Cast the next Bond, Yea Forums
Cast the next Bond, Yea Forums
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>ahem...
You already did. Cavill would be perfect for the role, the only knock against him is that he's huge and people seem to have issues with Bond being extremely muscular.
Too buff
Guess who is Moneypenny
Better than that ugly nigger playing her now.
Somebody /thread me.
Someone young, like Eggy from Kingsman except a better actor, not a fucking chav character either. Someone refined and with class but a bit of an asshole troublemaker, someone who needs to be ironed the fuck out.
First movie is MI-6's recruiting program. Create a new character (or pull someone from the books, I dunno, or make it M for fucks sake) and they all report to M's boss...L? Cast Judy Dench again because why the hell not, and the whole thing is a Bond-toned kind of Kingsman except much much smaller scope in the story. Little Jimbo saves the day and earns his wings or whatever. The point is James is cutting his teeth and getting in with the British spooks.
Next one, Jimmy's joining the navy and kicking ass. Some shit goes down. I dunno, a defector or something, cold war shit. By the way this whole series is going to be timeless and not set in one specific era, really it exists on its own like Burton's Gotham City. Anywho, he does some cool shit on a submarine or a boat or whatever and insert book stuff to beef it up. Maybe make it Thunderball-y, I dunno. The point is James learns how to be a military leader of sorts (the endgame is he's a Commander eventually, he's gotta learn sometime).
Next one, Jam Jam's on leave or something and this is one of those little side adventure movies that's self-contained. Maybe the guy's name is Dr. No or something, i dunno. Outs this asshole's big fucking plans, learns how to infiltrate by sidling up to him and becoming a fake protege. Ends up killing the fucker in cold blood. This is the one where he goes from military guy to stone cold killer for Queen and Country (TM).
Next one maybe start rolling out the actual stories. Tweak them to fit into the new tone. Build over the next 3 movies to a big Spectre reveal, but keep Blofeld the fuck in the shadows for a very long time. Keep casting younger faces who will grow with the franchise over 20 years. Integrate the marriage plotline in there somewhere.
Does he have to be British? I could unironically see Tom cruise as bond.
>that girl is 19
how?
What can I say
He could play Bond's intel, though
So if she's all he gets imagine what would be realistic for you to get.
idris elba
Thats his GF? but wasnt he married to the gianna carano girl?
Start doling out the Spectre lieutenants and giving each a nice little movie. Don't pull some BIG REVEAL where it was Smee behind all Jim's pain, make it very evident that Spectre is behind this shit from the get. Bring back all the great characters, or version of them. Red Fox. Kanangger. Kissy Muhpuupie. Go full blown racially-awkward on the audience. Cleverly done post-woke anti-woke ironybro shit.
Blodfeld kills Tracy and Bond goes on a warpath for several movies. Fuck Vesper, Tracy's the one that'll really get his goat. Trilogy of Blofeld movies where he dies in the third. Drop him down a fuckin smokestack again, that was pretty cool.
But Blofeld isn't final boss here. Pull out some big guns, or make up a new villain for this new era of Bond. By now, the actor will be like late 40s or damn near 50 and there'll be like 10 movies in the run, so this is where the writers will start grasping for straws and completing fucking up the whole series. This is where they can insert those Moonraker/Die Another Day tier shitfests where it just goes goofy. Perfect cap to the otherwise untarnished and perfectly executed series.
after UNCLE and mission impossible fuck yeah he'd make a great bond
And he dumped her
Bet that body is a complete train-wreck under the dress.
They should just end the franchise.
>Does a member of MI6 have to be British?
Cavill is a charisma vacuum. He could never pull off a decent Bond.
>not doing it himself and thinking someone else would agree with this stupidity
110% kino Freddy Gray
The antagonist
He’s clearly gay.
fuck please
What do you think of those ???
Henry worked as this character because he's a lump. Bond should be able to slink around the shadows and look capable of a degree of flexibility.
Paul Bettany would make a pretty good Bond badguy.
Guess who is going to be the Intel guy that ends up betraying Henry
Watching Goose play Bond would be pretty funny desu
Why Cruise? He already has his own similar series in Mission Impossible. A non-British/Irish actor won't be playing Bond any time soon anyway thanks to Barbara Broccoli.
It's his time. He'd play the perfect Bond.
Have you ever had a femoid look at you like that, Yea Forums?
>jewish manlet bond
cringe, he couldn't even carry the Punisher
Yeah, its normal with younger women around older men.
probably the best choice desu, he can pull off the attitude for sure
He's Irish-German which is pushing it. People don't realise how autistic Eon Productions and Barbara Broccoli are about the Bond franchise. Fassbender has an exceptional British accent though.
LME ASK U SUMFN RIKK
Casino hookup that tries to kill him while fucking
Both Craig and Cruise damaged their ankle in the line of duty.
Horrible cast except for Ana and Craig
Rupert Friend after a strict diet for a year
>"mask you sumtin blofeld, what'd you, you think everyone was just gonna let your plan, you actually thought this crazy shit was gonna work? Mask you sumtin, what're you gonna do as I kill you"
Finally watched Fallout last night and enjoyed it. Cavill often comes across as a bit cheesy when trying to act tough, but I like him.
Aidan Turner is the only actor I can see being convincing.
they should've casted Robert Vaughn as Felix Leiter before he got too old -- would have been great during the Brosnan or Dalton years
Not alpha enough
>didn't need it
British accent slips out.
Despite being good looking his charisma is kind of lacking
you can tell he just skated by on being handsome his entire life
Supreme taste
Love seeing people understanding the vibe Bond needs
In my opinion, Craig was never a good cast
He lacks the refined attitude
hot
Henry as Bond, Armie Hammer as Felix Leiter.
>english
They could easily cast an Irish actor. They might stretch to another Aussie, a Canadian would be reaching though.
Brainlets. He's the most talented actor currently working (closely followed by Schoenaerts and Mortensen).
too old and Fassbender does not like being in good films apparently
If they do the opposite of that then it will be good
Still no Dan Stevens posted
The most iconic Bond actor was Scottish.
Bond's ancestry is Scottish-Swiss anyway, he's just supremely English in nature.
For better or for worse, I legit see this guy being the next Bond
He had both the architect and Craig vibes, while looking European and pulling a solid alpha stare
Bond should never be played by an American/Canadian
That's why the next Bond should be Scottish actor Richard Madden
Maybe if he bulked up a bit, I could see it.
Gerard Butler
Cheeky young Bond, fresh out of the academy. Slightly psychotic.
I really liked him for the role 5 years ago but I kind of feel he's going to age as badly as Craig.
>while looking European and pulling a solid alpha stare
Well Worthington is English, he just moved to Australia at a young age.
trip hop james bond intro, leaving a football match, to go stop a terrorist plot
Both scenarios are kino
plus he's got two extraction devices at hand
I think the other issues people have is that he’s too “pretty” (hence they needed to give him a mustache in Mission Impossible) and he’s not “charismatic”....
Didn't know that
I definitely see him doing a good job
He's extremely ugly
he would be great if he had a personality. but he doesnt
>does he have to be british
m8 dont start
*in deep voice* the name is Bond, James Bond
Guess who is intel love interest, providing a bit of comic relief
Funnily enough, he's the first face I think of when I picture an australian.
Robb
Kang Robb in da norf
>that bitch from worst blade runner
why tho
He looks too old and unfit for the role although he is def cool enough
I think it's time for Hollywood to try a non-binary queer James Bond.
>Xe name's Bond...Xames Bond
Her as an assassin, and Kaya Scodelario as the intel love interest would be perfect.
>19
holy shit really? She looks late 20s at best. The fucking state of white women.
Henry as Bond and Ezra as a Bondgirl
kk just to make sure can you post yourself here
Found your next Bond
Genuinely nobody. That’s why they’re so desperate to keeping Craig & will pay him whatever he wants. They’ll NEVER go for a black actor, they’ll not go for somebody established & they’ll never go for someone not British. Plus they need somebody late 30’s minimum as you can’t sell Bond with someone who looks top young.
See
Worst choice they could make would be Hiddleston. Absolutely nothing about him says Bond.
Is this the guy from Legion?
Armie Hammer as Bond, Timothée Chalamet as Bond Girl and Michael Stuhlbarg as Bond Villain
Don’t see them picking Cavill. The whole point of Bond is that it’s the character that carries the movie not the actor. People would see Cavill rather than Bond. You need someone like Craig or Brosnan who are mostly unknown.
Yeah.
Sauce for your pic, good sir?
She looks like a monkey
Bond and Bond Girl
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You got it, OP.
Marina nagasawa, but I'm only replying so i can post another pic of hers.
Hope you mean that in an endearing way.
Stevens vs. Stuhlbarg would be amazing. Make Armie Felix Leiter and I'm on board with this.
Ok, but Timmy is the Bond Girl
>WandaVision
>TV-Series Spinoff from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Containing the characters Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff and The Vision
hmmmmmm.
10/10... would grudgingly watch and shitpost about on Yea Forums for being Capeshit disguised as spyshit
Plot twist: Armie is the bottom
Wasn't this chick like 18 or something. He's definately gay.
This one is the only one being considered right now
Too old, and he’s semi retired
am I a Yea Forums faggot for bringing up that I would love him to play Agent 47 in a proper Hitman film.
Too American looking.
thank you for that thread earlier today user, godspeed /eo/ general.
It’ll be him or Aidan Turner, but the money is on Madden.
He'd be a decent young billionaire villain type. As long as they didn't make it "le Facebook CEO evil man" like they did in every flick these days.
>being attractive and having a european accent = talented
not anymore, he's dating Sam Smith's ex
You're welcome
It was a blast
I know. It doesn’t matter. He’s the right age and the right look. Wokies keep screaming for black bond or female bond, giving them a bi bond may shut them up.
If they end up going with an Indian or a black dude, I will probably commit Sudoku
>that hairline
I just can't see that happening, despite nerds on Twitter yearning for it.
nah you're living in a fantasy world. no way they'd give this role to a gay/bi man
Craig Bond is an alcoholic
Craig the drunkard.
>that look straight toward the camera
Jesus christ
His charisma is not any more lacking than Daniel Craig.
oozes squinty poser
You can tell with Henry, unlike all of these , that he's not even slightly a prick. That's the problem with him playing Bond.
He does find it hard coming across as a smug twat, see MI: Fallout for that too.
Eva green in this movie is just pure sex. Also sin city 2 she's amazing as well
Would be a great fit, honestly.
It’s nuts how much he has morphed into the stereotypical goblin Jew over the last few years, I thought he was Italian during his entire run on TWD.
Croatian actor Goran Visnjic
Will she be his blowfeld, how do you think the bond audience will deal with the bad guy winning so easily.
If only they had the balls
Thanks for bothering to gimme the sauce.