AHEM

Bost tiddies.

I keep wanting to like women, I really do. But this bitch always reminds me that a woman's word is bond for about 10 minutes. I gave everything I could to my last relationship and she dumped me so she could hook up with an instagram influencer. My best friend was just dumped by his girl and now I hear through a friend of a friend she did it so she could start fucking his boss

I'm not going to stop fucking these holes, but goddammit if they haven't completely lost my respect

W H O R E

i have never had sex so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. and she's under no obligation to stay with you if she found someone better. it's a dog eat dog world.

>shitty people picking other shitty people to be in relationships with
>a complete retard (You) thinking that some celebrities represent anything other than their own disaster of a life
>gets dumped by his shitty girlfriend because he couldn't fucking tell she was trash (you should have known not to date a girl with an instagram that isn't for work/art you fucking imbecile)
>MUH ROASTIES

lmao

have sex

>I don't get this.
When you don't understand something, keep your mouth shut.

t. intelligent people

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>she's under no obligation to stay with you
>modern cynical people thinking that word isn't bond

this is why the world is trash you fucking relativistic faggot

i remember the first threads when they broke up that was fucking funny and then i felt bad for the guy when a journal posted photoshoped pictures that anons made as if they were real

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Stop. Fucking. Laughing. At. Me. Mary.

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I still love MEW, seethe harder incels

>seething this hard just cause that guy says he lost respect for women
hmm, I wonder who could be behind this post

Mew was an absolute qt3.14 who married young to a dweebish guy she met randomly on a cruise. She represented the fulfilled hopes of dweebs everywhere. Especially as they stayed together through her rise to fame.

Then she fulfilled the nature of the eternal roastie and betrayed him.

But that wasn't even her final form. No. She then evolved into a homewrecker and destroyed a family.

Cuck

maybe in the next life
there's nothing intelligent about playing the morality police
it's not modern cynical people. it's empirical evidence. you're a retard if you seriously expect virtue from people.

>iPhone
Get lynched, gay.

Fuck you poorfag

>the dumb kid writes like a brown ape
Who would've guessed?
>less than a 1k investment is a lot of money to ghetto rich Jamal
Pathetic.

You’re a virgin you have no experience with relationships or women theres no argument here we’re done

who is this nobody?
is she meant to be an actress?

>when virgins pretend they get to talk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL ADULT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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>continues posting from a device specifically made for fags and retards

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Call me a cuck will ya

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yeah, cause real adults get emotional about celebrities they don't even know.

>cause
I like how you can't even pretend to not be a low class retard with no future, little kid.

Two marriages

ewan my mate
yuo are middle age man now
yu must choose future relations
will yu continue with butifel jewfu and mother of yuor children
or pick puta

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PUTA

>is a jaded piece of shit
>”guys I’m alone!!”
it’s a mystery it is.

>still seething about some celebrity's social life
I'm not in the habit of pretending. I leave that to you.
Tell me about the other Hollywood scandals that offend you.

Easy to say when you havent experience having a girl with good pussy and cheating on you with another chad

PUTILLA

only incels hate MEW

Get a job favela boy.

I’m a Chadcel and I spit on the bitch dog

Women are the sole source of misery in this world. We go to war for them and we slave away our brief time in this world for them. And what do they do in return? Destroy everything we hold dear. They are nothing but brood mares fit only to service our home. The day of artificial wombs and gynoids will be the death of their tainted ilk. Any who disagrees with me is a smooth brained simpleton.

Based

>under 1k is a lot of money to the ghetto rich nigger with a limp wrist
It's always funny when poors out themselves like this.

OH NO NO NO NO NOOOO HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

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you kidding me? chads see right through her putaness

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FUCK THE ETERNAL BONDS OF HOLY MATRIMONY
AND FUCK THE FAMILY SYSTEM

Not only Riley got to fuck prime MEW, he also gave us those lame but still good fappening leaks of her. Bless his soul.

Not gonna lie he's lived the life

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that's absolutely savage

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This

>projecting
I pity you, I really do.

>cucks in training

Post the whore killer spree one

>no u!
Typical black kid reply.

SCOTTISH FUCKING SHITS

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You're not really user. I could take a wild stab at who you really are. Or better yet what you really represent.

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Truly the embodiment of our guy

You seem mad friend. Did a black boy steal your waifu?

>u mad!
Typical black kid reply. You're a walking stereotype.

White knights stay sexless i.e. have sex

Like attracts like my friend. If she's into assholes, she probably is an asshole. Which following the logic we've already established probably makes you an asshole, and not the nice guy you envisage.

Riley fucked prime MEW, and now he's going to became an A-list auteur with his new movie and fuck every girl in California. Meanwhile Scotsman is stuck paying for post-wall MEW and for his kids and ex wife who hate him now.

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Riley fucked prime MEW for 15 years and then got rid of her. Ewan is now stuck paying for post-wall MEW and his ex-wife and kids who now hate her.
10 years from now, Riley will be an acclaimed director still making interesting dramas while people will have forgotten about MEW.
Screencap this.

>perfect excuse to put his heels on her pusy and hers on his dik

Post-wall MEW mind

>black this
>black that
yeah... you’re no mad at all, lel

fuck off riley no one's buying this shit

Imagine not having Instagram. What, are you friendless, user?

>...
Black AND effeminate? Not a winning combination.

If anything I became more me and less of an asshole. And that’s why she left. (I had retarded long hair down to my shoulders when we met. Lopped it off to gyllenhall Prisoners cut a couple weeks before the unceremonious dumping)

Apparently she couldn’t afford rent anymore and had to move home. Nobody was there to help her move either and she made a passive aggressive post I saw about it. Karma

>tfw I started the puta meme
10 years on this board and this is the only meme I've successfully started

No uh. It was me, pendejo.

>being this grumpy coz he can’t buy an iPhone
You’ll get there one day, friend.

>back to the ghetto rich act
Sad.

Her footpusy is begging for a glaze

>i have never had sex
congratulations on making the least surprising statement of the decade.

GET THAT

INCEL

PUTA

You can join if you want

Was Ewan the only one to get out of this unscathed?
>alpha male home wrecker fucking women 15 yo younger
Thats based and redpilled in my books.

SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

You shitting me? His own kids hate him now for leaving their mom. Plus his ex wife will divorce rape him. And MEW already hit the wall.
The only unscathed one is Riley, who can focus on his career and fuck LA models now that he's a semi-successful filmmaker.

>till death do us part
>lol nvm

he looks awful lately

riley has stopped sadposting (or at least toned it down on insta) i think he's on his way back. we'll see how his next movie goes down

kek'd at dark vador

PUTA

>be virgin
>also be proud cuck
this is why you need to have sex, leftoid.

how´s everything going, mary?

>dog eat dog world
lol retard it's doggy dog world lmao

>women
>based
I see where you went wrong, user.

>muh family
it's Evan, who destroyed his family. blaming it on her is retarded - it's not like he didn't have a choice

it takes two to fandango wango tango

Come at me bruv

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they both look like buzz lightyear

It looks good wtf

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P U T T A N A

If two people are holding the trigger of a crossbow aimed at my heart and one of them fires it, is only one to blame? Obviously fuck Ewan but Mew clearly deserves blame. Not total but lots

>the sole source of misery
>sole

Come on user, hyperbole like this undermines your other valid points.

Hey Riley... Riley, isn't that a girl name?

This is the truth. Many will dispute it only because of their own lack of experience and intelligence. Some Yea Forums virgins don't represent reality, no matter how much mindwork they try to do.

hi mary ;did you finish transitioning?, you fucking tranny...

Homewrecker slut

SHAME

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

he may have fucked her for 15 years but he didn't do a good enough job

GO DARTH VADOR ON THAT NIGGA

FUCKKKK Lmao

just a typical roastie whore

>it's a dog eat dog world
and i'm the fucking Chinaman

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RILEY CAN'T CATCH A BREAK

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>FRIENDS

Not even friends with benefits? That's cold.

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why do people on here pretend to like her loser ex-husband now they're divorced
everyone in mew threads hated him before they broke up

ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha
he can take as many jiu jitsu classes as he wants but a beta is still a beta
poor fuckin guy