BUM

BUM.
HOT.

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Reminder when Americans go to the beach all the girls have their tops on. They literally don't see bare breasts every time they go for a relaxing day at the beach.

Completely opposite in Europe

I went on vacation with my wife in bermuda, and there were a group of girls sunbathing topless and just sitting up with their tits out. I was about 10 cocktails in, and had taken 50mg of vyvanse so my urges couldnt be contained. I jerked off in the water while staring at them for a solid 30 minutes until they left the beach. They must have complained to management because they asked for an explanation, and I told them that I got a rash and it required itching.

I remember my vacation in Italy when I was around 13/14 years old. Some oiled up beauty, probably in her mid to late 20s laid there on the beach in the sun, topless and face up.
Beautiful tits man, I was on my way to buy some ice cream but it tasted bitter after that sweet display.

>americreeps

>Bland

I'm French and I went to the beach more times than I can count and I've never seen tits IRL

based

I know. Isn't that the darndest thing? In the supposed Home of the Free, they are not free to view bare bosoms on a family trip to the beach, but in so called socialist Europe, apparently less free than America, bare bosoms can be readily viewed at every waterfront leisure locale

Medium rare bum cheek

W I D E

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE NAKED,THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING!
>NOOOO STOP BEING IN YOUR NATURAL STATE, BODY PARTS SCARE ME.

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Fake story. Make it more believable

as a burger, the idea of spending the day at the beach and seeing chicks with their tits casually out is almost unimaginable to me. It just doesn't happen here (maybe for the better, pic related). There would be some sort of hysteria.

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I visited Italy and saw some big titty milf bimbo just chilling with her milkers out in the beach, very nice

not him, but how much of a fucking virgin or 12 year old do you have to be to not believe a simple story about seeing titties?

Faithless degenerates like you deserves to be cucked by Mehmet and Ngubu’s BBC. Nothing makes me happier than nuking your modern-day Sodom.

I know you’re both full of shit but regardless I’d have a boner the entire time. Even in the cold sea water.

No wonder the army of invaders from the Middle East and Africa are raping everyone there kek fucking degenerates

>American
>calling other countries degenerates
sure...

Not in Miami

So many tourists whip their tits out that it just goes unenforced at this point.

>Americans are so cucked they can't believe bare breasted women are a common sight on European beaches
Is this why you invade places? The frustration of never seeing wet naked boobs at the beach, instead the breasts of American women are always kept out of sight, as if America was a Muslim country?
You know its not just the beach. Often in parks on warm summers days you will see lady office workers tanning their naked tits

Which is why girls in America don't go topless

this is what really happens in europe?

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>go to Turkey on vacation for two weeks
>relaxing by the pool, bottle of gin and lots of ice
>35 degrees celsius in the shade, but shade is for wankers
>listening to Pixies, "Ana" comes on, fuck yeah
>the woman from the apartment next door walks by topless, glistening in the sun
>check her out behind my sunglasses
>turns out her name was Anna
Fit as fuck m8. Argued with her asshole husband the whole time though.
Why can't I go back to being 18 again, things were exciting then. Broadband ruined everything

for sure man

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I'm not a brit.
But let's talk about your enormous crimes rates, drugs everywhere, prostitutes and escorts, your massive porn industry, sex everywhere on TV and films,...

meh, some people have their tops off, some don't. Unless you literally just landed from the 13th century you won't find it sexual in context