dyatlov made massive mistakes and his reaction to hearing what happened was incredibly stupid.
But then again, this entire situation could've been avoided had the flaw been revealed earlier on.
So again, who is the most retarded character?
Sitnikov
Real man, really went on the roof, really died.
like in real life soviet Union
you can see when the disaster happened by looking at the trees
drumpf was and is, if you don't understand that the series is literally a biopic of bloompfs life then you missed the whole point
Most of this and almost all the characters existed in real life user.....
They arn't plot holes....
STOP POSTING FACEBOOK TIER MEMES
and this
>stealing a meme from reddit stolen from Yea Forums
>dudes arent even in the same seats
wtf HBO are you for real?
I genuinely wonder what he's doing with his life now. I think someone posted his vk on /r9k/ or something.
no u
>only picture of the wreckage that was taken on day 1
Fuck off Spengler
I see, each character is a figment of his diseased mind?
Prove it.
The pic from the series is mirrored, have you watched the episode?
This is a reddit cancer dump thread. Stealing all their memes from the top of the last month.
user.....
no
lmao
I was really distracted by this dude because he has an incredibly distinctive voice and the only other thing I've seen him in was that Nick Helm show where he played an angry rocker tranny.
>all that camera interference and its not even looking directly at the core
The guy who took this died later didn't he?
butthurt ruskie spotted
your abortion of a union was retarded and it's not coming back
Real life dyatlov looks like some hollywood movie star.
taken 3.6 seconds later
pretty much everyone sounded like they smoked 2 packs a day, i'm surprised they went that far with the realism
I'm not seeing this supposed graphite you keep going on about.
What is the cost of pies?
this
he looks like absolute chad
t. assblasted "super fascist"
That's deep
what is the cost of guys?
What is the cost of ties?
Core-chan spin-off when? I wanna see what she's up to.
will russians ever stop building their identity around ww2
btw soviet Union was retarded and ruskies lost The cold war
Legasov looks so much like my dad, it's disturbing.
A yearly stipend of 400 rubles
You're delusional.
Go to infirmary
>tfw Russian and have to live with these KGB dick slurping retards
Kekked.
The terror was based in its accurate portrayal of homosexuals.
so the microphone adjustment and the dropped retard card were both "happy accidents" like the beautiful buggo
Season 2 with fukushima core-chan.
Misha, with his spicy rock.
Buggo? The caterpillar just happened?
Old woman and her cow.
That too apparently.
Subhuman russian bydlo can only whine online, whereas strong americans quietly do the job.
Anyone else think the show went from a 9 to 10/10 when you realized it was really about Jazz and it trying to manage its gaping wound and trying to prevent it from exploding from infection and trying to deal with the aftermath?
BASED director
yeah it wasn't in the script. just happened to land on them and they caught him playing with it on camera and incorporated it into the scene.
He still says "It's beautiful" in the script but just kind of about nothing and everything or whatever
Reminder that Chernobyle got contained and Fukushima is still poisoning the Pacific for 10 years now
Was Dyatlov that antagonistic?
Why didn't Khomyuk just offer a blowjob to Charkov to save Valery?
Putting together photos of beautiful Western actors next to subhuman russian bydlo is the worst propaganda ever.
How much gay shit is there in that show?
No, the state itself and the core were.
Should be "change your mind"
There's like, two scenes where its mentioned, never any where its shown.
STOP POSTING TWITTER MEMES FUCKING REDDITORS
Its not a russkie its a tranny.
Dunno, good half of the Russians look better.
I may be a man who doesn't understand shit but in her position I would absolutely care more about comforting my suffering, dying spouse than protecting my unborn fetus.
LIQUIDATED
Russians are rotten from the inside. Stop this propaganda. Actors are so good, that they portrayed subhuman russian bydlo better than russian bydlo lived their bydlo lives.
this
+ you can fuck literally any man you want to and get new child
Catterpillars are kino-sensitive.
*updooted*
Why is this so kino. I'm literally grinning to my self over this webm.
Go be lyach somewhere else.
The liquidators must feel good about wearing that protective clothing while each minute they spend in the area makes their life expectancy shorten by one minute due to radiation.
>Warrior! Your company is your home and family, your honor and conscience!
Goddamn i love soviet agitation.
russian commies are cancer of the world. They pretend to be capitalist, they are commies all the way.
Sitnikov could you please see the COOOOOOOOOOOORE
Low quality memes in this threads since the show ended, most of them are just recycled templates with Chernobyl characters inserted
Fuck off redditors, make some OC or scram
I think the man would prefer to be offed by KGB and have his lineage protected.
>The guy who took this died later didn't he?
yes
What is the cost of fries?
3.6 rubles, but that's just how high my wallet will go.
Go kill yourself russian bydlo, subhuman peice of shit, spoiling american culture with your propaganda. Americans are stronger than you, come to US and try to talk shit, they will show you who is the master of your subhuman rotten ass.
It's all implied. The character is portrayed well though, conniving, manipulitive and makes your skin crawl, just like in real life.
If you like period or survival I'd say it's definitely worth a watch. Don't watch it for the horror though, not very horrifying.
average russian's monthly wage
lol all me but one. That is THE BEST that reddit has to offer from the entire run of the show
russian federation>usa
> each minute they spend in the area makes their life expectancy shorten by one minute
Woah....
shh, another partition will come soon
Go and suck dicks of chechens. You subhumans love it.
That makes no sense.
>ah a bug, the symbol of rebirth, life and hope
Also I hated pic related where the camera obviously should've panned down to the bloody tissue he kept near his leg, then cut to legasovs face to indicate he saw it and back to stellans face.
It looks so dumb and unnatural for him to drag it next to his face to show it to legasov.
Subhuman russian bydlo talking in their subhuman language.
Reminds me of the OC posted with the card seen eplaining the meme cycle. Doesn't anyone have that post?
Did this bald prick die?
пepeтoлcтил
Is this OG legasov or is it made up?
>something as tiny and fragile as a caterpillar
>still living right next to Chernobyl
>Waaaaah, how is that a symbol of life and hope
Reactor 5 was being built when the accident happened and construction has been halted as it was since
this guy's agent must be truly desperate to shill his client on t/v/. there are 10 thread dedicated to this cuck already. I don't care how great Chenobyl is, 10 thread for this feggit is some heavy duty shilling.
He went mad, broke his glasses and cut his veins with a shard.
the last phase of ARS has started in this general. Soon the memes will deteriorate or die. Godspeed anons.
Theres thousands of sq km of area that is uninhabitable.
Do you get hard at the thought of cockroaches surviving a nuclear war?
/Пo/paшa пpoтeклa.
they expect one of us in the wreckage comrade
Not my oc
>And here is how /RMBK/ works and how it maintained a stable balance for over 5 weeks. A perfect balance of hot memes balanced out by cooling factors of discussion among others. It's truly the perfect thread design that will see no equal. But I'm afraid the fuel for /RBMK/ doesn't last long. After all the episodes are used up the chain reaction of memes will gradually decrease, but we will all keep the memories and friends we made along the way. I serve the Soviet Union.
Makes me wonder why so many, Russia is still a gas and coal giant to this day, surely it would be a cheaper option.
In a car crash yes
When you blow up the control system tank...
Catterpillars are pretty universally a symbol of rebirth.
So this is the end? Like ARS we go from working well and creating grand memes to pushing out the facebook shit we see now, each meme making the thread a little closer to death.
You're in shock, go to the infirmary.
I still can't get over The fact that Russians are so butthurt they will make their version where fucking kgb agent is good guy and it's US fault that reactor went balistic
russians in this general, explain yourselves
I love this woman
Don't despair, more energy comrades!
222.5 kg max, fuck you dumb niggers
He did nothing wrong.
youtu.be
>the 6th highest ranked meme on /r/chernobyl from the last year is literally my exact screencap
we have failed to contain misinformation.
youself from russia
Made up. His tapes were known even in the Union, and some of them were official interviews. He mostly sticks to explaining the events. Here's how he starts:
>All the same, all my life I did not think that I would have to, at least at the age at which I am now, having just experienced my fiftieth anniversary, turn to the memoir of some part, and the part of the tragic, largely confusing and incomprehensible .
>But such events happened, of such scale and such participation of people of conflicting interests, mistakes and victories, successes and failures, and there are so many different interpretations here because what happened and how it happened, then, probably, it is my duty to say to some extent that I know how I understand how I saw the events taking place.
Fucking Akimeme
would have keked if they had a romance with Legasov and said it was symbolic of soviet Russias turbulent love affair with science.
Has anyone saved the ignatenko transformation?
A very dangerous round of minesweeper indeed.
in terms of memes, which episode was the most resourceful?
hard to compete with ep 1
>infirmary
>table tapper
>delusional
>moment to shine
>iodine
>corechan
I saw a dude copying various leddit comments/ideas as his own on a different forum. people are starving for gratification
> Like ARS we go from working well and creating grand memes to pushing out the facebook shit we see now, each meme making the thread a little closer to death.
I like how you cucks can't read. I'm dumping all the shit that reddit has meming about all month. If you want to use that to cry I guess you do you m8. Can just make fun of the content instead of lamenting how time is entropy or whatever.
Shut the fuck up reddit nigger
>3.6
>finally watched the show
>no elephant's foot scene
Wth HBO
kill yourself
What is the control system tank?
I've been one of the primary posters ITTs since Tuesday after episode 1. Been coming to Yea Forums since it was a trial board. Unironically leave this thread and stop participating in these generals you impotent faggot.
And here's his take on KGB:
>Speaking simply about such impressions, about such comments, I can’t keep silent about the fact that I was struck by two circumstances on the very first day of my stay in Chernobyl:
>I was used to treat people working in the State Security Committee as people who keep state secrets, organize control of those people who are admitted to especially secret and especially important works. Who organize services that allow you to save all documents, technical documentation, correspondence, which ensure that state secrets are kept. I mainly knew this side of the KGB, but I also knew from stories and literature about that part of this committee that is engaged in intelligence or counterintelligence work.
>In Chernobyl, I had to deal with highly organized and very sharp young men who performed the functions that were laid out on them to the best. And those the functions, in general, were not simple: the first is the organization of clear and reliable communication. This was done within literally 24 hours. On all channels, moreover, quietly, calmly, very confidently, and I saw a circle of young men who were headed by Fyodor Alekseevich Shcherbakov, who was also working there. But all this was done simply amazingly clearly and quickly. The additional problem on their shoulders was that the evacuation problem would pass without panic, so that there would be no panic moods, any excesses that would interfere with normal operation. And they did such work, but how they did it, I still cannot imagine, because only the result of this work was known to me. Indeed, there were no manifestations interfering with the organization of this, in general, difficult and non-trivial work, and I was simply delighted with the technical equipment and cultural literacy of this group.
Shouldn't the core still be burning here and producing a plume of radioactive smoke
>I'm dumping all the shit that reddit has meming about all month
Why would you do that you fucking retard?
>unbalanced
please
lol nope
>in a 'car crash'
t. KGB.
based, this thread really is a good cross section of the difference between reddit and Yea Forums memes
>Why would you do that you fucking retard?
For (You)
Why are women so smart and amazing you guys?
If all of those stupid men were not around and instead strong women none of it would have happened.
The real Shcherbina is a dead ringer for an actor, but I can't think of who. I just know that face looks very familiar.
goddamnit, my dick is gonna have a wound soon if I keep fapping
W-will they kiss?
He was pretty kino. Why is KGB man never mentioned?
should've had romance with black tourist from Africa
>Fomin's hairline
oh nononononono
Look at the top of his head
like edited all the images into one macro or whatever?
i saved this a while ago so it might need updating
yeah, a dozen scrnshots, huge vertical image
>ywn go dog shooting with your Armenian friend and the hooknosed Russian mutt
IIRC construction workers still went there the day of the accident to work on it.
I'm looking for this the image ended with the coffin being poured with concrete
What makes him so great?
A picture of real Sitnikov is easy to find.
The closest text in the tape that could be interpreted as "what is the cost of lies" speech from the series is here, on 3rd tape i believe.
>All this reflected a kind of general serious technological unproductivity and indiscipline in the areas of our activity that demands being most responsible.
>And now, when the situation has really developed as in Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy's story - “Nobody is guilty in the world”.
>When you look at the chain of events: why did one do this, the other did so, etc., etc. - it is impossible to name the only culprit - the initiator of some unpleasant events that led to the crime. Because it is the circuit that closes.
>Operators made mistakes, because they needed to complete the experiment - they considered it a matter of honor. This feeling led them and guided their actions.
>The plan for the experiment was drawn up very poorly, was not very detailed and not authorized by those experts who had to authorize it.
1/2
the Bacho scenes are what elevates Ep 4 above 2 and 3
2/2
>Somewhere in the safe i keep a record of telephone conversations of operators on the eve of the accident. Frost tears up the skin when you read such records. One operator calls another and asks: "Valera, it’s written here in the program what needs to be done, and then much of what is written is crossed out, how can I be?" The second interlocutor on the wire: - "And you act on crossed out." Do you understand?
>This is the level of simply preparing documents on such a serious object as a nuclear power plant, when someone crossed out something, the operator could interpret the crossed out as correct or incorrect and could perform arbitrary actions.
>But I want to say again that it would be wrong to place all the burden of blame only on the operator, because someone made a plan and someone scribbled in it, and someone signed it, and someone did not coordinate it. And the fact that the station could independently carry out some actions not authorized by the professionals is already a defect in the relationship of the professional community with this station. The fact that representatives of the State Nuclear Power Authority were present at the station, but were not aware of the experiment being conducted, not in the course of this program - this is not only the fact of the station’s biography, but the fact of the very existential state of the system’s employees’s biography.
>Those are the thoughts that come to mind in connection with the Chernobyl accident.
The dog scenes were unnecessary and extremely weak. It was just in there to make retarded normalfags sad but didn't have any meaning or emotional weight.
8 years idiot
Should have shown the dogs forming packs and attacking people - because that's exactly what happened
This. I loved the show and I love animals, never would have hurt one. But if you show all the horrors of radiation and what it does to humans, you can show the dogs and cats being killed. Not because I want to see it, but because this show is made to show us the horrors of that time period.
1 is the TDKR prologue of memeable lines and stuff. 2 and 4 is mostly super depressing stuff that wasn't as memeable. 3 had naked miners and pizza time. 5 has the whole "explaining an RBMK" and "holding placards" imagery.
I think 1 and 5 are most generally memeable. But my favorite things from the show are from Episode 2 and 4. With >5 years and Bachoposting.
>tfw no Bacho/Pavel/ugly Armenian miniseries
But it's not about the dog scenes. They're the setup to the punchline. The sausage and vodka scene is one of the best scenes in anything.
Americans are brainwashed about stupid dogs and would never accept seeing their true nature.
Americans value dog life more than human life for fuck sake.
Have you seen Americans, I'd put dogs above them
youtube.com
This has probably been posted, like 12000 times, but I just have to ask.
Have you seen this, /rbmk/?
I'd say kill yourself but statistically you're probably going to
Weak b8, you must dil8.
Americans are dogs.
Absolute kino
>(English subs)
>subs are actually in Swedish
what did they mean by this?
Tarakanov is alive bro
Bait?
The show was very clear about this.
Nurses know more than doctors because doctors are male.
Given by who died first. Akimov got the most rads out of anyone?
Yes, but they shouldn't have omitted the horror of killing domestic animals who ran at them for help. Should have been shown same as the rest of everything. I'd say it's the inner sadist talking in me, but I don't believe that. I don't like when people omit the bad parts of something.
Nice legs
I can smell poverty, alcoholism and dead soviet Union from this post
It is not even bad, you simply assign more value to animal life than you should.
They are here to serve us.
I assign the same value to all sentient life. Why should a show show horrific human mutilation but not animal?
when in tough spot you will always chose family member over your pet
I watched the final episode last night and had a fucking dream where I was sick and in so much pain from radiation sickness. It was awful bros. I woke up and was so relieved it was just a dream.
Where can I get glorious Soviet people's hat?
Not everyone bodies reacts the same way.
I just learned Gorbachev is still alive huh
thought he was dead for a while
>Yes, but they shouldn't have omitted the horror of killing domestic animals who ran at them for help.
Yeah I wasn't complaining about that part. I thought that whole storyline was kino as it was.
they're Afganistan war summer field hats or something. I looked them up on ebay a few weeks ago and it looked like you could get one for pretty cheap.
he looks like Burt Reynolds
No, the extreme smoke like in the series never happened.
>Was Dyatlov that antagonistic?
You can blame him for ignoring the xenon poisoning and preforming a flawed test for the sake of checking off a box but he didn't actually violate explicitly recorded safety protocols. The most that should have come of all this is a simple core shutdown and Dyatlov getting reprimanded or demoted. Core shutdowns are actually very regular in nuclear stations with the longest record of time gone without one only being a couple years inbetween shutdowns. The graphite tipped rods and the soviet system that kept them secret are what turned a negligible oopsie into oh fuck. Blaming Dyatlov is like blaming the Ford Pinto car fires on the drivers for getting into a car crash in the first place.
>tfw I want to watch ep5 but I don't even think there are paid avenues to watch it since it's so new and all streaming sites are fucked or have been DMCA'd
Really well done show that is completely inaccurate in its depiction of radiation as a contagious disease akin to zombie shit.
>pic related
literally blacked
kek
just how painful is ARS
i bet it feels like a really bad sunburn except for your entire body down to and including your bones
So random lady, Shine guy, roof guy, thank you guy, and other miner guy are all the GoT crossovers?
Pulling out all the control rods was always going to end badly, even if the rods didn't cause an explosion a meltdown was still likely
That rad grain
Slow motion burning and you can't get morphine.
Torrent it amerifaggot
Why are people here so weird?
Don't forget shitting yourself constantly and bleeding from literally everywhere
>Mikhail Shchadov
>Shchadov
>Shch
Lmao how retarded westerners need 4 letters to portray one simple letter Щ
suck my dick
top kek
americans are weak, degenerate and decadent
go suck tranny cock retard
>hating kino framing
>jerks off to overwatch futa porn
>commits suicide
Nice reddit spacing btw faggot
it's a retarded etymology spelling anyway
Paulie from Goodfellas
So?
lmao
americans search for cuck, interracial and black porn retard, at least russians arent cucks
>So?
Russians are weak, degenerate and decadent.
>You didn't see any graphite
>first time I've seen this game in 8 years
oh my god the memories
>shitty pedo b8
pls go
>Overwatch
>mom
>step mom
>futanari
>hentai
Oh dear. Looks like the government's "spiritual skrepy" aren't working too well.
BECAUSE IT IS ANT THERE
can you be reported for drawn porn here?
lol nope the entire cuck obsession started with Russian and Brazilian shitposters and propagandists invading English language culture. Cuck porn is and always has been just some weird extreme fetish.
Same with the tranny shit. The cultures that really fetishize trannies are the ones that are obsessed with "machismo." Russians, Brazilians, Spaniards, etc are all hate baiting to tranny porn way more than western euros and Americans. You're the faggots that are making futa a thing. You're the faggots watching BLACKED
>reeeeeeeeee
pathetic
what's it like shilling for a kid diddler?
It must be hell to slowly break apart.
ok cuck, continue being in denial
your country is literally soi
>tfw haven't been getting promoted more than 25 years and decided to destroy your plant and country
Many anons here are breaking down right now. Not physically, though.
>ebony
lmao nice cope cuck
>ebony
Gross.
user we are having a friendly chernobyl thread there is no need to be upset comrade
>commits suicide
That's just high IQ
>The cultures that really fetishize trannies are the ones that are obsessed with "machismo."
>The homophobes are the real homos
fat and burgerfed
Ebony is nice, bro.
>ok cuck, continue being in denial
P R O J E C T I O N L O L
>your country is literally soi
yeah you faggots are so "manly" that you can only cum to cartoon women with giant horse dicks.
why
>Right you bunch of gays, let's start the test
Based.
David Jason
>black people exist in America
>black people watch black people porn
Nice try tranny but "ebony" isn't "interracial."
Russians shouldn't culturally appropriate American's like that pic.
>to make retarded normalfags sad
t. chink
He didn't call them gay.
Your veins pop.
mor
Dilate or it will close up!
They're going through an obesity epidemic lol. They're quickly catching up to the west now that they've embraced capitalism.
This is offensive and in extremely poor taste.
Where is the control system tank? What is it for?
themoscowtimes.com
WE MUST NOT ALLOW A FAT PEOPLE GAP
It modifies the pressure of the feedwater.
You can't fast in here, this is the fatroom!
Yeah it's impossible for radioactive material to contaminate a second person/
Where fresh memes are?
Actually, radiation is transmitted by touch.
How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce Shch? What purpose for sticking two diphthongs against each other like that? Is it pronounced like Sh as in Short or Ch as in Chernobyl or something else altogether? You can't have both at the same time
The firefighters inhaled enough radioactive dust that they became radioactive and their corpses still are
Fuck that’s awesome
No. He spent some time in jail and then went back to direct another nuclear plant
fuck your script
>should have
Why?
Okay, what the actuall fuck. I started to watch a show about terrible ecological catastrophe and ended up googling fan arts and fanfics about Legasov and Shcherbina. Explain me how it happened.
pls upvote
What is russian cuisine?
Who did Akimov call to ask about the instructions?
3.6/10
>Bacho
>it's actually Baciu
>he is Moldovan
based duo
You are gay
You're a faggot.
>Shcherbina
He had an amazing character arc, I thought he was supposed to be an antagonist at the beginning
getting his big bamboo sucked dry by a hundred sluts after making a killing in crypto currency
>Give up my life in service of the Soviet Union.
>Get served on a plate to some capitalist pig kid
I just watched episode 1 of this meme show, have to say it was pretty gud
More uncomfortable than most horror movies
...
it was literally pronounced like sh and ch in succession in old russian. polish still has this in names like Szczecin and Szczebrzeszyn
but in modern russian it's more of an overlong sh sound.
so you're saying this is the cross-thread?
this is true
i dont understand why normies love dogs so much
Flex hard sweetie.
and that isnt even it's final form
in soviet russia, /rbmk/ serves you
which simulator game is this?