Do men really do this?

She doesn't seem like a self-absorbed cunt at all. No way. What movie or TV show is she from?

>for the rest of your life
no it's until you hit the wall sweetie

*tips fedora*

Feed and seedpilled.

Attached: 1533022428262.jpg (1022x1024, 335K)

As an incel Paki I'm gonna have to disagree.

Who do you think marries them after that?
It's betas, which 90% of millennials are.
Generation of autistic manchildren.

No woman has ever said thank you to me before.

>woman says anything
>incels absolutely lose their fucking minds

Is it just a mental illness at this point?

ive had a few celebs like my posts on instagram i dont care to follow no name thots

This but the exact opposite

>user i dont get this joke. can you explain it to us?

wat do, sneedbros?

Your posts always bring a smile to my face

thank you

lol jk fag i have a benis also

- Thank you
- Keep saying it

she will marry a rich dentist and be set for life though

pajeets definitely do

Attached: indians.webm (404x720, 2.94M)

*ahem*

The current business is called "Sneed's Feed and Seed", however it was previously owned by Chuck. Since both "feed" and "seed" rhyme with the new owner's name (Sneed), it's implied that the previous name of the business also rhymed with the previous owner's name (Chuck). Therefore the previous name of the business before Sneed arrived was "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

Initially, this seems improbable, since a business that provides feed and seed seems completely unrelated to a business that provides fuck and suck. However, spreading your seed is a euphemism for impregnating someone (i.e. fucking someone). And feeding means you consume it orally, (i.e. sucking). So Sneed's new business is also a brothel, just like Chuck's business. What's worth pointing out is that Sneed changed the order of "fuck" and "suck" when he renamed the business (calling it "feed and seed" as opposed to "seed and feed", which would be the name if you were to change the words and keep them in the same order). This is subtly implying that Sneed is taking the business in a new direction, while providing a similar service to what Chuck had done for many years before him.

You're welcome, ladies.

Attached: 1530123308297.jpg (511x671, 33K)

that wasn't my point
dilate

He got her to respond. Better than I can do.

This is how I lost my virginity with 7 women at the same time.

chad af

What's it look like?

*autistic men, niggers, and people who are painfully non-self aware

Men who led bad lives shall be reborn as women. -Plato

What's more pathetic is looking for Twitter posts just to shitpost here.

>roastie full well understands and likes all attention she gets by posting on the internet whatsoever
>gets to bitch and vent on one hand while still loving the beta orbiting attention while pretending she doesn't
Life would be more fair if you had to earn a vagina.

Thank you

why are underage twitter niggers so afraid of writing fuck?

Did Plato predict trannies?

HOLY FUCKING BASED

"af" needs to be filtered

Because Twitter is crawling with millennials, and millennials are all about being infantilized as shit and talking like a bunch of kids.
>yikes
>big oof
>thot
>incel

It's all about speaking like 5 year olds, because mentally, they are.

it gets him a lot of (you) and thus his dopamine fix

Deep down the roastie likes all this free attention. She would have blocked him otherwise.

>he leads with some mental illness story of his shit life when he DMs

Cringe until I die. People who listen to hobo Johnson should be sterilized and shot then dumped at sea

Attached: D74pio7WsAIp8BX.jpg (957x408, 46K)

based and redpilled

why are women incapable of empathy, bros?

It's always hilarious when people are being pathetic.
I did the same with a girl who wouldn't stop messaging me.
I ghosted her for months and she still thought we were together.

Empathy breeds weakness.
Empathy is that ilogical, emotional little voice in your head that tells you that you shouldn't finish off your enemies for no reason at all.

>rest of your life

This girl clearly hasn't got old yet. It will stop honey.

>honey
>sweetie
Why do you talk like SJWs?
Is it this completely ilogical behaviour called "irony"?
If so, stop.

why are you like this?

Not anymore

>not anymore
Now more than ever due to how many betas there are.
Hell, millennials are a generation composed entirely of betas.

Bitch was annoying and clingy, so I bailed.
She should be glad I didn't outright tell her to fuck off to her face, she would have probably cried.
But even then, her messages were hilarious, sometimes she even seemed to talk to herself.

They aren't marrying anyone, autistic beta manchildren win

Women showing gratitude is a rare thing. Tends to leave an impression on any man.

If you don't like irony you probably wont like Yea Forums newfaggot

The ones who aren't marrying are chads.
Betas are easily manipulable fools who are desperate for attention.
A beta is like an American in that regard.

Before I scroll down, I'll type this: Most posts here will be about incels/incel nature/incel behavior/incel existence instead of straightforward yes/no answers.

Irony is a cancer that people practice because they are the insecure and afraid of showing sincerity.
Anyone who uses irony is thus, scum, and since they are insecure, they deserve to be attacked.

Please dilate

I don't talk to w*men

Attached: 1547086322245.png (680x680, 135K)

why does Yea Forums act like a bunch of bitchy women?

The dudes who do this are almost exclusively white boomers whose profile pic is of them in their car wearing sunglasses. They'll be dead before their crush hits the wall.

Yeah sure thing freud why don't you go be a serious guy on reddit where you belong

social media addicted betas do, for sure - this is the closest they get to having a relationship with desirable women

i never had a social media account,
why on earth would you want to put yourself out there for the world to see,constantly being judged.

>teehee look at all this attention i get from men, i hate it

Attached: 1534927385675.png (400x381, 114K)

Ah yes, trannies, another example of the beta-ness of millennials.
Seriously, if we simply killed everyone born between 1985 and 1995 the world would become a better place instantly, economy would improve, identity politics would disappear overnight and terrible entertainment media would flop 100% of the times, not to mention whores wouldn't have anyone to fall onto when they are in their 30s.

are you a literal robot?

it's a funny meme and all, but the episode's writer literally said the joke was simply: "Chuck's just sounds wacky!"

Based

Attached: 1557979217287.png (720x398, 411K)

>believing what people say at panels
Get a load of this goy

Because reddit is even more into "le epic irony so sarcastic and randumb."
The problem is that Yea Forums is now full of the same scum from Twitter and Reddit who use this.
As such, irony has become a sign of redditness.

Are you some kind of millennial?
Are you capable of communicating with others without sarcastic undertones, or making pop culture references?

I've RP'd as a chick on Instagram and Fetlife multiple times. The dms and comments you get from dudes are fucking hilarious and incessant. They're always either from 20 year old incels or fat boomers, and are absolute cringe gold ("Hi sweetie, I'm sure you get a lot of messages from guys but if you're ever in [x]..."). If you give them an inch they'll message you every other minute.
I came away from the experience with an intimate knowledge of the human condition.

Dan Nicky your bobbie s

They're also not averse to threatening suicide if you don't respond.

yes I harass every woman i come into contact with

Fake news.

Attached: 1554595544549.png (300x301, 131K)

yep spotted the chick

>Are you capable of communicating with others without sarcastic undertones,
No I must be a sarcastic ass for the lulz at all times, I swore it to myself as a life mission

Please dilate, you seething tranny projection artist

I wouldn't know since I don't go on Twitter.

Absolutely true
Once you respond they will keep trying

I work with a guy named Sneed. Yes, I giggle like an idiot whenever I see his name up on the board.

No, lack of empathy specially with women is useful.
It will prevent you from caring about them, and if you don't care about them they'll think they are below your level and become insecure and try to attract you.

I'm sorry about your autism bro
you should kill yourself

>want attention
>get attention
>complain about this for more attention
Ah the life of a roastie

>le ultra irony mode 24/7 millennial calling others autists

Attached: pack of wild millennials.jpg (1436x714, 581K)

Eh, it also might be racist to block him.

>connect to services that display your information to the entire world and let you interact with everyone using these services

>get mad when people interact with you

Women

nigger

more like its time to put these liberal bitches back in their place

Big words.
What are you gonna do, say "fuck women" on Yea Forums and post a pepe in a suit?
You are not going to do jack shit.

unironically have sex

...... yes

I don't think they're scum, but people who do use irony all the damn time are fucking exhausting to be around. Irony is only amusing when used rarely anyway. Some people just don't know when to quit.

Attached: free shrugs.jpg (550x400, 39K)

post body

I like how you have to point out when you are not being ironic just in case people think you are a joke, like in any other situation, you stupid millennial.

Attached: 1540284681124.png (500x412, 256K)

>you respond to an ugly man once on instagram with a "thank you" and he will respond to every single story you post for the rest of your life.

Yeah you would like that wouldn't you faggot?

Why do Indians

Guys seriously how many times to I have to respond "haha yeah" to an ugly old guy who's flooding my dms before he gets the message? sincerely asking

Attached: approach-life-with-the-same-confidence-that-random-indian-men-56142975[1].png (500x669, 166K)

Someone post the
>wolf whistling is harassment
>not being wolf whistled makes me feel unattractive so is also harassment
by that one jezebel bitch

I feel the need... the need to seethe

Attached: Kanzeed.png (1280x1084, 3.15M)

This is good advice

Get an orbiter who moderates your shit for free