IN THE SHAH AH AH AH LOWSSSS

A woman closeted gay men hire to pretend to be their gf/wife for business/social reasons. Katie Holmes is highest paid a professional beard in hollywood.

Faggots are no longer stigmatized, in fact, the opposite, taking it in the ass is the coolest new thing for men to do. What possible reason could he have not to come out?

How many of the big action hero, blockbuster leagues are gay user? Do you think that's just a coincidence? Gay people don't get the macho action hero roles, which are some of the highest paid. No matter how many twitter screen shots or internet articles about LGBT you may read, normies still don't want to see gay men in their Michael Bay explosion videos.
His career wouldn't be over, but it would take a huge hit and he probably wouldn't be offered the same caliber of roles anymore.

Bradley doesn't act in Michael Bat xplosion movies in the first place, and his biggest role so far is playing a talking racoon and some aged country singer who dies.

So you think if they for example cast a blatant gay guy as the lead in American Sniper there would be no backlash and it would have been received just as well? And how do you know Bradley hasn't been trying to land those kind of roles? He was a in a marvel flick, I think it's pretty safe to assume he would be up for it.

>Irina Shayk, Bradley Cooper’s gf and mother of his child, caught Bradley fucking a guy/tranny (reports differ), causing her to leave him. Bradley’s PR team is trying to make him seem cooler by claiming she actually caught him fucking Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga’s PR team is furious and is now counter-shilling by releasing info about Bradley being gay.
hahahahahahahaha why

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Men are the Patrician choice, women are just for breeding.

Because Americans are retarded and think a man who is gay in his personal life can’t play straights on screen.

She’s such an ugly dumpy pig, he could have picked someone more believable

Then why have Disney told Tom Holland to play straight so fans don’t get upset?

This "model" really hit the wall in 4 years. Bradley can do better.

She looks disgusted by him. Probably knows about all the guys he has fucked on the down low.

This

is he a top or a bottom?

t. permaBoy

it would be a guy, not a tranny. He’s known for hooking up via grindr or other apps, wears a baseball cap to hide his face

She’s a total whore, even if her face was 10/10 her Pusey has been stretched by Arabs, oligarchs, anyone rich and influential enough to know what yachting is by experience. Repulsive.

Bottom. Him and victor garber on alias years ago were a thing

Why did she leave Penaldo?

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>Bradley Cooper
>A+ list

No.

Imagine taking the seed of a man who barebacks gay men

I remember my girlfriend who is a nurse was telling me how she had to spend 20 minutes consoling a woman who was in the clinic to get AIDS and STD tests done after she found out her husband was out fucking numerous men and women

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>accused of rape
she knew what was coming also Bradley payed more for those 5 years

Literally the most beautiful woman in the world
youtube.com/watch?v=yZKrQbbNUXo

But after CR7 she seem to have something for repressed fag

Tbh I'd rather fuck Gaga than that chick.

his biggest breakout roles were Hangover, then that NZT "activate your highest potential" movie, and then the A-team which didn't do too well. 100% of the roles he plays involve him being the macho straight guy. if he actually was a homo it would definitely impact his marketability. same goes for tom cruise, even though he also does not do mike bay robots & turtles go boom flicks.

just stop watching movies and stop paying the jews entirely. fuck. its not that hard. these people should be mocked.

He stars in the MCU. Just his voice, but still. If that isn't A+, I don't know what is.

Because he gave her SUUUUUUUUphilis

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At this point, I'd fuck either...

He totally is. You might argue all you want, but he is.

Your average Eagles fan. I bet he fucked Wentz when he got the big extension.

He's gonna fuck gaga now

Pro beard, she wanted American glamor and a career.

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irina shayk my dick on her face if you know what i mean

>some disgusting chicano Cowboys fan wrote this
Don’t forget to buy a Dak 56percentscott jersey this year too for his 19 TD passes

>dated gay Ronaldo
Ok, now I believe that she's probably a beard for Bradley too.

She got a new bf already.

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ian McKellen and patrick stewart are gay

His bigger rol is playing a real marine. A real murican Hero. He can't come out without the back lash.

>that face
>that body
>that hand
Are we sure she's not a man?

Pat isn’t gay.
Also they’re theater guys and their characters aren’t macho main characters. Hugh Jackman would fill the roll in those films, and he’s also a closet gay.

I'd fuck the shit out of Gaga. She has a helluva nice body.

Which one of those is a big action hero?

I'M OFF THE DEEP END
WATCH AS I DIVE IN

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Gay men are so gross. Why do they need to bring women into their gross lifestyle?

Cruise does action shit with boom boom though

Living in your head rent free it seems lmaooooooo

Nah. You have to have at least over a year of at least living together so it's not that simple.

1. Through women they maintain a connection with the normal world. Otherwise they’d sink deep into the Berghain underworld of gay fetishism
2. Many gay men hate women and want to hurt them

This. Just fuck each other, stop ruining women's lives. How many thousands of women will there continue to be who get tricked by gay men who marry them and have children? Then suddenly they break it off when they are 40+ long after she can find another man and have children with him.

>MCU
>A+ list
By your logic Vin Diesel and Dave Bautista are A+, I love the dudes but they clearly aren't

>Handsome actor breaks up with wife

>HE'S GAY HE'S GAY HE'S GOTTA BE GAY REEEE I WANT MODEL GIRLFRIEND FUCK YOU FOR BEING MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME BRADLEY COOPER

Stay incel Yea Forums

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lmao

She’s Russian

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Yeah I'm sure you know everything about the movie making business. You made 4 million last year right? Shut the fuck up.

Don't forget to call say he's not A+ List too

When has Brad ever been typecast as a chad action star? He’s the voice of a fucking rodent and most people don’t even know that.

He’ll be fine.

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>in fact, the opposite

And that's demonstrated by the fact that you still call them faggots when they'd made it clear you're an asshole for using that term?

tales out some anons ass

it would be cool if he was banging lady gaga, but it would also be cool if he was choosing to bang dudes over some roastie famewhore

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE WOMEN

In this case yes.

Gypsy here. Gypsies are just massive cunts who will latch onto anything to be rude to other people. They’ll support any ideology as long as it let’s them be assholes. They’ll switch opinions multiple times in the middle of a comversation just to make the conversation as unfriendly as possible. I seriously have no idea why this is a thing.

Also, most gypsies who live in houses are EXTREMELY wealthy.

remember diesel has f&f as well, you could make a convincing case for him being a+

He is still in the closet

padley pls

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Vin was A list in the mid 2000s.

>Jealous of Gaga
>hitting the wall
>saggy fake lips

I'm glad Brad cut her off early before she became more psycho

damn I didnt want to believe Cooper was gay but if she dated Ronaldo its almost confirmed

>those lips
Why would anyone outside porn do that?

used to be in the era of triple x and fast and furious
I wouldn't say so now, Groot or not.

Why do you people think everyone famous is gay?

Is this the repressed homosexual projection I've heard about?

Right? You're not famous and you're gay.

What are the essential Cooper's kinos?

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Because according to NPCs every attractive guy who is working something artistic is gay.

Limitless of course

I always assumed this movie is connected to that tv series where Bradley is working as a cook(?) in some restaurant. Is it?

Alias

>ywn bareback bradley cooper, film it and then blackmail him for millions with the footage

May be real, the profile looks atypical for fake lips I know because my lips look like that and they’re real

>Why am i even dating this idiot? Oh yeah, money.

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He's such a tool

Is she giving him a handjob?

He even ate her candy

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where is her right hand

The Place Beyond the Pines is both his and the Goose's best film. Top 3 kino of all time.

A-Team

American Sniper

lol its like his aunt babysitting him

He's a literal child

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tom should just quit acting and the burdensome beard gig. reckon tons of sugar daddy is lining up to lick his ass crack already

Still amazed how butt mad this made everyone

she's not that pretty