You guys remember him?

One gun shot and that fella goes down

steroids only affect testicle size

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>Hafthor stands with an iconic wide stance to make himself physically resemble a mountain, a reference to The Mountain, a character he played on HBO's hit show Game of Thrones

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Pussy.

Have you seen him fight? It went literally exactly like how Mountain vs Oberyn went, sans the Mountain winning in the end. I think you could beat him if you had some way to range him, like with a spear or polearm. But a gun is not necessary

That being said, you'd probably have to know what you are doing with that polearm. Some random dude who just picked one up for this specific fight probably won't do so hot.

>an iconic wide stance

he sucks, just a big thumb
>inb4 muh lifts mug comps that no one cares about

not as strong, the mountain is a strongman

steroids alone wont shrink your dick but getting to that size and getting a muscle gut does pull your dick inward and makes it functionally smaller.

be honest are you mowing a lawn at this very moment

his dick isnt going everything else is just going out

4u

For you.

>be me
>6'6"
>frame like Hafthor
>want to lift and get as fit as him
>can't afford personal trainer
>can't afford to eat as well or as often as him
>can't afford to spend as much time in the gym as him
why couldn't I have been born to a wealthy family

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more like short man

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is this his gf?

i would watch that porn

Both these guys will be physical wrecks at 45.

i will never understand the brigade of retards that has all these images on standby to "own" halfjor related threads, theyre both white, theyre both huge, one is bigger, one is stronger, aspire to be both

imagine being sandwished by those two

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He actually seems like a nice guy.

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man-head and his gimp

He seems pretty shy and awkward actually

What are his shits like? What are her shits like?

he used to beat up his ex. not like that it matters though. these whores all love it

>What are his shits like? What are her shits like?

I'm 7'2 and I had to get one of those high powered turbo shitters that actively suck the shit right into the pipes rather than just have the shit slunk down into them. Public toilets will be insta-clogged. I eat around 5,000 calories and shit once a day, usually in a solid log or two.

I really want a short gf. Like 4'8. At that height she could just walk up to me while I'm doing something and start sucking me off right there. Downside is that with a girl that small, theres no way my honkin honker will fit in her clown car.

i'm 5'8'' and i shit once a day, my shits are at least 12 inches long

His calves are bigger than your head.

food isnt that expensive, learn to cook and start shoving those meatpies into your mouth my lanky skeletor friend

I would actually pay money to see him mating press his tiny wife.

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And she's alive to tell the tale? Doubt it.

If you are truly serious, just do it. Someone will eventually sponsor you like that near cripple guy who got sponsored to do ridiculous athletic shit then eventually crossed Antarctica within 45 days or something.

I'm serious. I don't know if I could get a sponsor though. I'd have to really whore myself out on instagram and the like to even have a chance at attention from a potential sponsor. It really sucks because an old coworker of mine was shredded like a young Schwarzenegger, lifting religiously and constantly snacking on protein bars. He had a decent presence on social media, meeting up with other lifters, and I don't even think he was sponsored.

food isn't expensive but it adds up. I'd probably need to eat 6-8 meals a day.
>lanky skeletor
man I was 420 lbs. Down to 330 now.

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There are some people who just sponsor shit like this either because they are super rich or because they love athletic shit. The problem is you gotta win something to be on their radar.

Thanks for the info dude. I appreciate it, and I appreciate your help.

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Check out Joe Rogan's interview with Colin O'brady to hear how the dude got sponsored.

Hell yeah brother. The great info keeps rolling in. For whatever it's worth, know that some random dude online is very grateful for you. Here's a quick story: my old coworker who lifted was in the warehouse with me when our forklift was broken. We needed to move a 575 lb crate full of metal pipes (the box was like a square coffin - those proportions). I told him to grab a side and we lifted the crate off the ground and moved it a few feet out of the way. He was amazed that it was that easy for me to lift, especially since he said he struggled with it. And that he was a weightlifter and I was an out of shape fat guy.

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welcome to the modern world caveman