Is sharp objects worth watching?

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That doesn't look like Sean Bean.

If you like underage girls then yes.

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>tfw no Patricia Clarkson granny gf

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yes, it's absolutely amazing

what do mean by like?

amy adams doesn't show her butthole
it's not worth watching

Solid thumbs up

It's okay. Would have been better if it were half as long.

Yes

I'll let you decide user.

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The best show I've seen in a long time. Slow burn, southern gothic, visually stunning, and downright creepy.

I really liked it. Recommend me some other depressing kinos other than Chernobyl lads.

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haha imagine how scared you would be if a cute teenage girl was on top of you, reaching orgasm while strangling you to death I bet it would be super traumatic

I deleted my post because it was an accidental spoiler, I meant to post this one. But I agree that would be magical.

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fucking hell I'm a mess today. was meant for you.

Check out The Fall. It's really good and very depressing and dark.

the scars were so dumb to be honest family

What was dumb about them? There was a girl when I went to high school that had cuts pretty similar, with like edgy words and stuff written all over her legs

>shar Pobjects

i usually like pretty dark stuff, but this show was extremely depressing. i can't think of another show that is quite this bleak. everything about it was brutal.

What happened after this scene?

leftovers

Rectify

Huh? There's plenty of more depressing stuff, Sharp Object is more edgy and gothic

Did you guys notice how this was like 95% the same show?

I was wondering if it's just one of those Armageddon/Deep Impact coincidences

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I honestly hated it and it thought it was just stupid, but an accurate portrayal of what scum women are. Take Amy's character. She's sent down to her home town to do a job, get a story about how the murder of these teenage girls is affecting the town and the people in it. What is evident is that the people don't really give a shit about it, nobody does except the girl's dad and everyone just thinks he did it. Then another girl is killed and again only one guy gives a shit so everybody thinks he did it. She doesn't do her job at all, is covered in self harm scars for pretty much no reason. And not just any scars, super edge lord word scars. Think there's a deeper meaning there, there isn't. She did them all herself because she was sad, she somehow even did all the ones on her back by herself which are completely legible she had a real talent at self mutilation.

She does her job for about maybe one day interviewing a couple people and the rest of her time is spent about just drinking, walking around town and fucking some men. But not just fucking them, because she is damaged so sex has to be some weird mutual masturbation or "you're as fucked up as me" edge lord shit too.

She also hangs out with her mother and sister, who she doesn't like and how she gets her is plainly stupid too. She goes on a side quest to investigate how one of her sisters actually died and finds out it was her mother that killed her which comes as a total shock even though she's clearly seen that her mother is poisoning her other sister and that she herself was poisoned by her for years, which she completely remembers.

The killer becomes insanely obvious to anyone paying attention as soon as you see her sister at the pig farmer's place. One girl had their teeth pulled out, the show says that this MUST have been done by a man because it was so much power, but that was just a blatant red herring in this show full of obvious ones.

And her flashbacks? Pointless. At least we saw Amy Adams fuck.

yeah it's pretty good, amy adams is great as always, it's a bit slow but has enough mystery to keep you interested.

Name something more depressing than Sharp Objects

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wow the wall did not treat her well. sharp objects is a direct adaptation from a book that dates back, the sinner is more likely to be a knockoff if there are any similarities.

Maybe the book has more meaning but the show has none. You can get the same thing by watching gore webms and youtube videos of girls crying how much their life sucks

starving orphans on the street

>she's clearly seen that her mother is poisoning her other sister and that she herself was poisoned by her for years, which she completely remembers
None of this is right, though.

The Night Of

It's all right though. Her mother may not have killed the other girls, but she was poisoning both of her kids and killed their other sister with her antifreeze medicine.

A much better show than that overhyped Chernobyl kikefest.

that guys """abs""" look totally fake.
he probably had his belly fat cool sculpted in the shape of a six pack lel

And? That wasn't what you said. You said she was aware of it when that's clearly not the case.

She was absolutely aware of it. She recognized it as soon as she saw her sister was fucked. Instead of call the police, she decided to join in too to "protect" her sister when her boss did the only smart thing and called the police.

youtube the 7 minutes in heaven interview where she is drunk and flirty. one of the best boners of my life

Are you retarded? That all happens after she's given the proof from the cop. No shit she realizes what's happening after it's been revealed to her what's happening.

imagine her getting wine drunk at thanksgiving and starting to rub your cock under the table ha ha wouldn't that be awkward?

Because she told nobody. She's retarded, and it's why her sister got away with everything.

The book that "The Sinner" is based on was written in 1999 and "Sharp Objects" was written in 2006.

The fuck are you talking about? Half the cast already knew and didn't give a shit. Her cop boyfriend refused to speak with her, the local sheriff thought she was toxic to the community and her family. As soon as she confirms her mother is actively poisoning her sister, she steps in and takes the hit herself, because any delay means her sister continues to be poisoned. At which point, her mother takes her phone and she's so weakened that she can't even stand, much less seek out help.

Of the top of my head - Leftovers, Les Revenants, Top of The Lake, The Missing, Enlightened, Happy Valley, The Terror

He changed his gender in this sequel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So he was involved right?

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He let it happen because he's a limp wristed milquetoast faggot which is also why he could never do anything about his wife's affair and only ever got any when he raped her.

For some reason, I've avoided watching this and The Terror because I have both books on the shelf and I plan on reading them someday, even though I've had both books over 3 years and there's at least two dozen books I plan to read before them. Am I retarded?

>find out your mom never loved you
>find out your mom killed your younger sister and she's doing the same to your other sister
>save your sister
>find out your sister was killing all those girls back home and she gets arrested
>fucking lose it and become catatonic and have to be taken care of by your editor and his wife
what the fuck is wrong with gillian flynn?

Is that the ending on the book? God I'm glad they didn't put it in the show, I would've kym right there

I thought he was going to be the killer. Would have been better.

Anyone who gives a shit about spoilers is retarded.

Just watched it, she is a rare and pristine beauty

I read this book a while back, honestly the book isn't really better than the show imo. It's pretty much verbatim.

Your existence.

I don't watch shows with women. Women are cunts and I can't stand them. They ruin my kino. Fuck women tbqh.

The scene where the cops bust in on her fucking the teenager in the motel room and she has to shamefully get dressed in front of them is kino.

cringe

I wouldn't say this show is kind to women.

Yep.

Yes, but careful not to poke your eye out

The Leftovers and Les Revenants.