What the fuck

Can you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

celery man

You only think that. You really don't look the same now. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

Daily sequence consumption is scientifically proven to reduce the effects of aging

motherfucker

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What the fuck

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>having poor genetics
I bet you lost all your hair lmao

Phoebes husband on Friends

trump is only 2 years older than him and he looks like hammered shit.

blacks don't crack

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Jewish genetics.

Now Tayne I can get into.

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Why do men age like fine wine but women age like milk?

Gene mutation (srs)

(not srs)

(im srs)

>You only think that. You really don't look the same now. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
nta but I'm almost 40 and people still mistake me for a high schooler

White people age like milk

Good black don't crack.
Black definitely does crack.

I had a substitute teacher who was 35. Looked not a day older than 20s.

I used to work at a high school in my early-mid 30s, and the first day when the principal was showing me around the building, literally every kid thought I was a new student.

Women worship their beauty and so die a thousand tiny deaths as they age

>look mommy i insulted drumpf again XD

His age is rapidly catching up to him desu.

baby foreskin facials

I had a friend with a mom like that. She looked barely 18 the first time I met her.

Did you get laid?

seething

Why am I bald and old at age 29?

Fillers and potential face lifts. Don't think that hollywood divas don't do anything in their power to retain their youth. It's their main asset after all.

my dad´s the same and he´s 56, having jewish genes is great, fuck off poltards

Poor diet, poor exercise, poor dealing of your own karma.

mens hormones don't decline as much as womens as they get older

I know some guy who started teaching classes in shitty public high schools and he's barely 25 years old and 16 and 17 years old girls would openly flirt and even grab his cock. He had to quit

This. Have you ever wondered about how when you don’t see someone you know for a few months or even years and they’re totally different ? That’s exactly how it is. People don’t notice it themselves since the changes happen gradually and they adapt to it, now someone else who hasn’t seen said person in a while sees these changes build up when they eventually meet again. It’s quite scary really, same goes for how you see yourself in the mirror vs how you look in pictures vs how people see you etc. Perception is a scary motherfucking thing.

The only thing that ages better than a white man is an Asian woman. That is one of the major reasons white WM/AF is the ultimate power couple. The other reason being Asian woman are the most attractive group of women and are built for white cock.

Yes, but that's beside the point

Daily reminder to avoid sugar, especially soda. It causes the same amount of damage to your liver like alcohol does, causing you to age like shit.

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>i look like shit so everyone else probably does too

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Even fruit? I eat so many apples, blueberries, raspberries, cranberries, etc over the course of a week

wait that wasn't david duchovny ?

>P-pls no b-bully daddy trump

>tfw I'm starting to look my age at 35
Shit sucks. Cuties calling you 'Sir' is not cool.

lol what a faggot

WTF

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