Does her boyfriend have good taste in movies?
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Never heard a single one
Are they pornos?
>boats
>Not bo4ts: high seas
Yea pretty pleb
When does Boats 2 come out?
Why do women date retards with bad taste and then cry about it?
AIStP was a comic masterpiece TBHQH
Are men fishing or shooting cannons at each other from their boats?
Imagine living in an era where you can publicly speak this disrespectfully of your significant other and not get hit for it
>Girlfriend doesn't understand the satire of Paul Verhoeven movies
>Parents keep asking why you won't marry her
>"It's just a dumb robot cop movie user!"
Just move to the middle east. They still do that there because they are fucking based.
movies your gf wants you to watch
>woman can't decide between two men
>woman behaves poorly, men are to blame
>woman has troubled relationship with her mother
>woman is irresponsible, refuses to be accountable, finds a man who understands her
>woman leaves stable, boring relationship
"Boats" should be higher on that list
It helps to balance all the SNL movies and girls bitching about inconsequential bullshit movies on their top list.
>expecting a woman to understand satire
This is peak 100 IQ right here.
try to come up with films that fit the description
-Paul Blart
-Big Hero 6
-Batman?
-John Wick?
-don't know any movie about boats
Women complain about the men they lust for.
The BF is based.
To be fair normies have shit taste, and her boyfriend is probably a normie (why would he even have a gf?)
Mine likes
>city woman falls in love with small town blue collar worker
>he hasn't seen Boats
I pity you, user.
Master and commander
>Don't know any movie about boats
Are you fucking kidding me, user?
>group of woman have a night on the town and talk about vaginas while puking on each other
>male strippers dance for women because equality
>lame women from a historical period try to find men to marry
>I don’t know, what do you want to watch?
Drives me fucking insane. I realize women aren’t assertive, but still.
>twitter screenshot thread
>Das Boot
someone post the list already
You’re fucking right it should.
What about ? I've heard it's good.
>Nah, that looks boring
He said boats, not boots user.
It’s like you met her.
Das boot ist a boat, idioten!
here's a solution i came up with for dealing with that bullshit
>user, let's watch a movie this weekend
what movie do you want to watch?
>idk, you pick
what about ? heard it's good
>that sounds boring, no
okay well i'm buying the tickets in 10 min, so unless you can pick a better movie we'd both enjoy, we're watching
>i don't want to watch a movie anymore
this lets you watch it alone and enjoy your kino in peace
This deserves its own thread fucking hell all women movies fit the criteria
Then she goes and fucks LaShawn
You forgot:
>woman meets male polar opposite of self, hates but eventually hooks up with him
Masturbater and Commando was good
>We should watch the Devil Wears Prada more than once
These are petty quibbles
>what movie do you want to watch?
>what about ?
Found your mistakes. After
>user, let's watch a movie this weekend
You buy the tickets and take her without ever saying which one.
Women dont have any taste in anything so who gives a fuck
See
Imagine getting this triggered over some bants lol
This is why you don’t have a girlfriend
Imagine being so verbally inept as to strike a woman who belittles you rather than shredding her self esteem with a witty retort
Only men can understand boatkino.
Personally the franchise was derailed after Boats: Better Lake Than Never came out.
Despicable me and broke back mountain are actually kino but the women's list is exactly what I thought it would be
bet her boyfriend cheats on her
>men ranking brokeback mountain over wonder women
what are they fucking fags?
>boats
No a boot is a type of footwear. I doubt they'd be seaworthy regardless of their size.
If you think that's "bants", you seriously don't know women, and thus most likely have never had a girlfriend
wow I actually hate women now
thanks, asshole
>t. never been in a relationship
Women are annoying and expensive
>Find a one that has pretty alright taste for a girl
>Absolutely refuses to watch any movie that isn't in english
There is always a catch.
Huh? Women don't HAVE bants. What the fuck are you on about?
Boats!
This forever invalidates anything women have to say about kino.
She's a detestable pleb. Her bf is a kinomaster.
>last girl I hung out with watched Twin Peaks and listened to Sonic Youth with me
>nice tiddies
>ugly as sin
Can't win them all.
>National Treasure 2 / Taxi Driver
>Nolan's Batman
>The Mummy
>Raging Bull
>Master and Commander
Pretty kino imo
Please tell me you don’t think she’s actually mad about this. Right?
This is the kind of tweet that girls show you, it’s teasing and jocular. When’s the last time you talked to a girl you weren’t related to?
Boats!!
Shut the fuck up roastie
>IMDB inadvertently makes the best argument for why most women have no say in film
I just feel bad for the women that have some taste.
>An idiot saves the president
Is this an attack against Trump?
The fact Harry Potter shows up 6 times is telling.
They post/say this shit because they ARE mad. Holy fuck you seriously have never been around women at all, have you?
They almost had something there since lakes are just little baby oceans, but making the whole cast voiced-over babies was a step too far.
>Top Movies Your Girlfriend (Male) Wants to Watch:
>-RomCom
>-RomCom
>-RomCom
>-Whatever Corporatized Disney Swill Is Currently Out
>-RomCom
You’re a big baby dude
Go dilate
Is Master and Commander truly a woman filter?
What type of psycho do you date lol? Normal girls don’t get mad about this kind of thing
Thats a film about ships not boats
>big baby dude
U mad
Not surprised in the slightest
>>-Whatever Corporatized Disney Swill Is Currently Out
This is the reason why the live action remakes of honestly stunning 2d animated movies that still hold up are being made and I hate it.
Have sex.
>if you point out that something is a joke and not an autistic rant you are a tranny
So this is the power of the incel thought process...
Dude most women lose their shit over anything. I asked my sister why she took the tomato sauce camping instead of getting a container or something and she goes straight to screaming
>don't know any movies about boats
Get out.
absolutely seething
>watching movies/ tv with women
Wrong. They bitch, moan and talk even if they picked it. I simply put on music videos of bands i like simply because i listen to all those hair metal rock bands. So they sing about sex and stuff which gets in the girls head and makes it easier to fuck. Which lets be honest is the only reason you watch anything with girls. Plus you get a sound track to your sex. Its great
>implying Boats isn't patrician
that's a major one
we live in the first era of human history where women can shittalk men without getting a black eye
i say we make it the last.
>don't know any movie about boats
not even fucking pirates of the caribbeans?
get the fuck out
Do you really think this isn’t just playful teasing? I doubt she’s out there watching Ivan’s Childhood or something
Playful teasing has been around forever
It really is sickening, user.
The "Soul vs. Soulless" isn't just a meme. I mean look at this shit.
that's like rape
>London has Fallen
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Blade Runner 2049
>John Wick
>Master and Commander
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
YOU FUCKING NONCE
Have sex.
like she knows the difference
Guy For you
that's about right
and it's at least 70% patrician
This tweet is truly amazing. How many times has it been posted on Yea Forums? 100? 200? And yet every time it's posted, despite the hundred identical threads before it, it gets hundreds of replies from seething incels.
>no mention of monkie movies
shit list
She's not wrong...
Bunch of 80s movies
I do, which is why I'm not shrieking about a joke.
Whats the best boats movie?
-My dog saved the President
-Batman Forever
-the Book of Eli
-Mortal Kombat
-Battleship
Titanic
hunt for red october
>I do
Then why do you talk like a virgin?
Alien
Pic of kid from Stranger Things doesn’t prove anything.
has to be master and commander
Jaws
The FINAL and DEFINITIVE Power Rankings
1) Silent Hero Journey Boy
2)An Idiot Saves the President
3)Boats
4) Rich Boy Hero 4
5) Fight Fight Fight
SPEED 2 MOTHERFUCKER
Don't ever make fun of Agnes Varda, you little nothing shitstain.
This isn't too bad until you inevitably get the "we only do what you want to do" sometime later. Bitch I fucking asked and you were too stupid to make a choice, if you make me make it every single time you can't be upset about it later. You know from the last 95 things you made me pick that it will probably be some scifi or documentary, this isn't a surprise.
>an idiot save the president
never watched one of these
>Rich boy hero 4
Iron or batman films? neither have had a 4th sequel iirc
>Silent hero Journey boy
Silent protagonist are bad? what?
>Fight fight fight
dont you dare talk shit about kung fu hustle you cunt
>Boats
Master and Commander is probably too heartfelt for her.
gonna play devils advocate
by the looks of it the age span of women on imdb seems to be 12-30
while the male users on imdb are more likely to be older judging by the films
Captain Ron
>co-starring Chihuahua-faced Penelope Cruz, nude with paper bag over head
die roastie
Going for low hanging fruit is only impressive to the fruit, fruit
>HIdden Nigures
The Old Man and the Sea. Watch it you will love it.
3/5 are kino
2 are fun, memeworthy romps.
does that guy work for publix
>Boats
>Not the superior Boats 7 Seas.
Don't know if this will work for kino but it works in a pinch for dinner.
>Guess where we're going for dinner tonight.
> *literally any restaurant*
>Yep! :D
Sounds based.
Tits, guns and explosions > Faggy drama.
>low hanging
If I were any other Yea Forums poster it would've been "the chick that did American Psycho" and you know it. But "American Psycho chick" doesn't get the noggin joggin or my boner poppin, so Agnes takes the cake. Also would marry young Vera Chytilová despite being a hard 4 in the looks department.
have sex
have sex
Congratulations
Thanks, man. Would like to hear your picks. We don't talk about enough creative women we'd bone. Too much about the airhead actresses.
Dilate
I legitimately would not be capable of boning a creative woman. I’ve tried, but my penis is always less than fascinated.
When she writes boats she is really referring to submarines
Bummer.
I will add
>Run past airport security for love
>2 betas and a leaking vagina
>I AM DIEING OF CANCER FEEL SAD FOR ME
>boats
WHY
DONT
THEY
UNDERSTAND
> no horror
> no postwar dramas
> no buddy movie
> no doggos
Confirmed normie dudebro
I have my quibbles with the rest of the order, but I agree that nothing tops SHJB.
That's the popular opinion, but Boats: Ship On Your Shoulder holds up better than you'd think if only for the redemption arc.
Boats immediately imply journey, mystery, adventure, danger, and the importance of teamwork and leadership. None of these things matter to women.
Probably for the best. She might mistake your dick for a mushroom and take a bite out of it.
> No going crazy in the woods movie
> no hangover in Vegas movie
For the love of God, find a new boyfriend
On the bright side, I’ve been with some gorgeous, non-androgynous vageens
I liked Boats:Swab the deck. You can tell the Director knew and respected the source.
>creative = delusional
I wish
Niccce. Grats.
Too bad the budget was non-existent after the flop that was Boats: Shore enough
Boat zero: floss to da top deck is still my fav by far
Yea that did start the downfall of the whole franchise. Fuck sake the next one Boats:Full Mast was just a softcore porn film that channeled ED Wood.
They turned it around in Boats: Up Ship Creek but it was mostly toilet humor trying to cash in on that craze.
Age span has to be different unless you are telling me the average Fornite addicted zoom zoom has unironically watched anything but shitty Marvel movies.
Did you guys enjoyed Boat: with me, that weird romantic spinoff? It was a blast seeing that roller coaster humper again
What's so amazing about sailing ships anyway?
They're so compelling to me yet I have no idea why
I get why fighting and war are attractive for men in general but fucking sailing ships and machinery like trains and vehicles are a mystery
I don't know what they were thinking hiring Shyamalan to direct Boats 5: Party on the Poop Deck. Any idiot could have seen where that was headed.
Hey guys, Boats is getting a reboot
www.fakenews.org/boat_reboot
Should we be afraid?
Boats is an absolute classic, dumb whore roasttoast deserves to be burned at the stake for disrespecting the superior gender.
Yea Then they had to bring the rappers in to it with Boats:Escape from Somalia. Lil Jon cannot fucking act.
Reboat
Same reason movies about football are popular: dudes are programmed by eons of evolution to cooperate on some base level that women do not and can not understand.
boats is my pick fellas.
Please stop. Please.
Google to the rescue
Go download the original script, they tossed it out and went with that shit because the guy pegged to lead got shot and couldn't be in it. They rewrote it in like two weeks. Original title was Boats: Back That Galleass Up.
strong LOL from me
movie titles are never actually puns, that's a reddit thing.
>no Das Boot
awww
>movie titles are never actually puns
WE WATCH MASTER AND COMMANDER HERE ON Yea Forums SIR IT'S ONLY THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER AND GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU A TRUE MOVIE BUFF WHO IS BETTER THAN OTHER MEN
CAN I BE ORIGINAL TOO
I LOVE BOATS
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MASTER AND COMMANDER?
Watch it be a soulless cash grab. That will "ironiclly" have stand ups to the original and they will pull the orignal cast back in to it only to kil them off or have the "pass the torch" to some new interracial team.
I'll bet you one American dollar that you're the type of queer who makes wojack edits.
Most of the original cast members of Boats is dead now though.
That is even worse. We get horrible CGI faces of them all.
OBVIOUSLY I MEAN ONLY A GAY PERSON WOULD SAY STUFF LIKE "MASTER AND COMMANDER IS A MEME" AND "APING Yea Forums MEMES ISN'T MANLY"
On new boats.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST POSTED BUT YES, MOVIE TITLES ARE NEVER ACTUALLY PUNS. THAT'S A REDDIT THING.
The Gianna scene literally gave the movie it's title
What about Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit? I can probably find a list of pun movie titles.
cars
My girlfriend appreciates almost any kino I show her. She even liked The Godfather, Predator and Blade Runner 2049. The interesting thing is that this taste doesn't show in her own behavior because even after several years she'd never choose these kind of movies herself. Left to her own devices she always watches women shit.
Where is Dick in Mouth?
Dick in Ass?
Dick in Pussy?
And the sequels? Fingers in Mouth?
Why is this different then men bitching about women only liking RomComs, disney flicks and marvel movies?
Women are programmed to give men they love validation
They will legit swear they like their boyfriends taste, but in reality they are not, but they believe it. It's pure biology
Wait til they are old, and they will show their real interests
ultra based
They will sometimes try but having bants with them is impossible because there's an invisible line and if you cross it she's absolutely butthurt, no matter how funny and obviously spoken in jest your comment was. They fundamentally don't understand bants because deep down they still can't grasp that it's not actually about hurting each other. And since they can always rely on shaming another person for hurting their feelings instead of having to figure out a clever comeback (which guys couldn't do unless they wanted to look like a bitch), they never get good at it.
Bantering is ultimately a verbal form of rough and tumble play in the male bonding experience.
H
The root "La" is for females, it would be more accurate if you said DeShawn.
In the Heart of the Sea was pretty decent.
All is Lost in pretty gud. I assume we are excluding movies about big ships.
its not bants, if you reciprocate she'll cry and cancel you
This image makes me want to play Wind Waker again which makes me want to buy a boat again
I laughed out loud but I have no fucking idea how that image of me got in there, that's fucking terrifying
You are probably right but I'd like to add that she's even capable of discussing the movie and its strengths with me and cones up with original thoughts while doing so. It's definitely a fascinating phenomenon.
TDKR was only rich hero boy 3
Batman and RObin, moin froind
In the Line of Fire
Iron Man 2
Anything Batman related
Fight Club
Jaws
>fight fight fight
lmao
fight fight was the best of the trilogy
fight would have been acceptable as well, what a pleb
>Ordinary people
>Left hand mouse
no, but my girlfriend always wants to watch that, along with
>A diva saves the president
>Rich boy Bachelor 4
>Loud outsider journey girl
>Dance Dance Dance
>IT'S SATIRE BECAUSE DYSTOPIA DETROIT FUNY COMMERCIALS
Why it is so hard for women to understand the appeal of boats?
movies about boats:
>Das boot
>Sink the Bismarck!
>Master and Commander: the far side of the world
>we dive at dawn
>Tora! Tora! Tora!
>the battle of the river plate
Today I will remind them.
Read the thread faggot
even better after the last season of GoT
Still better than the WB spin off, Boats: Yachts up Doc. Mixing live action and 2d animation is always a mistake.
jason and the argonauts
captain phillips
perfect storm
dunkirk
The Hunt for Red October
Pirates of the Caribbean
Poseidon
speed 2
Mutiny on the Bounty
Waterworld
>best rated one by females is the one starring Robert pattinson
damn
Unironically the first Pirates of the Carribean movie
Pattinson is literally /ourguy/ though.
He's a great actor, he just did the Twilight series in order to not have to worry about money ever, for the rest of his life. Now he just takes roles he actually wants to do, like in Good Time.
i think Boats is Battleships
This guy explained it
he is based
comfy taste. RIch Boy Hero 4 sounds like a movie for women though.
why are women such brainlets
Thanks for reminding me they actually made a film adaptation of Battleship. Yes, the fucking pen and paper guessing game.
Boat movies are kino. I'm not surprised the lesser sex can't appreciate it.
Kino
pornhub.com
Absolutely. It's in their dna. They can and legit feel interested about their counterpart tastes. Women are basically the best supporters, and it feels fantastic. I mean, it's not fake, it's just what they do very well.
Tell her to watch Polka polka polka
It's fantastic
The worst is "says she wants to watch something but spends the entire time texting friends about how much a bitch her best friend is"
Boat movies really are a terrible genre along with dramedy and musicals.
> movies your gf wants you to watch
> >woman can't decide between two men
> >woman behaves poorly, men are to blame
> >woman has troubled relationship with her mother
> >woman is irresponsible, refuses to be accountable, finds a man who understands her
> >woman leaves stable, boring relationship
> Protag is a wreck but multiple guys love her
> friendzoning is totally cool
> my friend turned out to be gay
> he is rich
>implying anything affects women but other women
Nothing a man says will get to them.
> he is rich 2: and his mom is a witch
> he is rich III: summer love was his brother
> he is rich IV: he has witch sister
> he is rich V: and into kinky shit
> He is rich VI: I do anal
I know one of those. Huge tits, decent taste, weak face. I stopped seeing her after she have birth. Her daughter is growing titties too.
Trying to think of the best recent movie in each category.
>Olympus Has Fallen
>Iron Man
>Blade Runner 2049
>John Wick
>Master and Commander
>legit
Why the hell did this get popular? Did the Bam Margera start saying it or something?