Natalie calls you into her Time's Up office and demands to know your top 10 female directed movies. What do you say?

Triumph of the Will
American Psycho
Point Break
Strange Days
The Punisher: War Zone

I'm sick of seeing shit on twitter about TWO TRANS WOMEN MADE THE MATRIX! fuck right off with that revisionist shit

the 4 or 5 sophia copola movies i can remember and then nothing after that. sorry, nat.

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she's gonna nuke israel someday

Neta-Lee text me right now

American psycho
Raw
we need to talk about kevin (lynne ramsay is good in general)
Lost in translation
zero dark thirty I guess
Lady bird was ok
Jennifer's body was fun

Overall Lynne Ramsay and Kathryn Bigelow are the only ones worth remembering, the rest are as useless as any other woman

I couldn't even name 10.

1. American Psycho
2. The matrix
3. Uhhhhh... shrek

I genuinely enjoy the films of Sofia Coppola and Kathryn Bigelow. I guess American Psycho also makes the list as well as Persepolis.

The Ascent
Daisies
Jane B par Agnes V
You Were Never Really Here
Beau Travail
The Piano
Olympia
Meek's Cutoff
Wanda
News from Home

Now can I please sniff your anus, Mrs. Hershlag?

Certain Women
Cleo From 5 To 7
Daisies
Daughters Of The Dust
The Headless Woman
The Hitch-Hiker
Jeanne Dielman
Lost In Translation
Raw
White Material

cool list. I had no idea The Ascent was made by a woman

I give her 10 creampies, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

just ask her questions about her role in the professional

A League of Her Own
But I'm A Cheerleader
The Hitch-Hiker
Umm

I know there's a couple more..

american psycho
near dark
the matrix
hurt locker
frozen
speed racer
clueless
big
bend It like beckham
mikey and nicky
meshes of the afternoon

Natalie Hershlag fucks niggers

>all these kids googling 'films directed by women' and listing films they couldn't care less about just to score brownie points on Yea Forums
kek, can't wait for this thread to 404 so you can all go back to hating on women and minorities

>What do you say?
Sorry ma'am, but this sounds very sexist. I'm not a sexist and I pay no attention to directors' gender.

There are people on Yea Forums that actually watch film.

Suburbia
Wayne’s World
Wayne’s World 2
The Little Rascals reboot
The Beverly Hillbillies reboot
Clueless
The Decline of Western Civilization I, II, & III
Black Sheep

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tgg

yikes

based natnat

The Matrix

Ill just lie and tell her i watched Zero Dark Thirty and Wonder Woman 5 times respectively.

The Hurt Locker
Lost in Translation
The Virgin Suicides
American Psycho
Whale Rider
City of God
The Prince of Egypt

That's all I got

The Matrix Trilogy
American Psycho
All that porn that lisa ann directed

I tell her that all women are whores then I tell her to take off her shoes and shove her sweaty toes in my mouth

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Boys Don’t Cry
Just One of the Guys
Clueless
Zero Dark Thirty
Wonder Woman
Faces Places
That episode of The Wire directed by Agnieszka Holland

Yikes, that’s all I got

based

Time, user.

>the hitch-hiker
>lost in translation
>point break
>fat girl
>cleo from 5 to 7
>a league of their own
>...

Yeah, I could just list other Bigelow or Coppola movies, otherwise I'm pretty much at a loss. To be fair I don't think it's my fault that I can't list 10 good movies directed by women.

Ratcatcher
We Need to Talk About Kevin
American Psycho
Sleepless in Seattle
High Life

Is five okay Natalie? I'm sorry.

>slings out dick
>how about you direct THIS (into your mouth)

Meshes of the Afternoon
You were never really here
The virgin suicides

3, i like 3 female directors. But sorry nat, I don't cast jews. Also the matrix doesn't count, regardless of what month it is.

Say nothing and rape her.

All movies that have been directed by Proxy Paige.

Exactly. We only need gay porn

I bet she could fit a watermelon up her ass nowadays holy shit

>people
Ya right, people have heart beats

1. The Babadock
2. Point Break
3. Monster
4. Lost in Traslation
5. Wanda
6. Something's gotta give
7. You were never really here
8. An education
9. Revenge
10. High Life

I can't think of any, but you can direct my cock into your mouth if you know what I mean

Made me laugh

I would inform her, that I don't generally know who has directed most of the movies that are popular outside a select few.

pretty much this

She should've won for Jackie. They robbed her

"Did you bleach your anus fort that, you know, that movie"

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>how do i procure a jawline like yours

First three count double since theyre made by trannies so thats more important to women

Off the top of my head

>American Psycho
>Point Break
>Near Dark
>Fast Times at Ridgemont High
>Big
>Awakenings
>A League of Their Own
>Lost in Translation
...i-is that 10 yet?

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what is the least sexual movie she did ?

Very good movie. Prime Harvey Keitel.

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Sorry, Natalie. I don't actually watch movies. Want to play some MarioKart instead? I bet I'll kick your ass.

I tell her that women aren't as creative as men

>1. The Matrix
>2. The Matrix Reloaded
>3. The Matrix Revolutions
Nice

I don't know about top 10, but I do know what the all-time best film directed by a woman is.

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