>someone starts talking about global warming ending the world by 2050 or in 12 years.
>"Godzilla's not real dude. Don't tell me you believe in hollow earth as well?"
Thank you, KoTM.
>someone starts talking about global warming ending the world by 2050 or in 12 years.
>"Godzilla's not real dude. Don't tell me you believe in hollow earth as well?"
Thank you, KoTM.
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watched it today, was a little bit disappointed still a solid 7/10
What else would you have liked to see?
There actually a giant monster in the ice. That’s what the Bloop is. When it wakes up we all are screwed.
not him, but it was very predictable imho the only really surprising thing was mothra getting vaporized much better than the first one, more monsters less humans
>spoiler
I expected it Mothra dying it pretty common in the films but she reincarnates.
I enjoyed KotM very much, it was a fun monster romp with much more monster time than 2k14.
MOSURA YA
MOSURA
DONGAN KASAKUYAN
INDO MUU
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Movie was absolute shit, best I can give it is a 2/5
more Kaijus killing cities
less Kaijus at all
and someone more should've been killed of
>hollow earth isnt real
Prove it
Hollow Earth > Flat Earth
9/10 the people were retarded in hindsight but I didn't care while I was watching it. A great spectacle. Thank you KoTM.
I love how the scientists are all like "Godjirrah iz owah friend" with no scientific evidence to back it up. Lower the shields, turn off the guns, stand still, let us set a nuke off in his face. Fuck me this movie was dog shit.
Annoying kid that was Jurassic Park 2 tier. White bearded stammering goofball scientist who isn't funny. Monarch needing a helicarrier to haul an overweight black special forces woman someplace. Distances mattering less than in Seasons 7 and 8 of Game of Thrones.
The ultimate thing I realised though is... Godzilla's physique is too stubby. He looks awesome, but his arms, tail, and neck mean whenever an exciting fight scene is about to happen, it's down to Gidorah to make it look awesome. In a way, Gidorah is Shawn Michaels and Godzilla is Mabel
I hope they actually sing it in Vs Kong
sometimes you just get gut feelings that tell you what to do.
While it's a stretch to call Godzilla a friend, it's also the one kaiju that's been active for this whole last century, and in all that time Monarch has been studying it intensively. Yet not once did it go out of its way to attack humans, or even retaliate against them for their attempts to nuke it.
There are plot holes in the movie, but this isn't one of them, it's just you forgetting details from the last movie and getting too high on your own farts.
glad you brought up the last movie. It wipes out the MUTOs in San Fran, and as it leaves, immediately the news is calling it a saviour and hero, despite the fact it assisted in the destruction of the city. Combine this with the man who clearly blames his son's death on Godzilla, and there's no logical reason to assume he's fucking benevolent you fridge licker.
The dude wakes up in the fifties and litterally does nothing against humanity, the only time he wakes up is to punch another monster. He's chill
Restructure that into an argument that makes sense, please. None of those statements you're making connect to each other in any logical way to form your assertion. What the fuck does ONE guy's distrust of Godzilla have to do with the group's decision? What the fuck do the news broadcasts have to do at all with the man's views of Godzilla or that decision years later? How the fuck does a giant lizard murdering the two bugs that destroyed San Fran and then leaving without stepping on anybody translate to him ASSISTING in the rampage, you double nigger?
>news headline is exaggerated, provocatory and imprecise
Truly unrealistic
*FLAP
*FLAP
*FLAP
DESPITE
This guy was so cool. I'm going to check out the Rodan movie this weekend.
Because it shows the general norm. Same with the soldiers prepping the cannons when Godzilla approaches. It seems everyone anticipates Godzilla being hostile but a very optimistic Azun. He is a scientist and has no backing for his assumption that Godzilla is looking out for them as a benevolent protector. Just like he has no idea a nuke in Godzilla's face would heal him (ignoring the fact it would blind the poor fucking lizard). The other twat makes assumptions like "the monsters are moving as a pack and he's the alpha" with no fucking clue but some blips on a map, thousands of miles from each other. These scientists are almost as big a joke as the daft bitch in Jason X who doesn't wear safety goggles, or keep a sink of liquid nitrogen safely covered. Everything is a guess.
Emma was right and the only wrong thing she did was not put enough research into Monster Zero
What makes you think all those are assumptions and not simply thing they researched on before the events of the movie happen
because everyone else looks at him like he's an idiot for suggesting them, and secondly we now delve into "show, don't tell".
Next you'll be saying something really puerile like "no you have to read the establishing comic book they brought out"
It's almost like one group is a bunch of soldiers, and the guy saying these things who has spent his whole LIFE carefully researching Godzilla. You know, that thing that was established in the first fucking movie.
What did they mean by this
And all he has to show for it is a leveled hawaii and san francisco
>One pair of monsters eradicates humans whenever it comes across them
>This other monster has never once retaliated against human aggression and also preys upon the monsters killing humans, and once its hunt is complete immediately fucks off without causing further damage.
It seems like the logical next step, we just introduced a bunch of new no named monsters, and could be a good build up to mechagodzilla or destoroyah.
>implying there still isnt too much god damn human drama
>3 people break into your house, destroy it, one murders the other 2 then leaves
>user masturbates about what an awesome guy he is
this thing is an animal. His first assumption is it has some level of human morality like right vs wrong. Despite it descending from what are clearly lizards, creatures with tiny brains.
Along with shit like assuming Gidorah's an alien, the scientific reasoning in this was child-like levels of writing.
it must be hard to live with these levels of autism
>Despite it descending from what are clearly lizards, creatures with tiny brains.
Titan species are established to be horrifically ancient. If anything lizards descend from him. You missed the most loudly advertised details in this fucking movie and you try to nitpick it, fuck off with this niggardry.
How quickly would you join a Godzilla death cult if he, and other monsters, were real?
Why are they demonizing hollow earth bros its provable with home experiments
Dunno who pic related author is but he hurt me in many ways.
>not joining the Mothra cult of love, life and forgiveness
what a fag
I'm pretty sure that Mothra title card is the Venture Bros. font
Sorry I'm destroying your kino precious movie you nonce tickler.
GOD PLEASE
I don't ask for a thousand movie but ending this with Vs Kong just doesn't feel right.
This is so fucking cringe and optimistic I have to weep
What fucking debate
Not much honestly. I just wish the final battle had more impact, besides godzilla just turning red and blows King Ghidorah. Also would of liked seeing more rodan v mothra that was also pretty disappointing was that it was mainly Ghidorah and godzilla, but i guess the budget and the runtime matter.
>varan
My ass.
>more monsters less humans
>literally 2 hours of people talking in dark rooms
what is this more monsters less humans meme? the movie was 90% people
The movie poorly conveys things and isn't written all that well to start.
total franchise gross will be in the negatives
Mothra-chan
Maybe some actual worldwide destruction? People dying?
How the FUCK is there news crews and restaurants still going while monsters are released GLOBALLY and why the FUCK didn't we see like any of it?
The one city battle was in an evacuated city wtf dude
It undeniably has more monster action than 2014, tho that's not saying much
this is the brain power of someone that enjoyed KotM
>How the FUCK is there news crews and restaurants still going while monsters are released GLOBALLY
They are 17 monsters, user. The world is big
Back to your containment board with you.
Most Godzilla movies tend to avoid showing human deaths, Its not a fucking slasher pick body counts dont matter.
>17 monsters
>see maybe 7 of them
>at least 3 of them are shitty new designs and not even Toho monsters
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I got goosebumps when this hit when the credits hit.
Back to your containment board with you.
Not really their fault, they don't have the rights to those. Also Behemoth looks great, like it could actually have been made back in the showa era
And those home expements are?
how much money does it cost to license the rights to an obscure rubber suit?
Idk ask Toho
I would pay to watch all of these.
>godzilla too stubby
You ever seen a bear fight nigga
This one second of the movie is so fucking cool.
He's our friend...For now
Did you not see the film? That's how it always is, he's on our side in a sense that, he'll wreck our shit if we get in his way, and if we step out of line, but he isn't actively trying to kill us.
show yourselves giganbros
longer fight sequences. Ghidorah gets a few good scenes but it cuts back to people too often. Less monsters but Godzilla 2014's last few fight scenes are way more entertaining and rewarding than anything in KoTM. We dont really get to see Godzilla and Ghidorah fight, just Ghidorah kicking Godzillas ass, then some people running around, then Ghidorah dropping Godzilla, more people running around, then Ghidorah choking Godzilla out, then Godzilla just stands there and blows up and Ghidorah dies.
it's reallly underwhelming. I think if the action sequences made the monsters weight and size more apparent,y and had more of a climactic buildup and a better payoff to the fight, the movie wouldve received better reviews.
as the movie is, mothra and rodan have the best scenes. :/
I suspect King of the Monsters is secretly kaiju foot fetish bait.
More monster's... feet.
Godzilla 2014 was frustrating because it cut away from fights.
King of the Monsters is frustrating because it constantly cuts to monster feet to show us what the stupid ass people who should have been stepped on in the first act are here to bore us with now.
I think you didn't realize that anytime Godzilla was attack by Humans, especially in G2014, he didn't retaliate once.
>Zilla could have been in King of the Monsters as one of the side kaiju
>she would have bowed to Godzilla at the end
>both pro- and anti-Zilla people would be happy
Get rid of the mom and dad. They were the worst part by far and with them gone the human sections wouldn't feel as drawn out and dull as they were.
Yeah. The family drama is really weak. The conflict should have been a battle of wills between Serizawa and GOT.
Hey Yea Forums how the fuck am I supposed to use Criterion, it's giving me some bullshit about my monitor. I heard that it works on Safari but I'm using a PC, why did you recommend this pile of shit?
>global warming randomly brought up in every fucking movie I’ve watched this year
What the fuck is the deal? I’d rather just die at this point then deal with the bullshit propaganda
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I went into this movie thinking it was going to be shit and that it would be boring, but I was pleasantly surprised. There is real action in this movie, it's just that the movie tries to cover itself up.
the best way I could describe this movie is that it felt like an average toho movie if toho covered the monsters in every scene
Learn to enjoy things.
>unironically comparing the realism expected from GoT to "Giant Lizard eats Giant Alien Dragon"
Re-think yourself.
karen you monstruous wench give me back the kid before your kaijus kill us
I wonder how owns the rights to Zilla. Perhaps Toho, since he's popped up once or twice just to get shit on?
this is how godzilla 3 should go:
Team 1 is Monarch with Godzilla, Kong, Mothra, and Angurius
Team 2 is the eco-terrorists with desGhidorah, Megaladon, and Gigan
Team 3 is humans who want to kill the monsters and made up of Mechagodzilla, Mecha-King Ghidorah, and a pacific rim yaeger
Each group helps their selective monsters try and establish dominance in an all out battle before desghidorah mutates together with mecha-king ghidorah to make a new six headed one (mecha-ghidorah gains a new head)
ayylmaos show up and teleport humans and surviving kaiju to a new world while Super Ghidorah ends the world
>CGI Budget: $500 million
looks like Godzilla and Kong team up in the poster for DAM
who cares? It'll be awesome
I care. I shill here on the behalf of WB. You trying to get me fired son?
it'll be the end of the series so no one cares if it makes its money back so long as its fucking metal
Toho overcharges for all of their monsters. It's why none of the Godzilla comics or cartoons used any of the other monsters until IDW. And they ended up canning their Godzilla books because those rights were getting to be too expensive to justify.
Lmao at the solo Varan movie.
The Mothra twins. They could have cleared things up for the human characters, but I don't think it would have made sense since the American audiences don't really know about them. It would be kinda hard to put them in the movie without shoehorning them in now that I think about it. But hell when did this movie ever expect you to think, "Okay, that makes sense."
Also more monster fights instead of human characters make their way through the destruction like in the ending scene of Jurassic world where we got glimpses of the final fight. That and a possible glimpse at what the Lannister guy is going to do with the Ghidorah head, my guess is Mecha Ghidorah.
>Most the fights are way to close and shaky too see
I enjoyed the movie, but god damn was it impossible to see at times, especially the underwater fight
I wonder who the main villain in Destroy All Monsters would be. Probably Destroyah I'd imagine, just to give it more of that end of the world vibe.
and the humans sucked even harder than the humans from the first one, excluding Serizawa and the qt asian lady
>Atlantians aren't living in hollow earth accessible through vents in Antartica
I just wanted my monsters scenes without the constant interruptions and cuts back to the humans. I can stand waiting an hour and a half for the monster fights to starts but once they start I don't want to keep cutting back to the humans I don't care about.
giant three-headed monster blowjobs
>Moron who thinks that the humans got in the way of the monsters.
Part of the novelty is seeing it from their perspective as well. It was cool as fuck seeing them at the home and the monsters behind them
The actual issue is that they OBSTRUCT the view every view minutes. The moment I realized this was when Godzilla and Ghidorah were first fighting in Boston, and for some stupid fucking reason the Argo obstructed the view. I can handle it cutting to humans, but to obstruct the view like that, only giving us a couple seconds to see shit going on, combined with the camera being so shaky and up close, made the monster fights unsatisfying
The real problem imo is that these movies are just too long. The single biggest issue with 2014 is that it had about 20 minutes of totally unnecessary footage that should have been left on the cutting room floor. Almost all of the complaints about that movie could have been avoided if it had cut out the fat. KotM has the same problem, but tries to pull a fast one by cutting up the monster action and spreading it around to create the illusion that there is more of it. A fairly effective trick, but it is only necessary at all because of the movie's length.
In both cases the monster action could take up a huge fraction of the movie if the whole movie was just shorter. And if that was the case, there would be no reason not to have one or two long and uninterrupted kaiju fight sequences. The industry standard is to have 2 hr movies though, so that is what we will get until it finally dawns on an exec that they can make it 3/4ths the length and twice the quality.
Legendary Destoroyah when
Never
We'll get Desghidorah instead which honestly I'm fine with
>Thinking that cutting down movies raw runtime will increase quality
My God, you're the actual antichrist
Let movies have room to BREATHE godammit, give audiences time to digest what they're seeing
Cutting out the negative spaces is how you get Hellboy 2019 whichisanonstopfuckeryoftalkingandactonandbeforeaconversationendsNARRATORSHIFTTONEWSCENEIwillexplainwhatishappeningtoyouNARRATORSHIFTACTIONEXPLOSIONenjoyyourbullettraintohell
>spin off meme ghidorah
Kek
I love KOTM immensely, but it would benefit from more time in the editing bay. Pretty much all modern tentpoles could. I just don't get this fucking need to have everything 120 minutes-plus. Keep it under 100, jfc
This, the mammoth ape design was amazing
The Argo/Rodan chase was absolutely the best action sequence this year. Better than anything in Endgame or other movies i’ve forgotten by now. I haven’t felt that adrenaline during a movie in a long time. I saw it three times now. I have to say I understand why people say it’s flawed but I fuckin love it and I’ll easily be watching it again and again over the years. More than I can say about 2014. I think I watched that once and never again. Honestly, the beginning is slow, but once the monsters start wrecking havoc, it gets very enjoyable very fast. I’m hyped for what comes next.
It's what's hot, user. Just like nukes used to be. An easy way to connect the movie's plot with real world worries, so that it looks like it makes more sense than it actually does.
This is a result of trying to cram too much shit into the movie, not a result of the movie lacking runtime. KotM has to introduce three of the four main monsters, introduce a large cast of new human characters, set up an overarching plot, and set up at least one sequel. All while cleverly hiding the fact that it only has enough budget to do about 20 minutes of real monster scenes. Trying to spread all this out to 2 or 3 hours so it can breathe will just make it tedious and will make the lack of monster screentime more conspicuous.
Hellboy tried to cram too much shit into a single movie as well, as has just about every modern tentpole movie since this cinematic universe craze got rolling. Hopefully it proves to be a passing fad.
Novelization says the "ape" parts are actually that of a giant ground sloth, although mammoths themselves have big shoulders so.
I never knew King Kong vs. Godzilla went full retard.
THEY REALLY UNDERUSED BUTTFUCKED WASHINGTON DC
WHAT A TWO SECOND PAN SHOT CMON FAGGOTS
ALSO WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BOMBSTON
BUT THE DOWNTOWN BUILDINGS BLASTED OUTWARDS AT THE END LOOKED PRETTY COOL
>MFW NYC STILL FINE IN MONSTERVERSE
BASED, SUCK IT REDSUX :^)
27 RINGS LMAO GOOD LUCK
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>Just getting warmed up by demolishing an entire village by flying over it, no big flex
>Villainous trumpets on this song going ham as he does
>Thunderclaps away half a squadron of planes for no good reason other than to announce his entry back into the world
>Taiko drums dropping to a sick fucking off-timing beat just to highlight his sheer goddamn insolence
>Smirking like a fucking jock the entire time
Fury Road's Oil Tanker Pole Jumper sequence, Sicario's Juarez sequence, and now Rodan's chase sequence--purest fucking adrenaline shots in action movies in the past 5 years, studios need take note.
>Kong suplexes Godzilla to the ground
>Kong throws a rock at the downed Godzilla
>then proceeds to front flip directly head first into a boulder
Holy fuck King Kong vs. Godzilla is hysterical
Dougherty is a massive Rodan fan so it's not surprising that scene was so fantastic. He's probably been directing it in his head for years.
I rarely see films in theaters more than once, but have already seen this twice. I get some criticisms I've read--its a fucking Godzilla movie, its going to have flaws--but, to me, it just perfectly gets something very intangibly right about the series. A showa-heisei cross, with nods to horrywood tropes with a deep reverence for these characters.
I think its deftness is going to make this movie more appreciated as time goes on.
make sure you watch the original japanese cut with subs and not the US edited dub user
He is the best monster
>Distances mattering less than in Seasons 7 and 8 of Game of Thrones.
You mean the people with a aircraft carrier sized super-jet might be able to travel faster than a bunch of shit flinging retards on horses?
No, it doesn't
>The other twat makes assumptions like "the monsters are moving as a pack and he's the alpha" with no fucking clue but some blips on a map, thousands of miles from each other
>No fucking clue
Wow it's almost like he's a animal expert and the big giant animals are doing animal things
the raw swagger in the second half of the song is fucking PALPABLE.
how can one monster be so based?
>scientific evidence
you need to go back to red.dit
Cringe
Honestly, just better views of the kaiju brawls at the end fight
this movie series as a whole is now finally getting the light it deserves thanks to Dougherty and this film honestly
So good. I am amazed at the monsters overall in this movie.
CAUGHT IT A 3RD TIME ON ITS FINAL IMAX SHOWING TODAY
THEY PULLED IT TOO QUICK FOR THAT GAY XMEN MOVIE
FUCK SANSA WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH CANT ACT LET ALONE CARRY A MOVIE
>MFW FINAL SKREEONK STANDING HIGH ON A PILE OF BUILDINGS AS KING OF DESTRUCTION, EVERYONE KNEELING AROUND HIM
>CUT TO BLACK, FIRE RED GODZILLA LOGO
THE BASEDGOD
No wonder there were cave paintings. Every view of these monsters was a prehistoric art masterpiece.
kino
But that's wrong.
They assumed ghidorah was from space because of ancient stories they found all describing him as "coming from the stars" It was a brief scene so I can't blame you for forgetting.
Visually I don't think Shin is likely to be surpassed anytime soon.
ABSOLUTE SURREALIST NIGHTMARE, ANNO IS A TOTAL MANIAC LMAO
BTW
F U C K TOKYO
Don't they comment something when the Oxygen Destroyer did shit to Ghidorah?
Yes, they deduced that the likely reason for no Oxygen Destroyer effect was because Ghidorah was an invasive species with vastly different biology.
I think you're right. To me, this is the only American godzilla that could actually hook kids into the franchise. It also deftly touches on so many parts of the franchise, giving those who like it a lot of things to seek out
no question user, Godzilla + Anno was a match made in kaiju heaven
>propaganda
Fucking Americans.
Gigan is second only to Ghidorah to me as far as the "evil" monsters are concerned. I remember I got an action figure of the modern version of him from my cousin before I even knew anything about Godzilla besides that it existed, loved him even then. Saw him for the first time in Final Wars and loved him even more. With Ghidorah actually being an alien in the new films (which I was surprised but excited about) I'm hoping he'll get to show up along with maybe some of the lesser known alien kaiju.
>pacific rim yaeger
>not jet jaguar
pleb
every single movie just has to prominently display a round earth model as well, fucking hollywood kikes.
>CASUALLY WAGGING HIS TAIL AS HE TAPS INTO IMPOSSIBLY ENDLESS FIRE TO DESTROY ALL HUMANS
/OUR GOD/ (ZILLLLUUHHH LMAO)
GHIDORA SPACE DROPPING HIM INTO A FIERY REENTRY WAS HOMAGE TO PACIFIC RIM 1
DELTACO REALLY FUCKED UP NOT INSISTING TO MAKE THE SEQUEL, RETROACTIVELY DEVALUES THE NAME OF THE FIRST ONE WHICH WAS ALSO AWESOME IN IMAX
LET THEM FIGHT
prehistoric animals are such a great source for kaiju design
I think this has already been stated but the human plot was way too involved. The scenes with Doctor Serizawa were great of course, the family drama was unnecessary. I think all they needed was the doc, the army, and Tywin's merc extremist group. They could have had a sort of yin-yang dichotomy between Serizawa and Tywin, which may have been what they were going for but the lines were too blurry (partly due to the unrelated drama surrounding them). I also think the human plot should have been condensed as much as possible in the first act. There should be very little involvement by the middle of the movie, and the last act should be a monsters-only fiesta.
I know it's not real and there's no way we're getting that many MonsterVerse movies, but god damn that is a nice list.
>green
nah
So just recreate most of the original Showa movies? Pass.
Maybe, but the "ghidorah picking godzilla up with all three heads" thing was itself possibly a nod to Godzilla Final wars where not!Ghidorah does the same thing. That might have happened in another film also, but that was the last Toho film before 2014. Also there's a bunch of other nods to Final Wars, notably the plot of all the other kaiju being semi-controlled itself is clearly inspired by it.
Watching it in Dolby was so great with the seat shaking and rumbling from the sound system
No more IMAX? Crap! I saw it first in 3-D and I think that made the film worse. Saw it 2nd time in IMAX and it was much better. I'll catch a 3rd screening this weekend.
a good Godzilla movie is more monster destruction and fighting then human drama. go watch some of the classics.
I'm not the biggest Rodan fan, but he kicked so much ass when the spotlight was on him.
PUNY FIGHTERJETS!
ENTIRE RODAN REVEAL WAS PEAK, NEEDS HIS OWN MOVIE
That plot of controlling the monsters around the globe comes from Destroy All Monsters! Final Wars was referencing that movie
Literally 99% of all Godzilla movies are more human drama than Kaiju action
Marit Lage slumbers.
Was Jet Jaguar teased in this at all? I'm new to all this, but Jet Jaguar and Ultraman seem like cool dudes.
What kind of monster power is achieved by having another monster up Ghids ass?
based shill, not a single one of those designs looked cool at all
Kaizer Ghidorah is lame but i shall not deny the fact that it looks cool, at least. Grand King Ghidorah is where the fuck it's at, tho
Jet Jaguar was just a ripoff of Ultraman cause I think different companies own Godzilla and Ultraman despite being co created by the same author? I think after Pacific Rim tanked though that Hollywood is hesitant to have giant robots fight monsters (see Power Rangers) but I could be wrong.
when they use global warming as a political rallying cry and put it into as many pieces of entertainment as possible, it does come off as propaganda, regardless of the validity of the topic.
Not a fan of Ghidorah cause for some reason dragons in Kaiju doesn't have much relevance to me but that's my opinion.
Not Kumonga and Not Anguirus were bland but fuck you, Mammoth Ape was great, I want it to have a minor role in Vs Kong.
You only dislike it because
>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD
fair enough, i just think that Dreameater/Childkiller Ghidorah is rad just cause of what he does and what he represents in Rebirth of Cutemoth
I get you but we live in an age where there are more people who believe the Earth is flat but global warming doesn't exist or it's not a threat to our living because Republican backed industries shill that notion so this is the one time that Hollywood Jew liberal media can propaganda it up the ass for all what it's worth.
zozzle, i didnt even notice Not Spiga except on a TV screen in the background and I think i mightve blinked and missed whoever else youre talking about. I gotta admit that Lame Sloth's ability to literally teleport across the ocean is cool, although unfitting such a fucking boring monster. i didnt say it was a bad monster, just fucking lame, like Manda or Gezora.
Is Rebirth of Mothra 3 worth it?
2 was mind numbingly boring
Rebirth 3 is just fucking insane. I felt like i had a fever while watching it. So, yes...?
watching Shin Godzilla for the first time right now and that first Atomic Breath scene almost made me cry, idk why i dont even like Godzilla that much but i was tearing up from it. I dont think my body is well equipped for watching good movies
Its definitely the biggest "oh fuck" moment in the entire series. Nothing matches the feeling I had my first time watching it. My jaw hit the god damn floor.
Worst movies of 2019
It's like the Prometeus of Godzilla movies: wasted potential, stupid plot, unlikeable stupid charatcers and 1h of exposition that nobody asked for.
>good plot
>likable characters
>in a Godzilla film
Get a load of this retard.
y-you just didnt see it!!! do powerful black women scare you doo doo boy??
30 minutes of Monsters instead of 15
It's still crap.
Fashion a miniature spherical planet and spin it really fast
30 MINUTES OF MONSTERS IS BETTER THAN ALL THE RUNTIMES OF ALL THE OTHER MOVIES OF 2019 COMBINED STAY MAD :^)
Is it that hard to make a movies less stupid than that?
Is it hard to make the main characters not psychopaths?
Monster movies are about fights and monsters and the movie barely delivered that. If you make a movies about human at least make it interesting.
Yeah but the rest of Shin was hot garbage. Derpy embryo Gojira to that awful JAV actress pretending she'd be a President of Japan subplot or whatever. You Annofag fanboys just love to shill it don't you? I was so mad at Anno I could fucking punch him in the face and I didn't even want to do that to Roland Emmerich who made the worst film.
>Inb4 Final Wars and Legendary Godzilla worse than Shin and 98
No fuck you, if you like Shin and 98 over FW and 2014 Gareth Edwards I hope King Gridorah burns your house down.
The Rodan sequence was easily the best part of the film.
Those are common traits of 90% of this franchise.
Not saying one can't hope for better, but please do not try to say KotM does the saga a disservice, it's AT LEAST on the better half
Ah, didn't know that, thanks for the info. Been meaning to watch that one for a while, for years I had it confused with All Monsters Attack and kind of zoned out when people talked about it because AMA is dogshit.
You will not be disappointed, it's one of the funnest of all the showa films, mostly because it was written to be the final Godzilla movie before they put him on ice so they made it a grand finale with every monster in the series showing up. Basically the Final Wars of the 60s. They decided to keep going afterwards though. All Monsters Attack was the movie right afterwards
everyone wanted to see it...but then James gave it a lukewarm review. Most people don't care about the critics when it comes to godzilla movie...they only care about James opinion. He said it wasn't bad, but you can tell he had mixed opinions about it. And nobody is going to see a movie based on the "lukewarm" reception. Godzilla 2 will flop. It all depends on Godzilla vs Kong.
Shin I can understand, but please tell me there aren't actually people that prefer 98 to FW or 2014.
No it's worse. Stupid and silly works. Realistic and serious works.
This is stupid but tries to be serious.
It's BvS trash.
I DONT GIVE EVEN HALF A SHIT ABOUT THIS FUCKING NIGGER
ANYONE WHO DIDNT SEE THIS ON THE BIGGEST SCREEN POSSIBLE IS A TOTAL IDIOT
Nobody cares for your internet c-celebs.
Have you even seen the original godzilla?
I never got the hate for BvS honestly, it's an average capeshit, why do people hate it so much?
Suicide Squad, now that was horrible
>5HR drive
how about no
How about YES
Then it's a polished turd. A giant big screen turd.
sweet. Was already planning to show my roommate 2014 for the first time and see if I could drag him to my second viewing of kotm, might pick DAM and a couple others and have a personal marathon this weekend. maybe destroyah and final wars to get all the finales, plus a classic showa and some other one I haven't seen.
Imagine if this movie had Bryan Cranston
They have old guy Lanister but do shit with him.
i'd watch a new mothra movie. as long as it wasn't directed by dougherty
White man bad
As long as mothra is not the fuck ugly kotm design
How are they going to top this off with Kong v Godzira?
The world is like half destroyed already in KOTM
Love the super weapons
Maybe not you obviously but some of the Godzilla fans on here have shit taste just to be Yea Forums contradictory of course
>5 hour drive
Man, it must really suck to be an American. 5 hours is what takes me to go from the center of my country all the way to it's Northern border. In 5 hours I see beaches, mountains, forests, wasteland, all kinds of climates and people. I get to see villages and towns and cities. Meanwhile Ameriac is so big in scale that 5 hours is your drive to a Walmart. What's the point of calling what's basically the size of a continent, a country? You call yourselves the United States but you guys are so far apart that it's no wonder you can't get along.
B-bbbut Chris Stuckman said it was just ok how can our YouTube saviors be so mean?
They can drive only 90 miles max.
The movie was shit. If they are or disagree doesn't change that fact.
Ehh all Godzilla films end with "most of world destroyed" and just start from status quo again in the next one. I get they want tighter continuity in the series but still, doubt they'll be that serious.
Imagine being Godzilla in this movie and having to be all like "damn, Millie Bobby Brown, you fuckin' fine, all cute with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally come to your rescue, both my rubber suit actor and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Mothra on Monster island. Like seriously imagine having to be Goji and not only stand atop rubble while MBB flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her premature wrinkles and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected her screams. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, MILLIE BOBBY BROWN LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Moth and MUTO pussy and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Skull Island. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled cheeks as she crinkles it in to writhe it helplessly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and rescue her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could atomic breath every single human in this room before Ghidorah and Rodan could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're GOD-FUCKING-ZILLA. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Do they fug? Asking for a friend
It’s implied
it's growing on me. i wish they would release some clear and detailed pictures of her
Its fucking ugly
it looks better in the movie
LEL
>MFW GHIDORA WAS CHARGING UP ALL 3 OF HIS LASER NECKS JUST TO BLAST THAT ONE LITTLE SHIT
BASED
Rodan movie would be awesome
Hmm yes hopefully Hentai Foundry artwork is on it's way in that regards, maybe some Shadman art perhaps?
>triple beam visibly blasts the entire side of the building
>from the inside it barely breaks some windows
Fucking plot armour, she should have been vaporized
She looks worse in the movie
>Godzilla is busy fighting Kang
>Rodan decides it's a good time to go apeshit on the entire planet
I've never rooted so hard for King G in my life.
This movie had some of the most insufferable human characters in all Godzilla movies.
>THEY PULLED IT TOO QUICK FOR THAT GAY XMEN MOVIE
Get used to that feeling.
>Kong
>Kong Returns
>King Kong
why
Because Kong is adolescent in Skull Island. After the events of Goji vs. Kong he'll probably be full grown. Only then will we get the true King Kong tale. This has all been his "origin story".
>Varan
I almost believed it up until that point
Curious as to how they'd handle Destroyah without making him look like on of the uninspired blobs from Pacific Rim
No it wasn't, it was just as bland as the other 2
MUTOs are fucking garbage and they still manage to be superior than all the other shitty OC monsters
Varan would be cool to see one day. Even in Legendary he would stand out, smaller Godzilla with a membrane from his wrists to ankles. But maybe they don't want to have too many reptilian kaiju so I'd rather see Anguirus and Manda. But he'll be back one day.
who are the mothra twins??
I think they're shying away from mechas, besides Mecha Ghidorah has 2 organic heads and a robot one
Mothra is usually accompanied by two tiny identical twin fairies. Mothra is more of a Japanese phenomenon so they've never been given much attention in the west. There was a nice nod to them in King of the Monsters with the twin asian scientists involved with Mothra's awakening.
Wrong. If you read the newspaper clippings in one of the scenes in KotM, it says something about a mechanical giant being built on Skull Island. I hope an user can share the pictures of the clippings.
In a few years I get to watch
Kong Skull Island
Godzilla King of the Monsters
Godzilla vs Kong
all in a row and cum buckets
wtf? how big are those god damn balloons?
I liked how Ghidora was a massive cunt throughout the entire film and that the leafeaters were completely retarded and crazy.
how are the people in the lower rows even watching this shit?
Is there a way to find a fan translation of the netflix Godzilla novels?
In King Kong vs. Godzilla, Kong was scaled to around 150 feet tall. Do the math, I'm too retarded.
poorly
Shovels are 8 bucks. Prove it is.
Guidorah is alien. Toho mythology is all kinds of crazy and retarded in Japan. Wait until you see Jet Jaguar, Hedorah or Minira. That is never going to come to the west.
God dam what was with the constant cutting from the monster fights? I know its expensive to have Godzilla on screen but FUCK man, they keep putting him in dark rainy scenes to save money AND they show massive amounts of destruction on scene. It cant be cheaper to show multiple cities getting blown up over just showing two big lizards smacking each other in the face.
All I wanted was a few solid lengthy fight scenes. I wanted to see Godzilla and Ghidorah / Rodan and Mothra actually trade blows and use some kind of strategy against each other. Instead the fights were cut to ribbons and we only really see them either using breath weapons or getting knocked out. Its like every monster only have three attacks.
That said, the kino scenes were everything involving the japanese and chinese scientists, the Rodan awakening, the Ghidorah super storm, Ghidorah using the power grid to super charge, and Rodan being a cheeky cunt against the jets.
Monster parts were 8/10
Human parts are 4/10
Are you having a fucking stroke, nigger?
the family part was boring and stupid.
Based Kong didnt bend the knee
It's a google translated version of a japanese guy reviewing it
Legendary's contract with Toho was only for 3 movies. Godzilla vs. Kong is gonna be the finale.
Toho probably wants them to continue more than they themselves.
Toho already announced their own Godzilla cinematic universe called World of Godzilla which they're going to start as soon as their contract with Legendary is satisfied. So unless both parties agree to have 2 competing Godzilla franchises running at the same time, the MonsterVerse is pretty much done.
It's supposed to be a fucking insect
The public hanging of the retard who wrote the Gonorrhea "joke".
they went with a design more fitting Battra or Megaguirus, they couldn't just let it be cute and powerful
Leafeaters?
It's more expensive arguably to put them in thunder and rain. But in clear daylight the CGI will look bad, there's a reason everything gets dusty and Pacific Rim takes place wholly at night.
They get all profits that KotM made in Japan and they're pleased so with all investments they made in USA they might allow more American movies in the future. I hope the rumors about Tohoverse is true right now we only know that they would like to do it.
This was shocking to me. I didn’t think it could get worse than Kick-Ass running around going “muh wife” and “you need a EOD guy” but goddamn the people in King of the Monsters were fucking boring at best, and horribly unfunny and cringe at worst. Except for as you said, Serizawa and the Asian lady. Also fuck them for killing Sally Hawkins off right away.
>propaganda
It's happening whether you like it or not, user. World is getting hotter and trying to kill us in response
>Rodan jobbing at every opportunity
All is right with the world.
They actually bought the rights for Zilla from the American studio for the sole purpose of being able to obliterate him onscreen
Super charged Ghidora again, just like the Original.