>eat a lot
>drink beer
>smoke weed
>meanwhile Men, Elves and Dwarves are dying in thousands in a war a few hundred miles away
How can Hobbits be so based?
Eat a lot
Nathaniel Garcia
Evan Barnes
the hobbits are unequivocally based
>be samwise gamgee
>go on a crazy adventure
>get the king of the world to bow down to you
>go back to the shire
>get a gf
>fuck her and have cute little hobbit babies
David Peterson
hmmm reminds me of something
Joseph Nguyen
Are they like the Dutch in this regard?
Asher Rodriguez
They weren't smoking marijuana you zoomer faggot.
Benjamin Collins
On the subject of LOTR, I want to introduce my daughter to this awesome fantasy epic. I was wondering if I should introduce her with the animated movies first, or just jump right in with the live action adaption.
Ryder Gomez
>have cute little hobbit babies
Ayden James
They weren't smoking tobacco either, it was some sort of hybrid mix
Jace Lee
Definitely not, but what they did smoke they called weed collectively.
Juan Torres
Just let her read the Hobbit. Once she's old enough to do that then you show her the Jackson kino.