Friendly reminder

Dont eat your wife's STD-ridden asshole, even if you're the one that gave it to her.

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jesus fuck

Why is sex so disgusting? Holy hell

remind me again why being a virgin is such a bad thing?

>not ashamed
Someone's been belting her up the arse and it's given her cancer and her husband cancer, but she's NOT ashamed. Broken bloody Britain!

>fuck her pussy
>get HPV dick
>fuck her ass
>give her HPV ass
>eat her ass
>get throat cancer

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HAVE SEX

More like Marcia Gross

NO THANKS

maybe this should be everyones response to the "have sex" meme

why are boomers so disgusting?

Anal and cunylingus are gay as fuck.

Aren’t they vaccinating all the zoomers for hpv now?
youtu.be/9sXlOvRZeoc

How the fuck does this happen

1) HPV husband fucks her ass
2) She gets anal cancer
3) Husband then proceeds to lick ass
4) Het gets throat cancer

Did I get it right guys help a virgin out here

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Having sex doesn't mean being stupid.

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Because he fooled around with roasties? The one thing everyone says to avoid like the plague?

she's rationalizing because she's grieving. none of this shit makes sense.

I can see the logic in eating pussy. A clean pussy tastes good and that shit can make her cum pretty easily. Ass eating makes no goddamn sense at all. Women don't have prostates and literally have a better hole. I don't get the appeal.

1) eat a woman out who has HPV (later develop throat cancer)
2) eat your wife's asshole (later develop ass cancer)
Not that hard to understand

It isn't, it's being pushed as it is though

Wrong. The bull had HPV dick. Husband got throat HPV after prepping the bull. Wife got HPV after bull fucked her in the ass.

There are many nerve endings in the asshole. Getting your ass eaten doesn't feel good because of the prostate you fucking virgin. Your prostate isn't sitting on the rim of your asshole.

Have (smart) sex

how does a virus give you cancer

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the nerve endings provide lots of additional sensation. after 8 years with my wife, she now requires i finger her asshole when fucking her, or licking her ass when fingering her

why are you inserting your cuck fantasies into the story you weirdo

this shit is so embarrassing but I commend her for being honest about it rather than paying off doctors to keep it hush hush like most hollywood actors

IT'S A VERY VERY

CLOWN WOOOORLD

Why would she volunteer this information?

Virgins also get cancer.

Might as well go having licked a pussy or two.

Fag

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Know what else has a lot of nerve endings, doesn't potentially have shitstains, and is specifically designed to be played with? The clitoris. Zero point in going for a woman's asshole.

JUST

That's a whole lot of TMI in one headline

>have sex
>get cancer

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>Your prostate isn't sitting on the rim of your asshole.
Mine do if you catch what im sayin nigga

her husband forced her to do it, so he could have the world know he eats her butt

Fuck is this legit? I wanted to eat escort ass

Why doesn't she have throat cancer? Did she just refuse to give her husband blow jobs?

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The same way anything can, like asbestos or radiation, by making the cells in the body more prone to mutating through damage or change.

>being honest about it rather than paying off doctors to keep it hush hush
That's their fucking job. If I went to a doctor that leaked my medical records to a tabloid I'd sue them for everything I could.

It's not

>having anything other than vaginal sex with your wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

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>redheads
>ever

>cancer
Rich man's disease check your privilige CIS scum

>Marcia gets anal cancer from his cancerous husband rimming her.

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clean ass taste good too tho

would you eat a sweaty piss-dripping pussy? fuck no unless you're one degenerate old white male

To spread awareness I suppose

Holy shit, she's cute! What's her name?

HPV isn't cancer, holy shit do people still believe this because of the Michael Douglas thing?

>an acting talent so lacking that it gives you and your husband cancer

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Are you retarded? It has been long established that certain forms of cancer are linked to specific virus infections. Hepatitis B for example.

>get cervical cancer

Why would you tell the world this?

assholes are cute and smell much better than pussies, you can also deepkiss them unlike clits

according to every other culture its not, only in americanised western """""""""""culture"""""""

I never said that dumbass. Learn to fucking read

Of course not, but piss is a step up from feces. The pussy is still the better hole even at its worst.

The HPV that gives you cancer is found on a woman's snatch.

She contracts HPV.
Pussy becomes nurgle infestation pit.
Husband eats out her disgusting hole.
Gets throat cancer.
Eats her asshole
She gets anal cancer.

Because the men are gay or bisexual. They think of dudes when doing it.

>yfw you have to explain you got throat cancer because you've been fucking your wife in the ass

the only right answer in this thread. This was like Michael Douglas saying he got throat cancer because he ate too much pussy.

She's got a mouth for deepkissing you degenerate.

this like nigga get an hpv vaccination lmao

so wait was he sucking his own dick afterwards?

>wife calling the shots
Oh so asslicking is a soi fetish. Thanks for clarifying.

The purpose of life is to procreate. Religion and science agree on this.

he probably just ate her out and then hpv'd her bum with his dick

Melindra Khan

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STDs are so unfair, many of them are undetectable and one slip can ruin the rest of your life. Why the fuck do they even exist.

I have a fear of vaginas tbqh. They just seem so alien.

gross shitskin

how big is her benis?

>I have a fear of vaginas tbqh. They just seem so alien.

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>he thinks piss comes from the vagina

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it's a vicious cycle, user

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Penis enthusiast

It's not.

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Probably licked her HPV pussy. They both are at risk of getting more cancer, genital.

Fucking idiot. It's not, but the virus helps development cancer later because it changes the cell type where it stays.

they feel good though

Hol up, cancer is contagious?

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what? it's always been contagious what do you think HIV is?

No, but the causes can be.

HPV is contagious and then can give you cancer afterwards.

kek

Despise being trendy you're not supposed to lick other people butholes, because you know, feces comes from there.

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>her problem

p o e t r y

So who is at fault here, Yea Forums? The wife, the husband, or white people?

You're also not supposed to lick the place blood and babies come from, and yet people do it anyway

>more funny pics at instacomedy.com

she's evil looking

No humar cancer is contagious, but dogs and tasmanian demons have a type that is.

HPV, HIV, H. pylori and other virus help in "weakening" the body and development some cancers.

Theres a difference between shit and those related to bacteria, and the blood and babies aren't there everyday

>kill women

>I wanted to eat escort ass

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Jews

saved that one here circa 2012 iirc

leave her alone, she has anal cancer

Remember when people laughed at Michael Douglas for saying this?

Why are Americans so filthy?

Good thing I'm vaccinated for HPV, not like I'm eating ass anyway, that's fucking disgusting.

They have 12-year old daughters, imagine them reading about their parents potentinally dying because their dad ate their moms asshole while having an STD. AND IT'S IN THE FUCKING NEWS

I tried it once and all it did was take forever and make my tongue sore. It's not that fun.

they laughed because he said he ate too much pussy

Still, he was right. All the boomers against pussy/ass eating were right

Condoms literally protect from 100% of STDs

not for oral stuff obvs

with how many people are getting overrun with stds and std induced cancer, will Yea Forums anons be the ones who inherit the earth?

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They're less reliable for herpes though.

Thanks. I was trying to figure out how the fuck that works, but I still like I'm missing something. So basically you fuck her OR eat her out and you get HPV in that region... then you use that region (dick or mouth) on her ass and it spreads to her ass? So if you get HPV in your eyes you get eye cancer? What the fuck?

What? Cancer isn't infectious. Dumb roastie ass slut

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_dam

>So if you get HPV in your eyes you get eye cancer? What the fuck?
Yes

as long as they rapeproduce several children upwards of 7, yes.

>their problem

Women treat you like shit for fun.

I'll take a little fleck of shit over a mouthful of yeast any day of the week, m8.

I don't give a fuck I will never stop eating ass, never

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Did you get pussy juice or anything from her on your body? Ha Ha, you are already dead.

Why are women so filthy lads?

your ballsack and pubes are still exposed to various things though

Aye, pube cancer ain't too pretty, I'll tell you that lads.

Easy way for the pathogen to reproduce an infection is literally bacteria or viruses trying to live inside of you.

bros... how common is this virus...

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I was thinking of lice and crabs and the like.

> Most men and women — about 80 percent of sexually active people — are infected with HPV at some point in their lives, but most people never know they have the virus.

So are virgins like me clean?

>how does a virus give you cancer

Virus causes damage to your cell's DNA. This can turn on/ switch off certain genes that cause your cells to continuously divide or repair DNA. Cells pick up more mutations along the way because they're dividing rapidly without checking for nuclear integrity. Now you've got dick cancer because Stacy let you rawdog her in a club toilet and a mysterious lump in your throat because you ate out her shitter

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Only kissless, handholdless virgins are pure. Also you can't have ever shared food with anyone either.

yes but you can still get cancer anyways

Why would anyone share something like this? Let a alone a celebrity

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HPV lives in the vagina too though so im not getting your point

Yes, but only in old age, meanwhile there's millennial thirty somethings on their fourth round of chemo because they spent their twenties traveling and finding themselves

>for the purpose of procreation
>her problem

Imagine actually falling for the ass eating meme

Does it really work like this? I thought cancer wasn’t contagious.

Don't think for a minute that she didn't do this on purpose.

The cancer itself is not contagious but the HPV that causes it is highly contagious

>be me
>kissless handholdless virgins
>but went out on dates

Am I pure?

>prefering shit over yeast
So, actual feces full of dangerous bacteria are better than something found in bread and beer? scat fetish is like that I guess

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this is why ancient civilizations like greece and rome banned muff diving and fucked boys instead
>but fucking boys is gay
and eating out women gives you CANCER

Why would you talk to CNN about how your husband caught cancer from eating your cancerous asshole?

Why did the guy eat her ass

She caught cancer from his cancerous throat

Peter Fonda is the only sane choice.

who the fuck gets HPV on purpose