Was Desperate Housewives kino?

Was Desperate Housewives kino?

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>anal cancer caused by same hpv strain as husband's throat

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Wait a minute... I'm a brainlet. Did she get that anal cancer from the husband eating her ass?

Cancer doesn't work like that.
But it's funny so let's all pretend it does.

Probably him going from vag to ass, and he got the cancer from eating out said vag

you can get cancer from eating clunge?

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Please can someone explain to a virgin like me how people get cancer from eating a vagina or from anal sex

Ttw when getting final HPV shot in a couple of weeks, It pays to not be a brainlet.

most extreme was kino

HPV is a virus commonly found in snatches and if it spreads to other moist, mucousy body parts (anus, throat), it can cause cancer.

Now that’s what I call BAD PUSSY!

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no but hpv does

but who was infected first ?

It's Allah's (PBUH) punishment for being a sodomite. Same thing with AIDS and other STDs.

I find it more likely that he got mouth cancer from eating ass
Because that’s much funnier

If both people are virgins can you get HPV?

Imagine putting ass cancer in your mouth

That's my fetish

First Micheal Douglas
Then Val Kilmer
Now Marcia Cross

Hollywood is dirtier than pornstars!

>Allah's (PBUH)
What did he mean by this?

they were probably swinging

aw I fucked that up didn't I

for the brainlets here
>stick dick in hpv pussy
>get hpv dick
>stick dick in ass
>give hpv to said ass
>eat out said ass
>get hpv in throat that leads to cancer
TLDR: boomers are degenerates

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Yes, you only say PBUH after saying a prophet's name. For example, Jesus (PBUH).

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She's adorable. Disney should hire her or some shit. My friends daughters would love this kid.

Is it true that Jesus is mentioned more times than Muhammad?

Yes, you're at increased risk. There was an actor who blamed there oesophageal cancer on it. Gabriel Byrne? Risk is worse for women though.
>t.medical school

I eat ass all the time, have I fucked up?

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Yes.
"He is thus the most mentioned person in the Quran by reference; 25 times by the name Isa, third-person 48 times, first-person 35 times, and the rest as titles and attributes"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

I blame Obama. He's the reason people think HPV only causes cancer in women, because his feminazi ass only funded innoculation for girls. As soon as he was gone, the truth was outed and the CDC recommended it for all children.

Only if she's got HPV and you're unvaccinated.

desu HPV is insanely easy to catch. However it's a very weak virus, compared to any STD or even a common cold. Almost all males, who have stronger immune systems, just oust the virus right away. Some rare, stronger strains leave warts on males. But females have weaker immune responses, so it stays in them longer to cause damage, prolonged exposure to the same strain of HPV is know to cause DNA damage, like warts or even cancer, which are both two sides of the same coin.

All that said, HPV isn't JUST sexually transmitted, it can live in most surfaces for a surprisingly large amount of time. If a guy holds his HPV dick while peeing, doesn't wash his hands afterwards, shakes your hands and then some minutes later you go pee and handle your own dick or touch your mouth with that hand, congrats, you got it.

People are affected with many many instances of HPV, but like I said, the commonly just beat it before it does anything, like a regular microbe. It's why some kids will have warts on their hands, legs and feet. It's HPV, kids will touch anything and not wash their hands.