Candy Ass Roody Poo

moot was a horrible dictator who made life hell for everyone and would constantly get into wars with other chans, lead raids on other sites and take the site down for days to months to ask for donations. When that stopped working he put captcha on every post and then demanded we pay him to remove the captchas.He envied reddit and flooded the site with redditors by promising they could get to be janitors - he only did this because his own devs threatened to quit if he installed upvotes like he wanted. He also wanted to stop hosting images and make everyone use imgur just like reddit. He even made a shitty drawing app which failed because he's untalented. One time he got drunk at 7AM and started doxxing tripfags, the only based thing he's ever done.

After everyone getting so sick of him he sold it to a japanese chink and said he was going to work for google. He might honestly be one of the worst ever people who lived.

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you forgot the time he got cucked

anime

To be honest he was not wrong to ask for money. He should have done it even more aggressively imo.

>b-but the site doesn't work

And yet you're still here LMAO.

Bring back Snacks

little known fact, snacks is the one who took this pic

he was an awful jew and a faggot. the site went down for at least 12 hours at a time once a week and all the improvements made to the site were copied from 3rd party extensions

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post some luggage lad pics

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he hated Yea Forums

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It's true

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>implying
Moot's story is more interesting than mark Mark Zuckerberg's.
>from 15 year old moot copying 2chan's website to all the battles in court about cheese pizza, people killing themselves, and his break down after the celebs leaks to his final decision to sell the website to gook moot and taking a job he was underqualified for in Google.

what would be the final shot of the film?
>a wearied and beaten down (by google) moot slinks into his dark jap apartment late at night and after a few moments of staring out the window goes to his pc and logs into 4channel
>fade out
>anamanaguchi starts playing
>roll credits

He was basically the underground geeky loser zuckerberg. He was awkward and didnt have social skills, just like me. We looked up to him. He also did lulzy things like banning people for silly reasons

What a dandy

Everyone with an IQ above 70 does

The definition of candy ass

>I've read this once
>I'll likely remember this fact for the rest of my life
Why can't I remember anything useful

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I wonder how often he visits us, it must be different being just another user

Idris Elba

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a giant faggot

I guess you could also show the days before, his time on the Something Awful forums, getting kicked out for basically being a shitposting little cunt. End the film with the event of Yea Forums trolling Time magazine by voting him one of the year's most influential people, and how all of that got to moot's head, to the point of him believing he's an innovator like Mark Zucc despite being a talentless poofter who doesn't even know a thing about coding, and then just as the credits roll, hint, by way of a flash-forward montage, at the decline of Yea Forums and how cancerous the internet would become in 10 years time where its influence would indirectly (or directly) turn even normies and zoomers into meme spouting retards. A post credits scene would reveal a balding moot in a windowless Google office sat at an apple desktop computer, laughing under his breath. "Based.... based...", he would repeat over and again, with intermittent moments of boisterous maniacal laughter.

>When that stopped working he put captcha on every post and then demanded we pay him to remove the captchas.
That’s not why we have captchas retard

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I'm a software engineer at Google and ran into moot in our snack kitchen a month or two ago. It was a weird moment. He works in the Japanese office but was in Mountain View for a meeting probably. Parts of his team sit in my building so that would make sense.

either this is true or you made some shit up. i don't know what scenario is more odd

honestly kino

Is he like a celebrity over there?

No, he keeps a really low profile honestly. He hasn't posted a single meme on the internal meme site or posted at all in groups. I think he just wants to live his life in Japan.

>He works in the Japanese office.

How big of a weaboo can a man be ?

He's living the dream now

How cancerous is the internal meme site at Google?

I'm sure he doesn't like the spotlight after all he's been through, but is he recognized by your coworkers?
>internal meme site
???

tripfags are here no longer; baneposting made Yea Forums a better place.

Why the hell are his hands so tiny? Is this edited?

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Michael Cera

>not an up ending where moot lives out his weeb fantasy working a high-level tech job in Japan

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you see him again call him a faggot for me

>tripfags are here no longer

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I'm sure he's happy knowing he will go down in the history books as someone who contributed to the destruction of the Union.

Pics or it didnt fucking happen faggot

t. paulson survey redditor

It's just really normie programmer/nerd memes. A lot of it is about internal corporate politics/goings on so it can be interesting to get a pulse on the mood of most people.

I'm sure plenty of people recognize him, but like I said he doesn't advertise it much.

he was kind of cool earlier on but always had a bit of a faggot streak to him. I like him more than hiro though.

K I N O

he's already been cast

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That's exactly why captcha was implemented, to drive pass sales.

Imagine it this month being gay pride month.

Jfc

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Check the archives for any thread 2012. More than half the threads are pure tripfag circlejerk. Complaining about tripfags is like a housewife screaming at a mouse after fumigating her house for bed bugs.

Moot = soul
Hiro = soulless

Nope. This is a much better choice

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>DJ Qualls as m00t

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Aiden Gillen

imagine being this wrong

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Who would play Snacks?

Tomthe chalomet would be a good moot he has the chaake for it

He was also a fucking fatass until he got busted for throwing rocks at cars and had to do community service.

Google, and Sillicon Valley as a whole, are way more to the right than you think. The diversity/LGBT stuff is just surface level and low level employees. Make no mistake, high level it's pure libertarianism/technofuturism. The most conservative people I know I met at fucking burning man, they started talking about Nick Land and fucking Moldbug. They weren't low level code monkeys either.

>3 months
my condolences

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m00t was a degenerate gambler, and sexual pervert. His love of traps and Loli nearly destroyed this site.

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>love of traps and loli
>destroyed

>he wouldn't sell off this shitheap for a huge payday and move to japan to work for jewgle
based retard

>how was moot during his term here?
You tell me

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>moot probably replied to one of your shitposts
>you probably replied to his

>The most conservative people I know I met at fucking burning man

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Do you know what the Thieolsphere is?

Is moot ITT right now?

not here moot hated Yea Forums and came here like twice

but he was our faggot
also not a little girl

why do so many Yea Forums incels post nigger porn?

he's waiting for someone to post the pic of him nude, all for a baseball cap and shotting load of cmen unto his tummy

yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

It really is an interesting type of conservatism. Not religious at all, some race politics but since everyone is white and Asian it’s unspoken that racial differences are apparent. Most of them probably vote democrat just being surrounded by the Silicon Valley culture.

What about the /making it/ arc?

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He was an overweight hispanic gentleman.

This is downright poetic.

Warchief Rend Niggerhands delivered the Cracky era that made this dump. Fuck Moot's faggotry.

here you go mootykins :3

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nothing, i was just asking

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They're big out here is all. There's a large stealth conservative movement.

>3 months
Get out while you still can. I think there's still hope for you. I've been trying to escape for over a decade

Sound like wishful thinking to me but could be plausible. How many Jews are heads of the tech industry? Certainly miniscule compared to the media.

youtube.com/watch?v=SxK9x0p8Nf4

Oh wrong thread.

>Cracky
unironically kys

he wanted to be the little girl

There was a massive spam raid on Yea Forums immediately prior to captchas being implemented, courtesy of some guy selling/demonstrating a Yea Forums spam bot on skidforums. I'd say you're correct it was kept in place as is and monetized for jewish reasons though, no reason you shouldn't be able to post all day with a single captcha entry like other sites.

There's this porn guy named Rion King who looks just like moot in some scenes.

>prior to
Just say “before” dumbass.

Most conservative movements are stealth now.

Because the left is doing the right thing by the worker and getting people fired if they dont agree with their batshit insane identity politics

He grew up fat and a weeb

How feminine is her penis do you wonder

He got cucked so hard by that Jewess

We have captchas from when bots invaded, though

he could be pretty based at times

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This. I started subconciously using chan lingo when talking with normies jesus christ

This. Dude made it in life

Came to see this image but IT'S EXCLAMATION MARK NOT EXPLANATION MARK

You forgot the luggage lad incident

I miss the random bans he and snacks would toss around. Back then Mods=Gods. They shitposted with us. They trolled with us. They were a part of the community. Imagine a Yea Forums bristling with OC. Organic memes rising and falling with the occasional forced meme reaching meme status except Milhouse. Newfags couldn't triforce and the solution to everything was to delete system 32. It was fun and irreverent. Newfags were never spoonfed. All the dumb little things m00t would try out like fortunes and creative use of word filters.

Nowadays people are flying off the handle over the most obvious of trolls. Newfags are sat down in a high chair and spoon fed until they need burpies. The Rules of the Internet are all but forgotten save 34. Hiroshimoot's use of word filters have been lame and uninspired. For example 50y=onions. Way back when nigger=roody poos. Jannies and mods have become monumental faggots. The only constant throughout all of Yea Forums's history is that OP is/was/will be a faggot.