Have you ever met a celebrity?

have you ever met a celebrity?

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Is the celebrity here supposed to be Will Smith in the background?

I nearly spear tackled Cindy crawford.

thats famous director michael bay on the right

Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

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is that Beetlejuice green in the background?

Yes, this was taken at Crackhead Bob's funeral.

My wife is Sophia Lillis

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yep its just minutes before beetlejuice knocked out michael bay

yes

lmao, somebody make a new skeeeeup thread

Yeah and she sued me

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yea well i fucked her first

who?

What an absolute Chad. I want to be that hand.

Yep! That's me on the right!

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my gf met steve

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God, I'm jealous.

How did she know who's hand it was?

I went knuckle deep and she felt my rings

Because she can obviously feel the left arm of the woman you fucking moron

Post pics of gf's tits plz

Sheryl Lee is my wife.

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The closest thing was a tv reporter I would watch in the evening news. I didn't expect to snicker the way I did

I could see that happening

i sat next to michael cera on a plane for 10 hours

I was running late for my flight from new york to poland and I had a first class seat, so when I finally boarded I noticed I would be sitting next to him. I was kind of excited because I liked him in super bad so I thought i'd strike up a conversation with him but he seemed to be sort of annoyed

I told him I love his work and he didn't look at me but rather snorted and said "okay" then when the flight attendant came by and asked us to fasten our seatbelts I interrupted him and said he'd like the "now this is pod racing fasting huh michael??" and he basically told me to shut the fuck up and looked pretty irritated

when the flight attendant came back and told us the plane was landing I told him now this is plane landing huh michael, and at this point he lost his shit yelling "you are such a fucking embarrassment and you are the most fucking irritating person i've ever met" and got snotty with the flight attendant demanding comped drinks then we landed and I didn't speak to him again

I actually took a picture with him when the plane landed but he wasn't looking at the camera, i'll post it later once I upload it

sat next to Eminem in school

yes

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This picture was taken at Harvard. Let that sink in for a second... Beetlejuice at fucking HARVARD LOL!!!

So this is what a Yea Forums looks like irl good kek

he bites his thumb skin

based

You met young Mike Stoklasa?