We are the Men in Black

>12 Angry Men gets remade as 12 Toxic Men

PERSONS in Black.

Why would it trigger /pol/? ybois on /pol/ constantly fantasize about being with black and asian girls. This plays right to their fantasies.

Any "outrage" you see from it is marketing from the film studio to get you clickbait suckers to be more hyped about it.

Would be kino desu

So, I saw the trailer for this before KotM. It looks like it'll be an unfunny slog carried by Hemsworth and banking on "woke" critics recommending it.

PERSONS in PoC

+1 reddit gold

>Tessa Thompson

also, the head honcho is a lady and she's bitching
has no one ever heard of Men with a capital 'M' meaning mankind?

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It was actually a funny joke in this trailer, hope they don’t drag it out and ruin it for the movie.

But even if tumblrcringe triggers polcringe you still get cringe in the end

Based and redpilled

Have some gold kind sir

What's more likely to stop first: shoehorned sjw shit in movies and shows or incel bitching and moaning about sjw shit in movies and shows?

>following your query we have rebranded
>welcome to 'Black People'

>has no one ever heard of Men with a capital 'M' meaning mankind?
Do we need to talk about rebranding "woman" as "womyn"

fpbp

we might as well go all the way

It’s all a LARP for money, even the people complaining about it

The only thing that triggers me is Tessa Thompsons ugly face

MiB? More like MiD: Movie in Dumpster.

That's exactly where this trash belongs.

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>Here's your man in black, bro

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But you ARE /pol/ user.

who's dick did she suck/who is she related to to rise to such prominence in such a short time?

I...I'm pretty sure that bitch just sold me a Burger King value meal at the drive through.

What? How do I get in on this action? I'm doing it for free right now.

>living around black people

As much as I like Chris I'll be skipping this. I'll wait for the will Smith sequel to come out

this but unironically

She looks like the perfect pick for a fucking buddy comedy movie

>that face
>those shoulders
>those arms

OOF

Pretty sure that's a man.

>fuck, do I hate working with men, all they say is "badass this, badass that"
>I hate working with non-blacks, no I'm not racist

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no matter where you live running into black people at a fast food restaurant is unavoidable

They follow us around looking for scraps, user. Practically unavoidable at this day.

Wrong. There aren't any black people around here.

The first Men in Black had the coroner, played by Linda Fiorentino, joining Will Smith at the end after Tommy Lee Jones retired.
Emma Thompson joined the franchise at Men in Black 3, playing Agent Oh, Will Smith’s boss.

I guess a film starting two guys is too politically wrong now. Couldn't they have picked a less obnoxious actress instead. Guess it's a skip

good for you mr. irrelevant country

Oprah’s or Queen Latifah’s probably.

I'm American. But my state is irrelevant and no-name. So be sure never to come here. Tell all your friends.

is this that bitch from Westworld?

Yes, but don't confuse her with another ugly black chick with delusions of grandeur from S2, Thandie Newton

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The irony, is the first MiB had Linda Fiorentino as a major character, and at the end of the film, she replaced Tommy Lee Jones character as one of the Men In Black. Fiorentino supposedly won her role in a poker game with the director, which might explain why she got dropped for the second film in the franchise.

The second film in the franchise had Rosario Dawson as a major character, with Lara Flynn Boyle playing the villain.

The third MiB had Rip Torn’s character replaced by Emma Thompson.

All three movies starred Will Smith.

So despite having a film series that has starred a Black actor in the major role, in all three original films, with major fale characters thru out, the studio still has to pull the race and sex card.

How Fucking Pathetic.

Fuck Off.

Thandie has been appearing in Kino since she was in her teens, starring alongside actors like Tom Cruise.

Thandie is way above Tessa in Talent and looks.

Depends on how it's executed tbqh.

No, its the valkyrie from thor

>looks.
not a high bar to clear at all dude

Certified Zommer Comment

Will Liam Neeson follow suit and start coshing black women too? Fair is fair

This.

>t.tumblrina

All good points. Nice reddit-spacing faggot

Thandie, with her hair down, looks like a darker skinned, darker haired, version of an italian princess you would find in a Rennaisance painting.

Tessa, with short hair, looks like a darker Babe Ruth, but with a stronger jaw.

Sometimes Reddit spacing is appropriate.

Its funny because they constantly made situations where it would be easy to add a woman and always found excuses to bring back Tommy Lee Jones. But now since feminism = $$ they are acting like they are doing a great service to women

X WOMEN

And I'm glad they did. K and J had a good chemistry going which I don't think can be replicated here just cause it's a man and woman. Not even being sexist but interactions are different when it's a man and man buddy film

she would probably make a more convincing Blade than Boyega ever could, just needs a dyke haircut

pretty much this and them acting like it's the first time they ever done it.

based

But the Men in Black movie and fictional organization is named for the conspiracy of men dressed in black suits dealing with ufo witnesses

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>Honestly? If it triggers /pol/, I’m all for it.

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movies where the hero and the villain are exactly alike?

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hopefully this meme mutt is over with soon

>White male
>Non-white female
Calling it right now: She'll be too "strong female character don't need no man" to be his love interest, or she'll be "subverting expectations woke lesbian". I don't know if it's SJWs, Hollywood, or (((them))), but someone in charge somewhere has a MEGA boner for seeing brown-male-white-female on-screen relationships, and starts feeling actual physical pain for seeing white-male-brown-female on-screen relationships.

I guess it undermines the whole "white males are evil racist sexist colonizers" narrative when you celebrate a white male "colonizing" a black female on the big screen.

Also black people never shut the fuck up about anyone other than black men dating their women, yet actively encourage and celebrate any time their men "achieve" a white female partner.

Tessa is annoying and unattractive though.

Sonic the Hedgehog will be the hit movie.

Congratulations, you are now aware that you're not including women in your thinking when for a plural including men and women the male term is commonly used, thus justifying gendering speech.

I suppose you are US American?

>The people in black?
>People in black
>Black
>Black people
>Black people doing stuff
There you have it. The title for every remake of any movie from now on.