/lig/ - Love Island General

Anyone know who this babe is twitter.com/YasminSwann_/status/1136680387906809856

Got a decent following of non bongs on the stream lad

whats the tl;dr for this show

evening gents

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Tommy Fury is a BUM

threads gonna be bare dead tonight with the england game like

ANTON IS /OUR GUY/

i went to school with kurtis, he got bullied for being a gay dancey prick.

no it wont

slags screwing over other slags. like game of thrones with tits

Based
Based

forgot how shit adverts are

*curtis

I DEMAND SOME SHERIF ACTION TONIGHT

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a bunch of attractive people hooking up

Slags and cheeky chappies does around in bikinis and shorts all day.

is he gay? i swear my gaydar is fucking bleeping code red

Remember when they delayed the show till the end of the England games last summer?
Now THAT was based

The England game is dead

Geordie shore fiiiya

this new girl is uggo

where's 190

im from the uk but i watch it on the stream

>anna is attractive
the absolute state of bongs

agreed

Dubs for i enter the villa and fuck yewande

Anyone got a webm of the advert with the new blond bird's thicc arse.

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where is 190

no, i don't think so, his brother got called 'gay j' a lot though.

this episode should be well bevy

Forty first for Hayley a cute

CUTE

I'm literally never gonna get a gf why even live

Official POWER Rankings
God tier:
Joe Curtis Lucie
High Tier:
Sherif Anton
Mid tier:
Yewande Tommy Amy
Low tier:
Anna, Amber (stock rising) Michael, Callum

WHAT ARE THOOOSE

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First for Curtis is a bender

It is what it is

Hi there fren

Does this show ever have nudity like Big Brother?

still not as bad a Brie Larson

TEA AUDIT

POST YA TEAS LADS

u gay m8?

>joe getting merked by the narrator

ahahahahaha

Lets havvar a chat

she has that trashy look going on for her, the lips are a bit much tho. can't you appreciate different types of looks?

beans on toast

Tuna and pasta after the gym x

getting concerned about 190

I'm already bored by this Tommy/Lucie/joe crap. Show something else. Anything?

I am ready for tonight

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kill yourselves deanos

its 10 times better than BB

noodles

>"user are we alright to have a chat"

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sup boyos, been away from the general for a few days, been overwhelemd with a level revision, but i'm back now.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say Amy's tits look cracking in that blouse

Unreal

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Eggs, lean steak sosig and haggis with some fridge raiders and yogurt

God tier:
Curtis, Amber, yewande, Callum
Top tier:
Tommy, sherif, Lucie
Mid tier:
Anna, Aimee
Low Tier
Anton
Shit Tier
Joe
Who? Tier:
Michael

It is what it is LADsss

>a level
>tfw I left sixth form 9 years ago

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Joe is acting like such a bitch

Onions sauce you fucking fag

Much better

Wow what's Joe doing here with Amber

>user, we need to have a chat. We just came back from Parents Evening.

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for me it's echo falls. yeah, lick the rim, don't want to waste nothing

>Amber upskirt
Hnng

Im turning 30 in a month, its okay lad

Chicken tikka masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan

>2014 was 8 years ago

fucking hate joe desu

Amber has just been dropped

we love amber "ice queen" gill

Alright I'm gonna say it.

Amber is based.

joe is a twat

Jesus lad I’ve not touched that since I was about 14. Madman.

who here /tommy/

chicken soup and break because my retard brother ate the last pizza even though I haven't had any dinner and he has REEEEEE

>Trying to ditch Amber as soon as Lucie wants to chat
Kek

>2016 was 10 years ago

has been the best contestant every episode so far

Has Amber done any findom customs?

I miss chadam

Every fucking time and I still kek

CURRENT YEAR

how bad has joe fucked it lads?

same desu :(

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why are they so gay about talking to other people

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4 naan 4?

Joe is blatantly that jack the lad kid at school who got his own way every time

Joe gives serious control freak vibes tbqh

It is what it is partner

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here

Joe is giving off Lets kill each other vibes

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Joe needs to fuck off he's doing my head in with his lame shit

Four? Four naan? That's insane.

curtis noshes on cocks

Already this far down

Feeling abit tipsy lads lol

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Hey bevs

>2006 was 13 years ago

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Goddamnit, my gf is watching this gay show, and I thought it was bad enough that it's daily, now I hear it'll last for months. How do I not kill myself?
>inb4 do it faggot

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Give yewande screen time before the first adverts or I'm literally going to fucking scizho

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this

joe is if an incel became attractive
same with that older blonde incel

is curtis one of these lads who can't decide on cocks or gash?

in other words, is he bent?

Curtis game is strong af

im 12 btw

One of us one of us gooble gobble

BASED

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how do I get a tommy bf

Too much

What is the punchline of the window cleaner joke?

Nice tits now where do you want the blinds?

Snug City

Holland have scored lads, depay

Tommy is a secret beta desu

How is Tommy this fucking shit at this? No charisma at all

And the window cleaner said

"Huh that plane looks a bit close"

Tommy just needs to beat the shit out of Joe

Why is Tommy being rejected so much I dont understand
>Already famous
>Brother is Tyson Fury
>future millionaire, possible multi millionaire
>Chad
>Boxer

I thought all these women were fame and money hungry?

Switched it off when Gazza took sancho off for JLingz, not arsed

Porn idea: Men in BLACKED

forgot to attach image

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>my meme made it onto the stream
I feel really appreciated lads

Mans got a jab

>NuMen in Black

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>british ads
JUST KILL ME ALREADY

He's got no chat, always serious. Shame desu cause he'd walk it if he had charisma

Because he will ditch any girl as soon as Lucie shows any interest in him. He isn't subtle at all. Also he's only 20.

>le IT Crowd cuck wog hsbc advert
>haha just let everyone in the uk what could go wrong

>just sell ur country goy

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Turns out women are human beings and like guys who are good people with personalities, crazy huh?

I hate hsbc! Fuck off, we are a fucking island!

trips of truth

HSBC are cheeky cunts

They are not educated enough to know who he is and they are deluded enough to think they will just be an instant hit and sell surf boards with the word bevvy on it

Based /pol/

bluepilled

>brexit brainlets seething

and yet I have a gf and you don't

Where's based hovis?

KEK

what's wrong with them?

what the fuck is HSBC

Why do I keep seeing this Lewis Capaldi fag on twitter, is he just some shite indie singer?

gf is sat here m80

A collection of jews

Her sister is pretty bevvy as well desu

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"she" doesn't count as a "girl"friend

>Le our cars are German, our food is Indian, our TVs are Japanese
Our toilet cleaners are Polish, our child predators are Pakistani, our niggers who contribute nothing and destroy everything are Somali etc.

Why do they care the dude is literally the gateway to being famous and mega rich, which is what they all desperately want. The other guys will be lucky to get on celeb big brother, Tommy will be involved in huge fights and his brother is an A lister
>Love Island Whores
>Human
Kek

yes, and hes xd randum

An odd number bunch of chads and stacies are put on a luxury resort. Whoever is single at the end of each week gets kicked out

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_
for every non bong
join us here lads

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>he just some shite indie singer?
Yes but he is more known for making ''hilarious'' clips that are shared all over facebook and twitter.

He's a sportsman they don't work on their personalities

STATE of that olay basedboy

he can’t chat for shit
>I like Hannah Montana
who the fuck says that?

Having good chat is more important than looks desu. Looks are still important but between an 8/10 with chat and a 10/10 with none,the 8/10 with good chat gets the girl.

He's just a kid.

>not using a VPN into UK

one of the largest banks in the world

itv player isn't working lads

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Lucie NEEDS BBC

THIS

Did you do bits?

Yeh had a full anal gaping session waht bout you?

He's also Peter Capaldi's second cousin once removed or some shit.

Swear the jews who push this racemixing nonsense are fuming desu considering nobody wants the black/mixed race guys and girl kek

>anton the manlet cant get partner

Actually loving Curtis and his bird desu

Curtis is a nice boy. Would be friends with

Amy is a slapper

Amy and Amber without make up

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>when am I gonna fall in love?
ngubuette is so cute ;_;

would pay good money to see a BBC in lucie's every hole

Getting really sick of nepotism in this world lads

Anton has the best banter on the show

Based Anton giving Yewande the Pity chat

wait does your game improve a lot after 20? makes me hopeful

Yewande cute without the make up

Take note white roasties

yewande's hair is so blatantly a wig

Sherif's eyes are too far together

NO, kill yourself so we don't have to

MATHIJS DE LIGT

Holy shit I never realised the person who is single at the end of the week gets kicked out, what a great dynamic. It is basically a social experiment. They should add incels and nerdy chicjs as well would be more interesting.

>Anton is self aware that he is a Brad amongst Chads

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>making ape actions in front of the black girl

holy kek twitter on suicidewatch

>wolf of wall street
anton is such a fucking DEANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Curtis is clearly a mo, he wants Tommy's fists

After 20 you have something to talk about

Good God Jesus, Anton is a Deano

The whole show is Deanos

NO SHES FUCKING NOT. YEWANDE IS FUCKING BORING AND NEEDS TO LEAVE ASAP.

what the fuck is a deano

it's from the wolf of wall street

why do you look like this

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>Chad - Stacey
>Deano - _____
Whats the female Deano?

what accent is that? I barely understand anton

Back to plebbit

Can this Love Island babby get a quick rundown on what a Deano is?

a mo
salah?

Kek much to learn young Padawan

back to r*ddit

Lig Is yewande country

lmaoo anton

anton the type of guy to lecture the lads on bitcoin

Sharon

scottish ya wee bawbag

this is my first season watching im sorry

Anna is a mess

whatever danni dyer was

How much coke did Anton do, top wew

oh my god Anna is so vile
BASED fellow scot

lmfao sherif gettin dabbed on

Lives in deano box
Watches deanofliks
Eats at deanochain restaurants

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her she's BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

sort of kind of like a british version of a 'chad' but not quite

I imagine Anna could be decent looking if she hadn't had two slugs installed on her face

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Anna's body is fake but really smashable

A thick, veiny 10” BBC rammed into her tight white cunt. No condoms, no birth control.

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Sorry I like her but yewande is literal reddit. She’s the “different, quiet” girl who’s “natural”. Literally would see people white knighting her if I logged on reddit.

Cba to read its too long but have a fee you

LUCIE
CHEBS

BASED TOMMY

ITS THE CLIIIIMBBB

Sophie

just like that I understand instantly

like a dudebro?

imagine a middle class everyman living in places like essex and that, someone who owns a car and has a family, but at the same time loves football, cars, and most of all loves his 9-5 job seeling pens. pretty sure the whole joke came from Jack last year but i might be wrong

bravo

Kek wtf could these two be gayer

Anna is a gelatanous blob of sex meat and I want to fist her vagina and knead her like fucking dough mate

Based tommy singing the climb

this, unfortunately a lot of iranian girls fuck up their lips like that

the virgin Tommy has been merked by the chad Joe

Tyson Fury better slap the fuck out of Tommy, embarrassing himself

Holy shit based tommy singing the climb

based Tommy

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her she's BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

tommy's cock holster is a good lad really

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working to lower middle class chad who worships Tom Zanetti, the pub, and football

embarrassing desu

I cannot get over how fucking huge Yewande's mouth is lads. Is it surgery?

BONITA
O
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A

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her she's BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

what is a typical deano job? what is deano music? where do deanos hangout? I'm a foreigner

wasn't funny the first time you posted it either

>pretty sure the whole joke came from Jack last year but i might be wrong
came from brit/pol/ i think

No its cute though

>Joe

Embarrassing

Tommy and Curtis need to couple up

I left Sixth Form nineteen years ago.

fuck off yanks

Do you really need to ask?

who /Tommy and Curtis Broship/ here?

Scotfags rise up

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Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her she's BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out Oldham, You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

How the fuck can you waste hours of your life watching something "ironically"? Are you trying to impress someone?

blessed pasta
only good meme to come out of /got/

Stop.

>How the fuck can you waste hours of your life watching something "ironically"? Are you trying to impress someone?
We are trying to learn how to social interact

you just know tommy's thick veiny cock has destroyed curtis's pink little sphincter several times already

Lucie will get pregnant with Sherif’s baby. Black babies are the future!

Independence when lads

>tfw Anton will never make you a cuck

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Who the fuck watches this ironically?
Were enjoying reality kino

2000 or 1999?

ITS COMING HOME LADS JLINGZ THE HERO

managing you, something you can't understand, away from you, in that order

>what is a typical deano job
weekend manager of JD Sports
>what is deano music
shite pop rap and techno
>where do deanos hangout
spoons

tommy is not a chad

sherif is our guy

Anna is the hottest one there. Oh man I wanna fuck that pig

lip fillers
aka lip ruiners

*skates into your heart*

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This didn't originate in /got/ you fuckin 5 year old

>ironically

speak for yourself

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Who do you watch this with? I usually watch with my sister.

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this

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Interact with fucking who? Do you live in the UK?

>weekend manager of JD Sports
This or estate agent

whenever you felt like getting invaded or bombed to shit by your true masters

that's a yikes from me dawg

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Yewande has 100 not had lip fillers
Have you morons literally never seen a black person before?

here

HAYLEY A FUCKING CUTE

for me? it has to be amber

i love high maintenance harlots

hopefully never if it's the "english out, ngubus in" snp in charge

>Ironically
This is the first time I’m watching the show and it’s pure kino so far

BAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

Only for slags desu, average girls and goths love a man who lets them past their tough outer shell.

Literally every girl I've ever dated has melted when I let myself get vulnerable with them. Doesn't need to be anything big, just a mention of worrying about my little brother growing up thick cause he hates school and how I tutored him in three different subjects to help or maybe how I say a rosary for my dead nan on her birthday is enough.

If she wasn't an Angloid she would be a 10.

AAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THE SCOUSE SLAPPED FROM LAST YEAR IS BACK ON MY SCREEN MY COCK ISNT READY

Initially this is true but eventually you have to show something underneath the surface. Never go full retard of course but you can still be a chad while showing more beneath the exterior (see Robert pattinson).

Taking into account the fact being in the villa is probably like a cocoon where things intensify very quickly because of the nature of the show and the fact they're essentially living together already, then it's easy to understand why they start talking "feelings" etc. Also should remember that men and women alike know talking about feelings can be an opportunity to manipulate their partner, which this show is fucking rife with.

housemates

>2016
boohoo.com
>2017
prettylittlething.com
2018
misspap.com

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Would huff her Persian braps lad

>tfw actually English but went to school in scotland

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Christ I hate zoomers like you

>Oi Anna if someone came in the villa and they was better looking than me and you connected wiff them better than me would you go wiff them instead of me
>yeah
>OH MY GOD
Sherif is a professional retard

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Based VAR

yo is this show just about joe and tommeh?

>2019
Misguided I think

2020
Blackedwear.com

Seriously fuck you people. Irony lumped on irony lumped on irony, an inability to take anything seriously is what causes your depression.

Fucking lol

not with Nicola's kosher nationalism. no interest in being Ireland 2

Nastygal
Skankyho
Vagcave

Anton will have his head turned by the new blonde instantly. He will absolutely fuck himself by burning bridges before getting cucked by Tommy for the newbie.

B R O

you know at the end of the day it is what it is innit

Very weird punchline from that joke by Anna

whats wrong with Ireland, its doing a lot better than the UK

Yewande, Yewande, Yewande

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IT

Tommy giving advice.kek

it is what it is

hes been selected. If they selected a proper black tyrone, hed secure all the girls attention

Shareef is a bro

>eating a banana and an apple at the same time
fucking disgusting

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Yum

Post your snack

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Is what it is confirmed

I kekd

It’s a typical tinder/deano joke

user TOMMY ALWAYS SCORES WHEN YOURE NOT IN THE ROOM

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atdaendofdedayitiswotitis

tommy getting a cheeky gander are lucies chebs

Stroopwafel tbg

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based sherif

kek

"My head fell off"
Based scouser

way more darkies than up here and i don't want my currency controlled by the (((ECB)))

yeah thats so strange, conflicting flavours and textures. I think the banana is foreshadowing for sherif

Sherif will be right about Anton's head going to turn desu

based jim-poster

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What's the deal with the bananas?

the blonde chick that isnt lucie is doing my tits in

Holy shit this is too cringe

>ireland
>more darkies than the UK
I think fucking not

I love scousers so much

I love him. He's spent all his life round knackers and boxing gyms and fuck me it shows. Naive but loveable, and could knock everyone out there with ease.

I wish the English Cricket Boatd controlled my money

gone right off Joe lads x

Joe wtf, youre gonna get banged

Joe is a fucking pleb

Joe

alright, felt bad for Joe compared to chad Tommy but now I see Tommy truly is /ourguy/ and Joe can fark roight off

Known in these parts as big ears

Post ideas of how Tommy can intimidate Joe without getting in trouble

Y I K E S

have you seen the state of their economy? their debt to GDP is greece tier

Joe is a little angry jealous man. Can't believe Lucy still likes him

Someone make a new thread ffs

dab in his face

Joe is the why white girls go for non whites

Joe is a cunt he needs to get knocked out

JESUS CHOOSE ONE WHORE

god she's so fucking peng

>thinking debt to gdp is a useful metric

FUCK JOE

than Scotland not England

Yeah even immigrants have standards, Ireland is worse than the immigrant shelters in their war torn countries. Junkie Heaven in Ireland

shes a britbong mate, sort yourself out

What a fag

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Amber is taking no prisoners

Fucking hell Amber is based

He could try mentioning his broth-OH WAIT HE NEVER FUCKING STOPS MENTIONING

Amber is such a game playing cunt

HAHAHHAHAHA JOE YOU FUCKING CLOWN

If he loses Lucy after all this I don't think another girl will pick him up. Amber is almost gone.

>Joe
what a disaster

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Amber trying to get twitter reaction gifs of her over

>that jiggle
HNNGGHH

would hate fuck amber

>you're actin like a child
>that laughter in the background

KEK

Can’t believe there’s only 4 minutes left

>a twinge

Amber is peng
Joe is cringe

Amber has 140 Shagging IQ

>Amber just sits on her own and waits for boys to attempt to approach her so she can rinse them
can't tell if she's a cunt or a total lass

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Its literally all she wants

Anton is a fucking embarrassment

Amber is a queen.

i am too

Wtf, already?

>Operation AA
>implying you can top Operation MGS with Wes and the lads last year

scared me then lad fuck off

getting mixed messages here

condolences

anton and joe need to do one desu

would love to see are anton harpoon this whale

A glib facile of the real deal from last year
That moment had to be earned with weeks of character development

>Anna without make up
what a disaster

Amber and Curtis are based, everyone needs advice

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Anton is based

the duality of man

FUCK OFF

Antin is genius, has the ugly fst chick locked down so now he can hedge his bets on the hotter ones

bring back wes desu. michael is just a BTEC wes with worse banter

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Don't need make up for tits though

Ian sterling does my head in especially those ads

MOLLY
A
E

kek, based lad

he didn't go for yewande though

Literal puke at the new skank.

can you cunts not read

M O L L Y
M A E

anna is a fat sloppy mess

love island is the only place where there are perfume ads outside of december

did you lads know i was in so solid crew?

I keep on forgetting Tommy is 20, fucking zoomer

Yep, his little 'quips' in the show can be funny but his disgusting voice and accent make me want to place a nail bomb in the nearest gay bar.

This meme was made by a woman who would drop cutriss to fuck Adam from last year at the drop of a hat

it's actually fucking wierd how well last year worked in terms of character development and all that shit, like it was almsot shakespearean to an extent
I would argue it was all written to be like that, but the writers at ITV2 are definitely not smart enough to write such a brilliant narrative.
truly the universe came together and produced a masterpiece

>did you lads know i was in so solid crew?

Prove it.

Getting worried desu lads we’re four days in and I barely know any of these cunts except about three. I’m sure by this time last season I knew all the names. Most of them are just fucking boring this year.

yeah well i was in blazin squad

sup harvey

The key to the show being good is a group of decent lads. The women don't really matter

The mixed black guy and callum are the only cunts who are totally irrelevant

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can i get the basic gestalt?

so many forgettable lads. dont even know one of their names

new housemates will come in m8

Keith Lemon needs to die

Does anyone genuinely find this pig attractive?

only amber is attractive desu

hello

can you still watch last years on ITV player. I feel like I've severely missed out

Has Callum even appeared yet? Guy is the invisible man

I would let her take a shit on my chest.

amber and lucie desu

Maybe it's lack of screen time but it feels like we have a lot of dead weight.

>there were people complaining about last year being shit compared to the year before
like to see what they'd say in response to this shitshow lol

Half way there lads, yum

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MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF

LUCIE
CHEBS

Amy has a sort of homley attractiveness you know
Feels like the only one who is a normal person

basically although as cringe as it was, the dbs made it completely comfy

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luc is just a bit boring

Probably. But it were the live threads and memes that went with it that made it great desu

record and upload it desu

The Man Mountain would clean up in the villa desu

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Lucie is a pengger Juno Temple

Think you're being too nostalgic lad. I remember last year's becoming a bit of a slog post-World Cup.

>bev

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AMBER SABOTAGING OPERATION AA

>that welsh guy who has had about 5 minutes of screentime in total when Tommy was chatting up his waifu

Amy is so dead, some typical white flight attendent. Shes way past it

dumb cow amber

Is Annas iq above 80?

Joe is fucking done.

THREAD IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS

>always thought yewande looked familiar
>wait that graduation photo....that hall looks familiar...what year and course was this fr-
>"first class honours in biotechnology"

AHHHH SHE'S THE FUCKING DUMB CUNT WHO SPILT WATER ON MY LAPTOP IN THE LIBRARY WHILE WORKING ON MY FINALS REEEEEEEE

Yewande looking good here, get a man in for her

IMPERIOUS

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?
>asking a girl to be your mercenary
anton is the retard

not a chance

Fuck off Tarquin

...

why doesn't the black simply pair up with the other black

Whats happened to Callum? Is he still alive?

>nearly 80 posters
WE GROW

kek

testes

GET IN HERE

we've literally heard nothing from him, forgot he even existed 2bh

Sherif is a 100IQ genius black person

this

Amy is way older than 26, she is a mess

shes a boomer for sure

Punished Lucie

that's the effect of make up and cock carousel my guy