You tellin me this nigga was blind the whole time lmao

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he wasnt blind, he just knew how to read braile...

fucking retards

In the movie he didn't even need it in the end. Like he said it was all in his head. He isn't even human he's a vessel of God hence why he can do the things he needs to do.

Doesn't miss a single shot either

>cat oil

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lol

Well the bad guy couldn't read the book because it was in brail, so....it's heavily implied he is blind.

>turn movie on
>premise is that a black man can read
>immediately close vlc and throw my computer out the window

what was more BS was the bible only having one copy left, and that the bible somehow mattered to a post apoc society

>be god
>use a blind negro to deliver your word
could've just let the librarian have some visions or something

They could have made it so that Eli just understood braille but nah

it's what the christcucks would have wanted

You know prior to cities, in our history is kind of like post apocalypse. Post apocalypse is similar to pre civilization
The Bible was important then. Would be important again.

Yeah, a user friendly edition that’s professionally bound
In the movie it’s nothing more than a bare bones manuscript that’s ez to transport, kinda like winzip file.

The had guy even explicitly talks about it, it's his motivation. If you want to build a society where there is none you have to unite people somehow

He's not blind, he just knows how to read Brail. Fight me.

I thought he was going to have the bible on his ipod. Once he started reading it from memory I turned the movie off.

How did (((they))) let this based christian movie get made?

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What if I have a movie where this dude does normal stuff and then at the very end the bomb explodes inside him.
No, he's not going to mention it

he was blind and god protected him and gave him super smell and super hearing and an ipod with the bible on audible. learn2read movies ya heathen faggots.

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Christianity is a jewish religion and Jesus was a jew
Cope, christfuck

>Christianity is a jewish religion and Jesus was a jew

then why do jews hate it so much

Sounds like a fun movie. Reminds me of an awful screenplay I wrote in school.

because it isn't their jew religion

>>Christianity is a jewish religion and Jesus was a jew
>then why do jews hate it so much

cause like all jews, jesus was a subversive, who subverted the establishment of the time.

just like how neo-marxists-globalists jews are currently subverting nationalistic zionist jews.

the jews greatest enemy is itself.

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Underrated film

>tipping intensifies

who is this boy?

>who is this boy?

you shut your bitch ass nigger mouth faggot

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reported for avatar fagging

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NO U

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Back to leftypol

>just like how neo-marxists-globalists jews are currently subverting nationalistic zionist jews.
>Back to leftypol

ya cause leftists mock globalists jews and zionists jews

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HE WAS DIRECTED BY HIS CREATOR, YOUS MOOKS!

The anti‐Semite has chosen hate because hate is a faith; at the outset he has chosen to devaluate words and reasons. How entirely at ease he feels as a result. How futile and frivolous discussions about the rights of the Jew appear to him. He has placed himself on other ground from the beginning. If out of courtesy he consents for a moment to defend his point of view, he lends himself but does not give himself. He tries simply to project his intuitive certainty onto the plane of discourse. I mentioned awhile back some remarks by anti‐Semites, all of them absurd: "I hate Jews because they make servants insubordinate, because a Jewish furrier robbed me, etc." Never believe that anti‐ Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti‐Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. It is not that they are afraid of being convinced. They fear only to appear ridiculous or to prejudice by their embarrassment their hope of winning over some third person to their side.

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you telling me, that he not only knows braile, but Kanji too, and also Kanji braile, and that in the last scene, he is actually translating a version of a complete book he memorized on a language that he never spoke on the movie?
wow, thats awesome.

How did he do this, then? Action scenes were seriously underrated in this movie.

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>entry level question: was Eli blind
>top level question: how did they destroy every Bible in that amount of time

I don't care what you say, I've had enough of Jewish furriers robbing my shit.

The silhouette fight was incredible but fuck the superfluous slow-mo in this scene.

I watched it in so bad quality the first time I didn't realize why the zoomed in on his eyes.

He was actually just a mad homeless person and the "bible" he recites to the scientists turns into a load of bizarre scat stories after the first paragraph or so.

But why does he have blind people eyes at the end though

here in Proland we have a saying that it's the God that carries the bullets

i just assumed he was blind right from the start. didn't realise it was supposed to be a twist

Bless your hearts.

Exactly. It's obvious he's some god gifted super action man. It's a pro religious movie
on another note, Mila Kunis was real fuckable here.

>Exactly. It's obvious he's some god gifted super action man.
The funny thing is, is that a lot of religious texts talk about acts like this.
When you have complete 100% faith in god or your religion you become more than human.
Valhalla, Islam with dying for Jihad is glorious, those faiths decimated. The Crusades same thing.

>“We don't develop courage by being happy every day. We develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.”
>“Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.”

No he doesn't know kanji but it's supposed to be a miracle

Wasn't it obvious? I guessed the blind thing and the bible twist at the beginning

First time I read your post I understood it that you had a friend who was blind, but refused to believe he was blind

civilization is way older than even the earliest bible story. And even then those are universal myths, they can just remake it.

i refused to believe he was blind at first too, it was just too stupid for me to handle. so I handled that by being stupid

I bet his vision magically returned anytime there was a white woman to rape

literally divine protection until the mission was complete

Fukin kekus maximus

>How did he do this, then
god told him, i ain't gotta explain

Lmao

Am I the only one who likes this movie and didn't hate the twist?

Yes user. You are the only one in the world that does that.

He was talking about the guy from the movie dumbass

I wanted to watch this but Denzel is fucking awful actor

>implying him being blind is stupid and not badass
>he doesn’t know about the Tiresias archetype

Wew, at least you guys are still based

Based retard

Based Polandbro

Cringe and cringepilled please go back to your subreddit

Your friend sounds a bit of a simpleton. It was pretty fucking obvious.

only thing i remember from this is the ridiculous product placement

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it also had an ipod right?

I saw the trailer and assumed he was blind bc of the glasses. Then later I heard it was a big twist that no one saw coming. Really people?

what's that fucking mean

This is the best synopsis for the film