Things that people do in the movies that people wouldn't normally do. I'll start

>dad wakes up and goes to the kitchen table
>wife already cooked and served a whole breakfast full of pancakes, eggs and bacon and arranged it right on his plate, obligatory full glass of freshly squeezed orange juice on the side
>"oh sorry honey can't eat, I'm a bit late, looks delicious though" as he put's on his shirt and takes his already premade to-go coffee mug to work

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name one movie where they do this unironically

>hey, put about 15 minutes of fucking chewing and silence in the script
>"why not just cut to when they're finished or a different scene an hour or more after they're done?"
>no, fuck your mother. also put in 30 minutes of wiping their ass the next day because they ate indian, and I mean really get a shot of the fucking shit stained paper too, then put in about 20 minutes of sex scenes. yeah, now people know what a non-hack I am
Suicide yourself.

Why wouldn't you do that irl? There' a reason hot chocolate is so popular, it's literally milk and chocolate

whenever i eat something sweet right before drinking milk or chocolate milk it completely loses the taste and it's just bland like a slightly denser water. is it just me?

>phone is ringing
they take all the time in the world to answer

>character goes to a bar, orders a whiskey
>"leave the bottle"

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Watch good films

Breaking Bad except I think he eats the meal. Even has the entire pitcher of orange juice. And they say Skyler wasn't a good housewife.

holy shit, that is one tasty looking cake. Holy fuck

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It's a europoor meme. They don't have room in their tiny fridges for milk so they have to keep it warm in the cupboard. So they all pretend to not like milk because they can never have an ice cold glass with a thick slab of delicious cake.
Similar to why they pretend to like warm beer.

its all for sonny boy you dunce

I don't hate this because of the action, I hate this because it's ALWAYS that piece-of-shit ear destroying actual bell-ringing old type phone and it's always so much fucking louder than the rest of the movie, I usually have to lower like 80% of the volume when that shit happens.

What the fuck are you on about? Milk and dairy is an European staple. Raw milk is absolutely normal here, a single day didn't pass without it being in my fridge.

no one locks cars in movies

fuck you movies

Literally not a single European keeps their milk outside the firdge

And only the disgusting inbred island anglos drink their beer warm
And those are the cunts that spawned you 54%-ers

Do literally anything else except call the police

Things that aliens do:
>drinking lemonade and eating chocolate cake

>this thread has mutt written all over it
>muh europe
Nigga, we fucking invented cake with milk, because you know, we can actually drink it.
>hey do you have anything milder than milk? it's too spicy for us goblins
Now put away your corn-fed [insert any meat product] and go take off your shoes.

>having to worry about locking your car door
feels so good to live in an all-white town. I'll even leave my car running on very hot or cold days if I'm just running in to the store.

Where did you hear that we like warm beer, you clueless mongoloid?

>Things that people do in the movies that people wouldn't normally do
Have sex.

For all I know, it's a made up meme.

Here's another one for you.

>Character asks other character to eat with them.
>They cut to them halfway through their meal and only now they start talking about their elephant in the room expository dialogue.
>We're meant to believe they either sat in silence or didn't talk about their important business for most of the meal

Really takes me right out of it.

If you eat cake or other baked sweets and drink sweet drinks you're a nigger.
No seriously that's something black people do it's gross.
And they wonder why they're the leaders in diabetes.

Women hiding their tits from the guys who've just been fucking them.

>Literally not a single European keeps their milk outside the firdge
bull. shit.

this. It's fucking jarring seeing people just casually jump into their bed with some disgusting caterpillar boots on

My town is pretty much all white but if you leave your car unlocked you're gonna have a junkie stealing your loose change.

now you're just baiting

>sir that'll be 150 dollars
>character gets up and leaves
>goes to liquor store
>buys handle of vodka for 20

>a thing that is extremely common, but that I don't do so I don't think anybody does because of my crippling lack of aocial interaction

Explain why this is unlike real life, please.

>Nigga

The jig is up Tyrone, quit LARPing as an Anglo European

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>character orders a whiskey
>bartender doesn't say "What kind you fucking moron? First time in a bar?"
>character talks on phone
>hangs up without saying anything
Trips of truth. Poor subjugated euros with their mini-fridges. =(

milk is the patrician desert drink you dumb faggot

>male and female characters have hot heated sex under the blanket in the missionary position
>they both orgasm perfectly synchronized at the same time, loud moans from both parties
>male character just moves to the side and they both stare at the ceiling, comment on how great it was, maybe cuddle a bit and go to sleep while the cum is either oozing out of the vagina all over the bed or if there was a condom it is still attached to that guys penis with cum driblling out of it throughout the whole night
What did they mean by this?

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who the fuck eats chocolate cake and milk alone lol
do you go to the supermarket and buy cakes to stuff your face with or something? jesus christ you obese smelly fuck

>autism detected
Normal people enagage in small talk

>killing your own argument so nobody else can
>immediately talk about shitting afterwards
I'm tired of these fucking pajeets destroying the internet.

Agreed, but it could also be that they just "caught up" or chatted for some reason, and then just went "now, let's talk about why we're actually here".
Except they almost never do that well, so yeah it's shit.

>not having a girl that keeps her heels on in bed
Crikey

that's all pretty normal you incel, unironically have sex
the girl just tucks the blanket between her legs afterwards before rolling over to cuddle

>tfw became lactose intolerant a few years ago
I'll still consume dairy but if I do I make sure that I'll be somewhere close to my toilet, which isn't a problem since I'm a recluse. But jesus christ milk farts. It's a good thing no one is around to inhale my toxic clouds of death. Fuck I just got super lonely right now while typing this out. Now I'm feeling depressed. I just wanted to share an anecdote, not feel like a total loser but being single at 31 ;_;

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>anglo-european
Gross.

Yeah, you never see the guy rip back the cover and stare at his cum oozing out of her happily.

what is mean?

The bait... has been reversed...

consider rope

>killing your own argument so nobody else can
Literally not what happened at all, try again.
So fucking tired of people reading what they want and not what's actually there.

>the girl just tucks the blanket between her legs afterwards before rolling over to cuddle
hahahahaah who told you this

no one just becomes lactose intolerant after years of normalcy, you have something else seriously wrong with you and should see a doctor immediately

>Have sex in missionary position
>climax simultaneously
>no third party watching
>no guy perched with his ass half off the bed hissing "yessss fuck that cunt"
>no fisting

Cum doesn’t ooze back out wtf? You thrust all the way in and you don’t pull out until you’re empty. The female orgasm vacuums sperm into the uterus so as long as she cums too and you don’t have a micro penis it’ll never ooze out.

>characters are having sex
who comes up with this h-haha

Could be a esophagus/stomach hernia.

yeah user everytime you cum the girl cums at the same exact time, that's exactly how it works yes

It's actually pretty common. I hadn't consumed milk for a long time then saw a box of cereal that I wanted to try and after a few bowls my gut started bubbling, which resulted in diarrhea, which resulted with me googling, which now resulted in me correcting you.

>He thinks women cum from fucking!

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goddamn karen wear the dress and the heels i don't care that we're in bed

>>character orders a whiskey
>>bartender doesn't say "What kind you fucking moron? First time in a bar?"

Yeah no bartender would say that. They'd be too worried about getting glassed or not getting a tip.

>he can't fuck a woman proper
Fucking christ, there have been a few times where I literally don't have to do shit (basically starfish) and they just fuck them selves to orgasm riding on my dick.
What the fuck are you doing wrong, son?

>after a few bowls my gut started bubbling
No wonder you fucking glutton. You necked a whole thing of milk.

It doesn’t ooze out, but my girlfriend prefers to squirt it out into the toilet and pee afterwards as a power wash. Maybe this is a bad sign or my penis is too small, but at least we don’t have to worry about UTIs.

They're faking so you'll leave, user.

I never even kissed a girl.
25 years old.

lol it kinda does if you just make a slight effort to time it that way, assuming you’re not too fat to use your pelvic muscles to hold it in briefly. cumming inside her should make her cum again regardless, in my experience.

you're wrong and have an underlying disease but go ahead and LARP your fantasy diagnosis and enjoy a premature death like a fucking retard

Oh sure, I’m just saying it doesn’t start pouring back out immediately

>lol it kinda does if you just make a slight effort to time it that way,
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU FUCKING VIRGIN, what are you, 11? You have to be 18+ to post here, you total masturbator.

>finish conversation
>put phone straight down without saying bye

So fucking rude

Imagine living in a place where you can't just order a beer and the bartender gives you the standard brand of the establishment and then just tells you how much it costs.
Stop assuming that your Wyoming hometown honky-tonk redneck bar is the world-standard, faggot.

except in real life, you'd just take the on-tap whiskey

you think they ask for "what brand" of alcohol when you order shots too?

You probably will.

>Proud that his local only sells one (1) brand of beer.
>Tells guy who expects more choice he must be going to Wyoming redneck bars.
Is it Opposites Day?

>drinking milk
>normalcy
lol no lactose intolerance is actually our normal state, no species is meant to drink milk into adulthood and definitely not milk from another species

I welcome death. If dubs I drop dead from a heart attack right now.

>on-tap whiskey
Only the most wretched hipster shithole would offer draft whiskey, you revolting pseud.

Wrong again.

wow dude chill lol

i hope you're just pretending, user

No, correct. You're the guy who thinks simultaneous orgasm is the norm and that sperm doesn't leak from the vagina because the routinely simultaneous orgasm of the woman hoovers it up, right? You're a virgin, but if you're not, you're the worst, least-informed fuck of all time. And there's no way the women you've been with having been faking.

>proving again the retardation
I can literally go to any bar in my country and just ask for a beer and they give me the standard, that doesn't mean they don't have dozens of other brands.
This is beyond dumb now, you are actually trolling.

every bar has a “well” brand of bourbon, vodka, gin etc that they will use if you don’t specify. It’s not on tap retards.

*haven't

Do you guys all just pretend to know how sex works?

I'm not the same guy you dumb fuck.
Learn to fucking read.

ITT: Underageb&s who've never had sex or been to a bar write bizarre fantasies of what they imagine doing both would entail.

t. shitskin

There are certain hipster places that have been doing "on tap" whiskey, which is what I was referring to, don't include me in the retard comment thanks.

I'm 25. Yes I never had sex.

have sex

I do know how sex works, and the idea that it "doesn't happen" because "the woman's orgasm hoovers it into the uterus" is nonsense.

>finding true love with someone who won't hurt you

RIP

ending the telephone call without saying "goodbye"

What? Why the fuck would they do that?
Retard rescinded in any case.

sorry bro I'm white I can't relate to your inferior genetics lmfao

becoming lactose intolerant after years of """normalcy""" is the natural state, mongoloid. You're not supposed to produce lactase after weaning, unless you're mutie scum.

SCIENCE

I thought people lose their white status when they become junkies.

if you don't hold your orgasm until your girl's throbbing vaginal walls suck it right out of you when she cums, you're definitely a faggot bro lol

>Why the fuck would they do that?
Gimmickry, like most things hipster.

imagine not being white like this user lmao

>"why not just cut to when they're finished or a different scene an hour or more after they're done?"
This, Raj, killed the argument you tried to make. You dense fucks can't even strawman properly.

based

Dude, we know you're a virgin, you can stop now.

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^shaking a niggers hand
>introducing yourself to a woman professionally
>eating at authentic Mexican restaurants staffed by mexicans
Fucking Hollywood lol

>tfw dipping speculaas in cold milk and eating it

absolutely based

>it's totally normal to cum in 30 seconds baby, you're just so hot I can't help it

>lefthandedness
This right here is what you get when you stop teaching the bible in grade school.

A better example is someone ordering a drink at a bar, then having a short conversation and leaving without even taking a sip of it.

That's an alien, user.

>[virginity intensifies]

Why do body horror movies always have people eat food so fucking slowly?

Handedness is genetic. Sure you can train yourself but natural inclination exists.

Have no clue for other films, but it makes sense here because the character is literally trying to eat something for the first time.

Fucking well said

quit it with that devil talk. you gotta beat that lefty shit out of these fuckin kids. i knew a lefty IRL and he was a tremendous faggot.

It's just a fairly common thing with body horror and serial killer movies from what I've seen. It might be because of Silence of the Lambs now that I think of it.

No species except the glorious white race

Because the idea is that you're thinking about the body and its processes in a new light. It's a defamiliarization thing, like if an alien looked at digestion, salivation, etc.

fuucckkk i was thinking about this today

You seem based as fuck.

what is "the standart"?

is this true?

Makes sense. Just more body emphasis.

Came to post this, but it's pretty much only in American films and tv.

chocolate and milk always pair well

The sweet milk chocolate is washed with milk. Then the tongue can taste another mouthful of chocolate cake.

Milk and dairy in general is an European staple.

No one is saying that it wouldn't necessarily go well, just that no one actually eats them together.
No one serves a cake at a birthday or a wedding and a jug of milk beside it.

Also the patrician way is cake and then an espresso.

look at the all the seething replies and take a guess

oh so it's not true

I like how in movies it all turns out well in the end but in reality nothing fucking does

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>op doesn't do this so nobody does
COPE

watch better movies

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user is kill. RIP in pieces.

It's like in disaster or action movies where the main person who has the thing they need to get to the place to save everything, they are drving to the place and there are explosions and or earthquakes going off all aorund them and random people getting blown up but somwhow they just make it though all the random destruction. Like the entire thing hinges on pure luck.

This is the entire script of 2012

>shaking a niggers hand

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Your father was a faggot? I didn't know that.

milkdrinker

Pretty sure this happens in Law Abiding Citizen

my favorite snack is cheez-its and a glass of ice cold milk. people always give me shit for it

this, water and alcohol ¡is the patrician choice, sugary shit is for fat kids and niggers.

>>character orders a whiskey
>>bartender doesn't say "What kind you fucking moron? First time in a bar?"

fuck, i did that the first time i went to a bar

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it happens on every fucking teen movie ever made, just switch dad for teen leading character

Do Yuros REALLY?

No, we have normal fridges and keep milk in them.

Cake and milk is cloying and for the obese and obese-aspirant only, though.

they absolutely do. When I lived in France if anyone had milk they kept in the cabinet. Most wouldn't drink milk and said it was for babies. Also stores just keep it on the shelf, it was rarely refrigerated.