Westeros

>westeros
>a continent that obviously is not located on planet earth (i triple checked with 2 separate terrestrial globes)
>people talk english
Isn't it exceedingly unlikely that on a continent on a planet, which not only is NOT Earth, but is not part of our solar system either (i triple checked, Earth is the only planet in our solar system that supports intelligent life), there should be people who speak a language native to the planet Earth without having any indication of a feasible means of transport back and forth between the two planets that could explain cultural exchange to such a degree as to have an english-speaking exclave on an extrasolar planet?

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Looks like your research checks out

You do know what plate tectonics is, right? The current landmasses on Earth today were much different than what was millions of years ago. Planetos is actually Earth 1 billion years ago

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This is why I still contend that the darksword trilogy is the greatest fantasy series ever written. It takes placed on a different world, but everyone speaks English, because Merlin the wizard and all of his magic using companions, opened a portal to a new world so they could escape the other humans and start their own civilization based on magic. So everybody has magic. And it explains why everyone speaks English.

>scifags think the Earth is a washing machine with shit just tumbling around

Nice psyop

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Stanley Kubrick knew this. That’s why he made 2001: Space Odyssey. All the people in Planetos were wiped out 1 billion years ago by an asteroid collision that killed most life except for bacteria. Everything evolved back again on the same path because DNA was programmed by Aliens to reproduce the same experiment. As far as English language is concerned, this was telepathically downloaded by the black monolith at the end of 2001 about 1 Million years ago and those apes that got exposed bore bloodlines that would eventually evolve to modern humans.

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Explain this to me like I have an IQ of 70.

>takes 200 million years to move like 10 pixels at the start
>radically changes to form the current continents in less than 20 million years
lol ok enjoy hell

>Grug no like science. Grug only care about massage Grug crotch snake when see woman with crotch snake in cave painting.

>Let's make a new Pokémon game
>I like GoT, let's model the world after Westeros
>hm, how should we name the game?
>I know!
>Pokémon - Ice and Fire!
>Just imagine the cool new pokémon variants
>nah, too obvious
>legal says we can't do that
>it's fantasy, so let's say Pokémon - Sword and Shield
>wut? What faggot would buy an edition named Shield when there is Sword?
>....

Why not just Westerosian, or short Westron?

And Kalos is France. Yeah, I know.

Intelligent aliens speaking English and looking exactly like humans is literally the most likely scenario based on current evidence. What evidence do you have that would support something else?

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Because most people don't want to read an entire book where all the characters are speaking a fake language.

I could see a niche appeal of book where all actions and descriptions are in English but the spoken language of the characters is their own. Apart of the book being that you learn the language through their actions. But for most that would be too much.

>choose between a turtle, a cabbage or a dragon
>people still pick anything besides charmander