A 32 year old guy who never had a girlfriend?

A man willing to cut off his dick? Might sound insane but it's true.

13% of a population that commits over 50% of murders hold onto your hats because this one is actually true

An open wound that is kept from healing by it's owner? Believe it or not it happened.

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user finally losing his virginity?
of course we made that one up

A man who spent the majority of his adult life asleep or on an internet message board? This one... is a fact.

sorry, it's an invention of our writers, faggot

delete this

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Human lampshades and soap? The invention of a writer

A 27 year old Korean American male posts sexually explicit images of European women and African men on a Mongolian cartoon websites.

This one might sound far fetched but it is 100% true.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ioGoPOAxkCg

Based.

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The question for investigators was, why would multiple european nations choose to banish jews for no apparent reason?

A 34 year-old man that spends the entirety of his day in his dark room browsing the internet and playing video games believe it or not this is true

The American of tomorrow, today

A group of men on their late twenties who browsed an internet anime board all day long masturbating to hentai, having no friends or a girlfriend and never left the house? Tragically, it's true. According to our producers, it happened.

>A coordinated terrorist strike against the United States by hijacking multiple airplanes and crashing them into buildings?
>It might sound like a Hollywood fabrication, but it is. That's because this one was developed by one of our writers.

It's a classic

kek

Not a chance.

I had my first girlfriend when I was 30, but 32, that sounds farfetched.

We made it up.

I dunno dude. I just lost another one and with the soul crushing despair I'm feeling right now I think it might be better to never have to feel like this. Probably going to swear off women again like I did for the last five years.

I really hope Frakesposting catches on. Did you believe that? We just made it up. :)

More like Jonathan FAKES because the stories are faked. Get it?

it's a fabrication

A zoomer on summer vacation feigning ignorance to farm (You)s? If you guess true, you're right.

Be older.

lurk moar

I'm 1 year into that after catching the clap from my whore ex.

why does Yea Forums always have the best memes?

spotty moderation

It's tough man, you can't live with them and you can't live without them.

Because it's just a shitposting general. If you think the jannies here are negroes, check out Yea Forums. They don't fuck around with that board. But here you can get away with a lot more. Unless it's a Bane thread, they shitcan that as fast as they pop up.

>a 40 year old latino man larping as a nazi on /pol/, sounds impossible but true

Formerly forkfuck

Yea Forums used to be the best board by far. endlessly inventive. Doge in it final form was one of theirs
But in summer 2013 mods broke the back of that board and it never recovered. Yea Forums mods seem to have more sense or be more incompetent, thankfully. i also think swaglord takes a personal interest in keeping Yea Forums insane

You meme but I unironically know a guy who knows someone who is 31 and has never had a gf.
It's probable that he was lying but I'm willing to believe. Seen enough crazy shit on Liveleak to believe everything at this point.

maybe illegal immigration isn't so bad

A religious cult founded by a pedophile that has 1.5 billion followers?
Yes, this one actually happened.

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I'm an actual zoomer and I've watched the show

Yep, Yea Forums was the place to be. The other day someone posted a lel thread and I got to thinking about all the great memes that came out of that place. Then I opened up the catalogue, saw what it had become, and came home to Yea Forums.

Because Yea Forums has been in its death throws since 2007 and Yea Forums is just Yea Forums-lite.

KEK

>A man takes insurance out on his skyscraper right before it falls victim to a terrorist attack.
>While it sounds like something straight from Hollywood, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, this ones real.

>32
I'm 22 and I can't take it.
I'd have an heroed by 32 for sure.

based riker.

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Fuck these all got me, Sweden one was probably best though

A world superpower is funding and training the same terrorists it is fighting?

Fact. This one is true.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>IT'S TOTAL FABRICATION

this is a deeply insightful post

Bullshit.

A world of equality where differences in genetics has no bearing on an individuals cognitive function?

A total fabrication. Just another tale our writers made up.

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6 million dead? We gotcha. This story never happened.

An adult male dedicating most of his time to moderating an image board for no compensation?

Believe it or not, it's a fact.

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gotem

i wan't to kill myself

lmao is he really korean? hahahaha

Why would I need to see this? I lived it.

An RBMK reactor exploding? No way.

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