Ahhh nooo

not light...save me Sauron

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>mfw atheistfags can't into lotr

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It has literally nothing to do with religious
its the least religion movie theme ever

>whole story is about Eru playing prank on middle earth

I literally walked out of the theatre at this point. One of the most powerful beings in the world and he brings a lightbulb to a battle. Thanks Gandalf

Who Eru?
What that got to do religions

What did tolkien mean by this?

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thicc

What was shelob like in the books?

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Aragorn make sure go to the caves and get the secret dead duece et machina army to fix the build up I wrote myself into a corner with

/hack

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jesus christ don't post if you can't type properly

in the movie, yeah. not in the book

weak bait

Unexpected journey > return of the king

dont @ me

How would he know who Eru is?he isnt even in the lotr series never mind the movies

Stinky

she got nude in the book?

>she got nude in the book?
> got nude
Humans in the LotR universe were nudists, same as Tolkien himself.

but I'm atheist and read LOTR and now Silmarillion/Children of Hurin

Why didnt the eagles just drop gandals light shaft onto saurons eye

>nooo not the power of light !!!!!! I CANT SEE

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why didn't he do the same when they attacked the city? was the light recharging?